Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from Nicole Carina
Time: February 16, 2007, 10:12 pm

That’s ok, I’ve got some Hello Kitty-ness to share!

I found an etsy store that sells Hello Kitty YARN! If your wife (or any other reader) knits she can buy hand spun yarn from this girl, I’ve already bought some myself.

(sorry dude, us crazy Hello Kitty addicts gotta stick together)

#2 Comment from IS
Time: February 16, 2007, 11:08 pm

well you an a-hole…not sharing where to get these items!

#3 Comment from ellen
Time: February 16, 2007, 11:09 pm

I don’t know what it is with your site, it somehow fuels the obsession. At first i though it was just me, but after reading other people’s posts its obvious it affects other Hello Kitty fans the same way.

#4 Comment from ellen
Time: February 16, 2007, 11:10 pm

Hello Kitty would not approve of calling someone an a-hole!

#5 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 17, 2007, 1:30 am

well you an a-hole not sharing where to get these items!

wow, that’s the Hello Kitty spirit

#6 Comment from Hello Kitty Fan
Time: February 17, 2007, 8:20 am

i love hello kitty but i still love your site anyway.. kinda funny. my husband also can’t stand hello kitty ;P

#7 Comment from Leemy
Time: February 17, 2007, 8:53 am

It’s okay, if you don’t tell us, the more we will bug and send you random hello kitty stuff we find (this little hello kitty fan has an evilshish side to her when she lacks HK) , I love your site . Oh yeah, look at these hello kitty shoes, some are cute, but some are over the top, you should show them to your wife

#8 Comment from Mime Jr.
Time: February 17, 2007, 9:36 am

Wow. Leemy is evil hahahahahaha.

Anyway, I suppose you’re right with not wanting to share all your Hello Kitty with us. It’s okay, I know you just want to keep it all to yourself (JK). I love your site! And I should send you a picture of Hello Kitty buses when I get the chance to… >D

#9 Comment from equinox
Time: February 17, 2007, 12:54 pm

I thought I read that Kitty DOES have a mouth? that it’s hidden by her fur? but was in one episode of the cartoon??

#10 Comment from Shayna
Time: February 17, 2007, 3:32 pm

You know, your site can be funny, but there is no need to be MEAN.
I will find those shoes if I have to ship myself in a box to Japan.

#11 Comment from ~Dawn
Time: February 17, 2007, 5:20 pm

ROTFL!!

#12 Comment from ojuang
Time: February 17, 2007, 6:15 pm

If Hello Kitty has no mouth, why would she need an a-hole?

#13 Comment from Leemy
Time: February 17, 2007, 6:47 pm

I’m sorry hello kitty man, But I really have to post this one, It’s really funny (sorry, this one may be too much)
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k123/tin_niquee/hellokitty.jpg

sanrio:”Hello Kitty speaks from her heart. She is Sanrio’s ambassador to the world who isn’t bound to one certain language.”

#14 Comment from bubblemui
Time: February 18, 2007, 9:03 am

Hello, Hello Kitty Man (sorry I don’t know your name How can you not expect this to happen when you’re writing this entire blog about Hello Kitty (@__@) Come on, come on~~The more you don’t tell, the more emails and comments you’re going to be getting. Hello Kitties will be talking to you day and night……..!!!!

Leemy–I think that pict is too much…even for myself being a crazy HK fan. I think Kitty Man is going to faint and close up this blog soon. >D

#15 Comment from claire
Time: February 21, 2007, 6:07 am

r u sure u hate hello kitty? or r u trying to fake that u HATE hello kitty, but really LOVE it??? because if i hated something i wouldn’t waste my time to dedicate a website talking about how crappy it is.

#16 Comment from Chad
Time: March 4, 2007, 4:44 am

I know this Hello Kitty Thing must bug you but why not capitolize on it by at least publishing your wifes site or running a banner ad. With this much traffic you could easily increase her income. Hell or not it can help pay the bills.

#17 Comment from jdsknight
Time: March 7, 2007, 5:04 pm

Please Please don’t tell them. I feel your pain in Hello Kitty Hell, and agree with you not telling 100,000,000.00%. It has to have some checks to balance this fanaticism that is running rampant. As I see it, the day “Hello Kitty Hell� discloses its plethora of Hello Kitty shopping information. That is the day “Hello Kitty Hell� increases by a factor of 100, leaving nothing but “Hello Kitty Hell�.

Thanks

#18 Comment from Erin
Time: March 12, 2007, 9:03 am

Oh Lord. I’m so sorry! I’m female and loathe not only hello kitty but all her little horrible friends. Don’t give out the info please!

#19 Comment from Mary Wallace
Time: April 3, 2007, 9:05 am

Great Website!

The bit about Hello Kitty having no mouth has such an allegorical ring to it. It reminds of Harlan Ellison’s book of wonderful (but very creepy) short stories, titled “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream!” Sounds just like HKH…

#20 Comment from Meg
Time: April 6, 2007, 9:20 am

Don’t worry. We’ll find them on our own. But meanwhile, keep sending Hello Kitty pictures! There was no reason to approach this like an asshole, but he did anyway.. so it’s going to backfire. Torture him with pictures!

