Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: July 17, 2008, 3:30 am

Are you sure it isn’t a voodoo doll?

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 17, 2008, 3:40 am

d@mn you Psychomike, you beat me too it!

Comment from Indiana
Time: July 17, 2008, 4:24 am

This makes me SO happy in strange ways. xD

I gotta have one. Wonder what darlene could say about this….(Imagination time!)

“You are evil and cruel!
This is disgusting to think this is sanitary. This shows how idiotic and sick you are!
blah blah blah….wife puts up with you….blah blah…MEN are sick…etc etc.”

and the funny thing is a girl sent this in so she’d sound more dumb. xD

Comment from Sarah L
Time: July 17, 2008, 4:37 am

ha! i had a moment like this today – my significant other handed me a container of HK candy, with a collectable HK figure and i happily noted that it carried a giant choking hazard warning on it. Perfect! (note i’m not really into HK, but he meant well)

Comment from darlene
Time: July 17, 2008, 5:21 am

I suppose that you think it is funny inflicting pain on things. Your crude jokes about wanting all plush to be pin cushions just isn’t funny. It shows that you have no sensitivity to what is really going on.

This isn’t a pin cushion. It’s a plea from someone who needs help. Sticking needles into Hello Kitty will lead to more violent tendencies just like animal abuse does. Hello Kitty is willing to sacrifice herself to help this person.

If you think all Hello Kittys should be filled with pins and needles, then you also need help. It’s not funny to celebrate cruelty no matter how you feel about something. We now see your true side.

Comment from Rhianimator
Time: July 17, 2008, 5:42 am

Hate to break the sad news to you darlene, but it’s a plushy, it’s not alive, it can’t feel pain. It’ just a fabric covered blob of polyester fluff. Granted, it’s in a nasty pink color and I’d never have it in my house, but at least it’s being useful for something other than another piece of polyester in a landfill.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 17, 2008, 5:52 am

Darlene, LOLROFHMS!

Comment from mhkitty
Time: July 17, 2008, 6:09 am

This is a just a $1 cheap toy from Target… therefore not an upper-class HK toy… die!!!!!!!!!!

BTW-Darlene, there IS a real HK pincushion… whatcha got to say about that???
Nothing… that’s right… moron.
So basically what you are saying it that all those kids in high school Home EC classes leaning to sew are bound to one day be abusers…you are a total and utter idiot.
And what about those people who eat HK cakes?
Are going to turn into cannibals?????
Use some damn sense woman!!!!!

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 17, 2008, 6:14 am

Why are all the pins just in her head?

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 17, 2008, 6:39 am

Just tell your wife that she needs a place to store her HK pins and that you’ll happily put them in this doll for her.

I like tokidoki type stuff, but sometimes I want to make it twisted or at least in pain. (Inanimate objects btw.)

Comment from webwanderer
Time: July 17, 2008, 6:43 am

“And what about those people who eat HK cakes?
Are going to turn into cannibals?????”

To Darlene they probably already are ….

Comment from webwanderer
Time: July 17, 2008, 6:45 am

“Hello Kitty is willing to sacrifice herself to help this person. ”

……………. can’t ………… stop ………… laughing ………………..

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 17, 2008, 7:40 am

Catherine, ever seen the film of “Hellraiser”?

Hmmm, there’s a nasty thought. An intentional horror film using HK characters as the basis of the film ones.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 17, 2008, 8:30 am

@Kitteh
“Pinhead” Kitty

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 17, 2008, 8:50 am

Yes Catherine. I didn’t actually think of that until you asked why the pins were all in its head though. It’s the sort of way my mind works sometimes; something someone else says inspires it.

Comment from Misty
Time: July 17, 2008, 9:02 am

*chuckle* I will say this – the more I check out this blog, the more I avoid HK like the plague.

Darlene’s a trip. But there’s one way to improve that HK pincushion I think – put a hangman’s noose on it and leave it dangling from a sewing machine. 13 knots counterclockwise to send that evil feline quickly back home too!

