Hello Kitty Death Cake
Not that I would ever wish for any kind of Hello Kitty cake to be presented to me, but if I had to have one, this would come close to being the best that I could hope for:
If you are forced to give someone something that is Hello Kitty for their birthday, Hello Kitty with a knife sticking out of her chest and blood splattered all around is a good starting point in my humble opinion. Of course, I would prefer more blood, guts and extreme pain on the evil feline’s face to placate my feeling that I’m the only one that has to suffer in Hello Kitty Hell, but I could probably even let that pass in this situation. Somehow I don’t think this is the cake that my wife will be getting me, but one can dream…even in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Joana who I will have to buy a beer if our paths should ever cross for bringing a smile to my face in the depths of Hello Kitty Hell…
Posted: January 6th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 42
Comments
Comment from Rhianimator
Time: January 6, 2009, 7:13 am
It’s not excessively pink, it’s not blingtarded up, and is quite a well done cake. Honestly, I can’t fault the lack of pained expression, I don’t think that the evil feline is capable of being particularly expressive when dead.
If Joana doesn’t like beer, I’ll throw in a bottle of blackberry honeywine for truly capturing the spirit of HK loathing.
Comment from Catherine
Time: January 6, 2009, 8:34 am
Very cleaver!
Comment from Anna
Time: January 6, 2009, 8:36 am
welcome back, Mr. HKH
Comment from hstryk
Time: January 6, 2009, 9:39 am
yaaaaaaaay you’re back!!! i was worried there for a sec!
Comment from moriyah
Time: January 6, 2009, 10:19 am
Awesome…. I love that cake.
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: January 6, 2009, 10:58 am
I thought it wad “Hello Kitty Hell Death Cake” as I suspected that some HKH reader was so upset about hearing that the blog might be shut down so creating a cake to show his/her outrage.
Comment from Stephanie
Time: January 6, 2009, 11:42 am
What a great cake!!
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: January 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
That’s the best cake in the world.
I want this for my birthday. Just a murder cake would do it.
Or an HG cake—- you would GET IT mhkitty06… 
HOOO!
Comment from Johnny Rumble
Time: January 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Hahaha. Freakin awesome. No better way to celebrate Hello Kitty than to cleave through it’s face.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: January 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
LOL!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I’m going to make that cake for y
ou!!!!
Comment from Jaime
Time: January 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
even though i love her, that’s a really impressive cake! the knife looks really well made. and despite that it’s killing her, i bet she is yummy.
Comment from Acton
Time: January 6, 2009, 11:43 pm
You killed Hello Kitty ……………. YOU BASTARD
rather creative, I was fooled by the Knife until I looked at the bigger picture.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 7, 2009, 1:48 am
I love it! And I’ll buy Joanna a drink too as, when and if…
Comment from sugarayearth
Time: January 7, 2009, 7:37 am
You have DEEP SEEDED ISSUES…
Comment from Kelly
Time: January 7, 2009, 11:50 am
So glad to see a new blog!! That cake took some work…
Comment from melora
Time: January 7, 2009, 12:47 pm
Whoa! Someone needs some therapy.
And I’m glad you’re blog is still alive and kicking! =(^.^)=
Comment from HKPepper
Time: January 8, 2009, 1:05 am
that’s not nice for a hello kitty fan…but i find it very creative though..
Comment from DIKOS
Time: January 8, 2009, 11:03 pm
I think HK exist even in the other life
Comment from Sharon
Time: January 9, 2009, 7:50 am
Joana, whoever she is, is a GODDESS. I know how I’ll be celebrating MY next birthday! The KNIFE is cake TOO? If I can’t get mine to stand up like that, no problem, I’ll just use a real knife!
Comment from rinda
Time: January 10, 2009, 9:55 am
Is there something wrong with you? Hello Kitty represents innocence, love and youth! But apparently you are too demented to notice that! You deserve to be thrown into a whirlwind of doom!
Comment from Liz S.
Time: January 11, 2009, 1:09 pm
Hahaha! That’s funny, man.
Comment from Jade
Time: January 11, 2009, 9:55 pm
lol, i want one of those cakes for my birthday =]
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 12, 2009, 2:47 am
Rinda, how is it you can write but not read or think? I’d have thought the name “Hello Kitty Hell” was a big tip off as to how the site owner and at least some of the contributers felt about Hello Kitty!
Comment from Binks
Time: January 12, 2009, 2:08 pm
Bwaaaahaaahaaahaaaa!! I LOVE IT!!!
Rinda = new Darlene
@ Rinda it is best you just leave now. The hatred of Darlene is well known in these parts.
@ Catherine – snap
Comment from Catherine
Time: January 13, 2009, 10:23 am
“Whirlwind of doom”? Who speaks like that??
Play Dungeons and Dragons lately?
Comment from hksucksnotrocks
Time: January 14, 2009, 10:16 pm
Now that cake respects you, lets assassinate all the 999,999 Hello Kitties in earth and get what we want!
Comment from Kimiko
Time: January 15, 2009, 8:15 pm
SWEET!
*oh yeah darlene, forgot about her…did she finally get a life?*
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Comment from Brittany
Time: January 21, 2009, 8:30 am
That is ACE. Hilarious. Plus all that marzipan (it must be marzipan)? Yum.
Comment from cassie
Time: January 26, 2009, 2:22 pm
actually that’s not really amusing at all.
and its disgusting.
wow are you guys really that passionate in your hatred toward a cartoon character? get your priorities straight.
Comment from Nekomi
Time: February 5, 2009, 11:36 am
LOL. Counterattack hkh’ sufferers <3
Comment from Eize
Time: February 10, 2009, 2:18 am
But is it CHOCOLATE cake?
It better be dark chocolate cake.
Comment from Joana
Time: February 13, 2009, 3:21 pm
I’m glad you liked the pics
I don’t like beer, but I wouldn’t mind other drink
Comment from shadow rose
Time: February 18, 2009, 10:19 am
agreed
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 10, 2009, 2:47 pm
that is awesome:O
Comment from BEAR
Time: April 29, 2009, 6:25 pm
OMG.
i want to put this on a birthday card and see what happens.
(but what would probably happen is that my friend would lock me up into a mental institution…)
Comment from RamonaQ
Time: May 4, 2009, 8:08 pm
Oh noes. This gived me a sad. 
(
Comment from KittyBitch
Time: May 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
about time
goodbye kitty!
Comment from wow.
Time: May 12, 2009, 10:35 am
this is so rude. Hello Kity didn’t do anything shes a fiction cartoon character. Wow this really shows your imatureity. Grow up, and this is coming from a sixteen year old. Ha ha you are crazy.
Comment from nico
Time: June 30, 2009, 9:59 pm
^ No, you’re the one that’s crazy for protecting a fictional character.
I like the knife. It looks real and it isnt flimsy.
Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 22, 2009, 6:00 pm
This looks like a well done cake but I couldn’t eat it. Not because I’m an HK fan, but it’s too gorey and I couldn’t imagine this happening without crying a little bit inside.
Comment from margaret johnson
Time: October 13, 2009, 12:16 pm
that is noy cool at all
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