#21 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: April 6, 2007, 9:30 am

rofl – Hello Kitty fanatics love my site, but start calling me names when I won’t help them (hint: have you read any of my posts?). Maybe there is justice in Hello Kitty Hell

#22 Comment from sparkle66
Time: May 3, 2007, 2:06 pm

your wife must really thank you for being so supportive, i bet she spends tons of money (maybe yours) on hello kitty shit (i am an addict, myself) left to my own devices, i would probably make a house devoted to hello kitty (oh wait they have already done that: http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/album/552908602IRcseZ) but yeah it would be nice if you shared the sources of the wonderfully ironic and post-modern cultist culture icon that is The Hello Kitty, but i do understand where you are coming from!

#23 Comment from Pami Jane
Time: May 12, 2007, 4:52 pm

You are too funny! I voted to save Hello Kitty, and I want to win it…hehehe. I noticed the vote number in the poll didn’t change, this isn’t rigged is it? You sound so determined to smash the lil darlin’. What did she do to you? I will be back to read some more soon. You seem to be a sagaciouly aware and articulate guy. I like that in a person. Blessings to you and your wife, Pami

#24 Comment from SARAH
Time: June 1, 2007, 6:46 pm

GO HK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#25 Pingback from Hello Kitty Saved Update: Hello Kitty Hell
Time: June 9, 2007, 6:57 am

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#26 Comment from Megan
Time: June 11, 2007, 12:06 am

I have to ask..
whats your house like?
is there a room for her hello kitty merchanndise or..
is it around the place?
every corner you turn?
every step you take?
is it watching you?
i often wonder.

#27 Comment from .::karma::.
Time: June 24, 2007, 5:46 pm

weather you like it or not hello kitty has taken over nearlly all the world! hahahhhahahaaha, and i dont think one small man like you could stop it! lol not to be rude or any thing…lol

#28 Comment from TechSupport
Time: June 27, 2007, 12:02 pm

OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT ! ! ! !

I’m a Kitty fan and deserve a kick in the nuts for it and here it is!!

I dug the Converse and looked everywhere for a pair and NO LUCK.

Reading the hate mail other fans send you is GREAT!!

Man what a bunch of sniveling sissies we are.

Keep up the good work. Tantalizing us is murder! ! !

#29 Comment from Dalvinha
Time: June 28, 2007, 7:38 pm

Hahahahahahhaa that was the best answer!

#30 Comment from Melissa
Time: July 5, 2007, 3:09 pm

You are the biggest jerk I have ever met in my entire life!! If I ever get my hands on some of those noodles, I’m gonna boil those suckers and then track you down and throw them right in your obnoxious face, you creep! I’m glad you’re sick of all that hello kitty stuff. I’m glad your wife makes you put up with it. GOOD!! Do the whole world a favor and pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow!! LOOSER!

#31 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 5, 2007, 3:53 pm

You are the biggest jerk I have ever met in my entire life!! If I ever get my hands on some of those noodles, I’m gonna boil those suckers and then track you down and throw them right in your obnoxious face, you creep! I’m glad you’re sick of all that hello kitty stuff. I’m glad your wife makes you put up with it. GOOD!! Do the whole world a favor and pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow!! LOOSER!

Wow Melissa, that is certainly the Hello Kitty spirit. You might want to have a nice long chat with Hello Kitty about that pent up anger problem

#32 Comment from Melissa
Time: July 5, 2007, 9:24 pm

Do they make Hello Kitty Prozac?

#33 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 5, 2007, 9:40 pm

Do they make Hello Kitty Prozac?

After reading this thread, I think the people at Sanrio are hurriedly making contacts to negotiate the creation of it. There is obviously a need for it that isn’t being met

#34 Pingback from Hello Kitty Whiners: Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 8, 2007, 8:26 am

[...] appears that there is a group of Hello Kitty fanatics that don’t like me because I don’t tell readers where to find the Hello Kitty items on my site. They write me emails (and sometimes leave comments) telling me what a horribly awful person I am. [...]

#35 Comment from Cecilia
Time: July 11, 2007, 4:03 pm

You must really love your wife…or sanrio shoud hire u

#36 Comment from klakitty
Time: August 5, 2007, 7:57 am

hi .. 2 all tha hk lovers (likeeee me ) i have evrything from bed spread 2 candy.. i wanna meet ur wife hk mann hahah !! im soo excited lol ..

buh guess wat ??

any ov ur items ur mentioning i bet i can find them lol !!

#37 Comment from Kitsunenutter
Time: August 8, 2007, 4:33 pm

Those fanatics… they’re a bit dense aren’t they?
They’re reading a blog.. devoted to the hatred of Hello Kitty, and they expect you to tell them where to find it.
*gasp*
Psst.
Do they realise you’re a MAN?
And that men and HK don’t mix?

