Hello Kitty Tarot Cards
Not satisfied to simply take over mainstream religion, Hello Kitty also has delved into the alternatives such as these tarot cards:
It doesn’t surprise me in the least bit that Hello Kitty believes that she can predict your future (and I’m sure she knows the Hellish future that she has in store for me…and I can only imagine that this makes her silently giggle – since she doesn’t have a mouth – with great pleasure). I also have no doubt that the death card would show up time and again in any reading I had…
Of course, my wife see this as yet another positive that Hello Kitty has brought to the world: “If people would let Hello Kitty’s love inside by using these cards, their future would be so much brighter and filled with love.”
The Hello Kitty high priestess has undoubtedly blessed upon me yet another day in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by many readers all of which should have to listen to the future predictions of Hello Kitty and live with them for having enough time to find these. You can see the entire set at samiam010203’s flickr photo set
Posted: August 7th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 19
Comments
Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: August 7, 2007, 8:15 am
OK, the little bunny-hat death guy is entertaining. Behold how the kawaii elephantlet falls before the Cute Reaper! Flee, ye trouser-wearing piglet, lest ye be next!
Comment from magpie
Time: August 7, 2007, 9:47 am
oh bloody hell! i hates the kitty but i must have. the ability to appall my new age coworkers (especially the one the little piggy is clearly modeled after) is just too rich to pass up.
Comment from Siouxie
Time: August 7, 2007, 9:53 am
As a pagan, I think this is so cool! I love she’s going metaphysical!
Comment from Jessi
Time: August 7, 2007, 10:24 am
IIRC, this has not actually been published…yet.
Comment from dkwok
Time: August 7, 2007, 11:19 am
Not like you don’t have enough to write about. This website will make you puke kitties.
Comment from Megann
Time: August 7, 2007, 2:19 pm
Does your wife actually say that? She’s so cheesy.
“Their futures would be so much brighter and filled with love.”
I’m sorry dude. haha
Comment from Jam
Time: August 7, 2007, 2:42 pm
I think they could have made them cuter.
Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: August 7, 2007, 10:02 pm
Yeah.
This pagan is happily sticking with the Robin Wood tarot deck.
Pardon me, but I really need to find a wastebasket to puke into.
Comment from Jaya
Time: August 7, 2007, 10:16 pm
OK, I am publicly confessing that
I want a deck of Hello Kitty tarot
cards. They’re irresistible!!
Comment from jbizzle
Time: August 7, 2007, 11:14 pm
“Behold how the kawaii elephantlet falls before the Cute Reaper! Flee, ye trouser-wearing piglet, lest ye be next!”
LOL!!!
Comment from sadie
Time: August 7, 2007, 11:51 pm
this really makes me want to learn tarot!!
Comment from manda
Time: August 8, 2007, 12:56 pm
LOL i dont know if i can believe some of your wife’s quotes.
Comment from Nico
Time: August 8, 2007, 5:07 pm
oh man. I actually love hello kitty.
BUT THIS IS SCARY, SRYSLY.
My god.
Comment from Alfred
Time: August 9, 2007, 7:30 am
My set is in B&W not color.
Comment from Heavenly
Time: August 9, 2007, 2:52 pm
I seriously hope that My Melody in a black cape comes to get me when I die.
Trackback from dustbury.com
Time: August 12, 2007, 6:15 pm
Somehow this just seems wrong…
Yet here it is. Compare and contrast with this: “The High Priestess represents wisdom, or an interest in knowledge, intuition and education. She is the feminine consciousness — the virgin goddess, the moon daughter. She challenges you to find wha…
Comment from Elizabeth
Time: March 1, 2008, 12:30 pm
Uglier than I thought it would be, I was hoping for tongue in cheek humor for these cards but i guess thats too much to hope for.
Comment from hello kitty
Time: January 27, 2009, 6:50 am
i am chinese i love kitty very much i want to buy kitty tarot cards in china but …not have sorry my english is poor could you sell your tarot cards to me or buy another one for me i’ll pay for it thank you!!!! please mail me!!
Comment from Vanessa
Time: June 10, 2009, 3:02 pm
you can buy a full color deck on Etsy. The cutest card is the tower card…its hilarious.
I would post a link to the store on Etsy that sells them but I dont think ol’man Kitty Hell would allow it…
lol
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