Hello Kitty Jason
Somehow this seems like a Hello Kitty alter ego that is probably deep within her, although I still think she is scarier without the mask (although the fact that a Hello Kitty chainsaw really does exist is even scarier):

Sent in by duncan (via artist Joseph),
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Posted: June 19th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 29
Comments
#1 Comment from KittyBABY
Time: June 19, 2007, 3:46 am
Jason Kitty!!! Cool!!
#2 Comment from Melissa
Time: June 19, 2007, 9:03 am
Holy crap! That actually looks cool. I almost kind of want it.
#3 Comment from Siouxie
Time: June 19, 2007, 1:20 pm
I worked as a designer on “Look Who’s Stalking: Child’s Play III” and my boss knew I liked HK…so while I designed Chucky posters, he designed a special poster of HK holding an AK 47 with a bullet hole in her head…He said the blood on her forehead matches her red jumper…
Isn’t HK cute? I did not find this amusing.
#4 Comment from Jennifer
Time: June 19, 2007, 2:10 pm
Holy. Cow. That is officially weirder than the Klingon kitty.
The real question is, though, would your wife want THIS one?
#5 Comment from jordan
Time: June 19, 2007, 2:58 pm
Strange strange.
#6 Comment from Laiane
Time: June 19, 2007, 3:04 pm
Alright, that has crossed the line from “so cute it’s disgusting” (the usual order of business here at Hello Kitty Hell) to “completely surreal — I think I want one.”
#7 Comment from Cade
Time: June 19, 2007, 5:32 pm
Well, I collect horror memorabilia and am a semi-retired HK collector and I’m with Melissa- I would totally “love” to own this figure.
#8 Comment from Margaret
Time: June 19, 2007, 8:50 pm
Hee. It’s the blood literally dripping off the mask that makes it art. And I love the little pink chainsaw. I actually want this one.
I may have a problem, because I cannot stop giggling at this.
#9 Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: June 20, 2007, 7:59 am
Siouxie, if you can’t see the humour in Full Metal Kitty, you are unworthy of that name. Turn in your leather jacket and get a Wal-Mart makeover.
The pink chainsaw makes this toy for me. What is the toy meant to do? It looks like there are speakers or something on the feet.
#10 Comment from Allyson
Time: June 20, 2007, 8:25 am
I really LOVE this Kitty. My daughter the true Kitty fan thinks it is disturbing but still cute. I just have to have one.
#11 Comment from LaLaGirl
Time: June 20, 2007, 4:43 pm
Haha…Jason, I love your blog! This Hello Kitty toy looks super cool! Since you have everything HK on your blog, I thought I sent you this link for the Hello Kitty Pet Couture for dogs (and cats if they can tolerate clothes).
http://www.funnyfur.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=146
Here’s some pics of dogs wearing Hello Kitty Pet Couture…so cute right! Probably not to you though!
I am sure you already have the pic of the HK sewing machine and your wife probably has it but I love my green Hello Kitty sewing machine. It’s so cute! Oh, and my fiance hates everything Hello Kitty! LOL
#12 Comment from LaLaGirl
Time: June 20, 2007, 4:44 pm
Oops…here’s that link of dogs wearing the HK clothes:
#13 Comment from jeanine
Time: June 23, 2007, 2:09 pm
there’s just something unnatural about a dog wearing little clothes with cats on it.
#14 Comment from Annie
Time: June 25, 2007, 9:46 am
oh my! I want this Hello Kitty, and all my friends will too. This is an awesome collectible for Horror fans like myself!
Hello Kitty & Jason RULE!!!
#15 Comment from sue
Time: June 25, 2007, 11:34 am
i love this, too. it’s incredibly original and cute and scary.
#16 Comment from Lisa
Time: June 25, 2007, 12:01 pm
I want this HK, but I want a fully functioning pink chainsaw more.
#17 Comment from dolores kulik
Time: June 25, 2007, 12:03 pm
This is obviously a kitty for adult appreciation. I hate super-cloyingly sweet Kitty, and cannot imagine why they still sell. (My granddaughters wear skulls!) I have not seen the horror movie(s), but sort of recognize the mask. Drawing on my experience with cutting trees for firewood, I think that might be Kitty’s own blood. I have to have her ‘cuz she’s got my attitude!
#18 Comment from Lindseyv
Time: June 25, 2007, 1:36 pm
THIS IS SICK!
#19 Comment from camdog
Time: June 25, 2007, 2:28 pm
a vision, a true God. the two-in-one. all bow down.
#20 Comment from Catmoves
Time: June 25, 2007, 4:16 pm
Oh well, it’s sure to be cute to those requiring mental care. Perhaps the next doll could show a smiling GI with a leg and/or arm blown off by an IED?
#21 Comment from Kevin
Time: June 26, 2007, 11:30 am
JUST ONE QUESTION: When will this be available to purchase and where could you get one???????
#22 Comment from Jeremy
Time: June 28, 2007, 11:34 am
I MUST have this. PLEASE someone tell me how to get this or anything like it…
#23 Comment from Annie
Time: July 2, 2007, 4:04 pm
I want one to give to my friend BUCKETHEAD! Where can I get one?
#24 Comment from Kiki
Time: July 11, 2007, 12:18 pm
I had a dream the other night… that there were hundreds of this particular hello kitty coming after me, chasing me into the bathroom… but hello kitty had a chainsaw… and cut down the door. thank god i woke up!
#25 Comment from tay tay
Time: February 13, 2008, 11:00 am
thats cool…
#26 Comment from Elizabeth
Time: March 1, 2008, 1:17 pm
I like, wish he kept the bow pink though matches the chainsaw.
#27 Comment from Courtney
Time: April 18, 2008, 4:16 pm
I love Kitty And I love horror too. This is awesome. My step dad knows the guy who played Jason and I know they would both love this.
#28 Comment from chaos
Time: December 17, 2008, 3:26 pm
PHOTO-SHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#29 Comment from MELISSA
Time: September 22, 2009, 7:00 pm
I absolutely love this Hello Kitty Doll. Do you know where I can purchase one, if they are for sale?????

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