Hello Kitty Bikini Bottoms
This is why Hello Kitty fanatics scare the hell out of me - they fashion things like this Hello Kitty bikini bottom that they believe is sexy, but just leaves everyone who sees it saying wtf?!?
Some things are simply so wrong that there is nothing to do but weep in pain at the horror. While I never thought I’d say this, I think I would actually be less traumatized with more Hello Kitty in this instance. I don’t even want to know anything more about it…I’ve been trying to erase the image from my mind the second that I opened the email and nothing is working. A lobotomy is looking like a perfectly reasonable surgical procedure if it could wipe the image away. This is yet another instance that proves that Hello Kitty Hell can always get worse…much, much worse…
Sent in by Matt who pretty much sums it up with his comment, “If the tan-damaged butterfly of Naugahyde doom doesn’t soften your manhood, the rubber band/maxi-pad Hello Kitty bikini bottoms will…” which just proves that he deserves intense and unrelenting torture for thinking something like this should ever be sent to my email box…
Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 55
Comments
Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 31, 2008, 5:21 am
Ummmmmmmmm…oookkkaaayyyy…..
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 31, 2008, 5:35 am
Yeaaah….?
And, since we seem to have the place to ourselves… 
It occurred to me that all your HK Anime schoolgirl costume needs to become an HK Magical Girl one is higher heels and a scratch-built wand, which I’m sure your talents would be entirely up to making.
Comment from Georg
Time: March 31, 2008, 6:10 am
That’s not a butterfly. It’s a gargoyle head, and the open mouth is covered by Hello Kitty. This makes the picture a little worse for me.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 31, 2008, 7:19 am
For the love of GOD, please tell me you are NOT going to leave us with THIS?????
Please GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Has anyone noticed the undies look like a mini diaper???)
Kitteh!!:
I’m flattered
Yeah I was at the store and bought another patch to go on the back of my skirt -or maybe I’ll sew them to my bloomers so I can have a reason to show off my bum 
I have stiletto thighhigh patent leather boots that cost a fortune No going back now!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 31, 2008, 7:33 am
Yeah, I had noticed the undies looking “odd”, but I’d thought they looked more like a female sanitary product!! >anyone know how to do an upchucking smilie in HTML?<
Oh and even if we don’t watch the same shows, get an idea we both watch Anime?
Comment from Kelly
Time: March 31, 2008, 8:07 am
It looks like one of those influenza masks that they wear in japan, but the string has been routed to make a bikini.
It looks gross and dumb anyway.
Wonder what Darlene has to say about this one, surely she couldn’t tell me that looks good. Ugh.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 31, 2008, 8:33 am
Are you kidding? I LOVE reading Manga/watching Anime, my good friend has spent a ’small’ fortune for Anime… my fav is still Sailor Moon…
My friends tell me I should go as Sailor Moon one Halloween… the wig would weigh a ton!
Maybe I could be a Sailor Hello Kitty!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 31, 2008, 8:45 am
It’s difficult getting any of the really long Anime series this side of the Pond, so I tend to go more for things like Ghost in the Shell: Stand-alone Complex, or Dirty Pair Flash, but I’ve got the Manga of Ranma 1/2 (thanks Amazon), and am working on Inu Yasha.
I wasn’t going to suggest Sailor Moon; as you say the wig would wreck your neck!, but other Magical Girls are available.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 31, 2008, 10:18 am
I like: Oh My Goddess, Vampire Knight, Her Magesty’s Dog, Red River and some of the others… as long as its scifi I’m good
Manga is my little vice, I normally go for suspense/thriller stuff… will Manga and Hello Kitty… I got more HK clothes this weekend, Whee!!!!
BTW: I went ahead and threw in my hat for the blog takeover…if he’s still in town…it might be fun
Comment from brien
Time: March 31, 2008, 12:56 pm
Wow, I didn’t know darlene had a tattoo.
Comment from Nami
Time: March 31, 2008, 1:08 pm
omg, that is the scariest thing ever to grace this blog. You should put up a warning so other people don’t get too queasy looking at it.
