Hello Kitty ???
It’s bad enough when photos arrive in my mailbox that are products branded with Hello Kitty, but it’s even worse when I get a random Hello Kitty photo that I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about (and am too frightened to even imagine what’s going on):
Someone please give me an explanation that makes sense of what is going on here that won’t completely freak me out and won’t give me nightmares about it for the rest of the year…
Sent in by deana, who really should have to view this outside her window every night before she goes to sleep for thinking for a second sending this photo to me could ever be a good idea and so she is a freaked out about it as I am…
Posted: March 28th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 42
Comments
Comment from Mrs Muffle
Time: March 28, 2008, 6:43 am
I think it is a dead Hello Kitty on the road which has been awfully mutilated thanks to a big truck.
Comment from Pencil
Time: March 28, 2008, 6:47 am
My guess would be that it is a Hello Kitty overdosing on heroin after a raunchy night of sex and debauchy of the innocence of mankind.
Comment from Corruptor
Time: March 28, 2008, 7:14 am
I was thinking either a girl in a hello kitty mask getting f*ed on the ground, but it looks more like shes fleeing in terror from some knife wielding psycho from a horror movie.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 28, 2008, 7:32 am
I don’t know maybe it’s pretentious art student crap.
I don’t get the box of goldfish on his/her chest underneath the net shirt.
It’s a funny pic though.
Comment from liz
Time: March 28, 2008, 7:38 am
that’s a murder scene…… poor girl got killed with a hello kitty pillow. we need CSI here.
Comment from Katchen
Time: March 28, 2008, 7:45 am
a window display mid-set up or mid-dismantle?
Comment from Clay
Time: March 28, 2008, 7:58 am
Hello Kitty, the later years….
After her fame is over she becomes a drug addict and starts selling herself for money. Shame.
Comment from xj
Time: March 28, 2008, 8:41 am
oh wow.
Comment from RSKS
Time: March 28, 2008, 9:37 am
WELL……if you want to think about it possitvely i think HK got in a “cat fight” and i don’t think she won. 
Comment from Holly B.
Time: March 28, 2008, 10:12 am
I think this was in the outtakes/Director’s cut DVD of “Trainspotting.” Doesn’t Ewan MacGregor climb out of the toilet next?
Comment from Mari
Time: March 28, 2008, 11:31 am
Hello Kitty Ho?
Comment from georg
Time: March 28, 2008, 11:58 am
Hello Kitty Snuff Film.
Comment from Mari
Time: March 28, 2008, 1:52 pm
It looks like a mannequin with a severed HK head.
Very haunting.
Georg you’re right..it almost looks snuffish.
Creepy
Comment from Ashley
Time: March 28, 2008, 1:58 pm
Oh no someone killed Darlene??
XD
Comment from Kelly
Time: March 28, 2008, 4:08 pm
IT’S DARLENE!
Comment from Eize
Time: March 28, 2008, 4:21 pm
Is that supposed to be “art”?
Comment from Puppy
Time: March 28, 2008, 5:32 pm
o-o uh…. hello kitty eating her head?
unless she was trying to get out of a hello kitty costume..
Comment from siimuk
Time: March 28, 2008, 6:48 pm
its a hello kitty crack whore
Comment from Alex
Time: March 29, 2008, 12:12 am
Perhaps this was inspired by the old Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.hello.kitty
Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: March 29, 2008, 8:35 am
Ashley and Kelly, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would explain her absence from this board……….
Comment from Courtney
Time: March 29, 2008, 4:20 pm
Its obvious, shes a teenage star now,
and is a druggie and alcaholic,
and is being raped by one of the HK fetishes people
;D
Comment from Stratagemini
Time: March 29, 2008, 4:36 pm
It’s a Hello Kitty Face Hugger from The Movie ALIEN Which has now been Hello Kittyfied. It’s eating her face so it can lay it’s Hello Kitty Easter Eggs inside her and when they mature the Hello Kitty Chest Bursters will burst out of her chest in a shower of love and happiness, and send her to a Literal, Hello Kitty Hell.
Comment from Anais
Time: March 29, 2008, 6:40 pm
It looks like HK is being trampled by the ghosts of men who couldn’t live in peace bc of all the HK memorobilia put in their bathrooms by their former girlfriends/wives. It’s hard to hold all that resentment in, y’know.
