Hello Kitty Chainsaw

There are some combinations that just should never go together. Hello Kitty x Jesus. Hello Kitty x S&M room. Hello Kitty x Men’s underwear (I could go on and on, but I would rather not have your suicide attempt traced back to this blog). Of course, Hello Kitty continually adds to this list. Case and point — Hello Kitty x chainsaw:

hello kitty chainsaw

While Hello Kitty fanatics may see something like this as cute (you have to seriously feel for the lumberjack significant other that has to carry this around at work), for the rest of us it pretty much exemplifies what any horror movie villain (or the evil feline herself) would undoubtedly use to dismember victims. In fact, The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre is probably already in production and is guaranteed to be the most horrifying movie that you have ever seen. Then again, getting dismembered by Hello Kitty wielding a Hello Kitty chainsaw probably would be less painful than actually having to live in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Shelly who really should have to spend all her free time cutting firewood with this thing (along with a miscellaneous Hello Kitty plush now and then which “accidentally” gets mixed in with the wood pile) as punishment for ever thinking that sending it to me could ever be a good idea.

Update: Apparently, this brings out the worst fears in everyone:

helllo kitty chainsaw onipepper

(via Onipepper)

helllo kitty chainsaw massacre

(via Mysticmaster)

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43 Responses to Hello Kitty Chainsaw

  1. Tabsy says:

    W00T! I am da first comment!
    Anyways, let’s wait and see what Darlene is going to say about this. Shall we? I’ll share my popcorn.

  2. The Kittynator says:

    Coming soon to theaters: Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre

  3. Lauren says:

    I’m pretty sure that the creator of Hello Kitty stands by a statement where she does not put Hello Kitty’s face on any products that are weapons. Therefore, anything that is a weapon is probably a knock-off Hello Kitty product.

  4. Gail says:

    Can’t wait to see this used as a prop in the next “SAW” Movie!

  5. JC says:

    I would SO use this to cut firewood! And it would keep my husband from handling my tools. Maybe I should kittify my tool kit to keep him from “borrowing” any more of my tools.

  6. Sharon says:

    THE perfect thing with which to go Hello Kitty postal in a Hello Kitty fanatic significant other’s Hello Kitty collection…

  7. Kitteh!! says:

    @Lauren, a chainsaw is not a weapon, well unless you happen to be a tree anyway! ;)

  8. LeeJH says:

    Wow, forget the chainsaw – that’s such a great idea, a horror movie where the baddie is a Hello Kitty fanatic! Hollywood hasn’t even thought of that one yet.

  9. Cyn says:

    The only good use for that monstrosity would be indeed to massacre Hello Kitty Plush

  10. Sanriobaby =^.^= says:

    As much as I love HK, it never cease to amaze me the crap people come up with. Btw, love the pitch for the next Saw movie!!!

  11. Laurie says:

    Oh, man, I need that! I’d be happier about doing firewood, and no one would steal the damn thing.

  12. TEEHEE! says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, aint that the truth!

  13. Stareyes says:

    stupid but yet funny at the same time lol

  14. falnfenix says:

    HAH. found my zombie-killer weapon.

  15. Amanda says:

    Just firewood nothing! I would use that at work! I’m USFS chainsaw certified and guarantee no one would laugh at me with that in my hands.

    I only wish I’d had it when I went to saw school.

  16. Rasamune says:

    I almost expect to see an assassin lugging this thing around in No More Heroes 3.

  17. evan cairo says:

    photoshopped. doesn’t REALLY exist as a product.

  18. j-man says:

    I so want one.

  19. La says:

    Hello Chainsaw!

  20. Curious says:

    This must have come from some art gallery somewhere, right? As in, having been made by an artist? It would be nice to have a little attribution here.

  21. SHEENA says:

    Yeah….. I’m going to pass on that one!

  22. The Kittynator says:

    Left 4 Dead 2 gets an update to include a Hello Kitty chainsaw as a weapon. Other games follow suit.

    Microsoft creates a Hello Kitty dashboard theme & gamerpics. Sony creates similar items for Playstation Home.

  23. Barbara says:

    I love Hello Kitty but there are just some places she doesn’t belong. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing this or the Hello Kitty Vibrator. Is this even a real product?

  24. josie says:

    Awww so cute! Jason Voorhes surely wants one of this on his next movie…Just what every Psyco dreams on Xmas!

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  26. Mandarin Kitten says:

    Hey! My friend sent me that last week saying it’s perfect for me! Teehee… It was a funny email

  27. PrettyRaverGirl says:


  28. submom says:

    Strangely, I found this chainsaw scarier than the regular ones.

  29. tara says:

    i hate you

  30. Clint says:

    I know this is just a paint job on an antique saw, but what kind of saw is it, or is it just a mock up of old parts. I want that saw, hello kitty, or not.

  31. anon says:

    this looks like a 3D render

  32. Sade says:

    wow i want one of those… its cute and psycotic…just my type

  33. momom says:


  34. Jeanne says:

    I need this!

  35. Marie says:

    Did I miss the Hello Kitty Hockey Mask?!

  36. Trooper says:

    Ha wow this is so cute I want one now haha

  37. cupcakeluver says:


  38. Robin says:

    Where can i purchase one of them??

  39. Dan J Rouse says:

    Wow the perfect tool to take those zombies out with a bit of class.

  40. misspinkHK says:

    I know im late on this but….as much as I love anything HELLO KITTY that chainsaw alone scare TF outta me that’s one HK I would nvr buy

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