Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Nicole Carina
Time: February 16, 2007, 10:12 pm

That’s ok, I’ve got some Hello Kitty-ness to share!

I found an etsy store that sells Hello Kitty YARN! If your wife (or any other reader) knits she can buy hand spun yarn from this girl, I’ve already bought some myself.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=8859

(sorry dude, us crazy Hello Kitty addicts gotta stick together)

Comment from IS
Time: February 16, 2007, 11:08 pm

well you an a-hole…not sharing where to get these items!

Comment from ellen
Time: February 16, 2007, 11:09 pm

I don’t know what it is with your site, it somehow fuels the obsession. At first i though it was just me, but after reading other people’s posts its obvious it affects other Hello Kitty fans the same way.

Comment from ellen
Time: February 16, 2007, 11:10 pm

Hello Kitty would not approve of calling someone an a-hole!

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 17, 2007, 1:30 am

well you an a-hole…not sharing where to get these items!

wow, that’s the Hello Kitty spirit

Comment from Hello Kitty Fan
Time: February 17, 2007, 8:20 am

i love hello kitty but i still love your site anyway.. kinda funny. my husband also can’t stand hello kitty ;P

Comment from Leemy
Time: February 17, 2007, 8:53 am

It’s okay, if you don’t tell us, the more we will bug and send you random hello kitty stuff we find (this little hello kitty fan has an evilshish side to her when she lacks HK) :), I love your site :). Oh yeah, look at these hello kitty shoes, some are cute, but some are over the top, you should show them to your wife:
http://www.thefutureinc.com/Sanrio’s_Hello_Kitty_shoes.htm
and if you ever have a little girl you can have a nursery that looks like this
http://www.stinkybaby.com/lambs-and-ivy/pics/hello-kitty-lambs-and-ivy-baby-bedding.jpg
cute isn’t it? However there is one hello kitty item I don’t think i approve of (besides the Hk vibrator)
http://strapya.typepad.com/photos/kawaii_keitai_strap_colle/29ktperosary.jpg
This is really cute (but not really hello kitty)
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/213500/213734JoQN_w.jpg
oh yeah, and this i reallly don’t approve of (so sad)
http://www.djspyhunter.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/paris_hello_kitty.jpg

Comment from Mime Jr.
Time: February 17, 2007, 9:36 am

Wow. Leemy is evil hahahahahaha.

Anyway, I suppose you’re right with not wanting to share all your Hello Kitty with us. It’s okay, I know you just want to keep it all to yourself (JK). I love your site! And I should send you a picture of Hello Kitty buses when I get the chance to… >D

Comment from equinox
Time: February 17, 2007, 12:54 pm

I thought I read that Kitty DOES have a mouth? that it’s hidden by her fur? but was in one episode of the cartoon??

Comment from Shayna
Time: February 17, 2007, 3:32 pm

You know, your site can be funny, but there is no need to be MEAN.
I will find those shoes if I have to ship myself in a box to Japan.

Comment from ~Dawn
Time: February 17, 2007, 5:20 pm

ROTFL!!

Comment from ojuang
Time: February 17, 2007, 6:15 pm

If Hello Kitty has no mouth, why would she need an a-hole?

Comment from Leemy
Time: February 17, 2007, 6:47 pm

I’m sorry hello kitty man, But I really have to post this one, It’s really funny (sorry, this one may be too much)
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k123/tin_niquee/hellokitty.jpg

sanrio:”Hello Kitty speaks from her heart. She is Sanrio’s ambassador to the world who isn’t bound to one certain language.”

Comment from bubblemui
Time: February 18, 2007, 9:03 am

Hello, Hello Kitty Man (sorry I don’t know your name How can you not expect this to happen when you’re writing this entire blog about Hello Kitty (@__@) Come on, come on~~The more you don’t tell, the more emails and comments you’re going to be getting. Hello Kitties will be talking to you day and night……..!!!!

Leemy–I think that pict is too much…even for myself being a crazy HK fan. I think Kitty Man is going to faint and close up this blog soon. >D

Comment from claire
Time: February 21, 2007, 6:07 am

r u sure u hate hello kitty? or r u trying to fake that u HATE hello kitty, but really LOVE it??? because if i hated something i wouldn’t waste my time to dedicate a website talking about how crappy it is.

Comment from Chad
Time: March 4, 2007, 4:44 am

I know this Hello Kitty Thing must bug you but why not capitolize on it by at least publishing your wifes site or running a banner ad. With this much traffic you could easily increase her income. Hell or not it can help pay the bills.

