Hello Kitty Sake Rice Wine
Last year at this time my wife and I almost had a first in Hello Kitty Hell – a Hello Kitty item that both my wife and I agreed upon was worth buying: Hello Kitty Sake (rice wine). I figured if it could get me drunk, it couldn’t be all that bad of a thing and so I agreed that it was OK to buy it without any complaints.
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As you can see, we still have the bottle – once we had the bottle in hand and I was ready to break the seal and sip some of my reward for agreeing to get the Hello Kitty sake, I was told that I wasn’t allowed to drink it:
wife: “If you drink it, then we can no longer display it.”
me: “Isn’t drinking the point of buying sake?”
wife: “No, the point is to display it and enjoy how cute it is”
me: “…(thinking why didn’t I see this coming?)”
Of course, this year we are going to have to purchase another bottle that will never see my lips to keep last year’s bottle company…and a reminder that yet another year of Hello Kitty Hell just around the corner…
Posted: December 30th, 2006 under Hello Kitty Drinks.
Comments: 17
Comments
Comment from Airalyn
Time: January 1, 2007, 9:59 am
You’re just going to have to start buying two bottles every year. One to drink and one to keep.
Comment from Maria~
Time: January 6, 2007, 12:13 pm
Where can I get that bottle from? Is gorgeous!!!
Comment from Ross
Time: January 12, 2007, 6:50 am
i wouldnt open it, i would walk to the sanario head quaters, open it there, pour it all over the chief desighner and then set him on fire, the scream at the top of my voice DIE DIE DIE!!! then buy him a Hello Kitty tomb stone and pee on it.
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Time: January 17, 2007, 8:26 am
[...] When I wrote about Hello Kitty Rice Wine (sake) a bit ago, you knew that if they made rice wine, they must make regular Hello Kitty wine. We found it at a local store today and of course my wife needed to get a bottle to display with the sake. [...]
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Time: February 17, 2007, 10:17 pm
[...] Hmmmm, it’s not often that I receive a Hello Kitty email that has me torn between this being a good thing or a bad thing (believe me, 99.9% of Hello Kitty photos sent to me are bad things). On the one hand, it is definitely not a good sign that they have started to name drinks after Hello Kitty. On the other hand, if you have to have something Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Hell and it comes with strong alcohol included, that is certainly a plus. And unlike the Hello Kitty Sake and Hello Kitty Red Wine, this can’t really be saved for display. Thus I introduce to you the Hello Kitty Martini [...]
Comment from Rena
Time: January 22, 2008, 10:59 pm
Dude…tell your wife that A) I drink LOTS of alcohol and have a collection of EMPTY bottles in my kitchen, and B) Hello Kitty would want you to have a good buzz. Isn’t she all about achieving happiness? X3
(I’m a Hello Kitty fan but I find your blog hilarious. HK belongs on clothes and jewelry and such; MAYBE a bedding set, but some of the products you’ve shared are just plain ridiculous.)
Comment from tay tay
Time: February 12, 2008, 6:48 pm
wth?wine what the hell?the urine target was weird too
Comment from RSKS
Time: February 20, 2008, 11:16 am
you should soo buy anoher one and drink infront of your wife…
Comment from anon
Time: March 3, 2008, 9:25 am
why not drink it and just save the bottle? it’s not useless as a display item just because it’s empty…
Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:09 pm
Sake makes me nauseous..Hey, I got an idea..why not a sake bottle shaped like HK’s head.
Comment from charrlie
Time: April 15, 2008, 8:19 pm
I bet the stuff tastes great. Because it has Hello Kitty on it. Like his wife said about the water it has Hello Kitty love in it.
Comment from Cynthia
Time: July 24, 2008, 8:06 pm
Alcohol abuse
Comment from Julian
Time: August 24, 2008, 7:57 pm
can’t you just drink it and then display the bottle?
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Time: April 18, 2009, 10:17 am
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Comment from Lisa
Time: April 19, 2009, 7:00 am
I, too, buy HK things and not use it, like the HK Rubik’s cube that I picked up in an airport while I had a layover in Japan. The cube is still in its original packaging.
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Time: June 11, 2009, 12:20 am
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Comment from (raccoon) myspace.com/pika_poo
Time: July 13, 2009, 8:06 pm
MM MM MMMMM taste like satan!
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