Hello Kitty Spaceship
If you have followed the blog for any length of time, you know that I have said time and again that the evil feline is trying to take over the world. One would assume that this statement would be sufficiently broad to cover all the havoc that Hello Kitty wants to create in her never ending quest to turn everything a Pepto Bismol pink, but I now see that I have vastly underestimated her plans. Welcome to the future of space travel in the Hello Kitty spaceship:
Yes, I will give you a minute to wipe the coffee off of your computer screen.
Of course, my wife absolutely loves it and would love to take a ride in it. She thinks that traveling in a Hello Kitty spaceship would be the best way to make friends with any alien life forms we may meet along the way.
I’m not so sure about this. If I was an alien civilization and there was a giant cartoon cat spaceship like this hovering over my world, I would instantly question the sanity of any species that would want to create such an abomination. My first reaction would be to blow the thing to smithereens and ask questions later. Just saying…
Who would have guessed that the depths of Hello Kitty Hell would lead to space…
Sent in by lunastar (via Sevens Heaven – Image used with permission of Sevensheaven.nl) who should be forced into space in the Hello Kitty spaceship to live the rest of her life as punishment for ever thinking that sending me this image would be a good idea.
Posted: September 21st, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 23
Comments
#1 Comment from Darki
Time: September 21, 2009, 12:33 am
oh god….this is sooooooooooo crazy..i almost laughed my ass off. am with u blowing it up.
#2 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 21, 2009, 12:44 am
Never mind the ears and whiskers bits; the sphere hull idea is actually a very good shape for a true spaceship (one that never enters atmosphere).
#3 Comment from Downunder Sugarglider
Time: September 21, 2009, 1:47 am
Where’s the bow?
#4 Comment from pruh
Time: September 21, 2009, 2:52 am
Cool Metin Seven!
You should see his seymour sheep too.
#5 Comment from Ferret-X
Time: September 21, 2009, 5:47 am
“Hello Kitty is just trying to spread peace and love to the cosmos! You’re such a close-minded baboon to not be able to see the joy that Kitty brings to everyone. It makes those astronauts day to be greeted by Kitty!”
That’s an eerily easy viewpoint to pretend to have.
The aliens would decide we were clearly to deranged as a species to risk contact with. It might be contagious.
#6 Comment from That Kind of Girl
Time: September 21, 2009, 6:33 am
Oh good! Now aliens don’t need to travel to our planet to realize there’s no intelligent life on earth! We can just bring the message straight to them! How convenient.
#7 Comment from caryn
Time: September 21, 2009, 7:11 am
Who would have guessed that the depths of Hello Kitty Hell would lead to space…
HK has infected the human species like a plague. Wherever we go, she will be with us. Resistance is futile.
#8 Comment from Lynn
Time: September 21, 2009, 7:20 am
No problem…with no heat shield, it would just burn up during reentry !
#9 Comment from Mário
Time: September 21, 2009, 1:19 pm
Where is a Klingon battlecruiser or a Cylon Basestar when we need them?
#10 Comment from Emma
Time: September 21, 2009, 2:06 pm
The bow is underneath and is shot out of the spaceship with glittery pink goodness when they reach outerspace….Darlene most likely will be IN the bow.
#11 Comment from sandra
Time: September 21, 2009, 4:31 pm
uh, is this SERIOUS? please please let it be a joke. PLEASE! if not (oh god) what the hell is japan thinking? is it like a giant DISTRACTION? “oh we kill whales, but LOOK! we put hello kitty in space, isn’t she cute? over there!”
Frankly I just don’t know what’s worse.
#12 Comment from acton
Time: September 21, 2009, 6:59 pm
It’s a cartoon people no need to get your panties in a wad.
I do an EVA form the Hello Kitty Space Ship in your direction.
#13 Comment from acton
Time: September 21, 2009, 7:02 pm
Caption time:
We are the Kitty
Resistance is Futile.
#14 Comment from darlene
Time: September 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
Hello Kitty is the most loved person in the world. She would be a great ambassador for the human race when we meet other civilizations. We want to go there in peace, not in war. Other spaceships look like rockets that destroy things. This space ship can’t be confused with that.
I bet the astronauts specifically asked for a Hello Kitty spaceship. Space is cold and lonely and so they want something that will brighten up each day while they travel in space.
#15 Comment from Oni
Time: September 21, 2009, 7:31 pm
@Darlene
If extraterrestrial intelligent life ever made contact with us, and if you’re the first person they meet (dressed up as the evil cat thing you worship), they’d annihilate us to spare us of our misery of the hell that is Hell-o Kitty.
#16 Comment from jonathan
Time: September 22, 2009, 3:14 am
I don’t think we would be using such a ship, dear no, on the contraty , its the hello kitty minions inside this coming to earth… They’re coming!!!
#17 Comment from Jess
Time: September 22, 2009, 6:54 pm
Where’s the Daleks when you need them?!
#18 Comment from A.
Time: September 22, 2009, 9:02 pm
You have got to be freaking kidding me.
#19 Comment from Lynn
Time: September 23, 2009, 12:40 pm
Darlene, HK is not a person…Ugh ! ( take another vaca soon )
#20 Comment from Oohlala
Time: September 25, 2009, 6:50 pm
This is a bit much, but I like it.
Yeah, that’s right, I like it.
It’s related to space, and I like all things space related.
So I like it.
However, blowing up the alien species with the HK spaceship is mean. Killing is wrong.
Leave the poor aliens alone.
#21 Comment from Liz
Time: October 11, 2009, 6:56 pm
Um, not sure that thing’s safe…
#22 Comment from Asato Fuyutsuki
Time: November 9, 2009, 6:47 pm
I don’t pretend to know much about aerodynamics, but, geez, how would that thing even be able to fly? It looks even more awkward than a bumblebee…
Def. a photoshoop
#23 Comment from yolanda
Time: November 11, 2009, 9:36 am
ahahahaa dats reallyy funnyy!:]
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