Comment from Sj
Time: March 29, 2008, 8:58 pm
That is a Deviantart submission. It looks vagely artistic if you squint, and evern then in a stretch your imagination, look beyond the photo kind of way.
Comment from Asara
Time: March 30, 2008, 12:40 am
The fact that you have Hello Kitty in the title of every post, tells me you must be brainwashed in this hell.
Seriously, if you hate it so much why do you use it’s name constantly in your posts and titles? I mean the name of your blog tells us everything.Why use it’s horrible little name more?
Comment from Kelly
Time: March 30, 2008, 8:13 am
Asara, are you Darlene’s evil sister?
Comment from will
Time: March 30, 2008, 2:24 pm
hrmm, this is wierd. and holly b., i saw that version of trainspotting, and i pretty sure this aint there
Comment from Darlene II
Time: March 30, 2008, 3:42 pm
You are a sexist stupid man!
Why does anyone read your blog?
You are evil! I hate you and your blog!
DRRRR DRRRRR DRRRRRR
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 30, 2008, 8:38 pm
Ashara it’s to be funny.
Ashley and Kelly: NICE!!!
Darlene II: Can’t have said it more succinctly.
Maybe the picture is HK’s confused brother Confused Carey. Say hello to him. He wants to be as pretty as his sisters.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 31, 2008, 7:32 am
Oh, my goodness, I go away for a weekend and look at all of you!
Darlene II: WTF does ‘DRRRRR’ mean? I thought it was ‘GRRRR’…..Still sounds to me like a 12 year old. We know you’re Darlene 1 in hiding… come out, come out wherevere you are…we can play Sweeny Todd… I’ll be Todd, you be the Judge 
(that seriously is freaky movie….)
Anyway about the pic: I’m thinking someone has a warped sense of ‘art’ and thought “Hey, I’ll send this and get everyone going on HKH!”
We all fell right into the evil trap!
Comment from moriyah
Time: April 1, 2008, 1:22 pm
If this is art then I don’t want to ever see another installation from this artist ever again. There is symbolism SOMEWHERE in there, but I’m just not seeing it.
All I see is some twenty something girl with a pink hk head on to signify the death that hk will cause a person should they turn fanatical.
Oh. Wait.
Comment from VanessaActual
Time: April 15, 2008, 9:14 pm
Yucky! This is a ‘furry’ aka ‘furbie’
HUGE fetish, people like to dress up as there fav stuffed thing and, well, with their statigically placed hole, aka “SPH” they do bad things that make god cry.
Seriosuly its a pretty big fettish. Look at the stain on the carpet! Hello Kitty hates it!
Comment from jen
Time: April 22, 2008, 5:55 pm
looks like someone is standing on her??and thats a hello kitty head!!lmfao
Comment from roselaring
Time: May 3, 2008, 7:41 am
look at the top just above her shirt there is someone stepping on her….maybe someone thot it’d be fynny to show hello kitty gettin beat up….but the legs steppin on her was photosopped in…just look closely
Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 11:09 pm
I think it’s a drunken chick with a hello kitty hat on. Imagine that.
Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: June 14, 2008, 3:20 am
Vell, in Hong Kong, so HK, in 1999, a hostess, Fan May Yee, 23, was murdered by 3 Triad members, underground gangsters, with her remains sewn into a Hello Kitty doll’s plush head. Bizzarre reference, purrhaps?
Comment from Jill
Time: September 23, 2008, 6:44 pm
Darlene II is probably a troll.
DRR DRR DRR is referencing a horror manga that’s somewhat popular on 4chan.
Comment from shocked person
Time: October 11, 2008, 2:48 am
This poor lady has just been bitten and infected by the montrous creation from the planet Sanrio. I seriously pity this person.
Comment from bonnie
Time: April 17, 2009, 7:11 pm
looks to me like a mannequin inside a window display. the arm, especially by the wrist, is shiny like plastic and the peoples legs which appear to be standing on top of her are reflections in the window
Comment from Paulo
Time: August 3, 2009, 7:31 pm
Does this have anything to do w/the Hello Kitty Murder in Hong Kong? There was somethin about it on Wikipedia, that they found her head in a hello kitty doll. I wonder…..
Comment from Emily
Time: August 27, 2009, 4:12 am
Maybe she is referring to the hello kitty murders? ((By the way, something I know you will love, I will email you a link to this delicious little mishap. Brutal murder, and torture, named after hello kitty, as the girls head was stuffed into a hello kitty doll ^-^
Justice, to hello kitty.
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