It’s emails like this that make Hello Kitty Hell the Hell it is. It seemed that my wife was slowly letting go of her all Hello Kitty food fantasies as she concentrated on other Hello Kitty goods when this shows up in my email:
wife: You like ramen!
me: I like real ramen…
wife: Hello Kitty ramen isn’t real ramen?
me: … (thinking: “oh boy, this is another one of those no win questions”)
wife: It’s soooooooo cute. We have to buy it.
me: … (thinking: can it get worse?)
wife: Which reminds me, we really should eat all Hello Kitty food. See, this is yet another proof Hello Kitty is not all sugar and candy
me: … (thinking: yep, it just got worse…)
So it seems that at some point in the near future I’m going to be looking at Hello Kitty food, on Hello Kitty plates in front of me. I bet something like this could be a pretty successful diet, cause I don’t see how I’m going to be able to keep any of it down…
From reader yznw who really should be the one that has to eat this crap…