#38 Comment from Mimi
Time: August 23, 2007, 7:35 pm

you know, i don’t hate you for it. yeah, i’m a HK fan, but not a fanatic, so i can appreciate both sides. :3

if i had to live like you (in an environment that drove me mad), i think i would go out of my way not to contribute to others’ obsessions, too. xD

#39 Comment from lame
Time: August 23, 2007, 9:35 pm

who the hell wants hello kitty yarn?
oh yayaya now i can knit my own HK shoes.
:]

#40 Comment from Maddie
Time: September 8, 2007, 10:12 am

ok…i’ve just found this site becuase I was searching for Converse, and found that GOD-AWFUL HelloKitty pair. Who the HELL would buy those???
Stupid thing to say, I suppose, with all the HelloKitty lovers above this comment.
So anyway. Let me get this straight. You, obviously, hate Hello Kitty. But the amount of times you mention your wife. Is she like a number 1 fan?? And have EVERYTHING HelloKitty, from what I can tell???
Ahahahahahaha. No offence, but i feel so sorry for you.
It could be worse. I don’t know how, but it could be =]

#41 Pingback from Hello Kitty Devoted Boyfriend: Hello Kitty Hell
Time: September 12, 2007, 12:01 am

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#42 Comment from soysauce
Time: September 13, 2007, 5:35 pm

Hi i just stumbled across this website while checking out HK stuff to buy for my daughter, and i think its highlarious!!!! i’ve never known anyone who hates something so much to put so much energy into the very thing that they hate lol! well have fun tormenting and I hope everyone else out there will find their desired items…

#43 Comment from Hirosaki
Time: September 20, 2007, 5:06 am

You say : “I live in Hello Kitty Hell so there is absolutely no way I am going to spend any of my time searching, looking or even telling you where you can find any of the Hello Kitty stuff my wife locates”.

Well, if you consider that you don’t have any time to spend in answering questions about how to find Hello Kitty items, how could you find time to make a blog and feed it quiet frequently ? I think you are becoming addicted to!
So please don’t make us believe that you live in Hell because of that. You spend a lot of time in this blog, even if the information simply comes to you and you don’t have to look at it, it takes a while to look at your e-mails, answer to trackbacks, and type an article on each item you found…
I think you are simply feeding your bigger “fear”.
At least, thanks to your blog I can entertain by discovering new items. So just for that : THANK YOU.

#44 Comment from Isabelle
Time: September 24, 2007, 8:15 pm

I like your tenacity in not sharing. I have a fruitcake blog because I like fruitcake, and I do not believe in taking the bait or sinking to the level of the fruitcake-hater. Right on, man. Stick to your guns.

#45 Comment from Elaine
Time: October 14, 2007, 12:00 pm

I SOOOO want the AK-47 Hello Kitty. The AK-47 is my most favorite weapon and to have it in Hello Kitty would be so delightful. I would get a group of my friends together and we could have a “ladies semi-automatic Hello Kitty Evening.” Ah, to be with my own kind….
Thank you for your most informative site. I am now searching for a Hello Kitty AK-47 here in the US.

#46 Comment from Riina
Time: October 23, 2007, 9:44 am

Oh no… I think must have that jacket, or just take a look at it (the hello kitty leather jacket), but cant find it.
Can someone help me? Either to gett me out of my HK addiction , or to find that jacket! O.o

#47 Comment from Elaine
Time: October 23, 2007, 11:52 am

I have had no luck finding my AK-47 in the US. This is very very sad. I will pester more people.

#48 Comment from Hannah
Time: October 24, 2007, 9:32 am

Dude, I’m a chick and I can see where you’re coming from. I’m not a big fan of these characters you see on this girly stuff. Tinkerbell’s right up there with Hello Kitty in my book >.<. I love your articles and my fiancee does to. Keep fighting the good fight! lol

#49 Comment from Hannah
Time: October 24, 2007, 9:41 am

Also wanted to note how obnoixiously aborable it is that HK fanatics refuse to use stronger language than a-hole and jerk. The threaten to torture you with pictures or bug you like the immature children they really are.

NO OFFENSE TO THE POLITE HK FANTATICS-We need more people like you in the world who can tolerate a little disagreement. ^.^

It takes all kinds people. And Kudos to you for sharing your frustration dude.

Also to the frustrated fanatics-Google, Ebay, and toy store sites all have search >.<

#50 Comment from Keele_Zeibel
Time: November 8, 2007, 4:37 am

LOL. This has been one funny blog. Although I’m a bit of a Hello Kitty Lover– I never had gone extreme about it because I’d rather spend my money on game consoles. Most of my Hello Kitty stuff were just gifts and my plush collection were McDonald’s freebies that my relatives also gave to me. I just like looking at the stuff though.

After looking at some of the merchandise posted here, I just couldn’t help but scratch my head… Sanrio really is pretty desperate about money. I could predict your wife is a frequent customer in the Hello Kitty Cafe if there was ever one near you.

Congrats, I think you made me not like Hello Kitty as much anymore. ^^

P.S. To those Hello Kitty fanatics out there, the search bar is always your friend. Lol.

#51 Comment from Elaine
Time: November 8, 2007, 7:47 am

Does anyone know where I can get a HK AK-47 in the US? Now that I have seen the HK version I no longer want to play with my plain black one….

#52 Comment from Jillian
Time: November 13, 2007, 3:19 am

Im still wondering why you married your wife in the first place. Or did she become obsessed with hello kitty AFTER the fact. Or did she hide it from you until you couldnt get away.

#53 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 13, 2007, 4:44 am

Im still wondering why you married your wife in the first place. Or did she become obsessed with hello kitty AFTER the fact. Or did she hide it from you until you couldnt get away.

