Hello Kitty Death Cake
Not that I would ever wish for any kind of Hello Kitty cake to be presented to me, but if I had to have one, this would come close to being the best that I could hope for:
If you are forced to give someone something that is Hello Kitty for their birthday, Hello Kitty with a knife sticking out of her chest and blood splattered all around is a good starting point in my humble opinion. Of course, I would prefer more blood, guts and extreme pain on the evil feline’s face to placate my feeling that I’m the only one that has to suffer in Hello Kitty Hell, but I could probably even let that pass in this situation. Somehow I don’t think this is the cake that my wife will be getting me, but one can dream…even in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Joana who I will have to buy a beer if our paths should ever cross for bringing a smile to my face in the depths of Hello Kitty Hell…
Posted: January 6th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food.
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It’s not excessively pink, it’s not blingtarded up, and is quite a well done cake. Honestly, I can’t fault the lack of pained expression, I don’t think that the evil feline is capable of being particularly expressive when dead.
If Joana doesn’t like beer, I’ll throw in a bottle of blackberry honeywine for truly capturing the spirit of HK loathing.
Very cleaver!
welcome back, Mr. HKH
yaaaaaaaay you’re back!!! i was worried there for a sec!
Awesome…. I love that cake.
I thought it wad “Hello Kitty Hell Death Cake” as I suspected that some HKH reader was so upset about hearing that the blog might be shut down so creating a cake to show his/her outrage.
What a great cake!!
That’s the best cake in the world.
I want this for my birthday. Just a murder cake would do it.
Or an HG cake—- you would GET IT mhkitty06…
HOOO!
Hahaha. Freakin awesome. No better way to celebrate Hello Kitty than to cleave through it’s face.
LOL!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I’m going to make that cake for y
ou!!!!
even though i love her, that’s a really impressive cake! the knife looks really well made. and despite that it’s killing her, i bet she is yummy.
You killed Hello Kitty ……………. YOU BASTARD
rather creative, I was fooled by the Knife until I looked at the bigger picture.
I love it! And I’ll buy Joanna a drink too as, when and if…
You have DEEP SEEDED ISSUES…
So glad to see a new blog!! That cake took some work…
Whoa! Someone needs some therapy.
And I’m glad you’re blog is still alive and kicking! =(^.^)=
that’s not nice for a hello kitty fan…but i find it very creative though..
I think HK exist even in the other life
Joana, whoever she is, is a GODDESS. I know how I’ll be celebrating MY next birthday! The KNIFE is cake TOO? If I can’t get mine to stand up like that, no problem, I’ll just use a real knife!
Is there something wrong with you? Hello Kitty represents innocence, love and youth! But apparently you are too demented to notice that! You deserve to be thrown into a whirlwind of doom!
Hahaha! That’s funny, man.
lol, i want one of those cakes for my birthday =]
Rinda, how is it you can write but not read or think? I’d have thought the name “Hello Kitty Hell” was a big tip off as to how the site owner and at least some of the contributers felt about Hello Kitty!
Bwaaaahaaahaaahaaaa!! I LOVE IT!!!
Rinda = new Darlene
@ Rinda it is best you just leave now. The hatred of Darlene is well known in these parts.
@ Catherine – snap
“Whirlwind of doom”? Who speaks like that??
Play Dungeons and Dragons lately?
Now that cake respects you, lets assassinate all the 999,999 Hello Kitties in earth and get what we want!
SWEET!
*oh yeah darlene, forgot about her…did she finally get a life?*
That is ACE. Hilarious. Plus all that marzipan (it must be marzipan)? Yum.
actually that’s not really amusing at all.
and its disgusting.
wow are you guys really that passionate in your hatred toward a cartoon character? get your priorities straight.
LOL. Counterattack hkh’ sufferers <3
But is it CHOCOLATE cake?
It better be dark chocolate cake.
I’m glad you liked the pics
I don’t like beer, but I wouldn’t mind other drink
agreed
that is awesome:O
OMG.
i want to put this on a birthday card and see what happens.
(but what would probably happen is that my friend would lock me up into a mental institution…)
Oh noes. This gived me a sad.
(
about time
goodbye kitty!
this is so rude. Hello Kity didn’t do anything shes a fiction cartoon character. Wow this really shows your imatureity. Grow up, and this is coming from a sixteen year old. Ha ha you are crazy.
^ No, you’re the one that’s crazy for protecting a fictional character.
I like the knife. It looks real and it isnt flimsy.
This looks like a well done cake but I couldn’t eat it. Not because I’m an HK fan, but it’s too gorey and I couldn’t imagine this happening without crying a little bit inside.
that is noy cool at all
that is not funny or nice about hello kitty
thats rude
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! That’s a really well-done cake! I wonder how she got the knife to stick up like that. Must’ve been a *itch to bake, big oven, maybe?
Subject matter- absolutely love it. Really do. Sadly, I wouldn’t be able to eat this. I’d be too busy taking pictures and marveling at the fact there’s a knife made of cake.
I cnt c hle kitty dying…. pls dnt kill her….
that is so ccccccccccooooooooooooooolllllll!!!!!!!!!!!
the cake looks impressive, but you cant kill Hello Kitty. Sorry pal, but nice try…She rules no matter what.