Hello Kitty Pierced Navel Rings
I received an anonymous email (not sure that opening them up will be such a good idea in the future) telling me I should show my wife the new Hello Kitty pierced belly button rings they have. My wife, of course, knew that it must be something wonderfully Hello Kitty the minute I let out a depressed moan at the site of them. She was by the computer side before I had a chance to delete the photo.
Now, don’t be fooled into thinking that my wife had come to her senses and didn’t want these. Oh, she wants them because “they are so adorable” and “wouldn’t any woman be cute and sexy wearing that?” But I actually heard the words “I won’t buy those…” (this is the point where I figured I was hallucinating and had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t in a dream) “until I lose some weight…”
Now as any married man knows, this put me in an impossible situation where I was either going to go deeper into Hello Kitty Hell or be sleeping on the couch the rest of the week. The “until I lose weight…” was followed by a long pause waiting for me to answer. I know from vast experience that “No dear, you look perfect.” was the correct answer, but that meant that I may have to look at a Hello Kitty navel ring for the rest of my life. On the other hand, “yes, good idea” meant I would have a lot of lonely nights ahead of me.
Faced with this choice, I did the only thing I could do. I remained silent like a deer frozen in headlights knowing I was doomed either way – which of course was no help because silence automatically gets moved toward the “yes” side.
So as I type this late at night with only the couch, a Hello Kitty pillow and a Hello Kitty blanket to look forward to for what I estimate will be a week, I do take a small bit of solace in the fact that I won’t have to see a Hello Kitty belly button ring…at least for this week…
Posted: August 23rd, 2006 under Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 28
Comments
Comment from mapgirl
Time: August 28, 2006, 6:16 am
I so totally want a belly ring now. I’m not kidding. I love HK. My friends are so going to love this.
I am sure you are sick of hearing ‘kawaii’ all the time. 
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 28, 2006, 8:49 am
I am sure you are sick of hearing ‘kawaii’ all the time
Oh, if the ever put forth a petition to outlaw that word, my name would be the first one on it
Comment from anna
Time: December 9, 2006, 1:42 pm
Wooh! Where can I buy those???
I can understand your pain in being stuck in all that pink and cuteness.. your blog is brilliant.
Comment from Cookie
Time: December 19, 2006, 11:50 am
oh can someone please send me a link or something that actually sells the hello kitty navel rings.. I did look around but didint find anything!! plz plz plz!!! thank you!!!
Comment from Samn Dork
Time: June 1, 2007, 10:09 am
Oh. Dear. God.
Okay, Hello Kitty I can endure. In small doses it can be adorable, but fanatics scare me. REALLY scare me. And belly button rings are gross anyway.
So, something so tacky (because they look like the kind of plastic jewellry you buy in Claires accessories for £2.50) which is also Hello Kitty AND is shoved into someones navel… Ew ew ew ew ew.
Couch > Having to see your wife wearing one of those.
Comment from Sadie
Time: June 4, 2007, 7:08 pm
where can i buy one of these i really love them
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: June 4, 2007, 8:49 pm
where can i buy one of these i really love them
Welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell
Comment from Sadie
Time: June 5, 2007, 2:06 pm
yes i know but i will never see you so why does it matter if i get one or not
please just tell me where to get it
i look everywhere and i can’t find them
please..
Comment from SEXY
Time: June 8, 2007, 9:30 pm
I OLOVE IT
Comment from saprincess18
Time: September 11, 2007, 2:36 pm
They’re soooo pretty!!
Where cann i buy em at?
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: September 11, 2007, 4:52 pm
Where cann i buy em at?
It isn’t going to happen. Welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell
Comment from Ashley
Time: October 17, 2007, 3:39 pm
these are so hot. i think i might have my uncle custom make me one. but where did you get yours at?
Comment from BaBEs
Time: October 29, 2007, 6:42 pm
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want THAT I LOVE HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS SOOOO CUTERS
Comment from alee
Time: December 1, 2007, 7:02 pm
these are adorablee! where can i buy themm?
Comment from Moongypsysc
Time: January 1, 2008, 12:12 pm
I love these! I really find your blog awesome! I like Hello Kitty and I’m 40 LOL Really haven’t figured it out yet but I did buy a clear see through glow in the dark hello kitty bag that I haven’t even used. It was just I dunno… Had to be bought!
Keep up the good work!!!
Comment from kail
Time: March 12, 2008, 12:49 pm
i want this soo badd
Comment from goth baby♥
Time: March 31, 2008, 5:34 pm
I think that Hello Kitty is possitivly adorable!!! And sp are belly button rings!!! so the combo is fab!!!
Comment from CerryLips
Time: April 4, 2008, 1:17 pm
oh boy … me and my boyfriend just went over this and we feel so sorry for you! I personally like HK but this is just ridiculous haha … greatest story ever! because it’s so true
Comment from kristen
Time: April 19, 2008, 8:29 am
i love hello kitty!!!
i want those bely utton rings NOW
Comment from Claire.
Time: May 17, 2008, 11:58 am
OMG ! I love hello kitty but belly rings.. too far. Its cute and pretty scene were I come from but no-one takes it aas far as people I japan do, too much is tackyy. =]
Comment from Sakura
Time: May 19, 2008, 8:50 pm
You poor thing! *glomp* I’m so sorry but you and your wife are truly hilarious! To bad you don’t have your own reality show or something. 
Comment from alyssia
Time: June 11, 2008, 4:56 pm
i want one so bad
Comment from sarah
Time: June 26, 2008, 8:45 am
Well i want to get my belly done but i was wondering does it hurt alot?
Comment from Sooni
Time: June 27, 2008, 8:25 pm
my mom is obsessed with hello kitty and for her birthday i’m paying for her to get her belly button pierced. so where online might i be able to purchase this adorable piece of body jewelry?
Comment from Shelley
Time: July 3, 2008, 5:31 pm
I want one for my bellybutton. I would then need to find something HK for my nipple piercings to match as well. Oh yeah and sarah if you have to ask if piercing something will hurt then you don’t need to get pierced. I have been pierced 25 times and I loved each needle.
Comment from Sara
Time: January 20, 2009, 5:34 pm
where can i but one of those belly button rings like the one’s displayed on your homepage?????????????
Comment from Samantha
Time: March 31, 2009, 11:50 pm
I want one for my navel!! I’ve been trying to find a Hello Kitty one for my navel, but the ones I come across are quite ugly. :[
Comment from Ellie
Time: July 6, 2009, 12:47 pm
OMG The way you talk is so incredibly funny. Yes I love Hello Kitty probably just as much as your wife, but wow the way you word things is so humorus. I love hello kitty hell. Thank you for keeping my life amused.
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