Of course, you’d have to point out that it was done so the pincushion wouldn’t get lost…

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 17, 2008, 9:12 am

@Kitteh
http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A60515/high/bmegl269231.jpg
Here is a HK Pinhead tattoo… hahahahaha…..

Comment from moriyah
Time: July 17, 2008, 9:49 am

Well I guess that, by Darlene’s standards, we’re all haters and crazy and in need of help. Oh well, I always thought I was a bit off… this just goes to prove it.

This picture is a piece of art that I can understand. It takes a pop culture POS icon and puts where she belongs…. now if only there was some blood in there it would be perfect!

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 17, 2008, 9:58 am

Ahhh well we can only imagine Darlene committing seppuku and splashing the precious red by somehow rationalizing that HK puts you in a better place the whole time and to stop worldly pain, although in a lot of cultures suicide is considered a mortal sin. Also, another side effect to being dead is you can’t buy any more of this crap.

But then when did reason ever hit Darlene?

Comment from Lucy
Time: July 17, 2008, 11:37 am

Im just refusing to say something to darlene this time….. but,

have you noticed that she always post like third in every entry? and that she NEVER posts again trying to validate her statement….
She always insults HKH guy and never us… even when we treat her like a maniac, and HKH guy hasn’t said anything to her directly—– … creepy…

talk about OCD and other mental illneses…

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 17, 2008, 12:25 pm

Darlene isn’t real….She’s actually MrsHKH….

Comment from jennster
Time: July 17, 2008, 1:08 pm

cath, we had that arguement awhile back, but turned out to be untrue.
i think darlene is what the politicians call a “spin doctor”. i wouldn’t be suprised if sanrio pays her to present an opposing view on this blog. nothing sanrio does suprises me anymore.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 17, 2008, 2:28 pm

Paid or not, real or not she should at least provide a rebuttal to all her “fans” on this site.

Comment from bear_1
Time: July 17, 2008, 4:13 pm

That is freakin’ awesome! The fact that all the pins are in her head makes it even better.

Comment from Sunny
Time: July 17, 2008, 6:22 pm

I WANT ONE OF THOSE!

(and yes, I’d use it, too!)

Comment from webwanderer
Time: July 17, 2008, 10:38 pm

“Darlene isn’t real….She’s actually MrsHKH….”

LOLOL That would be surprising. And it would give this site a hole new dimension too.

Comment from Jaime
Time: July 17, 2008, 10:45 pm

i’ve never commented about darlene before. but i must say that she is an amazing troll! seriously. if there were some sort of troll awards she’d win. i LOVE when she posts cos it totally makes my day. and then watching everyone else get all upset over it. HA! i love this blog!

Comment from Alex
Time: July 17, 2008, 11:22 pm

On many sites they just say DNFTT.

In this case it would be Do Not Feed the darlene.

If she got emaciated enough, Angelina Jolie would adopt her and we’d be down one idiot.

Comment from Indiana
Time: July 18, 2008, 12:07 am

xD I could see how darlene could’ve saw my comment and now she brings in animal abuse AND some other crap.

….Genius darlene. Your a REAL genius. >__> (not)

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 18, 2008, 1:29 am

Thank you Catherine. That sort of fan art is the sort of thing I really love, and not just the HK Pinhead, but the HK Freddie too!

Comment from HKPepper
Time: July 18, 2008, 1:35 am

Mr. HKH, darlene sounds like she’s your wife…are you sure your wife’s name is not darlene? hehehe…

Comment from Vi
Time: July 18, 2008, 5:09 am

I want it.

And “Darlene” must be kidding me….. I am a big Hello Kitty fan but I still like the idea of poking needles into her face. That may be because I like crazy things too… but still. SHUT UP PLZ.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 18, 2008, 6:17 am

Now I get it…. “troll” is a universal blog term. I must apologize I wasn’t aware of that (this is the first time I’ve ever commented on line) I thought it was a personal insult. I couldn’t understand the use of the term”troll” but now with all these comments I realize what the deal is.

