Hello Kitty Jeans
Seriously, how difficult is it to make a pair of jeans? Apparently, it’s more difficult for Sanrio than for every other clothes manufacturer in the world. Either that or the evil feline wants her fanatic base to be known to each and every person in the world because there is no way in hell that any other person besides a fanatic who would ever be caught in a pair of these. I can state this fact unequivocally even though I’m a man and have no fashion sense. Don’t believe me? Just take a look…
My wife likes them and thinks they give off a “funky and friendly” style. I tend to disagree, and think that a more accurate description of the look is someone walking around in a pair of jeans that has just taken a giant dump. Maybe that is the look Hello Kitty is aiming for. I mean, there is no doubt that she has made plenty of those deposits in my life, and continues to do so to make sure my life always will be thoroughly full of it….
Sent in by Vireya who should have to wear a pair of these jeans each and every day for the rest of her life as punishment for ever thinking that something positive could come from sending these to me…
Posted: December 10th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 44
Comments
#1 Comment from candi
Time: December 10, 2009, 12:27 pm
oh those are hideous!
#2 Comment from Cathy
Time: December 10, 2009, 1:19 pm
Maybe she is trying for the gang member look?
#3 Comment from jenna
Time: December 10, 2009, 1:34 pm
hahahahaha. everything you ever write = hilarious.
#4 Comment from M-
Time: December 10, 2009, 1:37 pm
KILL THEM!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!
#5 Comment from Dafquez
Time: December 10, 2009, 1:39 pm
omg, those are just GROSS!!!
#6 Comment from Eve
Time: December 10, 2009, 2:03 pm
This are horrendous! I would NEVER wear those! I mean who would look good in these?
I’m going to have nightmares now, thanks a lot!
#7 Comment from QT
Time: December 10, 2009, 2:53 pm
oooohhh those are ugliness! 
#8 Comment from Lillian
Time: December 10, 2009, 3:24 pm
eww! so fugly! xD
#9 Comment from SHEENA
Time: December 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
I love kitty but those are horrible!!!!!
#10 Comment from Madame Pika
Time: December 10, 2009, 4:46 pm
As much as I love these jeans, they do look like ‘Hello Kitty Men’s Jeans’ that you will probably be recieving pictures of in your emails soon. ^-^
#11 Comment from random
Time: December 10, 2009, 5:33 pm
where….. can i get these? please email moi
#12 Comment from tiffany
Time: December 10, 2009, 7:00 pm
lets burn it
#13 Comment from Gail
Time: December 10, 2009, 7:34 pm
Ugly ass pants and really stupid shoes! Yes!
#14 Comment from Sheena
Time: December 10, 2009, 9:06 pm
disgustingly ugly i like hello kitty, but i wouldnt be caught dead in these jeans! they are a crime against fashion!
#15 Comment from Liz
Time: December 10, 2009, 9:57 pm
Urg, ugly-ness! You might like this if you never talked face-to-face with another human being. Or if you were one of those people who could make ANYTHING look good. Maybe.
And how attractive is it really to have a giant HK head for a butt?
#16 Comment from Katy
Time: December 11, 2009, 1:08 am
Those r really ugly
#17 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: December 11, 2009, 1:40 am
[Comic Store Guy] Worst jeans ever!!![/end]
The boots would be cute though, teamed with jeans that actually had a decent cut and fit. (Biographical point, my great-grandfather was a tailor, and just why would would anyone make a claim like that if it wasn’t relevant to the subject?)
#18 Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: December 11, 2009, 4:03 am
I love Hello Kitty but saggy arsed jeans….NO!
#19 Comment from Jodie
Time: December 11, 2009, 9:01 am
Oh my gosh those are horrible. The bows are completely unnecessary, and they’re baggier than what my male classmates used to wear when I was in high school.
Those are horrible.
#20 Comment from Christianaaah
Time: December 11, 2009, 8:04 pm
ooh!! I like em!!!!!
Do u know where I can get eM?
#21 Comment from Acton
Time: December 11, 2009, 11:52 pm
I have to agree with the others …FAIL…
#22 Comment from miyachan
Time: December 12, 2009, 1:45 am
BWAHAHAHAHA! These are uglier than my brother’s worn out, baggy, saggy, droopy pair of jeans. These make the model look like she has no butt.
#23 Comment from yeli
Time: December 12, 2009, 7:14 am
gross T_T
#24 Comment from lacy
Time: December 12, 2009, 8:31 am
those look horrible. im a devout hello kitty lover and i would never let my butt be degraded by that. wow…
#25 Comment from random
Time: December 12, 2009, 3:05 pm
can you please email me where to get these xD
#26 Comment from A.
Time: December 12, 2009, 4:13 pm
dear lord those things are ugly…
#27 Comment from Mandy9r
Time: December 14, 2009, 12:42 pm
OMG these are the ugliest pair of pants i have ever seen! Who would want to wear that? They can’t be flattering on anyone!
#28 Comment from flery
Time: December 16, 2009, 10:32 pm
they would be cute if they weren’t so ill-fitting…
#29 Comment from Hawaii Kawaii
Time: December 20, 2009, 11:13 am
OMG, that is really UGLY!!!
#30 Comment from People Who Comment Obsessively On This Site Have No Life
Time: December 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
I have to admit…those are ugly as sh*t. Ha that rhymes.
#31 Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: December 21, 2009, 3:56 pm
*barfs on the crap known as kitty jeans*
#32 Comment from Cherry Winter
Time: December 23, 2009, 4:57 pm
As much as I ADORE Hello Kitty…. these are sooo…. gross.
#33 Comment from Belle
Time: December 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
i wouldnt be caught dead in those! they really do look like somebody just took a dump in them lol
#34 Comment from Rich
Time: January 1, 2010, 10:02 am
Looks like there’s a built-in adult diaper.
#35 Comment from Risa-chan ?
Time: January 13, 2010, 12:12 am
My god…. those must be the ugliest things ive ever seen XD
#36 Comment from Leahler
Time: January 14, 2010, 2:31 pm
I want those jeans soooo bad! I would pay any amount in the world!
The thing is, theyre are so ugly that they actually appeal to me, if anyone has any idea how i can get a pair please tell me.
#37 Comment from CuteLilPumpkin
Time: January 20, 2010, 4:21 am
EWWWWWW!
#38 Comment from Annitta
Time: February 1, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!
These pants are hideous.
Looks like the model is trying to wear her extremely fat brother’s baggy pants,tried(and FAILED) to adjust them to look good in her body.
#39 Comment from Anne
Time: February 20, 2010, 4:41 pm
OMG hilariously horrible. Love your blog!
#40 Comment from Kayla
Time: March 5, 2010, 9:32 pm
The bows on the pockets are really cute, but the butt…is just gross. Period.
Also, Hello Kitty doesn’t look good on some gangsta pants such as those.
#41 Comment from HKH8ER
Time: March 11, 2010, 10:23 pm
Looking like a fool with yo (HK) pants on the ground!!!
#42 Comment from Márcia Medeiros
Time: March 18, 2010, 5:32 am
Jeans the Hello Kitty?
#43 Comment from Megan
Time: March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Limited Edition EVISU HK jeans….
http://www.qqpink.com/2009/08/evisu-x-hello-kitty-limited-edition-jean/
that must be over $100 
#44 Comment from juliette
Time: July 17, 2010, 9:51 am
J’adooooore
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