Hello Kitty Piano – Roll Up Style
You know that Hello Kitty Hell is getting bad when my wife wants something Hello Kitty and I think, “Well, at least it’s not as bad as it could be.” That was my thought when she announced that she wanted the Hello Kitty roll-up piano:
While any normal person would take one look at that and simple say, “Why the hell would anyone need that?” living in Hello Kitty Hell warps your perceptions. My initial reaction was, “At least it’s not a full sized Hello Kitty piano monstrosity.” (Yes, I know — very, very sad)
As with all of the Hello Kitty musical instruments my wife has to have for her collection, she has no desire to ever play it (at least I hope so – Hello Kitty themed songs on a piano would be pretty damn hellish). This is what Hello Kitty Hell has done to me – I am actually hoping that my wife buys Hello Kitty stuff that she will never use and can be stored away so that they don’t have to be seen — pretty pathetic…
Posted: May 27th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Music.
Comments: 18
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Comment from ojuang
Time: May 27, 2007, 7:55 pm
A full size one, like this?:
http://www.johngreene.org/japan-browse/pages/hello_kitty_piano%20copy.htm
Comment from MeganGORE
Time: May 28, 2007, 12:10 am
like, i love hello kitty. and you’re little hello kitty bashing website is just amazing ;]
i also thought you’d just love to see these and eat hello kitty sandwitch things for the rest of forever.
i might ;D
Comment from Frida
Time: May 28, 2007, 8:00 am
I think that Hello Kitty was created just so your wife could terrorize so much x)
Comment from Neko-chan
Time: May 29, 2007, 12:55 am
Please stop your wife from spending her money for a so useless thing like this!!!
-for your wife- If I were in you I would ask my husband to buy for me a full sized HK piano!!! 
Comment from Bethany
Time: May 29, 2007, 3:38 am
I thought you’d enjoy this: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42388122/
Comment from Charlotte
Time: May 29, 2007, 6:17 am
actually i’m a big fan of hello kitty too,,
but,, wow man, if i were you i think i probably would go to rehabilitation center, suffering from hello-kitty phobia, and would never ever want coming home before all those hellish stuffs had all removed. you’re tough!
*your wife’d better give the money to charity or save some money for stop global warming action*
Comment from random kt freak
Time: May 30, 2007, 5:35 am
LOL u should check out this hello kt golf club
Comment from An
Time: May 30, 2007, 10:29 pm
I don’t think this is necessary and part of hello kitty collection. I would rather spend money on more practical stuff.
Comment from antsop
Time: May 31, 2007, 8:17 pm
hello kitty is not only the best thing in the world but she is i also the hottest thing goin round!!
ur wife obiously has good taste in merchindice and bad taste in men if u despise hello kitty that much…hell is definatly not a word that cums to mind wen we think of hello kitty… so get ova it spend ya money on EVERYTHING hello kitty that u can get yor hands on nd peace out…
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antz and soph
Comment from Cathy!:
Time: June 5, 2007, 5:54 am
Awww! South africa has no cute tosters,fridge’s etc as you guys do!! If i could I would get EVERYTHING in my house of it!
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Comment from tizzy
Time: April 27, 2008, 1:39 am
I WANT THIS!!
can anybody ship it to Jakarta, Indonesia? 
Comment from experimental maytee
Time: April 29, 2008, 2:05 am
hellooooo
that is a really cool piano and i think that you are tbh really mean to be showing it off
tbqh….. that is sooo selfish most people (who are hello kitty fans) would love to own that piano and probally come right to your door to collect it
tbh… you could make soo many people happy by putting that up for sale but noo…….what do you do but put a really nice picture on the web for all hello kitty fans to drool over
tbqh thats unfair….
Comment from stuart
Time: May 15, 2008, 3:52 pm
i own many instruments and have never seen anything like that before, it looks awful, it makes me feel bad, but can you imagine how the piano feels
Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: June 16, 2008, 12:47 am
Good idea if your space is too cramped for the real piano.
Comment from hello kitty
Time: December 21, 2008, 12:06 pm
I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed that!
Comment from Ladybuguboo
Time: February 21, 2009, 5:21 pm
Why the hell would anyone need that?
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