Comment from jdsknight
Time: March 7, 2007, 5:04 pm

Please Please don’t tell them. I feel your pain in Hello Kitty Hell, and agree with you not telling 100,000,000.00%. It has to have some checks to balance this fanaticism that is running rampant. As I see it, the day “Hello Kitty Hell� discloses its plethora of Hello Kitty shopping information. That is the day “Hello Kitty Hell� increases by a factor of 100, leaving nothing but “Hello Kitty Hell�.

Thanks

Comment from Erin
Time: March 12, 2007, 9:03 am

Oh Lord. I’m so sorry! I’m female and loathe not only hello kitty but all her little horrible friends. Don’t give out the info please!

Comment from Mary Wallace
Time: April 3, 2007, 9:05 am

Great Website!

The bit about Hello Kitty having no mouth has such an allegorical ring to it. It reminds of Harlan Ellison’s book of wonderful (but very creepy) short stories, titled “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream!” Sounds just like HKH…

Comment from Meg
Time: April 6, 2007, 9:20 am

Don’t worry. We’ll find them on our own. But meanwhile, keep sending Hello Kitty pictures! There was no reason to approach this like an asshole, but he did anyway.. so it’s going to backfire. Torture him with pictures!

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: April 6, 2007, 9:30 am

rofl - Hello Kitty fanatics love my site, but start calling me names when I won’t help them (hint: have you read any of my posts?). Maybe there is justice in Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from sparkle66
Time: May 3, 2007, 2:06 pm

your wife must really thank you for being so supportive, i bet she spends tons of money (maybe yours) on hello kitty shit (i am an addict, myself) left to my own devices, i would probably make a house devoted to hello kitty (oh wait they have already done that: http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/album/552908602IRcseZ) but yeah it would be nice if you shared the sources of the wonderfully ironic and post-modern cultist culture icon that is The Hello Kitty, but i do understand where you are coming from!

Comment from Pami Jane
Time: May 12, 2007, 4:52 pm

You are too funny! I voted to save Hello Kitty, and I want to win it…hehehe. I noticed the vote number in the poll didn’t change, this isn’t rigged is it? You sound so determined to smash the lil darlin’. What did she do to you? I will be back to read some more soon. You seem to be a sagaciouly aware and articulate guy. I like that in a person. Blessings to you and your wife, Pami

Comment from SARAH
Time: June 1, 2007, 6:46 pm

GO HK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comment from Megan
Time: June 11, 2007, 12:06 am

I have to ask..
whats your house like?
is there a room for her hello kitty merchanndise or..
is it around the place?
every corner you turn?
every step you take?
is it watching you?
i often wonder.

Comment from .::karma::.
Time: June 24, 2007, 5:46 pm

weather you like it or not hello kitty has taken over nearlly all the world! hahahhhahahaaha, and i dont think one small man like you could stop it! lol not to be rude or any thing…lol

Comment from TechSupport
Time: June 27, 2007, 12:02 pm

OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT ! ! ! !

I’m a Kitty fan and deserve a kick in the nuts for it and here it is!!

I dug the Converse and looked everywhere for a pair and NO LUCK.

Reading the hate mail other fans send you is GREAT!!

Man what a bunch of sniveling sissies we are.

Keep up the good work. Tantalizing us is murder! ! !

Comment from Dalvinha
Time: June 28, 2007, 7:38 pm

Hahahahahahhaa that was the best answer!

Comment from Melissa
Time: July 5, 2007, 3:09 pm

You are the biggest jerk I have ever met in my entire life!! If I ever get my hands on some of those noodles, I’m gonna boil those suckers and then track you down and throw them right in your obnoxious face, you creep! I’m glad you’re sick of all that hello kitty stuff. I’m glad your wife makes you put up with it. GOOD!! Do the whole world a favor and pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow!! LOOSER!

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 5, 2007, 3:53 pm

You are the biggest jerk I have ever met in my entire life!! If I ever get my hands on some of those noodles, I’m gonna boil those suckers and then track you down and throw them right in your obnoxious face, you creep! I’m glad you’re sick of all that hello kitty stuff. I’m glad your wife makes you put up with it. GOOD!! Do the whole world a favor and pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow!! LOOSER!

Wow Melissa, that is certainly the Hello Kitty spirit. You might want to have a nice long chat with Hello Kitty about that pent up anger problem

Comment from Melissa
Time: July 5, 2007, 9:24 pm

Do they make Hello Kitty Prozac?