The Hello Kitty Hell Beginning

#54 Comment from ~HKFAN~
Time: November 14, 2007, 9:46 am

since you want to be a jerk, i want to ….. wrap you up and take you for a ride…..lol…… >.<

#55 Comment from Hkitty383
Time: November 24, 2007, 7:25 pm

EVERYONE! I have alot of these stuff. The instant noddles,
the shoes, the golf balls, alot! I get them from China, or
mostly i get them from this store in China that keeps contact
with Sanrio. Sorry, people who live in US, you cant really buy
REAL hello kitty stuff. In us, you can buy hk cellphones,
but in China, you can get HELLO KITTY IPHONES.(i have one)

#56 Comment from Elaine
Time: November 25, 2007, 10:18 am

sadly, I have only found AK-47 kits and already assembled semi-automatics from Eastern Europe, none with HK logo and all in sparkles. This just makes my desire stronger. To play with a new HK toy would make for a very fun filled evening. Just putting a HK set of stickers on my AK-47 is not the same thing. Is anyone out there able to tell me where I can get my very own HK-AK-47 in the US?

#57 Comment from Tori
Time: December 8, 2007, 8:37 pm

Psh. I love both your comments on things, and your wife’s obsession with Hello Kitty myself. I wouldnt deck myself out in it. x) but hey, I love it myself.

Shush to all you people saying, “He’s an a-hole” for not telling where Hello Kitty are here on his site.

My words to you: LOOK HARDER

#58 Comment from Emily I.
Time: December 10, 2007, 1:40 pm

I totally agree with everything you have to say. Some people are just plain crazy.. cutting HK on their arm??? I like Hk but there is definately a limit on how far you can go and that is WAY too far. You are now offically one of my favorite people I love to read your blogs!

#59 Comment from TheXMan
Time: December 29, 2007, 3:50 pm

In Ireland, she is known as Hell O’Kitty !

#60 Comment from Cake
Time: January 3, 2008, 12:06 pm

when i saw the picture of the person with hk carved int their arm
i was almost sick
i mean
i LOVE hello kitty
but thats just wrong
D:

i think
you should put more pics of your home up
and maybe let your wife do a blog

#61 Comment from Zero Tachikoma
Time: January 19, 2008, 10:22 am

Thankyou so very much for your blog. I’m so damn sick of people slapping cutesy little animal pictures on everything and then going mental over how special it is.
Also, ahem…

“I am Hello Kitty of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

(Just thought that was kind of appropriate, considering the amount of crap with HK on it)

#62 Comment from roselaring
Time: January 24, 2008, 3:45 pm

this site and all the stuff u pst makes me think ur truly a hk fan…lol

#63 Comment from HEREAREYOURCONVERSE
Time: February 3, 2008, 4:00 am

DO NOT WHINE. THEY ARE REAL. NOW YOU MUST GO FIND HOW TO PURCHASE THEM. YOU’RE WELCOME.

And there is no need to be psycho over Hello Kitty items. If HK is the center of your universe then you can spend hours trying to find items rather than being immature and wishing death.

#64 Comment from Skylar
Time: February 3, 2008, 8:18 pm

This man, though witty and completely hilarious, isn’t very bright.

Has he not seen the ad bordering nearly all of his blog-pages?

It reads:
“rare and fun hello kitty products from japan”

enjoy, fellow HK fans!
This man can’t keep us down!

#65 Comment from Mia
Time: February 11, 2008, 7:19 am

I view this as a good samaritan service to all human beings across the world on my part so they don’t have to look at even more Hello Kitty – and especially to any significant others you may have. I bet they would even pay me for this service.

Oh, good. We’d hate to think you were being melodramatic or something.

And Whiny Hello Kitty fans- get over it. It’s obvious that this site is meant to make fun of HK, not to sell anything. Haven’t you ever heard of google?

P.S. I found the shoes. HA!

#66 Comment from Shoshana
Time: February 12, 2008, 9:26 pm

I did own a hello kitty waffle maker. I only bought it because it’s on clearance and the price is very cheap. Also, the waffle size? Small enough so my butt doesn’t grow if I eat a few of them.

#67 Comment from i find this hilarious
Time: February 14, 2008, 4:09 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#68 Comment from Freeman25
Time: February 15, 2008, 8:06 pm

I fully supports this website, as me myself is not a Hello Kitty fan. I don’t really understand how come this big head with no mouth kitty can create such a fanatic around the world.
And now I am really glad that there are someone who really share my opinion about Hello kitty. I really hope that more people would join in to share their hatred for hello kitty.

#69 Pingback from Hello Kitty Sunday Mail – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 17, 2008, 12:32 pm

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#70 Comment from Chrissi
Time: February 28, 2008, 3:40 pm

I think your obsession with hating Hello Kitty is just as weird as the obsession people have with her.

#71 Pingback from Hello Kitty Bedroom – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: March 2, 2008, 11:15 am

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#72 Comment from Lauren-Marie
Time: March 26, 2008, 9:22 pm

So I get that you don’t want to be bothered with questions on where to buy certain items or looking for them or whatever and I would never dream of even asking you, but I was wondering if maybe I could email your wife who seems to love hello kitty because I do have one question for her. I really hope you wouldn’t mind that one favor but I won’t be malicious or angry if you decline. Thanks.

#73 Comment from brenda
Time: April 3, 2008, 9:01 am

This is so weird……. and since im here i guess i am too?

#74 Comment from larry
Time: April 4, 2008, 4:11 pm

IF YOU LIKE HELLO KITTY WHY THE #*% ARE YOU ON THIS GLORIOUS SITE OPOSING HELLO KITTY.

IF YOU ASK ME AND I DON’T CARE IF YOU DIDN’T THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF HELO KITTY SHOULD BE PUT IN GILITINES SO THERE BRAINS CAN BE EXAMED BY SCIENTISTS OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE ASSASINATED LIKE JFK SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO DID IT.

