Hello Kitty Online Theme Song

If there is one thing that the human race absolutely does not need, it is a new Hello Kitty theme song. The fact that the original Hello Kitty theme song is so hideous that it is used by terrorist organizations to break the will of all enemies within minutes goes without saying. This would lead one to assume that if the evil feline did come up with another theme song, it would have to be better. Of course your would be wrong (seriously, just walk away and don’t click — you’ll never know how much you should thank me, but you will retain your sanity):

I could give you 1000 reasons why I will never play Hello Kitty online, but now I don’t have to because the above video does it all for me. For anyone that thinks their life sucks at this moment, just imagine having to listen to the above song intermixed with this (welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell…):

See, life never looked so good, did it?

Sent in by Kelly who should have to listen to these songs 24/7 for the rest of the year as punishment for making them the default theme songs in our house. May your ears feel the pain that mine do…

14 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Online Theme Song

  1. I liked the animation on the ringing telephone, but that was all. Even Badtz-Maru has more charm than that mouthless nonentity that is Hello Kitty.

  2. Hi! Just found your blog through a link that someone emailed me, because they know of my utter distain for all things Hello Kitty.

    Hysterical blog you have here. I’ll definitely be back!

  3. When I started playing the song, two of my cats came running over to the computer, so it must have cat attractant sounds in it. Or they have learned to recognize the words “Hello Kitty” and just got excited about it when I told them it was a Hello Kitty song. Anyway, this song made me happy. Suck it.

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