Comment from Sierradragon
Time: July 18, 2008, 10:12 am

that actually looks like a lot of fun. Makes me wish I hadn’t lost my voodoo doll so I could recreate that picture with it. Oh well, thanks for the pic though.

Comment from Courtney
Time: July 18, 2008, 1:23 pm

Actually that’s a keychain someone’s using as a pinchusion…I have the same one!

Comment from moriyah
Time: July 18, 2008, 3:51 pm

We should have a contest to see who can come up with the best “I Hate HK” keychain and send the pics to Mr. HKH. I’m sure that he would be pleased with most of them, and I say most because you KNOW there will be the people that love HK sending in their ideas.

Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: July 19, 2008, 6:00 am

There was a Hello Kitty Pinhead image while back based on Clive Barker’s Hellraiser villain, the cenobite leader whose human form was Captain Spencer Elliot was caught after he opened the Lemarchand box which contained the angels to some, demons to others. While Pinhead was his nickname he was also called Prince Antares in the comics. This image was on a quizilla test to figure out which version of Hello Kitty are you? Clive Barker lived in London before moving to La and also loves painting grotesque images. Hello Kitty also lives in London and yet Momoberry is in LA. Such are the miracles of darkness..words to haunt in Hello Kitty Hell..

Comment from britty
Time: July 19, 2008, 4:02 pm

lol @ darlene.
wow pathetic.
and now she is in denial.

Comment from Indiana
Time: July 20, 2008, 12:02 am

xD nice one britty. (not sarcastic remark)

Comment from Cyn
Time: July 20, 2008, 1:59 am

That one is brilliant! Looks more like a voodoo doll than a pincushion to me though, but hey the result is the same, you get to stick pins and needles in her.

@Darlene, seriously consider a psychiatrist (and not a Hello Kitty one), because there is no way a plush toy can feel any pain, and there is no way a person will turn violent sticking pins in her head.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 20, 2008, 2:58 pm

It is too late to hammer a nail through the head of the HK? For some reason it seems to be begging for it…

Comment from jlyn
Time: July 20, 2008, 4:49 pm

you ppl are all pathetic
well not all of you
some of you
[its a key chain with needles and pins ]
big woop
get a life

Comment from moriyah
Time: July 20, 2008, 10:43 pm

@ Cyn

Do you think that an HK psychiatrist would have to wear the pink head thing? I imagine the office resembling the HK house… stuff of nightmares, I tell ya.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 21, 2008, 12:54 am

Catherine, the original meaning of “troll” in this context (and I’m sure a check on Urban Dictionary or Wikipedia will bear this out) is “one who posts deliberately inflamatory material on a chatboard (now include blogs and wikis) with the intent of provoking a response”.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 21, 2008, 6:23 am

That’s what I am saying, Kitteh. I didn’t understand the meaning of “troll” in this context. I thought it was a personal attack. Hence, my attack. But, now I get it. Thanks….

Comment from darlene
Time: July 21, 2008, 11:45 am

The needles sticking out of the pincushion reminds me of when my mom used the Hello Kitty female circumcision kit on me. I guess I’m obcessed with a fictional cat because she took my ability to feel pleasure and function as an adult woman so I retreat into a childlike mode of attacking the blogger’s masculinity and defending a pink and white pussy since mine doesn’t work.

Comment from RadiCul
Time: July 22, 2008, 7:07 am

This is the best possible way to find anything hello kitty. If you really think about it any hello kitty item could be a pincushion if you press hard enough.

p.s. Hope you get rid of all the HK hell.

Comment from Lynn
Time: July 23, 2008, 12:49 am

i think darleen is on crack she does know that in order to make all the hello kitty plushies they have to stick pins and needles in them anyways right?

i think its cute i want one…i always seem to lose my pincusions though

Comment from Lulu
Time: July 25, 2008, 5:08 am

Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?
Lead Cenobite: Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.