#75 Comment from lauren-Marie
Time: April 5, 2008, 9:54 am

Well the thing is even if people do like hello kitty this site is incredibly entertaining, the commentaries on the photos of the most ridiculous items are hilarious and even if someone likes hello kitty doesnt mean they want all the incredibly ridiculous items posted on this website. So instead of yelling and screaming at people who like hello kitty and enjoy this site why dont you just find something better to do with your time and ignore comments that bother you and just enjoy the site for what it is. Yelling at people about liking this site and hello kitty is ridiculous and incredibly childish.

#76 Comment from Kathryn
Time: April 16, 2008, 5:06 pm

I’m a hello kitty fan, and I find your site awesome and entertaining… I wonder if my husband feels the same way? Probably, eh? Haha

#77 Comment from leankha
Time: May 7, 2008, 12:03 pm

i am sorry you are in hell. but your site is really amusing.

#78 Comment from Nozomi
Time: May 8, 2008, 12:30 pm

I came across your site looking for a Hello Kitty Casket and saw the tombstone. I’m sorry your living in Hell, have you thought of starting your own collection? Porn, Comic books, video games are a few i think of.

And to the people looking to the hello kitty items most of it seems to me to be from Japan or China. Just look thats the fun part, you may even find something you didn’t think to look for.

A HK fan that really loves your site.

#79 Comment from yuki!
Time: May 26, 2008, 1:07 am

hi, love the site. love the kitty myself (since i work at sanrio) ;D. But i wonder if you really hate hello kitty if you love your hello kitty fanatic wife, i mean, she’s practically a copy of her by now right?

#80 Comment from Silent Bob
Time: May 26, 2008, 5:27 am

Build an ark of gopher wood ( Noah’s Ark for the slower ones ) and put every Hk thing in it. tow this ark to a quiet calm part of the ocean and NUKE IT!!!

#81 Comment from LindseyLockdown
Time: May 29, 2008, 2:17 pm

WOW. i’m a huge fan of hello kitty but i LOVE your site! its so amazing!

#82 Comment from freaked out
Time: June 7, 2008, 2:10 am

ROTFL!! It’s amazing how hello kitty has influenced our lives…… XDDDD

#83 Comment from i hate u
Time: June 30, 2008, 12:33 pm

u know wat i hate u lam a hole u get on my d nerves and guess wat i found that flat screen so u cant hind thinks from the hate hah hah hah hah hah !!!! keep your secrets i dont need them and plus if u really hated hello kitty u would right a website about it sssooo that means u really looovvve hello kitty isn’t that rite u little hello kitty lover oh and if your wondering me and my 15 friends will find all your stuff have a good live a hole llovve the hate go head cry

#84 Comment from mhkitty
Time: July 16, 2008, 8:13 pm

Um…people…PLEASE…learn to write and SPELL!!!!!!!!
Sheesh!
Oh an quit’er bitchin’!!!!!!!!!!

#85 Comment from Mik
Time: July 16, 2008, 8:25 pm

Several years ago there was a Hell Kitty T-Shirt (Black, vampire fangs, pitchfork and a devil halo) and it was awesome! I regret not buying it. It drove my sister nuts (yep loves HK). Can you sell Hell Kitty stuff so we can get back at people? please? Sorry about those shorts – I would never make my husband wear something like that. Soldier On! Love your site!

#86 Comment from Beth
Time: July 22, 2008, 8:33 am

I Love HK. Poor fellow in that HK racing suit should give it to a girl who could rock it out! So rad on a chick, so sad on a guy! You could never get me to agree to parting with my HK junk, but kudos to your wife on sharing with the kids.

#87 Comment from Claudia
Time: July 25, 2008, 2:53 pm

Hahaha. I gotta say I like Hello Kitty but I love this blog even more. And it’s so funny cuz I spent several hours today on my computer searching for Hk items for our new car. I just love the fact that HK Hell is struggling with his wife’s new car style. I just pictured myself and I never really spent some time trying to think what my husband thinks about it. I mean I wanted to decorate it cuz, it looks cute and everything, but then again.. what about my hubby’s feelings driving a girly minivan? First thing I’ll do when he comes home from work is gonna be that, asking 4 his opinion. Although I know he’s gonna say “I don’t care” But HE DOES CARE! So I’m gonna skip the hk car accessorie shopping and spend more time reading this blog.

#88 Comment from Kitty
Time: August 30, 2008, 10:53 am

I love Hello Kitty, but I also enjoy your blog….I found it yesterday and was wondering why you were so bitter towards hello kitty…..I think secretly you like her because, in your own way, you are a hello kitty fanatic!

#89 Comment from icess
Time: September 18, 2008, 3:33 pm

well i think that hello kitty iz the bomb!and hello kitty iz everywhere ITS!

#90 Comment from diana
Time: September 29, 2008, 10:02 pm

OMG!! you won’t tell us where to get them?? This really IS HELLO KITTY HELL!!!!!!!! at least for me this site is such a tease!!!

#91 Comment from Melissa
Time: December 11, 2008, 5:06 pm

Since you are an anti hello kitty fellow,

I was just wondering if you would possibly know if there are ANY ANTI HELLO KITTY products out there (i.e little toys)

#92 Comment from Hikaroo
Time: December 11, 2008, 6:17 pm

Oh man, we’re on the internet.
Be creative on how to search for stuff.

