Hello Kitty Beer

Hello Kitty Hell just got a whole lot worse…There was a time when I said that the only two things that that had yet to be Hello Kittified were pizza and beer. Of course, the Hello Kitty pizza showed up in my mailbox pretty quickly after that, but the Hello Kitty beer had remained more elusive until now:


It really was never in any doubt. If there is Hello Kitty wine and Hello Kitty sake already on the market, you knew that the evil feline would place her grimy paws on beer eventually since if there is a buck to be made, she’s all for it.

I can already imagine what’s going to happen. As I thoroughly enjoy myself as I watch sports on Sunday afternoon, I’ll make the fatal mistake of asking my wife if she can get me a beer from the fridge. The next thing I’ll know there will be an ice-cold Hello Kitty beer in my hand (is there really any doubt that the beer will be colored pink and flavored like cotton candy?) which pretty much would destroy any Sunday afternoon in an instant no matter how outstanding it had been until that point. As stated many times before, Hello Kitty Hell can always get worse…

Left in the comments by KAB who really should be forced to drink this on a daily basis for thinking for even an instant that notifying me to the existence of this photo would somehow ever be a good thing…

72 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Beer

  1. i think having hello kitty beers is cool i mean just to have them some kind of collection or something.THAT’S REALLY COOL!!!!!!

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  3. This one was photoshopped, by Blingee.com . Well by someone using that site [:, 1 cause it says in the corner, 2 cause the pictures arent at an angle or anything to fit the objects they are on

  4. Your luck it’s just a shop. But someday, the true HK beer will, indeed, be produced. And men in the world will weep with such thing.

  5. Reply to :Comment from Kitty
    Time: April 18, 2009, 11:19 am

    “HK was created more as a childish thing, and here is Sanrio making beer look even more attractive to the tiny alcoholics of the world.”

    Actually, “Hello Kitty was born in Japan in 1974, when a young Tokyo-based company called Sanrio asked designer Ikuko Shimizu to invent a cartoon animal who would appeal to the preteen girl in everyone”

    Hello Kitty ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. This may make you feel better:
    Notice the “Blingee” at the bottom of the photo. It is a site where you can edit photos with stickers & such. The beer MIGHT have been in a pink case w/ a pink label, but the HK head could just be a sticker from Blingee. I haven’t got to read the most recent blogs yet, seeing as how I started from the beginning, so I don’t know if there are more HK beer blogs. As far as I know, beer has not been kittified.

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  8. if you love Hello Kitty & you love Beer, then why not marry the two ..I was thinkin “WarSteiner” Gerrman beer , rather than Becks , as it evan tastes ok warm , which, let it be known, is a good test 0f quality in beer . If in doubt, remember the old adage:- anything worth “Hello Kitty-fying” should sometimes {or quite often get} quite warm :-)

  9. This image is fake. The hello kitty part is anyway, but the pink labels are not. Someone just found a picture of beer with pink labels, and then put hello kittys face on it from blingee. Blingee does promote hello kitty. I know this because i have been on blingee several times, and they do have hello kitty stamps on there

  10. Oh my God–does anyone have a hello kitty puke bucket? this is getting to the point were we must find her kryptonite, there must be something to bring this infernal kittiness to an end!

  11. ha ha :) im not a huge fan but to see my man mistankingly drink a bottle in public wld be worth every little penny spent on it 😀 *evil laugh* :)

  12. Obivously its photoshopped, blinged [whatever it is] its fake.

    The bottle on the left is the only one with a hello kitty pic there, but not the two visible bottles in the box.

    Notice how hello kitty looks a little more vivid? Another giveaway…

    Obivously this is just some promotion for more women to drink beer, which is why it has the female sign and a purse on the pack and so happens to be pink.

    Hey HKH guy, COULDNT YOU TELL?!!?!?!?!?
    Seeing is not always believing [ask Steve Jobs].

  13. purrz , gotta J’dore the new Hello Kitty mescalita Tequila with ultra potant lil pink worm @ bottom ov evary bottle ^_^

  14. O M G i like L<3VE Hello Kitty so muchhh ….. i wish i had my room ful of Hello Kitty! but i stil have alot of suff of Hello Kitty….
    Do I Love Hello Kitty:Yes
    Is She Nice:Yes
    Is She Mean:Hell No
    Does She Love Me:Yes
    Does She No Me:Hell Yahhhh
    Do I No Her:Hell Yahhh
    Is She My Friend:Pashhhh Yahhhhh
    Is She My Cuzin:O M G Yahhhhhh

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