I try to avoid showing any Hello Kitty food to my wife because when photos of it end up in my email, three incredibly tortuous things happen. It goes without saying that I have to hear about how cute the Hello Kitty food item is for the next week. During that time I’m under constant threat that my wife will actually try to make the Hello Kitty food item in question which will mean that I will have to eat it. Then there is the whole “only Hello Kitty food diet” that inevitably comes back to life that my wife still believes would be a good idea. With this in mind, I jumped back in fear when the Hello Kitty Jello landed in my email:
It’s one thing to have to eat nauseatingly pink Hello Kitty food, but since this food looks identical to the Pepto Bismol that I am forced to chug immediately after consuming the pink food in question, my eyes have come to view pink going into my mouth as an extreme relief 75% of the time (it usually takes a number of Pepto Bismol swigs over the day to counteract each pink Hello Kitty food).
Not only does this evil feline Jello have the nuclear blue glow, it also resembles a Hello Kitty zombie that threatens to eat me from the inside out. Either way, they both would be much too powerful for the Pepto Bismol to overcome (not to mention that vast amount of eye drops I already need due to the sting the mere sight has already caused) and guarantee that I’m physically ill for an extended period of time. Then again, constant painful assaults on the senses is a daily routine when you live in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by maria who should have to eat Jello (in various nuclear induced colors) for the next year for ever thinking that anything good could ever possibly come from sending this to me…
update: You knew that it would never stop at one flavor:
Sent in by plustwo
Sent in by Hellen
Sent in by nkl