Hello Kitty Recliner Chair
The people of Sanrio have figured out that if you are delusional enough to want a Hello Kitty TV, then you are probably delusional enough to want to watch that TV while reclining in a Hello Kitty reclining chair.
While most things branded with the evil feline are noting more than useless crap, I personally see this as having a useful purpose, although a terrifying one. Correctional facilities around the country could easily purchase these for all the convicts on death row and simply place them into their cells,. The thought of having to live with such a piece of furniture should cause most of them to have instant heart failure. Those that manage not to have one will be haunted all their days in prison which would undoubtedly be far worse than any crime that they committed. Of course, this can never come to be since anyone with even an ounce of sense can easily see that it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment of the worst kind…which pretty much sums up the entirety of living in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by stacey