Pinhead and HK ARE related…!

Comment from BEAR
Time: July 26, 2008, 4:55 pm

that was kinda scary looking… but it’s still funny.

Comment from Liz
Time: July 27, 2008, 6:05 pm

I bet I’m not the first one to say this, but it looks like a HK voodoo doll. Yikes! What if they made that next?!

Comment from Kimikokun
Time: July 27, 2008, 8:58 pm

BRILLIANT!!!

Comment from Tamichiko
Time: July 27, 2008, 10:05 pm

I’m really thinking about taking a pin and shoving it so far up Hello Kitty’s ass and make it so painful that she’ll get to feel the pain that Mr. HKH feels each and every single day………..

hmmmmmm…………maybe I should do the some to darlene………….nah, I’ll let Mr. HKH do it

Comment from Tamichiko
Time: July 27, 2008, 10:07 pm

I meant same, not some, but you know what I’m saying here

Comment from BrookeLynn
Time: July 30, 2008, 1:10 pm

I bet you’d feel great putting a pin in that cute little cusion’s face. You mischeavious thing, you.

Comment from Kira
Time: August 17, 2008, 1:33 pm

this looks awesome finally something i can use!! i would love to keep all my pins in that HK product.

Comment from DjHinata
Time: October 12, 2008, 9:58 am

…her eyes look strangely dead…

Comment from ginnybug
Time: October 14, 2008, 3:45 pm

That’s not really supposed to be a pincushion, you know… I have that same thing, it’s a small plush keychain. Hate to ruin the fun for ya. ;3 Yes, I’m also a Hello Kitty fanatic, but I do find it amazing how much random HK crap they manage to come up with. Your site is hilarious.

Comment from Rei
Time: October 24, 2008, 12:43 am

Teehee!! That’s is awesomely hilariously evil and cute! I so want one now!

Comment from pinCHE perla
Time: October 24, 2008, 2:53 pm

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHo ever did this will go to to hello kitty hell =]

Comment from ebalene
Time: November 29, 2008, 11:40 pm

there’s a hk circumcision kit? i am somewhat surprised…

Comment from Liz S.
Time: November 30, 2008, 12:51 pm

@darlene

Women can be circumcised? That’s really scary. I thought you were just being a jerk before, but now I feel really sorry for you, darlene. Maybe– and please don’t take this the wrong way– you should take up therapy? Or talk to a pastor or something to get all your feelings out.

Comment from Bianca
Time: December 13, 2008, 4:19 am

Mean.

Comment from Bianca
Time: December 13, 2008, 4:24 am

@webwanderer – Brilliant!

DARLENE IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!! ISTIGATOR! INSTIGATOR!

Personally I’m happy she’s around : )

Comment from fern
Time: February 9, 2009, 10:56 pm

You know im looking at all this stuff hoping that every creak i here is not my gf comen in the room to see all this junk.but this im going to show her…oh and it makes me smile whenever i see Darlene freak out about stuff…cuz really why is she everywere….

Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 6:02 pm

looks like a voodoo doll
AIM FOR THE EYES!

Comment from Sharon
Time: June 3, 2009, 9:19 am

You know this is one of those HK items which your wife would never use the way it was supposed to be used, don’t you?

Comment from Darki
Time: June 13, 2009, 4:36 pm

OMFG! This made my day,now i wanna torched my Kitty collection! >:3

Comment from AsphyxiaChoke
Time: September 16, 2009, 4:44 pm

well… very late of my behalf, but about that darlene womans comment…

my grandmother (who happens to be a very sweet and gentle woman) uses a small plush with a smily face on it as a pin cushion…

im sure that would mean that she has serious psychopathic desires and should be hospitalized hmm?

Comment from Darki
Time: September 21, 2009, 12:31 am

well,its been awhile,but,is it me or is darlene a bitch?