Hello Kitty Jason

Somehow this seems like a Hello Kitty alter ego that is probably deep within her, although I still think she is scarier without the mask (although the fact that a Hello Kitty chainsaw really does exist is even scarier):

Hello Kitty Jason

Sent in by duncan (via artist Joseph)

Update: You knew there was no way that the Jason x Hello Kitty theme would ever end with just one item:

Hello Kitty Friday the 13th Jason mask

Sent in by Rob

31 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Jason

  1. I worked as a designer on “Look Who’s Stalking: Child’s Play III” and my boss knew I liked HK…so while I designed Chucky posters, he designed a special poster of HK holding an AK 47 with a bullet hole in her head…He said the blood on her forehead matches her red jumper…

    Isn’t HK cute? I did not find this amusing.

  2. Alright, that has crossed the line from “so cute it’s disgusting” (the usual order of business here at Hello Kitty Hell) to “completely surreal — I think I want one.”

  3. Well, I collect horror memorabilia and am a semi-retired HK collector and I’m with Melissa- I would totally “love” to own this figure.

  4. Hee. It’s the blood literally dripping off the mask that makes it art. And I love the little pink chainsaw. I actually want this one.

    I may have a problem, because I cannot stop giggling at this.

  5. Siouxie, if you can’t see the humour in Full Metal Kitty, you are unworthy of that name. Turn in your leather jacket and get a Wal-Mart makeover.

    The pink chainsaw makes this toy for me. What is the toy meant to do? It looks like there are speakers or something on the feet.

  6. Haha…Jason, I love your blog! This Hello Kitty toy looks super cool! Since you have everything HK on your blog, I thought I sent you this link for the Hello Kitty Pet Couture for dogs (and cats if they can tolerate clothes).

    http://www.funnyfur.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=146

    Here’s some pics of dogs wearing Hello Kitty Pet Couture…so cute right! Probably not to you though!

    I am sure you already have the pic of the HK sewing machine and your wife probably has it but I love my green Hello Kitty sewing machine. It’s so cute! Oh, and my fiance hates everything Hello Kitty! LOL

  7. oh my! I want this Hello Kitty, and all my friends will too. This is an awesome collectible for Horror fans like myself!
    Hello Kitty & Jason RULE!!!

  8. This is obviously a kitty for adult appreciation. I hate super-cloyingly sweet Kitty, and cannot imagine why they still sell. (My granddaughters wear skulls!) I have not seen the horror movie(s), but sort of recognize the mask. Drawing on my experience with cutting trees for firewood, I think that might be Kitty’s own blood. I have to have her ‘cuz she’s got my attitude!

  9. Oh well, it’s sure to be cute to those requiring mental care. Perhaps the next doll could show a smiling GI with a leg and/or arm blown off by an IED?

  10. I had a dream the other night… that there were hundreds of this particular hello kitty coming after me, chasing me into the bathroom… but hello kitty had a chainsaw… and cut down the door. thank god i woke up!

  11. I love Kitty And I love horror too. This is awesome. My step dad knows the guy who played Jason and I know they would both love this.

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