Hello Kitty Desk
You really don’t know Hello Kitty Hell until a true Hello Kitty fanatic is in your presence on a daily basis. Imagine, for instance, that you had a co-worker that was a Hello Kitty fanatic. You might be saying to yourself, “oh, I know someone that likes the evil feline” but they really aren’t a Hello Kitty fanatic unless they have decorated their desk like this:
Imagine having to look at that desk every day you come into work. Now imagine that kind of Hello Kitty coverage over your entire house and having to live there 24/7/365. That is what I live with. My wife calls it Hello Kitty Heaven (and after seeing this photo has decided that we just may need some more Hello Kitty in our house), but I imagine that if you are part of the population that hasn’t been served the Hello Kitty Kool Aid, you get an inkling of what Hello Kitty Hell is like…
Sent in by Cinomed who should have to work at a desk like this for the rest of her life as punishment for thinking for even a split second that showing me something like this could ever be a good idea…
Posted: November 19th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Business, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 63
Comments
Comment from Rhianimator
Time: November 19, 2008, 6:49 am
Even the Shrine of St. Elvis (IT person’s office) where I work is not this intense. I take a grim satisfaction in the fact that a desk set up like that would not be allowed anywhere in the company I work in.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: November 19, 2008, 7:15 am
Ok, so how DID they get the drapes up in the middle of the room? Don’t tell me that they allowed her to do that?
Maybe she’s HR and they needed to find her cubicle. A lot of people make the HR person’s office “noticeable”.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 19, 2008, 8:09 am
Wow!
Not even my cube has THAT much Hello Kitty!
Sad thing is, I have BOTH of those towels shown- BUT they are in my bathroom…
HA! I beat her though, I have the HK mouse, keyboard, speakers, monitor cover and keyboard cover…so maybe I DO have as much as her….
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 19, 2008, 8:49 am
I’m pleased I don’t have to live with it, but I don’t see a whole lot actually wrong with it other than that the nets would drive me scatty in 5 minutes flat. My desk is where I put stuff I’m working on/with.
Comment from Lucy
Time: November 19, 2008, 8:50 am
what are the drapes for….. ?
HK mosquitoes?
Comment from deidre
Time: November 19, 2008, 9:03 am
i think that its cute
Comment from webwanderer
Time: November 19, 2008, 9:13 am
HK mosquitoes are very dangerous … When they sting you, you will get infected with the HK fever, which makes want to buy every hk item in the world and …………
Hold on, that sounds familiair! /*LOL*/
Comment from moriyah
Time: November 19, 2008, 10:17 am
Thank goodness that my office is predominantly male… I would hate to have to look at something like that everyday. The thing that kills me is that it’s not at all put together well. The drapes are stupid and the material hanging off the desk?
Everything SCREAMS tacky here.
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 19, 2008, 10:35 am
wow!
much kitty love here my dreser in my room looks just like that i was actually gonna send yew a pic of it but i decided that i wouldn’t put yew through that unessasary ‘torture’
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 19, 2008, 10:49 am
@ webwanderer
ROFL i think the HK fever must be air bourne too……….
Comment from Acton
Time: November 19, 2008, 11:20 am
@webwanderer
To late for me save yourself. The fever knows no gender bonds.
Nice to work in a office where she could get away with it. No harm except perhaps too cluttered loose the drapes.
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 19, 2008, 12:04 pm
@acton and webwanderer
It is a bit cluttered perhaps she put all her hk stuff on the desk for the pic? Oh well still cute! The disease knows no race either…… black, white, asain, mexican all have succumed to her cuteness………. I caught it at an early age……no one is safe not even on an ‘anti’ kitty site….*pertends to shiver* lol
Comment from Acton
Time: November 19, 2008, 12:39 pm
Than again looking at my computer desk, it can uses some kittfication other than a few stickers.
Comment from Tews
Time: November 19, 2008, 3:28 pm
Wow, i want a desk like that. It’s not fair!
Comment from Kisa
Time: November 19, 2008, 9:25 pm
Hmmmm I actually have to wonder if that’s where I work.. considering the shape of the desk area, the phone, the orange plastic/paper draped over the side/walls she has…., the chair…
huh..
I wonder.. Mr HKHell.. any idea the location (even just city state would help) that this was taken?
Comment from MJ
Time: November 19, 2008, 11:37 pm
That is awesome.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 20, 2008, 9:00 am
Screw it, I’m going to have to send in a picture of my desk now…
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 20, 2008, 9:07 am
Along with the HK Christmas Tree
Comment from Acton
Time: November 20, 2008, 9:27 am
*mhkitty06 Go for it
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 20, 2008, 10:49 am
i know! i already sent mine! lol
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 20, 2008, 11:20 am
btw @ mhkitty05
they have hk ornaments at toys r us to decorate ur tree
Comment from luvluvHK
Time: November 20, 2008, 2:25 pm
OH! I really want a desk like that, except less cluttered but w/ more HK stuff, too. hmmm…. i wonder if that’s possible…
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 20, 2008, 3:16 pm
Um… I already have all the Ornament Collections from every year, from every store dating back to ‘04…and even some from before that.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: November 20, 2008, 4:30 pm
I want to get a black Christmas tree.