Lazy is a way of life now I guess.

I truly enjoy Hello Kitty Hell, despite my Hello Kitty Watercooler and shower curtain.
Some of the Hello Kitty stuff that’s out there is totally nuts.

I bet my husband wouldn’t mind, but I wouldn’t do that to him.

#93 Comment from hksucksnotrocks
Time: January 18, 2009, 2:25 am

I admit i like Hello Kitty but i like your blog, no i don’t like those items you talked about, they send me to hell you know. I truly enjoy your blog despite i like Hello Kitty and had her beside my computer, nothing to do with my username, it was just a response to my cousins obsession to hello kitty(no mentioning of names please)

#94 Comment from lilypop
Time: March 13, 2009, 2:42 pm

Hehe if you don’t spill I will just send more Hello Kitty Online screenshots! I have hundreds! Muhahaahaha!

#95 Comment from azuya
Time: March 17, 2009, 10:58 pm

welcome to the battle against cuteness ^^
you know you’ll never won but at least you try ^^
hehe…

#96 Comment from kelly
Time: March 18, 2009, 6:59 am

You horrible person! Oh, I kid. This is a great site, I, for one, was astonished by some of the stuff I had no idea was hello-kitty-fied. My main thought, however, as I read through some of this stuff, is that you must be a *very* tolerant husband. If I was married to some dude who was into something I totally couldn’t stomach, well I probably wouldn’t marry the dude in the first place.

I don’t really get the hello kitty fanatics. I mean, yeah hello kitty stuff is cute, but there’s much cuter and more aesthetic stuff out of the Morning Glory store. But even then, I like getting stuff from there but filling your house with it is just tacky.

These fans getting all worked up asking you to tell them where you got it is just stupid. It’s like how at the end of Interview with the Vampire, daniel suddenly begged louis to make him into a vampire, like he didn’t get anything out of the entire story of agony louis told him.

Like, don’t you get it?? this dude is AGAINST the spread of hello kitty stuff.

all right, I gotta study.

#97 Comment from kittyLuv
Time: April 19, 2009, 4:35 pm

LOL! I can’t believe i didn’t know about this blog!! i came across it when i did a search for hello kitty tattoos
I love HK to death but i find your blog hilarious and great to read

I especially laughed with the comments u made about the hello kitty mac series cause it sounded just like my fiance when i told him how much money i spent on the “kitty koutoure” series & stuff from the regular mac series

#98 Comment from niesh
Time: April 27, 2009, 11:34 am

i dont think dat dis is appropriate apparently dont nobody care dat you dont want 2 share address’s or anything dis is 2 hello kitty hell and also lilypop i lik ur spirit u funny muhaahaaa it was halarious. LOL

#99 Comment from Tammy
Time: June 1, 2009, 1:52 am

I love this Hello Kitty hell website! I can’t beleve there is so much Hello Kitty crap out there! I feel for you dude, at some point Hello Kitty becomes to much. Maybe you should throw something Mickey Mouse into the mix just Because it would mess up the them.

#100 Comment from Risa
Time: June 2, 2009, 9:59 pm

This is absolutely hilarious. I LOVE HKitty but chyeah, i love hearing what haters have to say because comedy comes before the cats. LOL your wife is awesome, is she doing that on purpose, does she know about this? I suppose this is the only place to go for escape…although i envy her a tad.

#101 Comment from Mary
Time: June 5, 2009, 5:33 pm

Hahahaha! that’s all, if they want anything… they have eyes for looking it up!!

lol, about three weeks ago, i had wanted to buy a freaky pen -just a pen but this time i wanted a really weird thing… so i bought i kuromi pen -yep, from hello kitty hell.

…i had liked it, and i started looking hk’s stuff… now, about one week looking what kind of stuff are… i am pretty sick @_@ hell what’s up? no way!! i definitely want power and death metal stuff in my pencil case again!!!! -well…. that kuromi is metalhead.. whatvs, i am definitely not buying anythig over 10 dlls ¬¬ it’s a waste!
better to save the money for a macbook ¬¬

Very good site man, btw =)!
Ps. you should love your wife a lot… I would have married an insane fanatic of kitty… but not holding for long!!

#102 Comment from =]
Time: June 23, 2009, 8:59 am

its funny that i like hello kitty to a point but i love reading ur rants more ?

wow hello kitty fans email n ask where u find that crap .
they must of had a hello kitty high when the asked tisk tisk

what r ur feelings on disney i think there r worse than hello kitty … hell the whole world is like this .. they get people to like something than they sale u anything will there pic. on it ..
i think disney is worse thou cuz its kids saleing there souls for cheap bucks .. i cannt wait to see miley burnt out like brittany *sigh*

#103 Comment from jessica
Time: July 6, 2009, 9:44 pm

yeah i love your site!!! because you unearth rare hello kitty finds i would never think to find or imagine on my own. keep em comin! can you share pictures of your hello kitty hell? i want to see what exquisite taste and fancy decorating skills your wife has!

#104 Comment from Michael Makovi
Time: July 16, 2009, 3:05 pm

Get your wife the Hello Kitty Corpse cake:

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/07/hello-kitty.html
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SlfPUimiteI/AAAAAAAADo4/mT4QMrw5HgA/s1600-h/Matthew+Z-lw-zombie+kitty.jpg

#105 Comment from Akita
Time: July 17, 2009, 7:28 am

… you DO know there’s a banner ad for Hello Kitty merchandise appearing around here, right?