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 5, 2007, 9:40 pm

Do they make Hello Kitty Prozac?

After reading this thread, I think the people at Sanrio are hurriedly making contacts to negotiate the creation of it. There is obviously a need for it that isn’t being met

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Time: July 8, 2007, 8:26 am

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Comment from Cecilia
Time: July 11, 2007, 4:03 pm

You must really love your wife…or sanrio shoud hire u

Comment from klakitty
Time: August 5, 2007, 7:57 am

hi .. 2 all tha hk lovers (likeeee me ) i have evrything from bed spread 2 candy.. i wanna meet ur wife hk mann hahah !! im soo excited lol ..

buh guess wat ??

any ov ur items ur mentioning i bet i can find them lol !!

Comment from Kitsunenutter
Time: August 8, 2007, 4:33 pm

Those fanatics… they’re a bit dense aren’t they?
They’re reading a blog.. devoted to the hatred of Hello Kitty, and they expect you to tell them where to find it.
*gasp*
Psst.
Do they realise you’re a MAN?
And that men and HK don’t mix?

Comment from Mimi
Time: August 23, 2007, 7:35 pm

you know, i don’t hate you for it. yeah, i’m a HK fan, but not a fanatic, so i can appreciate both sides. :3

if i had to live like you (in an environment that drove me mad), i think i would go out of my way not to contribute to others’ obsessions, too. xD

Comment from lame
Time: August 23, 2007, 9:35 pm

who the hell wants hello kitty yarn?
oh yayaya now i can knit my own HK shoes.
:]

Comment from Maddie
Time: September 8, 2007, 10:12 am

ok…i’ve just found this site becuase I was searching for Converse, and found that GOD-AWFUL HelloKitty pair. Who the HELL would buy those???
Stupid thing to say, I suppose, with all the HelloKitty lovers above this comment.
So anyway. Let me get this straight. You, obviously, hate Hello Kitty. But the amount of times you mention your wife. Is she like a number 1 fan?? And have EVERYTHING HelloKitty, from what I can tell???
Ahahahahahaha. No offence, but i feel so sorry for you.
It could be worse. I don’t know how, but it could be =]

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Comment from soysauce
Time: September 13, 2007, 5:35 pm

Hi i just stumbled across this website while checking out HK stuff to buy for my daughter, and i think its highlarious!!!! i’ve never known anyone who hates something so much to put so much energy into the very thing that they hate lol! well have fun tormenting and I hope everyone else out there will find their desired items…

Comment from Hirosaki
Time: September 20, 2007, 5:06 am

You say : “I live in Hello Kitty Hell so there is absolutely no way I am going to spend any of my time searching, looking or even telling you where you can find any of the Hello Kitty stuff my wife locates”.

Well, if you consider that you don’t have any time to spend in answering questions about how to find Hello Kitty items, how could you find time to make a blog and feed it quiet frequently ? I think you are becoming addicted to!
So please don’t make us believe that you live in Hell because of that. You spend a lot of time in this blog, even if the information simply comes to you and you don’t have to look at it, it takes a while to look at your e-mails, answer to trackbacks, and type an article on each item you found…
I think you are simply feeding your bigger “fear”.
At least, thanks to your blog I can entertain by discovering new items. So just for that : THANK YOU.

Comment from Isabelle
Time: September 24, 2007, 8:15 pm

I like your tenacity in not sharing. I have a fruitcake blog because I like fruitcake, and I do not believe in taking the bait or sinking to the level of the fruitcake-hater. Right on, man. Stick to your guns.

Comment from Elaine
Time: October 14, 2007, 12:00 pm

I SOOOO want the AK-47 Hello Kitty. The AK-47 is my most favorite weapon and to have it in Hello Kitty would be so delightful. I would get a group of my friends together and we could have a “ladies semi-automatic Hello Kitty Evening.” Ah, to be with my own kind….
Thank you for your most informative site. I am now searching for a Hello Kitty AK-47 here in the US.

Comment from Riina
Time: October 23, 2007, 9:44 am

Oh no… I think must have that jacket, or just take a look at it (the hello kitty leather jacket), but cant find it.
Can someone help me? Either to gett me out of my HK addiction , or to find that jacket! O.o

Comment from Elaine
Time: October 23, 2007, 11:52 am

I have had no luck finding my AK-47 in the US. This is very very sad. I will pester more people.