Comment from Puppy
Time: March 31, 2008, 1:22 pm
OH MY DEAR LORD BURN MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! X_____X
and I agree with Mr. HKH I will have to start thinking of something to make me forget that O_______O
@mhkitty: you like Vampire Knight and Oh My Goddess? me too!!!! I like Tsubasa too
Comment from ghost
Time: March 31, 2008, 2:06 pm
….. i stayed home sick today, and decided it’d be a good idea to check this site to find out what crazy new antics hello kitty is up to this time. it took all my might to hold down the projectile vomit after seeing this picture. i may never get better from that. hello kitty and her fanatics have crippled me.
Comment from Katsuko
Time: March 31, 2008, 4:39 pm
“rubber band/maxi-pad Hello Kitty bikini bottoms”
rofl that’s exactly what i thought it looked like!
Comment from Hello Jessie
Time: March 31, 2008, 5:38 pm
ICK ICK ICK
Comment from Alex
Time: March 31, 2008, 5:50 pm
I wonder what Darlene’s defense of this item would be?
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: March 31, 2008, 6:02 pm
I don’t know what Darlene thinks (and come to think of it, I almost wish she was in charge of this site while our guy is on vacation) but it would probably be something like this:
Finally you have exposed yourself. Anyone looking at this knows she is just drawing attention away from a tattoo that didn’t come out right. Why anyone still comes here to read your hate is beyond me.
Hello Kitty is love. Joy. World peace. If you weren’t so cheap and mean to your wife, you would look at the picture and want to kiss Hello Kitty! DARLENE
Or something like that….. (LOL)
Comment from will
Time: March 31, 2008, 6:28 pm
this makes me want to die… now. wait, is this darlene’s boyfriend?
Comment from e
Time: March 31, 2008, 6:29 pm
i love hk. and that is disgusting.
Comment from me
Time: March 31, 2008, 7:04 pm
Sweet Jesus! Dude! Some people read your blog at work! How about putting that…that…thing…on a separate page with a link marked NSFW!
Jeez, it’s just Netiquette.
PS–eeeewwww!!!
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: March 31, 2008, 7:11 pm
OMG! Can you imagine the pain Darlene’s boyfriend must go through?
Where’s the U.N. when you need it?
Comment from Miss Ashley
Time: March 31, 2008, 7:12 pm
OKAY IM SEEING IT AS A BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTF! LOL
Comment from Eize
Time: March 31, 2008, 7:16 pm
Not so much a maxi pad than a badly sewn-up HK handkerchief with pink nylon strings.
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Comment from Ninjai
Time: March 31, 2008, 8:15 pm
I’m never gonna wake up from this horrible nightmare am I? God…nothing can come worse then that…Dude if thats really a man…did he tuck it in?! God I really really dont want to know…but then again I do…geez must destroy the image in my head!! -watches a gummy bear get caught in a bear trap- Thank goodness for classic humor.
Comment from Cyn
Time: March 31, 2008, 8:50 pm
Ok this looks like a kotex pad wraped in HK whatever and kept in place with some strings…and it’s GROSS
Comment from RSKS
Time: March 31, 2008, 11:17 pm
are you sure they aren’t wearing an eye patch?! that thing is smallll!!!!
Comment from Vi
Time: March 31, 2008, 11:24 pm
I want it. o_o
Comment from Nami
Time: April 1, 2008, 4:55 am
DJ Psychomike:
I don’t know what Darlene thinks (and come to think of it, I almost wish she was in charge of this site while our guy is on vacation)
How could you!!!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 1, 2008, 5:32 am
Nami, be careful what you wish for!!
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 1, 2008, 8:08 am
Okay so after looking at it for like 5 minutes (then promtly vomiting) I’m pretty sure I think it’s a dude!
Comment from Adriane
Time: April 1, 2008, 8:33 am
Is it me, or does it look like a maxi pad with sting attached and a HK sticker on the front?
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 1, 2008, 10:32 am
I still think this is a man….
