Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 5, 2008, 1:13 am

The opening screen scared me so much I never even put the mouse near the “play” button!

#2 Comment from webwanderer
Time: September 5, 2008, 1:55 am

I watch it … until (after 2 seconds or so)the evil kitten announced that it is a ‘Massively Multiplayer Game’.
My mind wandered of to a virtual place were fanatics all played their favorite HK-imitation.

ooooohhhhh the horror!!

#3 Comment from Indiana
Time: September 5, 2008, 3:29 am

*screams* NOO! They’re doing an..ONLINE GAME.

….*grabs pepsi* Massively multiplayer game huh? Well, we’ll see. We’ll see.

………..*Grabs Gun* We’ll definately see. xD

#4 Comment from Solari
Time: September 5, 2008, 6:07 am

You can grow your own farm!

#5 Comment from Catherine
Time: September 5, 2008, 6:40 am

I’m embarassed to say I’m confused. I don’t get the on line game thing. So, you would go on line make up a “HK person” and then roam around in HK land with other made up HK people????

#6 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 5, 2008, 7:10 am

Got it in one Catherine. I neither know nor care what you would do there; suffice it to say that I’ll never be there either!

#7 Comment from moriyah
Time: September 5, 2008, 8:36 am

@ Indiana… I love how you grab the pepsi first!

A friend of mine sent me a link to the site… I should have known better than to click it. There was lots of pink and the song burrowed in to my brain altogether too quickly. At least all the HK lovers will be there instead of pestering Mr. HKH for the items he posts!

#8 Comment from Anna
Time: September 5, 2008, 8:36 am

oh my god… i can totally see myself playing that game xD

*is a hello kitty neutral*

#9 Comment from webwanderer
Time: September 5, 2008, 9:23 am

@ Indiana
You’re so right! That’s the way to handle this game.
I’m right behind you
But if we go in, then let’s go in in style.
/* … grabs the HK AK-47 … *\

I knew those HK-guns could come in handy ROFL

#10 Comment from Catherine
Time: September 5, 2008, 9:32 am

Its hard enough in the real world….

#11 Comment from Catherine
Time: September 5, 2008, 9:35 am

..can I make myself AngelinaHK, steal a dream boat HK from another and adopt a bunch of unwanted baby Hk’s?
If so I’m sooo there….hahaha

#12 Comment from Grace
Time: September 5, 2008, 10:13 am

That’s screwed up….

#13 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 5, 2008, 10:21 am

I’m SO going to get that so I can annoy my roommate with the music…
Not… I can not see wasting however much money they’ll ask just to play a stupid game that I don’t even have time for!
Online farming??? Are you kidding me??? Go rent a plot of land somewhere and grow REAL plants! Come on, people… how much fatter and lazier do we want kids to be????
UGH… this is seriously getting outta hand!
@Grace: I agree!

#14 Comment from Jason
Time: September 5, 2008, 10:34 am

Lol ya, I remember reading about this many months ago and I got a good laugh out of it.

Do you like… kill stuff in the game? Get a 25 man raid goin on Hello Kitty and steal her phat loots!

#15 Comment from Catherine
Time: September 5, 2008, 10:53 am

@ Jason
Just don’t kill AngelinaHK hahahaha….

#16 Comment from Lucy
Time: September 5, 2008, 11:00 am

dont….. get…… addicted……..

MMPORPG are my kriptonite!!!!!!!

S.O.S!!!!

#17 Comment from Acton
Time: September 5, 2008, 11:01 am

Did Sanrio Digital put you up to this by sending you a video knowing that you will put it up and go ape on it? Sanrio should thank you for the free publicity and set up your own account.
I would drabble in it but I just do not have the time for this, ditto with Second Life. I mean to blog on it. They are some interesting developments involving World of War Craft players. A small but notable size of WOW players applied as beta testers including many guys.
It has caused a bit of a stir in WOW forums and some interest. The best reply is from a 10 year old girl. She said the game probably made of 1/3 young girls, 1/3 old perverts pretending they are 10 year olds in order to hit up on the girls and , 1/3 old perverts hitting up on the 1/3 perves pretending they are 10 year old girls. I hope Sanrio has a good security plan for the online game.

#18 Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: September 5, 2008, 11:55 am

Acton wrote:
… snip …
She said the game probably made of 1/3 young girls, 1/3 old perverts pretending they are 10 year olds in order to hit up on the girls and , 1/3 old perverts hitting up on the 1/3 perves pretending they are 10 year old girls.

That’s really interesting. It is almost funny thinking of those perverts trying to pretend to be 10 year olds.
But, as Acton pointed out, this must be a real concern.

