Hello Kitty Ramen
It’s emails like this that make Hello Kitty Hell the Hell it is. It seemed that my wife was slowly letting go of her all Hello Kitty food fantasies as she concentrated on other Hello Kitty goods when this shows up in my email:
wife: You like ramen!
me: I like real ramen…
wife: Hello Kitty ramen isn’t real ramen?
me: … (thinking: “oh boy, this is another one of those no win questions”)
wife: It’s soooooooo cute. We have to buy it.
me: … (thinking: can it get worse?)
wife: Which reminds me, we really should eat all Hello Kitty food. See, this is yet another proof Hello Kitty is not all sugar and candy
me: … (thinking: yep, it just got worse…)
So it seems that at some point in the near future I’m going to be looking at Hello Kitty food, on Hello Kitty plates in front of me. I bet something like this could be a pretty successful diet, cause I don’t see how I’m going to be able to keep any of it down…
From reader yznw who really should be the one that has to eat this crap…
Posted: April 3rd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 26
Comments
Comment from yznw
Time: April 3, 2007, 6:29 am
i lik ur blog and ur style of writing to see all the hello kitty product 
Comment from random kt freak
Time: April 3, 2007, 6:33 am
those hello kt faces look like they’re the tiny hello kt erasers that comes in packs XD
maybe thats wat they do w/ the stationary that doesnt sell 
Comment from moi_même
Time: April 3, 2007, 7:27 am
when someone thinks it can’t get any worse…8-|
… are those HK heads even… eatable? Or merely ornamental?
Comment from IS
Time: April 3, 2007, 7:41 am
hahaha i tried these before! it is quite actually..dispite the fact that is hello kitty haha..
Comment from adora
Time: April 3, 2007, 7:59 am
Those Hello Kitty heads are made with starch and fish or egg protiens. They are eatable replacement of Japanese fish cakes.
I had Hello Kitty Nagasaki nooodles before. Actually taste just like regular Nagasaki nNoodles. Will send photos.
Comment from Katy
Time: April 3, 2007, 10:20 am
I don’t know if you’ve seen this before: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2007-04/03/content_842723.htm
Comment from Suzanne
Time: April 3, 2007, 2:26 pm
I would have guessed the little heads were tofu like in miso soup or something. Fish protein sounds gross, I don’t want to eat it now.
Comment from Goodboy Norman Featherstone
Time: April 4, 2007, 8:03 am
Are the Hello Kitty heads made of tofu? That’s really gross looking.
Comment from Sharon Moore
Time: April 4, 2007, 9:51 am
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! *tears* Dude, I feel so bad for you!!… I do like HK but DAMN!!! That’s just ridiculous!!!
Maybe you could imagine killing HK by biting her heads in half, like kids do with animal crakcers and Easter bunnies (bite the ears off).
Oh no…hello kitty animal crackers….with all of her buddies…*shudders then laughs* XDD
Comment from dirtyrottenkitty
Time: April 4, 2007, 1:30 pm
OK, that looks nasty.
Those mini-kitties look like the “marshmallows” in Lucky Charms or some shit. I’m sorry, but those are just a little too detailed and colorful to be real food. Like someone colored an eraser with Sharpies.
I had no idea your hell extended to your dinner.
Comment from Siouxie
Time: April 5, 2007, 7:09 am
I received a package of Hello Kitty heads. My husband went through it and bit just the heads off. I was mortified.
Comment from mel_727
Time: April 5, 2007, 4:35 pm
My daughter & I love Hello Kitty, I notice you mention Hello Kitty Plates - do you know were we can get some? My daugher is just moving out we would love to have plates for her kitchen. Can you help me with where to get them? How about Hello Kitty Flatware?
Thanks,
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: April 5, 2007, 11:49 pm
Can you help me with where to get them? How about Hello Kitty Flatware?
Welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell…it ain’t going to happen…
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Comment from Jamie
Time: April 12, 2007, 10:16 pm
i’ve actually had these. i mean they aren’t the best in the world, but it was kinda fun eating them.
Comment from .::karma::.
Time: June 24, 2007, 5:41 pm
omg! i so agree wit ur wife! get every thing hello kitty!!!!!
Comment from PGT
Time: July 13, 2007, 7:34 am
all i can say in reference to cartoons is:
naruto would be turning in his grave…
those kitties do sorta look like lucky charms marsmallows, or el-cheapo erasers. i will never touch the stuff…
Comment from MADDY
Time: July 17, 2007, 7:27 am
LOOKS YUMMY,BUT THAT IS JUST STUPID!
Comment from Autumn
Time: July 28, 2007, 8:20 am
well im sorry to tell you this. but they have hello kitty vitamins. they sell them probably more than this place but Target. and they have hello kitty humidifiers. im sorry. i like hello kitty. but not this much. i feel for you. I would hate to live like that. that would make HK just….stupid…..and repetitive
Comment from Lyn
Time: August 27, 2007, 4:55 am
Just way too cool!
Ilove the Bento by the way - that’s the most clever thing I have seen so far!
Comment from Laisa
Time: November 7, 2007, 12:30 pm
Just wondering… Is her head edible? What is that? o.o
Comment from Misawa
Time: November 16, 2007, 11:07 pm
Hello Kitty Curry is good xD
I think xD
Is ee it for sale :3
I need to buy the ramen!
Comment from Jas
Time: December 23, 2007, 4:32 am
I happen to come across your blog entry on “Kitty Ramen” and so happens that I have also written something about this. Maybe you’ll want to show it to your wife?
Comment from PurpleGothChick
Time: January 9, 2008, 10:52 am
What the hell are the kitties in the ramen made from? :-S
Looks horrible!
Comment from not yellow
Time: February 2, 2008, 9:40 am
oh my god I wouldn’t eat hello kitty’s head even if had a gun pointed to my brain.
disgusting
looks like plastic
bleah
you know, I feel so sorry for you.
AND if I were you, I wouldn’t be alive anymore^^
but life is long.
I can’t understand your wife. She really is a biiiig fan.
lucky me, I live in a way different world.
Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:32 pm
I wonder what those little floaters are made out of
I’m sure it tastes good though
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