Hello Kitty Chainsaw
There are some combinations that just should never go together. Hello Kitty x Jesus. Hello Kitty x S&M room. Hello Kitty x Men’s underwear (I could go on and on, but I would rather not have your suicide attempt traced back to this blog). Of course, Hello Kitty continually adds to this list. Case and point — Hello Kitty x chainsaw:
While Hello Kitty fanatics may see something like this as cute (you have to seriously feel for the lumberjack significant other that has to carry this around at work), for the rest of us it pretty much exemplifies what any horror movie villain (or the evil feline herself) would undoubtedly use to dismember victims. In fact, The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre is probably already in production and is guaranteed to be the most horrifying movie that you have ever seen. Then again, getting dismembered by Hello Kitty wielding a Hello Kitty chainsaw probably would be less painful than actually having to live in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Shelly who really should have to spend all her free time cutting firewood with this thing (along with a miscellaneous Hello Kitty plush now and then which “accidentally” gets mixed in with the wood pile) as punishment for ever thinking that sending it to me could ever be a good idea.
Update: Apparently, this brings out the worst fears in everyone:
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Posted: February 1st, 2010 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 34
Comments
#1 Comment from Tabsy
Time: February 1, 2010, 6:04 pm
W00T! I am da first comment!
Anyways, let’s wait and see what Darlene is going to say about this. Shall we? I’ll share my popcorn.
#2 Comment from The Kittynator
Time: February 1, 2010, 6:20 pm
Coming soon to theaters: Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre
#3 Comment from Lauren
Time: February 1, 2010, 8:29 pm
I’m pretty sure that the creator of Hello Kitty stands by a statement where she does not put Hello Kitty’s face on any products that are weapons. Therefore, anything that is a weapon is probably a knock-off Hello Kitty product.
#4 Comment from Gail
Time: February 1, 2010, 9:33 pm
Can’t wait to see this used as a prop in the next “SAW” Movie!
#5 Comment from JC
Time: February 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
I would SO use this to cut firewood! And it would keep my husband from handling my tools. Maybe I should kittify my tool kit to keep him from “borrowing” any more of my tools.
#6 Comment from Sharon
Time: February 1, 2010, 10:45 pm
THE perfect thing with which to go Hello Kitty postal in a Hello Kitty fanatic significant other’s Hello Kitty collection…
#7 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 2, 2010, 2:21 am
@Lauren, a chainsaw is not a weapon, well unless you happen to be a tree anyway! 
#8 Comment from LeeJH
Time: February 2, 2010, 3:48 am
Wow, forget the chainsaw – that’s such a great idea, a horror movie where the baddie is a Hello Kitty fanatic! Hollywood hasn’t even thought of that one yet.
#9 Comment from Cyn
Time: February 2, 2010, 7:51 am
The only good use for that monstrosity would be indeed to massacre Hello Kitty Plush
#10 Comment from Sanriobaby =^.^=
Time: February 2, 2010, 9:40 am
As much as I love HK, it never cease to amaze me the crap people come up with. Btw, love the pitch for the next Saw movie!!!
#11 Comment from Laurie
Time: February 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Oh, man, I need that! I’d be happier about doing firewood, and no one would steal the damn thing.
#12 Comment from TEEHEE!
Time: February 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, aint that the truth!
#13 Comment from Stareyes
Time: February 3, 2010, 11:33 am
stupid but yet funny at the same time lol
#14 Comment from falnfenix
Time: February 4, 2010, 9:03 am
HAH. found my zombie-killer weapon.
#15 Comment from Amanda
Time: February 4, 2010, 10:35 am
Just firewood nothing! I would use that at work! I’m USFS chainsaw certified and guarantee no one would laugh at me with that in my hands.
I only wish I’d had it when I went to saw school.
#16 Comment from Rasamune
Time: February 4, 2010, 5:09 pm
I almost expect to see an assassin lugging this thing around in No More Heroes 3.
#17 Comment from gdever
Time: February 5, 2010, 2:23 am
Looks great!!!
#18 Comment from evan cairo
Time: February 5, 2010, 6:53 am
photoshopped. doesn’t REALLY exist as a product.
#19 Comment from j-man
Time: February 5, 2010, 9:20 am
I so want one.
#20 Comment from La
Time: February 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hello Chainsaw!
#21 Comment from Curious
Time: February 5, 2010, 12:00 pm
This must have come from some art gallery somewhere, right? As in, having been made by an artist? It would be nice to have a little attribution here.
#22 Comment from Mysticmaster
Time: February 5, 2010, 3:29 pm
http://files.myopera.com/Mysticmaster/blog/Hellokittytexaskitty.jpg
i edited this. 
(supposed to be funny)
#23 Comment from SHEENA
Time: February 5, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah….. I’m going to pass on that one!
#24 Comment from The Kittynator
Time: February 5, 2010, 8:06 pm
Left 4 Dead 2 gets an update to include a Hello Kitty chainsaw as a weapon. Other games follow suit.
Microsoft creates a Hello Kitty dashboard theme & gamerpics. Sony creates similar items for Playstation Home.
#25 Comment from Barbara
Time: February 9, 2010, 4:09 pm
I love Hello Kitty but there are just some places she doesn’t belong. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing this or the Hello Kitty Vibrator. Is this even a real product?
#26 Comment from josie
Time: February 9, 2010, 8:56 pm
Awww so cute! Jason Voorhes surely wants one of this on his next movie…Just what every Psyco dreams on Xmas!
#27 Pingback from V-Day
Time: February 10, 2010, 11:33 am
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#28 Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: February 12, 2010, 10:58 pm
Hey! My friend sent me that last week saying it’s perfect for me! Teehee… It was a funny email
#29 Comment from PrettyRaverGirl
Time: February 14, 2010, 9:05 pm
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WOULD BE NICE TO SCARE THE KIDS ON HALLOWEEN WITH!
#30 Comment from submom
Time: February 25, 2010, 12:04 pm
Strangely, I found this chainsaw scarier than the regular ones.
#31 Comment from tara
Time: March 2, 2010, 11:25 am
i hate you
#32 Comment from Jacenta
Time: March 14, 2010, 12:25 am
wow I love it
#33 Comment from Clint
Time: May 18, 2010, 8:50 am
I know this is just a paint job on an antique saw, but what kind of saw is it, or is it just a mock up of old parts. I want that saw, hello kitty, or not.
#34 Comment from anon
Time: June 7, 2010, 3:43 pm
this looks like a 3D render
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