Comment from Hannah
Time: October 24, 2007, 9:32 am

Dude, I’m a chick and I can see where you’re coming from. I’m not a big fan of these characters you see on this girly stuff. Tinkerbell’s right up there with Hello Kitty in my book >.<. I love your articles and my fiancee does to. Keep fighting the good fight! lol

Comment from Hannah
Time: October 24, 2007, 9:41 am

Also wanted to note how obnoixiously aborable it is that HK fanatics refuse to use stronger language than a-hole and jerk. The threaten to torture you with pictures or bug you like the immature children they really are.

NO OFFENSE TO THE POLITE HK FANTATICS-We need more people like you in the world who can tolerate a little disagreement. ^.^

It takes all kinds people. And Kudos to you for sharing your frustration dude.

Also to the frustrated fanatics-Google, Ebay, and toy store sites all have search >.<

Comment from Keele_Zeibel
Time: November 8, 2007, 4:37 am

LOL. This has been one funny blog. Although I’m a bit of a Hello Kitty Lover– I never had gone extreme about it because I’d rather spend my money on game consoles. Most of my Hello Kitty stuff were just gifts and my plush collection were McDonald’s freebies that my relatives also gave to me. I just like looking at the stuff though.

After looking at some of the merchandise posted here, I just couldn’t help but scratch my head… Sanrio really is pretty desperate about money. I could predict your wife is a frequent customer in the Hello Kitty Cafe if there was ever one near you.

Congrats, I think you made me not like Hello Kitty as much anymore. ^^

P.S. To those Hello Kitty fanatics out there, the search bar is always your friend. Lol.

Comment from Elaine
Time: November 8, 2007, 7:47 am

Does anyone know where I can get a HK AK-47 in the US? Now that I have seen the HK version I no longer want to play with my plain black one….

Comment from Jillian
Time: November 13, 2007, 3:19 am

Im still wondering why you married your wife in the first place. Or did she become obsessed with hello kitty AFTER the fact. Or did she hide it from you until you couldnt get away.

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 13, 2007, 4:44 am

Im still wondering why you married your wife in the first place. Or did she become obsessed with hello kitty AFTER the fact. Or did she hide it from you until you couldnt get away.

The Hello Kitty Hell Beginning

Comment from ~HKFAN~
Time: November 14, 2007, 9:46 am

since you want to be a jerk, i want to ….. wrap you up and take you for a ride…..lol…… >.<

Comment from Hkitty383
Time: November 24, 2007, 7:25 pm

EVERYONE! I have alot of these stuff. The instant noddles,
the shoes, the golf balls, alot! I get them from China, or
mostly i get them from this store in China that keeps contact
with Sanrio. Sorry, people who live in US, you cant really buy
REAL hello kitty stuff. In us, you can buy hk cellphones,
but in China, you can get HELLO KITTY IPHONES.(i have one)

Comment from Elaine
Time: November 25, 2007, 10:18 am

sadly, I have only found AK-47 kits and already assembled semi-automatics from Eastern Europe, none with HK logo and all in sparkles. This just makes my desire stronger. To play with a new HK toy would make for a very fun filled evening. Just putting a HK set of stickers on my AK-47 is not the same thing. Is anyone out there able to tell me where I can get my very own HK-AK-47 in the US?

Comment from Tori
Time: December 8, 2007, 8:37 pm

Psh. I love both your comments on things, and your wife’s obsession with Hello Kitty myself. I wouldnt deck myself out in it. x) but hey, I love it myself.

Shush to all you people saying, “He’s an a-hole” for not telling where Hello Kitty are here on his site.

My words to you: LOOK HARDER

Comment from Emily I.
Time: December 10, 2007, 1:40 pm

I totally agree with everything you have to say. Some people are just plain crazy.. cutting HK on their arm??? I like Hk but there is definately a limit on how far you can go and that is WAY too far. You are now offically one of my favorite people I love to read your blogs!

Comment from TheXMan
Time: December 29, 2007, 3:50 pm

In Ireland, she is known as Hell O’Kitty !

Comment from Cake
Time: January 3, 2008, 12:06 pm

when i saw the picture of the person with hk carved int their arm
i was almost sick
i mean
i LOVE hello kitty
but thats just wrong
D:

i think
you should put more pics of your home up
and maybe let your wife do a blog

Comment from Zero Tachikoma
Time: January 19, 2008, 10:22 am

Thankyou so very much for your blog. I’m so damn sick of people slapping cutesy little animal pictures on everything and then going mental over how special it is.
Also, ahem…

“I am Hello Kitty of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

(Just thought that was kind of appropriate, considering the amount of crap with HK on it)

Comment from roselaring
Time: January 24, 2008, 3:45 pm

this site and all the stuff u pst makes me think ur truly a hk fan…lol

Comment from HEREAREYOURCONVERSE
Time: February 3, 2008, 4:00 am

DO NOT WHINE. THEY ARE REAL. NOW YOU MUST GO FIND HOW TO PURCHASE THEM. YOU’RE WELCOME.