#106 Comment from DJ
Time: July 17, 2009, 9:41 am

…dude. I am SO sorry – hang in there.

what you do is in the name of JUSTICE

#107 Comment from amy
Time: July 26, 2009, 8:24 am

y’know its a little sad that you run a website about something you hate – which is btw just highly available cuteness intended for young girls – and i’m guessin deep down inside you love it really ^_^ sanio rocks <3

#108 Comment from sj224
Time: July 26, 2009, 6:18 pm

To all of the Hello Kitty fans who think this is some kind of store you need to get a life. In case you haven’t noticed the person who made this site didn’t make it for stupid people to whine, when there are hundreds of thousands of other websites that would be happy to service you. This is NOT for polite HK fans!

#109 Comment from i want hello kitty phone
Time: July 30, 2009, 10:23 am

anyone know where I could buy the hello kitty iphone 3g??? thanks

#110 Comment from Mary
Time: August 2, 2009, 11:30 pm

Hahahahaha, make them suffer XD!!
and honestly if they’re that interested they are perfectly able to look them up ._.!

#111 Comment from anti-HK’s are retards
Time: August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm

well you an a-hole not sharing where to get these items!

wow, that’s the Hello Kitty spirit

What the Hell would you know about Hello kitty spirit?

#112 Comment from s
Time: August 10, 2009, 7:39 pm

I would like anyone who reads this to look extremely deep into their soul and find something about Hello Kitty that they like cuz she’s not out to rule the would! duhhhhhhhhhhh

#113 Comment from s
Time: August 10, 2009, 7:53 pm

******THERE’S A STORE BASED AROUND PEOPLE WHO HATE HELLO KITTY*******

if you hate hello kitty there’s a store full of stuff that’s extremely anti hello kitty. A few examples are the Hello Kitty knife holders, which feature 6 different sized knives thrust through Hello Kitty’s head and covered in painted-on blood. They also feature an HK game that features 20 pins and a dead Hello Kitty. You get a pixel screen, and each time you poke Hello Kitty she inches closer to death. All you need to do is the outskirts on the west side of Iraq and then ask to be gunned down with a Hello Kitty machine gun before you go in. Simple as that!

#114 Comment from Nicole
Time: August 15, 2009, 10:37 am

What I love the most about these posts where you tell the hordes of dribbling Kitty fans to find their own goddamn pink plastic tinnif is this refrain:

“But you can’t possibly really hate Kitty if you have a website devoted to her!!!”

Now let’s say, for example, I was dating someone obsessed with, say, severed shrunken heads. Everything in our house was severed-head themed. We ate off plates with pictures of shrunken faces, our toilet paper was printed with sewn-shut lips, I was awoken every morning by a grinning corpse. And worse still, everyone else regarded it as a harmless, slightly over-the-top but adorable hobby. In desperation, I start a blog with pictures of the latest bit of stomach-wrenching horror, so that the (apparently) five or six people in the world who share my loathing for this stuff can find me and commiserate. And then hordes of people descend, saying:

“But you can’t possibly hate shrunken heads if you write a blog about them!!!”

Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think shrunken heads would be a significantly better fate than Hello Kitty.

#115 Comment from Liz
Time: August 30, 2009, 11:58 am

GO HKH! Those desperate name-calling losers can find the stuff themselves.

#116 Comment from Eryn
Time: September 12, 2009, 5:18 pm

Okay while I am not a HK fanatic, I do find her cute, I love all things cat, and she is well a cat. I do not however own anything hello kitty, lol, what I wonder is why someone would put so much time and energy into a blog about something they hate?

I mean really, its a freaking cat how horrible is that? I mean its not like cancer, or herpes, you can’t get rid of herpes. You can take a break from hello kitty, I understand the need to vent, but really? Your hatred of hello kitty is as bad as your wife’s supposed obsession, that well you created.

#117 Comment from Nicole
Time: September 13, 2009, 9:07 pm

AAAAAhahahaha.

I was really beginning to regret leaving all these comments on Hello Kitty Hell, since I would then be forwarded the knuckle-dragging comments of subsequent visitors.

Now, the comparison of Hello Kitty to herpes has made that all worthwhile.

Before you marry, get your partner tested for Hello Kitty. People can be infected with Hello Kitty for years without ever showing any symptoms. To test, take a small Hello Kitty porcelain figure, and hand your parner a hammer. If she don’t hit that, you don’t hit that.

#118 Comment from Nicole
Time: October 24, 2009, 2:55 am

It could be worse. You could have a daughter equally obsessed with HK. Hmm, or maybe, twin girls.. >:D
Better be prepared to buy that HK house! ;D
(Ohs, all the NICOLES!!)

