Hello Kitty Pasta
Yikes…the Hello Kitty Hell food issue is fast becoming a train with no brakes. It has progressed to the point where I’m not sure there is anything I can do to stop it as my wife finds more and more Hello Kitty food that is not pure sugar. Her latest purchase to prove to me that Hello Kitty can be healthy is a box of Hello Kitty macaroni pasta. Even worse, it comes in a decorative Hello Kitty jar so even after the pasta is gone, there will still be more Hello Kitty in the house:
Sitting down to a meal with Hello Kitty food on a Hello Kitty plate pretty well sums up the Hello Kitty Hell I’m living in. Why don’t they invent a Hello Kitty garbage disposal…that might be something Hello Kitty I could get into…
Update: I thought that moving away from Japan would allow me to escape Hello Kitty Hell pasta nights — apparently the evil feline was having none of that making her way into foreign countries:
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Posted: February 16th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 17
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#1 Comment from Sharon Moore
Time: February 16, 2007, 7:59 am
Dude, My daughter and I love Hello Kitty…HOWEVER…your wife has entirely too much disposable income. Your posts are hilarious. I kinda feel bad to be indirectly contributing to your misery. (Sorry).
BTW, my daughter is 11. She has a typical Hello Kitty sprinkled room and few CHEETAH items here and there but your wife has got her beat!!
I’ll have to send you a pic of her pink, miniature, Christmas tree outfitted with Hello Kitty ornaments. Yes, it’s cute *hanging head in shame* but it’s for an 11 year old. It spins around and plays a melody also. Perfect for your hell. When I send the pic, I will diguise it an a coded email so you know not to read it until your wife is not home. I would hate for her to see it and decide that it was needed. Then, I would see you on a Japanese news report on youtube….”Man slices wrists with Hello Kitty Ornament”.
I would feel terrible.
#2 Comment from chairwoman meow
Time: February 16, 2007, 9:18 am
I LOVE your web site!! And yes, I LOVE Hello Kitty!
Below is a link to a book that was published in 2001. Not sure if your wife has it. She might be able to get more HK item ideas from it *evil laugh*
#3 Comment from Alexandria
Time: February 16, 2007, 9:31 am
Dear J( i dont wanna say your whole name)
I emailed you 2 weeks ago and i am dying to know where is your wife getting all this stuff from i would like to order it. since you guys dont own a store how is it possible to have access to the most awesome hello kitty stuff. please hit me back im serious as cancer i need to know where i can get some of this stuff because i tried to order from japan but its impossible!
#4 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 16, 2007, 9:45 am
…most awesome hello kitty stuff
is a phrase that someone that is way too much into Hello Kitty would use (say, like my wife). Feeding addictions that will place other men in misery is, as you might imagine, not on the top of my to-do list. Think of it this way, I am saving you a lot of money 
#5 Comment from ellen
Time: February 16, 2007, 11:16 am
Could you possibly post a picture of what that pasta looks like cooked?
#6 Comment from Bebee
Time: February 16, 2007, 7:32 pm
oh my, where can I purchase this!!!
#7 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 16, 2007, 8:01 pm
#8 Comment from hollister -chick
Time: February 16, 2007, 9:04 pm
omg…that is so cute….i need buy some….where can i get it???????/
#9 Comment from michiko
Time: February 19, 2007, 4:37 pm
hey i just came across your hello kitty hell page and wow! its the only word that pops in my head..lol..im a hello kitty fanatic to my poor husband’s dismay..i have the bathroom all behello kittied..*poor soul he didnt stand a chance*lol..but i sadly must admit your wife has me beat.*sigh*
well i dont know if you’ve seen this on the net but i have..you can have a hello kitty image bonded to one of your teeth..i know crazy huh??i was amazed to….
#10 Comment from Pami Jane
Time: May 12, 2007, 4:58 pm
I agree with Sharon, your wife has way too much time and money on her hands, however…hmmm. I collect kitties, faries and dragons and Christian art with just as much passion…although I think I’d feel really odd eating Jesus pasta, um. No. Communion is good enough for me. LOL.
#11 Comment from Karen
Time: August 29, 2007, 2:29 pm
Hey, where did your wife get the Hello Kitty Macaroni? I got one before, but cannot remember who gave it to me and I cant find it anywhere. Pls let me know. Tks~
#12 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 29, 2007, 5:51 pm
Hey, where did your wife get the Hello Kitty Macaroni? I got one before, but cannot remember who gave it to me and I cant find it anywhere. Pls let me know.
Apologies, it isn’t going to happen. Welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell
#13 Comment from luvshellokitty
Time: September 18, 2007, 6:37 am
thats not hello kitty on the jar thats her twin sister mimmy!
#14 Comment from Truk
Time: February 28, 2008, 8:49 pm
luvshellokitty:
thats not hello kitty on the jar thats her twin sister mimmy!
So what? It’s a damn cat with a stupid bow. Close enough.
#15 Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:32 pm
I love themed shaped noodles..it makes eating fun
#16 Comment from Ladybuguboo
Time: February 21, 2009, 2:00 pm
OK, the HK pop tarts made me want to gag, be i like these. But i also hate normal pop tarts and love pasta, so yeah.
#17 Comment from Sarah
Time: April 30, 2010, 1:52 pm
At least you can bite her head off, I suppose.
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