Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Adriane
Time: May 30, 2008, 5:53 am

1st!!!

This thing actually looks pretty cool. Would make great confetti for a Hello Kitty Wedding…

Comment from wring
Time: May 30, 2008, 7:00 am

do want

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 30, 2008, 7:40 am

You know that could be addicting as bubble wrap. I could see myself just starting off with innocent punches to the point of drooling insanely and staring off into space while I mindlessly punch the living crap out of any available piece of paper.

Good thing Mr. HKH doesn’t reveal where you can get them, because for some strange reason, the cheesy knot that’s stored in my skull is begging me to get my hands on it.

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: May 30, 2008, 8:43 am

Is there any other usage rather than creating a mess of HK confetti? Sanrio thought people would spend their money to buy such crap that only produces a mess? Or they count on HK fanatics to buy enough number of such crap?
But kind of cute. Kinder gardeners would love it (that means more mess).

Comment from I
Time: May 30, 2008, 8:52 am

I have one of these

Comment from Lilavati
Time: May 30, 2008, 10:16 am

I’ve been trying for so long to find something you haven’t posted yet… I’m so glad I finally did it!

Comment from anonymous
Time: May 30, 2008, 12:17 pm

wait, so you have been sitting in front of the computer for two years bashing hello kitty, what kind of life is that. you talk crap about the fanatics, but you’re one also. You may not like her but you’re putting way more of an effort than someone like me who just kinda likes hello kitty, sorry man I cant believe that we were all created and given life so we could sit around and bitch about a cat.

Comment from Rykan
Time: May 30, 2008, 12:19 pm

This doesn’t actually have *any* use! At least most of the other merchandise does something useful! (I say useful, I mean anything at all).

Comment from Kisa
Time: May 30, 2008, 1:00 pm

Actually. Japanese mothers can use it to punch out dried nori Hello kitties and probably thin slices of carrots and other veggies for Bento lunches for their kids.

yes.. I am serious…

and yes… I’m considering trying to find one..

This blog is turning me to the dark side.. oh gods.. someone save my soul!

Comment from jennster
Time: May 30, 2008, 1:20 pm

lol i actually have this. i use it to punch hello kitty borders in my 3y/o daughter’s hello kitty scrapbook. and yes, punching out zillions of paper kitties is addictive.

Comment from Puppy
Time: May 30, 2008, 1:20 pm

uhm… can somebody tell me what is wrong if you hole punch a piece of paper and a NON-HELLO KITTY face hole appears?
its only a shape in the paper…

Comment from Female-Anon
Time: May 30, 2008, 3:51 pm

A HELLO KITTY shape in the paper… And that’s obviously wrong, ma’am.

Comment from Hello Xu Xu
Time: May 30, 2008, 7:16 pm

The people at Sanrio have come up with another stroke of cunning genius. More devilish items for the plastic storage boxes already full of other plastic treasures stacked against the walls of shoebox apartments that barely have enough living space when empty!

Comment from Silent Bob
Time: May 31, 2008, 5:26 am

It is high tech bin filler at best

Comment from koolchicken
Time: May 31, 2008, 2:46 pm

A hole punch is not evil. This is crazy, I have a Tinkerbell one I picked up on my last trip to Disney World. These hole punches are for scrapbooking (or bento making). So is every scrapbooker crazy for seeing something like this and thinking it would be great to have, even if God forbid you don’t care about HK. I’m sure this isn’t the only one of it’s kind and surely won’t be the last. Take a pill man, this stuff is not worth the fits you work yourself into.

Comment from Hello Xu Xu
Time: May 31, 2008, 6:22 pm

It might not be worth a fit but IS it worth all the plastic and oil it takes to make this crap and all the diesel it takes to ship this stuff around the world, for what??? So people can dote over it thinking how great it is?

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 31, 2008, 7:28 pm

She doesn’t have a mouth…..

And she says WORD bubbles not THOUGHT bubbles in the comic strip in the images above. Maybe thought bubbles would be more in line.

Now, I’m freaked out.

Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: June 1, 2008, 12:04 am

The hole punch is missing Kitty’s bow, so it’s more like a Dear Daniel hole punch…

Comment from Stratagemini
Time: June 1, 2008, 12:10 am

What’s the purpose of Punching Hello Kitty Holes in something? Isn’t the point of a hole punch so that you can fit something in a binder?

I never got the point of non-circular hole punches though.

Comment from silentbob
Time: June 1, 2008, 2:46 am

I really tried to resist another rant but i just cant help myself.

Why in gods name do we allow these people that buy this crap to breed? Can someone please tell me!!
The Evil K stops at nothing to annoy society as much as humanly possible. Now we have the HK hole punch, wow…. All i can hope is that it can be used to labotimise the area of the brain that invokes ones sense of stupidity and mind boggling need to actually work hard to pay for it.
Death to the Evil K.

** Still blinking at the stupidity**

Comment from Puppy
Time: June 1, 2008, 9:18 am

^ amen to that

Comment from kittywhiteee
Time: June 1, 2008, 2:20 pm

I hope silent bob falls into a ditch and dies.

Secondly… there are thousands of themes of hole punches of all kinds of characters. Quit sucking up like it’s going to get you anywhere.

Hello Kitty tampons are evil.

Hole punchers. Are not.