But how could she tell if a player is a real 10 year girl or a pervert pretending to be a one?

#19 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 5, 2008, 1:20 pm

@yet another anonymous:
EXACTLY!!!!
LMAO!!!

#20 Comment from Kisa
Time: September 5, 2008, 2:34 pm

*yawn* MMO’s are over rated as is.. *shrug*
Nice try Sanrio.. though if they did put an age limit I could see a certain 8 year old I know playing that… but the blog and email thing.. it’s like a cutesy myspace. *head shake* like we need that.

#21 Comment from katsuko
Time: September 5, 2008, 7:29 pm

i played it during closed beta and i can’t wait to play it when open beta comes ;x

>_> *sneaks away and hangs her head in shame*

#22 Comment from Indiana
Time: September 6, 2008, 12:58 am

@ webwanderer,

Yes, who knew they could be so useful.
Oh, don’t forget the HK douches we can throw and we’ll…”Evolve” it into HK grenades. xD

@ moriyah, I was quite….parched. xD

#23 Comment from Binks
Time: September 6, 2008, 6:33 am

@ Catherine
Haven’t you heard of Webkins?

#24 Comment from icess
Time: September 6, 2008, 7:19 am

thatz so awesome!if only i lived there!!!!

#25 Comment from L
Time: September 6, 2008, 8:12 pm

When I used to work at Sanrio, I would have to wear the Hello Kitty costume. The first time I wore it, my manager sternly informed me that “Hello Kitty doesn’t talk.” and I was banished into silence every time I was wearing that dreadful thing.

After listening to the voice-overs on the video, Sanrio seriously needs to start following it’s own rules.

#26 Comment from Jaime
Time: September 6, 2008, 8:28 pm

hell yes! i was one of the beta testers for this and it was so much fun! i can not wait for it be open to play again.

#27 Comment from Cyn
Time: September 7, 2008, 12:24 am

Never got past the 30 seconds milestone, the voice creeped me out big time!

#28 Comment from Killingspree303
Time: September 7, 2008, 3:12 am

A Hello Kitty MMO… They’ve gone too far, someone has to stop them!

#29 Comment from Kathryn
Time: September 7, 2008, 2:01 pm

MY EYES! THEY ARE BLEEDING!
*dops dead of an heart attack*

That’s.. that’s HORRIBLE!
And I’m really into MMO, normally and I’ve tried out almost every MMO in any language, I understand but this is just ridiculous! That’s not a game! That’s the newest try of evil powers to turn the young generation into mindless zombies!
Isn’t there any law, that forbids such torture?! T_T
We sould take the HK-Gun and shot the guy, who came up with this idea!

#30 Comment from redeux
Time: September 7, 2008, 6:03 pm

if its not a FPS , i’m not interested…

#31 Comment from Robert
Time: September 7, 2008, 6:19 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaargh! God that was HORRIBLE! This game is going to be invaded by pedos.

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Time: September 8, 2008, 10:45 am

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#33 Comment from Catherine
Time: September 8, 2008, 1:54 pm

@ Binks
Not familiar with Webkins…..

#34 Comment from Ayane
Time: September 8, 2008, 2:33 pm

OMG!!!! its already bad enough! but an ONLINE GAME?????????? SERIOUSLY!!!!! when it comes out…
*Grabs shotgun*
I’ll be ready
*Loads*
*Goes to pratice on a hello kitty doll*
Hello kitty = Hell kitty with an L.

#35 Comment from Yuki
Time: September 8, 2008, 2:40 pm

*hyperventaliting*
*Choking*
O
M
G
………………………………….
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
Im gonna have nightmares now.
SOME ONE SHOOT THE GUY WHO CAME UP WITH THIS!!!!!
IF NO ONE WILL I WILL!!!!!!
HELL KITTY SHOULD BE MUTE!!!!!!!!
AND DEAF!!!!
AND BLIND!!!!
AND DEAD!!!!!!

@ ayane
Totaly agree.
*Grabs rocket launcher*

#36 Comment from aybaybay
Time: September 8, 2008, 6:47 pm

I’ve BEEN playing this game…lol
i signed up early enough to get into the Closed Beta biotches…haha
It’s not that great though (for me at least) my laptop is too crappy for it.

#37 Comment from katsuko
Time: September 8, 2008, 6:48 pm

;x i’ve been waiting for this game for only like 3 years…

#38 Comment from meggymac
Time: September 9, 2008, 7:23 pm

wow…
i want this.
someone tell me where i get it. :p

#39 Comment from sanriobaby
Time: September 9, 2008, 8:00 pm

This is so cute…. for children. If my husband caught me playing this on our home pc, he would throw it out, claiming I’ve contaminated it with the world of HK. I would definitely tell my nieces about this game though.