Is that bad?
Comment from Indiana
Time: November 21, 2008, 12:30 am
@ando,
Not really. I saw one in Target with silver and white decorations.
Best. Tree. Ever.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 21, 2008, 7:48 am
Walmart has Red, Blue, White, Pink, and Purple ones…
along with traditional green.
I saw a place online that had 3′ trees in a RAINBOW of colors… Orange, Yellow, Fuschia, Teal… now that’s out there
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 21, 2008, 7:55 am
treetopia.com/Colorful-Christmas-Trees-s/23.htm
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 21, 2008, 8:04 am
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look up Christmas Trees… wow
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 21, 2008, 10:39 am
wow color trees n kitties…. I want a silver treee @mhkitty06 yeah i know there are other colections of kitty ornaments unfortunatley when they came out i was still living with my aunt and she said i was to old to lyk hk I was lyk HELLO? yew can NVR be to old…..
@ Ando-
no actually that treee wud be pritty amazing especially with lyk neon or metalic-(spl?) ornaments btw
@everyone
Is Christmas the same in every country? Also, does ne one no where i can get hk wrapping paper? *hopeful*
PEACE!
Comment from Binks
Time: November 21, 2008, 2:34 pm
That is not even remotely cute. Totally tacky & waaay too cluttered! I need my desk to actually work on and all that crap would drive me insane.
Comment from moriyah
Time: November 21, 2008, 3:31 pm
@ andophiroxia and Indiana
I really want a black AND pink tree with no HK crap in site! Target rocks for the colored trees this year…
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: November 22, 2008, 5:37 pm
@Indiana and emily and moriyah
I found a black tree made out of tinsel at Borders–along with black velvet glittered reindeer. That looked kind of cool. Then they had a woodcut tree with Russian ornaments.
Comment from Minda
Time: November 23, 2008, 9:04 am
That poor woman never grew up. She’s gonna be stuck wanting to be a princess for the rest of her life…
…a princess with whiskers.
Comment from mandie
Time: November 23, 2008, 11:59 am
at least everything matches!
Comment from darlene 3
Time: November 23, 2008, 6:49 pm
This has gone TO far. This poor woman is just trying to express herself and all you do is ridicule her! Shame,shame,shame! My father once told me the only way you can live a long, healthy life is with Hello Kitty in it. You all need to go pray to hello kitty and hop she does not shune you from her wonderous kingdom of goodness and joy. All hello kitty ever wanted to do was to be kind and loving to all spirits. This woman will be well rewarded when she dies and goes to heaven where HK is the true ruler unlike most of you…the woman with be given pink happy fluffiness and so will your wife and everyone else will all be jealous!
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 24, 2008, 10:30 am
OMG- so went to Target this weekend and saw the new batch of HK mini appliances…
Along with the toaster, alarm clock, popcorn maker, water dispenser and hair dryer, they have a Cereal Dispenser and a 3′ Gumball Machine!
http://www.target.com/dp/B001BZSBZO/sr=1-1/qid=1227547784/ref=sr_1_1/189-5985738-0554301?ie=UTF8&index=target&rh=k%3Ahello%20kitty%20gumball&page=1
http://www.target.com/dp/B001BZUGKM/sr=1-1/qid=1227547818/ref=sr_1_1/189-5985738-0554301?ie=UTF8&index=target&rh=k%3Ahello%20kitty%20cereal&page=1
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 24, 2008, 10:32 am
and of course they have like 4 different kinds of phones and cd players and whatnot…
@emily hello kitty’s truest fan: Target (if you have any) does carry it… or party supply stores do too… or check out ebay…
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 24, 2008, 10:45 am
@mhkitty06
ebay n target will do but i’ll have to go to Jonesburo. Well neways CANDYCRAZE has some gud HK candy my fiance ttly got me all of it im so exited because there now selling hk everywhere and up untill recently the only place in my podunk town yew cud find hk was at hot topic btw u’re pop corn machine link is pritty smexi……….
@ando
That sounds yummy….. They have black X-mas trees at WalMart- it was small tho…..
@all
my lil cuz has a hoodie she got in branson that has hk’s face on top it’s ttly cute…….maybe i’ll send a pic! lol
PEACE!
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 25, 2008, 11:18 am
Does the kitty celebrate Christmas?
Comment from Catherine
Time: November 25, 2008, 7:09 pm
You are all correct ugly tacky desk. Obviously the girl has no sense of style.
Yes a black tree would be gorgeous, if done properly. Get the tree (real) flocked with black flocking (if that is a word)
and then decorate to your hearts content. Use black boas as well, they would be gorgeous on a tree.