And there is no need to be psycho over Hello Kitty items. If HK is the center of your universe then you can spend hours trying to find items rather than being immature and wishing death.

Comment from Skylar
Time: February 3, 2008, 8:18 pm

This man, though witty and completely hilarious, isn’t very bright.

Has he not seen the ad bordering nearly all of his blog-pages?

It reads:
“rare and fun hello kitty products from japan”

enjoy, fellow HK fans!
This man can’t keep us down!

Comment from Mia
Time: February 11, 2008, 7:19 am

I view this as a good samaritan service to all human beings across the world on my part so they don’t have to look at even more Hello Kitty - and especially to any significant others you may have. I bet they would even pay me for this service.

Oh, good. We’d hate to think you were being melodramatic or something.

And Whiny Hello Kitty fans- get over it. It’s obvious that this site is meant to make fun of HK, not to sell anything. Haven’t you ever heard of google?

P.S. I found the shoes. HA!

Comment from Shoshana
Time: February 12, 2008, 9:26 pm

I did own a hello kitty waffle maker. I only bought it because it’s on clearance and the price is very cheap. Also, the waffle size? Small enough so my butt doesn’t grow if I eat a few of them.

Comment from i find this hilarious
Time: February 14, 2008, 4:09 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comment from Freeman25
Time: February 15, 2008, 8:06 pm

I fully supports this website, as me myself is not a Hello Kitty fan. I don’t really understand how come this big head with no mouth kitty can create such a fanatic around the world.
And now I am really glad that there are someone who really share my opinion about Hello kitty. I really hope that more people would join in to share their hatred for hello kitty.

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Comment from Chrissi
Time: February 28, 2008, 3:40 pm

I think your obsession with hating Hello Kitty is just as weird as the obsession people have with her.

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Comment from Lauren-Marie
Time: March 26, 2008, 9:22 pm

So I get that you don’t want to be bothered with questions on where to buy certain items or looking for them or whatever and I would never dream of even asking you, but I was wondering if maybe I could email your wife who seems to love hello kitty because I do have one question for her. I really hope you wouldn’t mind that one favor but I won’t be malicious or angry if you decline. Thanks.

Comment from brenda
Time: April 3, 2008, 9:01 am

This is so weird……. and since im here i guess i am too?

Comment from larry
Time: April 4, 2008, 4:11 pm

IF YOU LIKE HELLO KITTY WHY THE #*% ARE YOU ON THIS GLORIOUS SITE OPOSING HELLO KITTY.

IF YOU ASK ME AND I DON’T CARE IF YOU DIDN’T THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF HELO KITTY SHOULD BE PUT IN GILITINES SO THERE BRAINS CAN BE EXAMED BY SCIENTISTS OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE ASSASINATED LIKE JFK SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO DID IT.

Comment from lauren-Marie
Time: April 5, 2008, 9:54 am

Well the thing is even if people do like hello kitty this site is incredibly entertaining, the commentaries on the photos of the most ridiculous items are hilarious and even if someone likes hello kitty doesnt mean they want all the incredibly ridiculous items posted on this website. So instead of yelling and screaming at people who like hello kitty and enjoy this site why dont you just find something better to do with your time and ignore comments that bother you and just enjoy the site for what it is. Yelling at people about liking this site and hello kitty is ridiculous and incredibly childish.

Comment from Kathryn
Time: April 16, 2008, 5:06 pm

I’m a hello kitty fan, and I find your site awesome and entertaining… I wonder if my husband feels the same way? Probably, eh? Haha

Comment from leankha
Time: May 7, 2008, 12:03 pm

i am sorry you are in hell. but your site is really amusing.

Comment from Nozomi
Time: May 8, 2008, 12:30 pm

I came across your site looking for a Hello Kitty Casket and saw the tombstone. I’m sorry your living in Hell, have you thought of starting your own collection? Porn, Comic books, video games are a few i think of.

And to the people looking to the hello kitty items most of it seems to me to be from Japan or China. Just look thats the fun part, you may even find something you didn’t think to look for.

A HK fan that really loves your site.