#40 Comment from s
Time: September 17, 2008, 6:22 pm

omg i can’t wait to play this!

#41 Comment from Jeez
Time: September 18, 2008, 5:52 am

This. Is. Awesome. Watch the video closely: In a few short shots you see that the game still has combat. Yup, it appears to be a traditional MMORPG in that regard, which probably means that you can spend your whole time grinding — read: beating up small fuzzy animals.

So it is the cutest game world ever. Big deal. This game not only condones violence against exceedingly cute animals but also effectively allows you to beat up Sanrio characters for fun and profit. And the fact that it associates these two things with Hello Kitty makes it almost as awesome as the KH AK47.

#42 Comment from Victoria Laza
Time: September 21, 2008, 9:33 am

“Cutest game world ever”?
“GORGEOUS LANDS”?!??!!!
Really now.
Jesus Christ.

I’m not going to lie, the game looks sick.
But the voices are annoying as hell.

#43 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: September 21, 2008, 10:43 am

I had two reactions. My brain exploding from the horrible dubbing and the over-cuteness.

The second was diabolical thoughts of making an evil profile so that it will stand out like a blight on the HKscape.

Those cities don’t even come close except the Paris one! Geez, at least put Big Ben or the Tower of London for London and etc.

#44 Comment from Crazykitten
Time: September 23, 2008, 9:57 am

AWWWW………….
“The cutest online game ever!”
I want this!!!!!!!!!

#45 Comment from Rhia
Time: September 27, 2008, 8:51 pm

O.o whoa. I watched it and I must say there is a zillion reasons why I would not want to play that… ever… EVER! And the bunnie’s voice will haunt me forever now. *shivers* scary.

#46 Comment from Jessica
Time: September 28, 2008, 3:24 pm

ooh i want to play!

#47 Comment from Alexandra Sherman
Time: October 13, 2008, 7:46 pm

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/intuitionseeker/army.jpg[/IMG]

They’re forming an army! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

#48 Comment from Chelsea Carter
Time: October 19, 2008, 3:49 pm

MUST PLAY GAME

#49 Comment from ning
Time: November 11, 2008, 5:40 am

how to play??why no thing??o.o

#50 Comment from charlie
Time: November 17, 2008, 11:05 pm

i know people that would love that game, and they aint even kids

#51 Comment from herehere
Time: January 4, 2009, 8:56 pm

AHHHHH MY EYES. I WATCHED THE ENTIRE THING AS MY EYES WONT STOP BURNING HELPMEPLEASETHEBURNINGTHEBURNINGITSBURNING!

#52 Comment from Lea r eynolds
Time: January 26, 2009, 1:58 pm

Hello Kitty is so cool,and I just love it,who can’t stand it is wicked a’en’t it man. Quality. The first time I played the game was the race against the roller sKaters.

I Realy enjoyed reading your comments…………………………………..

#53 Comment from fern
Time: February 9, 2009, 11:39 pm

wow it was so cutesy it made me uncomfortable and kinda sick…….i beg of u hackers plz take it down….

#54 Comment from Sharon
Time: March 7, 2009, 12:26 am

Is everybody who has this game diabetic now or what? Bleeeah.

I know I’ve seen online flash games of shooting moving photos of real kittens or catapulting cartoon kittens, so let’s hope someone does the world a real service and makes a shoot ‘em up Hello Kitty game soon.

#55 Comment from lilypop
Time: March 11, 2009, 12:17 pm

Whoooop! I am a Founders Beta tester of that game! It’s amazing-there’s alot more to it then that dumb trailer says! ^^ I will email screenshots to you and burn your eyes off you evil Hello Kitty hater!!!

#56 Comment from lilypop
Time: March 11, 2009, 12:19 pm

BTW: It’s free and I think 2000-5000 people were playing it I am unsure of the figures.

#57 Comment from JackieD
Time: July 3, 2009, 3:22 am

omg it looks awesome, im off to download it now!
i didnt really know who hello kitty was until i found this site, thankyou

#58 Comment from Kyonshi
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:06 pm

I don’t even know what to say… I do have a few HK items, but I actually never would have thought that people could be this fanatic about HK
HK is cute in VERY SMALL doses, but this blog scares the living shit out of me, seriously.
I’m a girl, I play online games, but never in hell if I’ll play this crappy shit.. Oh and Darlene sweetie, if you read this… I love your comments, because they prove that there really are insane people in the world. HK doesn’t have “her own personality”, she is a product, made to make money for people who wanna get filthy rich of fanatic fangirls like yourself… Please develop a brain and open your eyes to reality X_x