Comment from kenzington
Time: November 27, 2008, 9:03 pm
a couple years back at wal-mart they had Hello Kitty Christmas trees………… i just remember cause there was a Disney princesses tree next 2 it that i wanted it mustve been “99-’00 though cause i grew outta my disney princess phase at like the age of 5
Comment from Liz S.
Time: November 27, 2008, 10:05 pm
Oh! I thought that was in someone’s bedroom!
Comment from Susana
Time: November 28, 2008, 9:56 am
ahaha, this is supposed to be a forum for hk haters and you end up discussing hk bargains, now THAT is funny xD
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: December 1, 2008, 10:42 am
@Susana
well……not exactly anti-kitty it just shows how ppl do EXTREME things in the name of hk but yes the kitty bargains…..that is pritty ironic….. I wish hkhell wud put up anthr post i’m tired of this tacky desk……..
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: December 1, 2008, 11:52 am
@ darlene 3
wow u’re dad’s a hk fanatic? KEWL…..also we’re not saying her love of hk is wrong just that she disgraces hk by having such a clutterd(spell?) colection. If she really lykd hk she would put the towels in her br, the table cloth on her table the pink canopy in her room, and instead of tin cans she would have hk’s sleek office supplies. SHE may be trying to show her love of hk but she does it very poorly. That’s all i’m sayin
PEACE!
Comment from Kaizou
Time: December 1, 2008, 12:01 pm
LOL That’s epic indeed xD although putting useless items in there seems a bit too much xD (AKA not office use items like the blanket)
My Brains Hurt after reading this blog for awhile…Ill never see hello kitty the same way again D8!
Comment from Acton
Time: December 1, 2008, 4:48 pm
@emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Darlene is or beloved HK troll and tormentor. We are not sure he/she is for real.
Black Christmas tree: Did Christmas gone goth or Black Nationalism raised its head.
I prefer a real tree, 100% natural, and I will buy some HK ornaments.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: December 2, 2008, 7:57 am
Um, saw the black tree at Walmart… I could see doing silver and white ornaments and stuff on it, but honestly don’t think I could stomach a black tree…
I have two green trees (2′ and 4.5′) and a 3′ purple tree… all with HK Ornaments! (Oh, yes, I said HK Ornaments!)
I will send in pictures soon
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: December 2, 2008, 10:32 am
@mhkitty06
hopefully they will be posted
Comment from stephie poo
Time: December 2, 2008, 11:55 am
@ acton yeah i read thru sum of her comments(Previous one’s) and im starting to get that…..
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: December 2, 2008, 11:57 am
@steph
yeah me too …………
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: December 2, 2008, 11:59 am
btw….. it’s not funny to joke about hk being god an angel maybe……. but that go’s into idolism…..not right…..i’m all for atheism(SPL?) but ppl who worship hk ….dumb….and trust me i love hk but she’s not a god she’s an adorable cartoon….
Comment from Liz
Time: December 2, 2008, 4:16 pm
@ emily hello kitty’s truest fan
You’re so totally right. Now that I take a look at it I realize that this desk is a Tacky display at best.
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: December 3, 2008, 11:19 am
@Liz
indeed
Comment from kenzington
Time: December 3, 2008, 10:30 pm
@emily hello kitty’s truest fan
you can get hello kitty wrapping paper at walmart and target in the birthday wrapping paper section for sure and i think at walmart you can get christmas hello kitty wrapping paper
@Susana
i dont rlly even like hello kitty, i just have an (almost) photographic memory so I remember stuff like that…. i also figure that so many hello kitty lovers come to this site i might as well make SOMEBODY happy….ive decided ill make at least 1 person happy everyday and i figure if i tell the HK lovers where to find HK stuff im filling my make-person-happy quota for the day
Comment from Dallas Hammster
Time: December 4, 2008, 2:01 am
Having her cubicle draped with the bed canopy is not nearly so disturbing as having a piece of crap Avaya phone sitting on her desk. You know we love your site for all the other cool HK stuff we never see anywhere else, right? 
Comment from stephie poo
Time: December 4, 2008, 10:46 am
@kenzie
thnx
Comment from silentbob
Time: December 22, 2008, 2:28 am
I am sure this chick is the anti christ…. shave her head , i am sure you will find 666 under there..
Comment from SM
Time: December 29, 2008, 10:52 pm
My gut reaction is that this woman is one of those “special needs” teachers.
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 16, 2009, 5:30 am
well its better than my boring desk……….
Comment from MZHK
Time: March 23, 2009, 7:43 pm
It is sooooo cute…i love hello kitty..lol..well i have to admit it is a bit much tho..
Comment from Vanessa
Time: May 23, 2009, 9:24 am
” I wonder why no one voluntarily selects me for projects?”
Comment from megan
Time: September 11, 2009, 11:48 am
hiya bby l0l h8 da desk cuz i’m 25
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