Hello Kitty Wine
When I wrote about Hello Kitty Rice Wine (sake) a bit ago, you knew that if they made rice wine, they must make regular Hello Kitty wine. We found it at a local store today and of course my wife needed to get a bottle to display with the sake:

I learned my lesson from the last experience and submitted to not being able to drink it (which actually is probably a good idea – I’m not sure that drinking Hello Kitty wine is something that anyone should do during their lifetime…even with its hefty $25 a bottle price tag, something tells me it will taste more like syrup than wine. Something like liquid Hello Kitty pop tarts.
It seems like a fitting purchase for Hello Kitty Hell. Something way overpriced that I will have no chance of ever drinking, but then again, probably thankful that I never had the chance to drink it. So I pay $25 for something that I am actually thankful that I can’t ever consume – that is pure Hello Kitty Hell logic.
Update: Apparently Hello Kitty wine has become popular enough to now come in different varieties – of course, I still can’t consume any of them…

And (unfortunately) the varieties keep coming:

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Posted: January 17th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Drinks.
Comments: 24



I want to come to your house so badly!
I love that the wife has you so whipped that you are pissed off about all this Kitty Chan. When I go to Japan I actually don’t buy as many HK things, I tend to get those cloth Maneki Neko cat things. Don’t tell the wife b/c then she’ll have a double obsesssion!
xox
I want, I want, i must have hello kitty wine, where is it…
It looks cute, ypu dont know how it feels, i need it….
Oh my god, is there anywhere I can buy it over the net?
[...] Hmmmm, it’s not often that I receive a Hello Kitty email that has me torn between this being a good thing or a bad thing (believe me, 99.9% of Hello Kitty photos sent to me are bad things). On the one hand, it is definitely not a good sign that they have started to name drinks after Hello Kitty. On the other hand, if you have to have something Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Hell, haiving it come with strong alcohol included is certainly a plus. And unlike the Hello Kitty Sake and Hello Kitty Red Wine, this can’t really be saved for display. Thus I introduce to you the Hello Kitty Martini [...]
i can see a girl drinking that at dinner but if i ever see a guy then i KNOW he must allready must be drunk or gay one or the other
(maybe both)
Probably sweetened with “pure happiness.”
That’s hardly a hefty price.
oh oh! you have yet to mention the 1998 Camus Bordeaux Superieur! Actual france produce! 2 bottles of 350ml sold at slightly more than 9,000 yen. My one and only hello kitty collection LOL! I could email a pic if you wanna show ur wifey!
ooooo…. wine and hello kitty…. mmmmm…
The cuteness of kitty with the warm fuzzy feeling of alcohol. YUM
The perfect combination.
I want Hello Kitty wine! Where Can I buy some? Plus the picture of Hello Kitty is just so cute. I want I want where can I find?
who wants to get tipsy?????????????????
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME
sorry to ruin you moment, but im afraid thats just beaujolais nouveau with a hello kitty label. the wine isn’t made by sanrio.
scary….
Awwwwww I want sum : )
the bottle is for keeps…but the wine is not! XD
You need to show your wife this site.
http://www.openthatbottlenight.com/
Please do partake, Hello Kitty will be in you forever.
I do believe I took that pic of the wine! I got those at SWAM WINE in Hawaii and the wine is YUMMY!
I think I need to send you my vid of my Hello Kitty Bling!
Old news! lol
omg i told my hubby i want this for my 21 bday party! he thought i was making it up til i sent the link to his cell! <3
My birthday is next week. I know what I’m getting.
I want it but I don’t get why she just doesn’t drink it and refill it with water. > .>
Keep the bottle, drink the wine.
I think this would be a perfect drink to celebrate giving birth to twins in a couple of weeks!