Hello Kitty Hospital

I know it is going to be a Hello Kitty Hellish day when my wife screams with excitement about a new Hello Kitty place she wants to visit. It appears that there is a women’s hospital in Taiwan that has a Hello Kitty room for expectant mothers. It is decorated with pictures of Hello Kitty and Mimmy and who knows what else…

Hello Kitty hospital

I suppose this is their way of making the father go through the same pain and nausea as the mother giving birth, although I suspect that having to stay in a Hello Kitty decorated room waiting for your baby to arrive is actually more painful for the father. It certainly isn’t a positive sign of what the man can expect in future years.

My wife’s interest in this concerns me on a number of levels, but I have these terrible thoughts that we are going to end up going from the Hello Kitty love hotel to this Hello Kitty hospital. The only upside I can see in this whole situation is that it may possibly mean I don’t have to spend so many nights on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag, but I’m not sure that even that is worth the price for the obvious future Hello Kitty Hell I will have to endure…

Thanks (I think) to Cindy who should be forced to have all her kids born at this hospital

26 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Hospital

  1. This is a sign of the world ending.

    Kind of like bread which is sold with the crust already cut off.

    Both are signs of doomsday. :(

  2. When your wife tells you that she wants to visit that hospital, is another way to tell you that she is expecting a baby! XD
    Congratulation daddy!!!! :D

  3. This is sick! :O

    I visited a Gucci theme hospital room for expectant mothers in Tokyo. It was surreal. I thought only the Beckhams would need such a room.

    I’m glad that they didn’t had Hello Kitty Hospital back when I was born. My mom would have stayed there…

  4. Not sure this room would provide any relief. You should post pictures of your apartment, isn’t it themed the HK apartment?

  5. Wow. I think that’s about the strangest thing I’ve read on this site yet. I could see having a girl there, but a baby boy? He’d be scarred for life being brought from a world of pink into yet another world of pink. He’d think, “Freak it! I never left the womb!”

  6. You should sleep with a Hello Kitty whore and get the Hello Kitty clap. Give it to your Hello Kitty wife so that she has an excuse to go to the Hello Kitty hospital.

    (Really, I just wrote that so’s to use the phrase “Hello Kitty clap.” The whore doesn’t have to have a thing to do with HK.)

  7. Haaahaaahaaa, just to make it a little worse, let me introduce your wife to a place to goto after giving birth at the Hello Kitty Women’s hospital.

    http://www.we-gogo.com.tw/kitty.asp

    It is traditional for asian women to spend a month resting & recovery after giving birth. Well this recovery center has a Hello Kitty Room!!! So your wife can give birth in a Hello Kitty hospital and afterwards spend a whole month inside a Hello Kitty room. =)

  8. Your wife’s obsession is borderline crazy…maybe you could expose her to some good old American cartoon characters, like Beany & Cecil, or The Venture Bros. Kind of “derail the train” if you know what I mean.

    Also, I once dated a girl who was so young she had a Hello Kitty diaphragm.

    Thank You! I’ll be here all week!

  9. The hospital is in Taichung in the ChaoMa area on TaiChungGang Rd. At least you don’t have to see 50 year old men riding pink hello kitty motor scooters with pink hello kitty helmets. Thank G-d they stopped making the scooters like that. They still make the helmets though.

  10. i think thats crazy, how can ppl be that obssed with all this i mean ya its cute but not to that extent!! what will they think of next?

  11. I would love to have my baby in a Hello Kitty hospital. If I have a little girl i’m going to do her room in Hello Kitty!!! I want to go to Japan so I can see everything in Hello Kitty that we don’t have here. There stuff over there is just so much cooler than here.

  12. …dude you should never, NEVER undermine labor pains. Even if you are joking. Men who do this should be repeatedly kicked in the balls before they can have any idea of how painful it is, even if they are joking

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