#119 Comment from Pam
Time: November 8, 2009, 5:17 pm

Hahahaha, I love the posts where they beg and beg and you don’t give them info (specialy the converses’ one)… THEY TOTALLY DESERVE IT! And the senseless pleading for a damn over-hyped mascot makes me smile

#120 Comment from Sushi
Time: November 10, 2009, 7:25 pm

I’m a teenaged girl, and I love Japanese culture, but Hello Kitty is just nauseating…
And don’t get me started on Hamtaro.
I’m definitely linking my readers to your blog.
~Sushi

#121 Comment from yolanda
Time: November 13, 2009, 9:13 am

ilovee hello kittyy,ur sitee makes mee lovee her more,thanks so muchh!;]

#122 Comment from M
Time: December 6, 2009, 7:14 pm

A comment from I hate u: “u know wat i hate u lam a hole u get on my d nerves and guess wat i found that flat screen so u cant hind thinks from the hate hah hah hah hah hah !!!! keep your secrets i dont need them and plus if u really hated hello kitty u would right a website about it sssooo that means u really looovvve hello kitty isn’t that rite u little hello kitty lover oh and if your wondering me and my 15 friends will find all your stuff have a good live a hole llovve the hate go head cry”

Does anyone know where to get a HK Leap Frog Learning Tutor for this poor soul? Hooked on Phonics? Muzzy, perhaps?

#123 Comment from TEEHEE!
Time: January 4, 2010, 2:00 pm

Yarn, Whoa. What does it look like? Is it pink and white?

#124 Comment from Pwr9BlackLotus
Time: January 5, 2010, 10:38 pm

Also, for those TOBACCO smokers..there are glass spoon pieces sold on Etsy as well. One of which has Hello Kitty on the front and the other that has Keroppi on the front, both are detailed with flowers they look like they are about 4 1/2 inches each.

#125 Comment from Gemma
Time: January 16, 2010, 8:48 am

Lol …. My bf has all my HK stuff in his room and copes well enough …. Wait till we move in together though… Im painting the whole house pink ad putting kitty stamp designs up everywhere !!!!!!! I have HK framed photos, beanie babies, underwear, t-shirts, baby clothes (I don’t even have any kids yet!), PJs, Jewellery, Jewellery boxes… You name it, i got it. The only things i don’t have are the appliances like the toaster and kettles i’ve seen around … There next on my list

#126 Comment from H Zwicker
Time: January 22, 2010, 4:22 pm

You are so screwed for the Olympics, eh? Vancouver is my country’s Chinatown – it totally rocks, great people lotsa Hello Kitty.

#127 Comment from Tsuki
Time: February 21, 2010, 11:57 pm

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Suffer you damn hello kitty addicts!! >:D

ME used to buy that PINKY STUPID stuff seldom indeed, but you know what!?!? Things are for being used, otherwise, there are useless!

-Actually I have almost got off that hell! Finally I can waste my money in other things, and the best: LOTS of things, ‘coz if there is something that HK does is to made you waste TONS of money in stupid-useless-pinky stuff that you surely will NOT use!!

YOU KNOW WHY!?? ‘coz you’re insane!

Wanna know when you’re WRONG?
Buy a damn stupid notebook of 10US [10 US! for COMMON paper!] and then: Oh no i don’t wanna use it D= I am gonna screw its beautiful drawings! :[ and I AM GONNA USE IT!

O.Ó that's the only spirit you need!

PS. Woah, this is a real geometric fluffy white kitty's son: "well you an a-hole…not sharing where to get these items!"

Dear Hello Kitty Hell admin,
:] Man, you DO work for a better world !! you do community service not sharing where to buy all that stuff, honestly ! *clap, clap!*

Beside, if they DO want it so much they would need to learn humility, Japanese and ‘how to use google advaced tools’.

#128 Comment from 2xHK
Time: March 24, 2010, 4:29 am

HAHAHAHA…

The amount of anger is quite weird! I guess all that cuddly pinkiness is to suppress or cover some Issues people have.

Biggest jerk?? Maybe this Melissa doesn’t meet many people, or maybe she should check to rehab for HK-ness (there is also Tshirthell for people who enjoy being insulted)

And what is with this OH NO!!! YOU DIDNT SHARE EXACT LINK! people, obviously a dire need to get their HK fix, as the original message does say it is on etsy – this is a website people, try putting ‘.com’ in the end, or yes, google, but perhaps the 20 sec this would make is unbearable in their state of cold turkey, or is this cold KITTY?

Then again there are other forms of obsessive collecting fads, say star wars fans – this is what happens when the two meet, and who knows where it will end?
http://www.faziarizvi.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/hellokittydarthvader.jpg

*I own 2 items of HK stuff, not buying more, and I do wear the flipflops. The bag is in the closet, it almost came out but no…

#129 Comment from sammi
Time: April 22, 2010, 6:59 am

I must as a GIANT hello kitty fantic, I absolutely agree with you. I don’t share ANYTHING Hello Kitty I find, so I agree with you. As for the babys who cry about it, if you really LOVED hello kitty then you’d search for it, honestly it’s not really that hard. I love your site, and it humored me when I find it because my finece always says my house is hello kitty hell. props to you. love you site(:

#130 Comment from YouSuck
Time: July 14, 2010, 5:10 am

WTF is with all the hello kitty fanatics – find your own hello kitty blog, this is for those agains it, morons!

PS: The cat must die!

#131 Comment from Alejandra
Time: July 21, 2010, 2:26 pm

“The cat must die”?!
she’s an animation, she can’t die!
boy, are you smart.

anywho… biggest hello kitty fan ever!!!! (:

#132 Comment from Mimi
Time: July 31, 2010, 8:54 pm

i find it hillarious that so many people ask you where to find the stuff, when a simple google search always suffices for me.

now, i’m a HK fan myself, but seriously?
letting a cartoon character control your life is just madness.