Hello Kitty Rubber Duck
It’s been well established that Hello Kitty can’t leave anything alone that may be popular that doesn’t have her on it. She co-opts anything and everything and turns what used to be something that could be enjoyed by all into a horrific example of everything that it wrong. Case in point — the Hello Kitty rubber duck:
This Hello Kitty rubber duck simply terrifies me. One look at it and you’ll never be able to take a bath again (unless, of course, you are a Hello Kitty fanatic and therefore oblivious to the terror that a toy like this foretells). It typifies the toy in the bathtub that the cameras would focus on right before a mutant monster reached out through the bathtub drain to pull the woman under and drown her. Or what we’d see being splattered with blood as a knife wielding serial killer took care of business in the shower. Basically, it’s the toy that perfectly illustrates that there is something seriously wrong in the world and the result is going to be a horrific death — which pretty much sums up the world view of anyone living in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by kay who deserves to have Hello Kitty rubber duck slasher nightmares for the rest of her life for thinking even a moment that sending me a photo of this could ever be a good idea…
Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Baby, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 34
Comments
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 2, 2008, 12:03 pm
That’s Photoshopped! Not fair!
Comment from Courtney
Time: April 2, 2008, 12:16 pm
o.o thats on scary looking rubber duck
Comment from Flying Potato
Time: April 2, 2008, 12:18 pm
It kinda looks like that evil clown in “It”.
People shouldn’t Photoshop images with HK! It might give Sanrio some ideas that I really don’t wanna think about…
Comment from Alison
Time: April 2, 2008, 1:10 pm
I’m glad other people thought it looked Photoshopped. A real HK rubber duck would be all white anyways and have flowers printed all over it.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 2, 2008, 1:28 pm
OMG, I read the book ‘IT’ when I was like 10 and now clowns scare the crap out of me!!!!!
They’re freaky man!
Comment from Puppy
Time: April 2, 2008, 1:50 pm
that had better be photoshopped o-o
it looks creepy with a red beak…wait HK doesn’t even HAVE a mouth!!
Comment from Christine
Time: April 2, 2008, 1:58 pm
That is so fake. I know where that toy is from. It’s from mcdonalds. I actually had it in my car…and those things on the bottom are bracelets and the top opens up like a jewelry box!
Comment from Tilda
Time: April 2, 2008, 3:25 pm
I HOPE that this Hello Kitty rubberduck is photoshopped. If it’s real, I will in fact never be able to take a bath again. And I hope when I wake up tomorrow morning I’ll realize that this picture was only a nightmare…
Comment from Ashley
Time: April 2, 2008, 4:40 pm
If I ever and I mean ever recieve one of those as a gift i will drown myself or darlene lol
Comment from jeny
Time: April 2, 2008, 4:41 pm
yeah i have that happy mean toy too! actually, i have every single hello kitty happy meal toy from the past 2 years! woo! and i wear the pink bracelet every day. 
Comment from HaloKitty
Time: April 2, 2008, 5:10 pm
It’s def. a photoshop. I have the base that it’s on. It was a toy being sold by McDonald’s a few years back with HK as a ballerina. The bands come off and can be used as bracelets and the stand itself opens up and is used as a little box.
Comment from jane
Time: April 3, 2008, 12:27 am
it does look like it has been photoshopped though.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 3, 2008, 12:40 am
Is it real, or is it Fotochop? 
Comment from moriyah
Time: April 3, 2008, 10:37 am
That has to be photoshoped cause it just doesn’t look real. Some people out there are really loosing their minds…
Comment from Angelia
Time: April 3, 2008, 12:33 pm
thats fake
Comment from trice
Time: April 3, 2008, 1:14 pm
Like my son said…”That is freaky!”
Comment from bear_1
Time: April 3, 2008, 1:27 pm
I don’t care if then damn thing is real or not, that thing is scary!
Comment from Kelly
Time: April 3, 2008, 10:37 pm
Tilda i have the same one and it’s not bracelets it’s coits, you have to throw it over the Hello Kitty’s head, it’s a game.
Comment from Maggie
Time: April 4, 2008, 9:33 am
Whoever photoshopped this is scary of having such idea in mind; The person is scarier than the photo… can’t help wondering what else s/he did to HelloKitty with photoshop…
Comment from Meredith
Time: April 4, 2008, 10:12 am
Totally ’shopped, y’all.
Comment from Kazuro
Time: April 4, 2008, 1:52 pm
That picture was photoshopped. The original toy was from Mc Donalds, I think. The one that had absolutely no purpose at all but for you to attempt to break off her head to get the rings inside. What were they, anyway?
Comment from ambie
Time: April 10, 2008, 6:45 am
i dont think it looks scary or freaky it just looks stupid. fake.
Comment from peach2008
Time: April 22, 2008, 7:18 pm
Its so scary! Whoever edited it in photoshop must be a mutant Hello Kitty fanatic person
Comment from rose
Time: April 27, 2008, 8:42 pm
omg u can so tell that is photoshopped…i looked at it once and saw it was pohotoshopped, besides a hello kitty rubber duck would n cute, not ugly like that one
Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 11:03 pm
please god say it’s photoshop. This is just disturbing.
Comment from Anonymous456456456
Time: July 30, 2008, 2:20 pm
Lol, that’s the stupidest photoshop ever. If you really loved your wife you wouldnt be complaining on this lame ass website blog. Get a life.
Comment from shocked person
Time: October 11, 2008, 2:45 am
Oh god Ernie must be so heartbroken about rubber ducky):
Comment from kenzieallan
Time: October 27, 2008, 10:40 pm
has NE1 looked at the ad on the side of the page??????
theres an ad for a hello kitty vibrating massager
*pukesviolently*
Comment from Amber
Time: November 2, 2008, 6:49 am
They Just Pasted A Picture of A Duck Body And A Duck Beak And I Should Know Because I Have That Bracelet Toy! (well actually my sister does )
Comment from Kelly
Time: December 17, 2008, 1:39 am
This is a McDonalds toy photoshopped with a rubber duck!
LOL
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 4:15 pm
OMG i love ducks, hello kitty is just a duck poser who cant beat there greatness
Comment from filipasian
Time: June 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
yay for mcdonalds! i love hello kitty. sorry.
Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: August 28, 2009, 2:56 pm
Mwahahaha!
YOU ARE DEFEATED!
Comment from Not much of a HK fan
Time: September 24, 2009, 3:43 pm
Photoshop or not, SCARY!!!!!!!
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