Hello Kitty Chainsaw

There are some combinations that just should never go together. Hello Kitty x Jesus. Hello Kitty x S&M room. Hello Kitty x Men’s underwear (I could go on and on, but I would rather not have your suicide attempt traced back to this blog). Of course, Hello Kitty continually adds to this list. Case and point — Hello Kitty x chainsaw:

hello kitty chainsaw

While Hello Kitty fanatics may see something like this as cute (you have to seriously feel for the lumberjack significant other that has to carry this around at work), for the rest of us it pretty much exemplifies what any horror movie villain (or the evil feline herself) would undoubtedly use to dismember victims. In fact, The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre is probably already in production and is guaranteed to be the most horrifying movie that you have ever seen. Then again, getting dismembered by Hello Kitty wielding a Hello Kitty chainsaw probably would be less painful than actually having to live in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Shelly who really should have to spend all her free time cutting firewood with this thing (along with a miscellaneous Hello Kitty plush now and then which “accidentally” gets mixed in with the wood pile) as punishment for ever thinking that sending it to me could ever be a good idea.

Update: Apparently, this brings out the worst fears in everyone:

helllo kitty chainsaw onipepper

(via Onipepper)

helllo kitty chainsaw massacre

(via Mysticmaster)

43 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Chainsaw

  1. W00T! I am da first comment!
    Anyways, let’s wait and see what Darlene is going to say about this. Shall we? I’ll share my popcorn.

  2. I’m pretty sure that the creator of Hello Kitty stands by a statement where she does not put Hello Kitty’s face on any products that are weapons. Therefore, anything that is a weapon is probably a knock-off Hello Kitty product.

  3. I would SO use this to cut firewood! And it would keep my husband from handling my tools. Maybe I should kittify my tool kit to keep him from “borrowing” any more of my tools.

  4. Wow, forget the chainsaw – that’s such a great idea, a horror movie where the baddie is a Hello Kitty fanatic! Hollywood hasn’t even thought of that one yet.

  5. As much as I love HK, it never cease to amaze me the crap people come up with. Btw, love the pitch for the next Saw movie!!!

  6. Just firewood nothing! I would use that at work! I’m USFS chainsaw certified and guarantee no one would laugh at me with that in my hands.

    I only wish I’d had it when I went to saw school.

  7. This must have come from some art gallery somewhere, right? As in, having been made by an artist? It would be nice to have a little attribution here.

  8. Left 4 Dead 2 gets an update to include a Hello Kitty chainsaw as a weapon. Other games follow suit.

    Microsoft creates a Hello Kitty dashboard theme & gamerpics. Sony creates similar items for Playstation Home.

  9. I love Hello Kitty but there are just some places she doesn’t belong. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing this or the Hello Kitty Vibrator. Is this even a real product?

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  11. I know this is just a paint job on an antique saw, but what kind of saw is it, or is it just a mock up of old parts. I want that saw, hello kitty, or not.

  12. I know im late on this but….as much as I love anything HELLO KITTY that chainsaw alone scare TF outta me that’s one HK I would nvr buy

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