Alfred, is that you???
Nice tan though….
Comment from Jenna
Time: April 1, 2008, 12:19 pm
I have to agree with the thoughts of it being a maxi pad with a HK sticker attached. I am thankful that she hasn’t turned around-I shudder to think what the back looks like.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 1, 2008, 12:52 pm
Thanks for the image Jenna …..ick.
Comment from moriyah
Time: April 1, 2008, 1:16 pm
I just threw up in my mouth a little. whoever that is should be dragged in to the street, tarred, feathered and stuck to a wall… all while wearing that disgusting thing.
Seriously. Gross.
Comment from Tamichiko
Time: April 1, 2008, 3:53 pm
Now that is just plain disgusting
Comment from Angelia
Time: April 1, 2008, 5:48 pm
I just wanted to Say That Ive been receiving Emails from this blog for a long time. And Im a total Hello Kitty Freak–But this is the Nastiest thing I’ve seen on here YET!
When I first saw it I absolutely Thought it looked like a Diaper [HAHA MHKITTY]
Then when I took a good look at it. . .That is WAY to small for that girl. I looks like those side strings are fixing to pop and smack her in that damn butterfly!
Well Have a great Day! Thanks for the Blog
Comment from Mhkitty
Time: April 1, 2008, 6:57 pm
Okay, so anyone else notice Darlene hasn’t touched this one?
Oh, and I think I finally figured out why she doesn’t write anyone back… she’s so delusional she doesn’t realize that anyone else goes to this blog! THAT’S why she always says ‘everyone hates this blog’ and crap like that…she truly doesn’t realize there is a whole wide world outside of the World Wide Web 
Yeah, that’s go to be it.
Comment from rexmeow
Time: April 1, 2008, 10:02 pm
This horrible image has almost blinded me. I have to agree that this looks like a maxi pad. I wouldn’t be caught dead in this. Not a good tattoo either. I wouldn’t mind a hello kitty bikini swim suit, just not this. I like cats, prefer a Kyocat from Fruits Basket bikini.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 2, 2008, 12:33 am
MHK, yeah I’ve a nasty feeling this is a bloke too, and one with a small package at that!
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 2, 2008, 6:41 am
That, or he tucked it in, which is equally scary!
Comment from Trish
Time: April 2, 2008, 6:53 am
OMG! I was just wondering the same thing. That is sooooo gross.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 2, 2008, 8:48 am
Well, mine just plain wouldn’t fit under something that small!
Comment from kitterztoo
Time: April 2, 2008, 10:15 am
I seriously think with the muscle definition it’s a guy. (trying to hold back vomit). Yuck.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 2, 2008, 10:42 am
@Kitteh!!: Oh really???????? But I have to agree most of the pairs I’ve seen wouldn’t fit (totally not trying to sound like a whore here!)
Anywhooo… yeah I think I’ll use this to freak my friends out.
I betcha that’s Alfred.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 3, 2008, 12:47 am
MHK, I’d consider providing proof (subject to timing etc) if we ever meet! ;->
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 3, 2008, 8:08 am
Oh, wow
Comment from Anais
Time: April 4, 2008, 1:15 am
When I first looked at that picture, I thought briefly that it was a man with a tiny diaper on his penis.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 4, 2008, 1:50 pm
Maybe it’s a diaper on his tiny penis
Comment from Anais
Time: April 4, 2008, 10:59 pm
LOL Hello Maxipad. There’s a scary thought.
Comment from jasmine cupcake
Time: April 7, 2008, 10:15 pm
ha ha i cant stop laughing
ew IT has a very crappy tattoo.
Comment from Kimiko
Time: April 17, 2008, 1:16 am
y’know….im looking @ that thing and hoping it was home made…cuz i would hate to know that more than one person can possibly obtain something that disturbing @_@
Comment from djj
Time: April 28, 2008, 2:33 pm
does that vagine have fangs?
Comment from momo
Time: May 4, 2008, 9:48 am
wow… just… wow…. in the worst possible way.
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