Why, oh why, do people keep sending me emails like this?
dear sir, i need your help regarding information on a hello kitty wedding at first going to hello kitty world and getting married by hello kitty was kinda a joke between me and my finance, but as time has progressed we have decided that it would actually be something fun and special for both of us. I have been trying to find out how to get information from sanrio puroland about weddings but i haven’t found anything. Also, i was wondering how much just the wedding cost to have at the theme park (not including the reception, the wedding dress the tux, the rings ect), and if there are special scheduling that has to be done. can the wedding be in Japanese or is it in English? can you get married by a special character (like request it?, besides hello kitty…)we both love the monkey and the penguin ^^ and it would be awesome to get married by them. I’m sure there are so many questions that i haven’t thought to ask you so if you could just start with those, or give me advice about what i should do to find this information i would greatly appreciate it. thank you so much for your help and your time — ali e
Seriously, is there anything on this site that would indicate that I have the desire to be a Hello Kitty wedding planner? Is there anything that jumps out and says, “wow, this guy wants to spend all his free time in Hello Kitty Hell helping others do the exact things that he complains about in every post”?
But since I feel in such a generous mood today, here is my advice. Don’t get married — for both your and the world’s sake. In fact, stop dating and never see one another again. You can tell him that it is an order for the HKH guy. The last thing either of you need is someone that would encourage your hideous addiction. Anyone that believes a Hello Kitty wedding would be “fun and special” is not mature enough to get married (there really should be a law regarding this). As for the world, there is nothing that it needs less than another Hello Kitty wedding.
Believe me, you’ll thank me years from now for this sound and generous advice…