Comment from Alfred
Time: June 1, 2008, 2:48 pm

I need this NOW! All hail Hello Kitty Love! <3

Comment from silentbob
Time: June 1, 2008, 5:59 pm

How the hell is telling HK Doinks to get a life considered as sucking up??

That is just a silly comment……

Comment from Cindy
Time: June 1, 2008, 7:06 pm

WANT ONE!!

Comment from Eize
Time: June 1, 2008, 8:12 pm

It’s a Dear Daniel puncher. No girly bow. Har!

Comment from Kisa
Time: June 1, 2008, 9:48 pm

The people mentioning the lack of bow are actually right.
Haha, poor Sanrio!

Comment from RenaissanceGrrl
Time: June 2, 2008, 12:15 am

The scrapbooker in me (who owns several decorative hole punches in shapes like stars and spirals) desperately wants one.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: June 2, 2008, 1:40 am

Other than in scrap-booking, which is usually a hobby confined to scrap-bookers (as in they don’t discuss it with anyone else), this object is completely useless. Within scrap-booking, it is marginally functional.

Comment from Noob
Time: June 3, 2008, 4:57 am

I have one of these!
They are soo cool no lieee
I used it on my high school leavers book and all my firneds loved it!
HELLO KITTYS BUMMMMMMM!

Comment from Silent Bob
Time: June 3, 2008, 5:30 am

Can anyone please tell me why the HK fans come here???
This is kitty hell.
Don’t you realise that this place is here to HUMILIATE HK fans not to give them ideas..
HK Fans Go start your own site and leave this site to bag the living snot out of you..

Comment from Magic Pony Man
Time: June 3, 2008, 1:12 pm

Ha! I use that on my pupils´ A and A+ tests!
They love it…i guess bitterness is only for adults…

Comment from mhkitty
Time: June 3, 2008, 1:37 pm

Silent Bob: Calm down there dude, these interlopers know they are getting you upset and thats why they keep at it… these newbie freaks will go away soon enough… They have nothing better to do than ruin our anti-HK fun….
Besides, I got your back
My only question is, why did the weirdo go straight for the tampons as an example of HK evilness? That thought scares me… it’s not the hole punch that’s evil… it’s the systematic takeover of everything we hold dear that is being turned into Hello Kitty crap…I would gladly buy this, use it punch holes in paper, then put them in a three ring binder JUST to see HK’s shape get obliterated!!

Comment from silentbob
Time: June 4, 2008, 4:22 am

In fact i am not really upset i am just messing with their heads. You know how touchy they are about the Evil K !
I just love insulting someone that loves a stuffed toy like this at the age of 30 and weighs 300 pounds.
People know me as one sarcastic bugger and i revel in it.

Big Smiles :D:D:D:D:D

Comment from mhkitty
Time: June 4, 2008, 6:07 am

Well I am heading toward 29 this fall… still have some HK stuff… but I only weigh in at around 160 so I won’t take offence
Oh, and I have a life… I just get bored at work and come here…

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: June 4, 2008, 7:50 am

A lot like me, except that I’m 45, male, rather heavier (maybe 220lb) and I don’t own any HK stuff (I do have some collectables, but mostly mint, boxed, and kept in a dark cupboard).

Comment from bear_1
Time: June 4, 2008, 11:15 pm

One word: USELESS. Who the hell actually pays for this crap?

Comment from Silent Bob
Time: June 5, 2008, 4:16 am

I am 40 and i seem to end up adding to other peoples collections somehow. I weigh 75Kg or so but am 6 foot tall.\

The humor here is well written but the focus on such a dismal idiot is really what we all relish. I am sure darlene is punishing her Husband ( ** Chokes at the thought**) every day for what we write about her, so keep up the good work!!!!

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: June 5, 2008, 5:45 am

Thanks to Mr HKH for cleaning up my firewall’s problem from yesterday. If we’re ever in the same zip, I owe you a drink mate.

Silent Bob, what makes you think anyone has been so unfortunate as to marry Darlene? I see her as eventually becoming the crazy old spinster who lives with 200 cats!

Comment from Me
Time: June 6, 2008, 8:28 pm

I didn’t like hello kitty much until i started reading this site!! Now i’m SERIOUSLY considering getting things that you blog about!

Comment from mhkitty
Time: June 7, 2008, 5:35 pm

@Me: DON”T DO IT MAN!
(or woman)

Comment from Lulu
Time: June 9, 2008, 3:44 am

@ kittywhiteee

‘Hello Kitty tampons are evil.

Hole punchers. Are not.’

HK tampons are not evil - they are weird and pointless, and just a little bit pervy.

Hole punchers aren’t evil either, just as guns aren’t. It’s what you do with them that is evil.

Comment from Heilo Kitty
Time: June 14, 2008, 2:34 am

Wait til I find the Hello Kitty wedding album.*Grins evilly*

Comment from brit
Time: June 17, 2008, 4:04 pm

awwwwwwwwww i want one!

Comment from pinkroma
Time: June 23, 2008, 1:26 am

aw! where can i get one?????

Comment from tinyd0t
Time: July 14, 2008, 6:53 am

i do need to tell u one thing is that my sister went on a train a few weeks ago and she came back with her train ticket stamped by this hello kitty hole punch

now u have to watch it even when u go on holiday, no escape in any part of the world lol

btw i live in uk

Comment from b
Time: October 4, 2008, 7:46 pm

i think it would be good for a little girls bday party and thats all