The Colbert Report: “It Makes You Poop Hello Kitties”

When Stephen Colbert endorsed Barack Obama on The Colbert Report, he made the distinction that there is a difference between endorsing and supporting :

There are plenty of things out there that you can endorse, but not do anything to support. For instance, in Japan, I endorse a very popular energy drink called Pow Yong Power Jogging now juice. But I would never drink it. It makes you poop Hello Kitties.

You can see it at 4:55

It’s a deep, dark day in Hello Kitty Hell when Stephen Colbert would consider endorsing anything that makes you poop Hello Kitties (over even mention the evil feline on his show…), but far worse is that Sanrio has probably latched onto this idea and is trying to figure out a way to really make it happen…

Sent in by Matt who should have to drink that stuff and suffer the effects in the bathroom as punishment for thinking even for an instant that sending this to me could produce any good…

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20 Responses to The Colbert Report: “It Makes You Poop Hello Kitties”

  1. andophiroxia says:

    Pooping Hello Kitties.

    Either it’s really late or TV has gotten even more surreal.


  2. Kitteh!! says:

    I know that some of us eat HKs, but emitting them fully formed!!?

  3. Lucy says:

    uhmmm i wonder if you poop hello kitties…. how is your colon supose to look….

    pink and with ribbons?

  4. Matt says:

    could this be the same matt from the Muay Thai shorts?

  5. Colleen says:

    On the bright side, you get to watch Hello Kitty be flushed down the toliet along with your…you know. :P

  6. Acton says:

    Much ado about nothing
    As for the rest, please do not remind me about these pathetic losers.

  7. mhkitty06 says:

    @ Colleen: LMAO!

    OMG the parting comment on McCain being a Maverick and supporting Obama was priceless!

  8. Sara Dane says:

    Though the skit was funny, I don’t think this is something that makes for a good HK debate on HKH… That is unless this site is now Hello Kitty Hell and Politics??? It didn’t even show one HK.. There is plenty of other useless junk out there with HK on it for this page :)

    And one small little note.. The word Politics, lets break it down…. Poli- meaning many, and Tics- meaning blood sucking insects… That’s all I’m sayin’ ;)

  9. andophiroxia says:

    I believe Ronald Regan said it was the 2nd oldest profession. ;)

  10. andophiroxia says:

    /edit Reagan

    I’m tired.

  11. Magic Smoothie says:

    Mr. HKH seems like he’s been running out of things to blog about.

    It makes me sad.

  12. Acton says:

    A a Christian Politics is indeed the oldest profession. When God confronted Adam in eating eh forbidden fruit, the first thing he did was to pass the buck and blame the woman. His disobedience brought forth sin and politics.

  13. andophiroxia says:

    @ Acton


    @Magic Smoothie

    I hate to say this, but I want to see more bad tattoos.

  14. Kitteh!! says:

    Good tats, bad tats, cross-stitches, cartoons… More fan art anyway pretty please with a Key Lime pie on top! ;)

  15. mhkitty06 says:

    @Kitteh!!: I can send in all my Cross-stitch patterns if that will make you happy!

    @Sara Dane: LMFAO… that is SO true! Good one!

    @Acton: Holy Crap that was funny!

  16. Suzanne says:

    I love The Colbert Report! But I couldn’t see the clip because I’m outside the US? WEIRD.

  17. thatsthethemesongforthejeffersons says:

    ya. i heard that. thought it was wonderful. only if the poop was colored like her…like a candy coated hk poo.

  18. Meg says:

    god damn i call that talent… a talent i truly wish i had *sigh*

  19. Rhia says:

    When I saw that I nearly fell out of my chair.
    Oh Colbert,
    I salute to you.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Well, HK is already crap…

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