Hello Kitty Pro Wrestling
A sure sign that the apocalypse is upon us…The Kitty World Order:
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, in conjunction with Gente California and SANRIO Co., LTD., will present the first ever professional wrestling match for the Kitty World Order (KWO). On April 5, 2008, the cheerful Hello Kitty® and mischievous Kuromi® will meet inside the wrestling ring in a classic battle of The Good vs. The Bad. This match between these two beloved characters has been sanctioned by SANRIO Co., LTD. and PWG, and will be part of a live event that will feature PWG World Championship and PWG World Tag Team Championship title matches. The event takes place on Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:00PM at American Legion Post #308, located at 7338 Canby Ave., Reseda, CA 91335. General Admission tickets for the event are $20.
I would comment, but once again Hello Kitty Hell has left me speechless…
Sent in by Arlinora (via The Beat) who should actually have to get in the ring with these two for not only thinking sending me this information could be a good idea, but for also forecasting the sure demise of the world…
Posted: March 20th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Sports, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 32
Comments
#1 Comment from pixiemartin
Time: March 20, 2008, 10:31 am
Good Lord, that’s horrible.
And yet it would make a good t-shirt…
#2 Comment from RSKS
Time: March 20, 2008, 10:33 am
They for got ‘The Ugly’ oh wait…..that migh be Darlene’s spot….
LOL 1st!
#3 Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 20, 2008, 11:26 am
Um, okay…. that’s a little weird.
Are they people dressed in Big HK & Kuromi costumes?
Interesting…….
#4 Comment from m
Time: March 20, 2008, 11:35 am
Wtf?
#5 Comment from Helene
Time: March 20, 2008, 12:14 pm
Speechless.
Weeeird…
Why… I mean, who would…
So strange.
Anyone going?
#6 Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 20, 2008, 12:48 pm
Uh, since I’m in good ‘ole VA, probably not 
#7 Comment from Jesse
Time: March 20, 2008, 1:45 pm
How does this work? Are they trying to make a profit out of two dressed up cats, in a cat fight or something? lol
#8 Comment from Helene
Time: March 20, 2008, 1:55 pm
mhkitty: At least your’e on the right continent.
#9 Comment from Jen
Time: March 20, 2008, 1:57 pm
Fakester Feline alert! We all know Kitty has no mouth.
#10 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 20, 2008, 2:05 pm
I bet Kuromi will win. >:D
“Evil will always win because good is dumb.”
Kuromi will kick her a$$.
I think they would get more people if all they wore was the HK and Kuromi mask and nothing else and were all oiled up.
But then that’s just me and my purile sense of thought. >:P
#11 Comment from darlene
Time: March 20, 2008, 6:41 pm
The only sure sign that the apocalypse is happening is that this blog exists and people take you seriously. The only people that should be speechless are us that have to read this drivel.
Hello Kitty is loved by people who participate in all sports so why should this be surprising? And everyone knows that good always wins over evil. Hello Kitty in wrestling will bring thousands of new fans to wrestling. It’s a great thing and you should write that truth instead of this drivel.
#12 Comment from Meow!
Time: March 20, 2008, 8:08 pm
Darlene….kill yourself really…you need to do something with your life don’t you?…or..you need to confess that you are a fan of this blogger xD really i think so XD!!!
#13 Comment from Meow!
Time: March 20, 2008, 8:09 pm
every day you post XD
#14 Comment from Jesse
Time: March 20, 2008, 8:10 pm
I love how HKH doesn’t really write anything slanderous or anti-kitty in this post, yet Darlene still feels obligated to jump on him.
#15 Comment from Meow!
Time: March 20, 2008, 8:17 pm
xD
#16 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 20, 2008, 8:28 pm
to Jesse: Maybe Darlene wants to hump something. She’d make secks with Dear Daniel if she could!
#17 Comment from m
Time: March 20, 2008, 11:31 pm
I find this hilarious:
“The only sure sign that the apocalypse is happening is that this blog exists and people take you seriously. ”
-darlene
Prime example being you? Maybe?
Wtg.
#18 Comment from ghost
Time: March 21, 2008, 12:01 am
i’m actually kinda surprised darlene was able to pull a word like drivel out of her powdered sugar filled craze and was able to use it in a logical sentence. she goes on to amaze me by not only using it once, but twice! good job. congradulatory half clap *cla-*
now onto more interesting topics, i personally would not mind seeing some dark figure beating the crap out of hello kitty, but not for twenty bucks and especially not when the figure is on the same payroll. plus those little nubby fingers don’t seem to be able to cause much damage. i bet you couldn’t pop an eye out even with them being so unnecissarily large. maybe do it happytree friends style and give them weed wackers or something. then i might be more willing to fork over twenty bucks
#19 Comment from Cyn
Time: March 21, 2008, 4:58 am
The words “Kitty World Order” are scary enough to me, no matter what it comes associated with. Makes me feel like the fear of being dominated by the kitty are real enough.
#20 Comment from brien
Time: March 21, 2008, 6:01 am
The thing that I find disturbing is that the figures on the poster don’t look so much like Hello Kitty and Kuromi, but look more like Powerpuff Girls wearing Hello Kitty and Kuromi costumes!
#21 Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 21, 2008, 7:01 am
@brien: you noticed the PPG similarity too???
Glad I’m not the only one!!!
And phrase ‘Kitty World Order’ scares the crap outta me! See, she really is trying to take over the world…maybe Warner Bros. should come out with a new cartoon called Kitty and the Brain….
‘What are we going to do today Brain?’
‘What we do everyday Kitty, try to take over the world! Muah ha hahaha!!!!’
#22 Comment from Nami
Time: March 21, 2008, 7:26 am
I wonder what kind of fight it is… one of those Hello Kitty fanatics dressed up in Kitty costumes and going at each other? Guess it would be arousing…just kidding
#23 Comment from liz
Time: March 21, 2008, 7:37 am
i have to say…. this is actually pretty cute..haha
a beat down between the 2 cats??? in wrestling outfit???
I WOULD WATCH THAT…hahahaha
and i want to see some blood and black eyes.
#24 Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: March 21, 2008, 8:59 am
And I like wrestling.
No place is clean.
#25 Comment from Taranea
Time: March 21, 2008, 12:02 pm
…the thing that scares me even more than seeing the words ‘Hello Kitty’ ‘world’ and ‘order’ in one sentence, is actually…
…that one of my first thoughts was ‘But Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth!”
I think I read this blog too often.
#26 Comment from Sj
Time: March 21, 2008, 10:35 pm
This is beyond bizzarre. I personally would like to know how you talk the wife out of taking you to this one.
Im praying this event will, miraculously, bomb.
#27 Comment from Kelly
Time: March 22, 2008, 9:12 am
Agree totally with MHKitty and Brian, they don’t even look like the original characters!
#28 Comment from Puppy
Time: March 25, 2008, 1:47 pm
Go Kuromi!!
#29 Comment from Ghod
Time: March 30, 2008, 3:26 pm
Oh wow, it’s Darlene again, commenting on another blog she claims is pointless to read yet is one of the first to comment, no doubt!
Darlene, your obsession with this blog and possibly the writer is just as bad as his obsession with Hello Kitty merchandise- oh the mirth!
#30 Comment from Mike
Time: April 7, 2008, 11:28 pm
Here’s the photos of the “Kitty World Order” match from PWG show this past sat on the daily news website
http://www.insidesocal.com/slamjam/
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#32 Comment from Leah
Time: September 16, 2008, 7:37 pm
kuromi is disgusting
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