Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from brien
Time: April 30, 2007, 6:59 am

Oremus:

Credo in Salve Faelis, gatta omnipotentem, iconis inferni in terrae.

(translation: Let us pray. I believe in Hello Kitty, all-powerful cat, icon of hell on earth.)

Comment from random kt freak
Time: April 30, 2007, 7:47 am

thats so not cool… and im not even religious. still not cool

anyone who thinks that is, deserves to b wacked in the head w/ a huge kitty plush or sumthing to hav the kitty demon in them exorcised >: D

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Time: April 30, 2007, 7:49 am

[...] If only Judaism allowed for idol worshiping, I’d so be there. [...]

Comment from Siouxie
Time: April 30, 2007, 8:02 am

Is this shrine located at your home? You were already halfway there…you were just missing the high priestess…LOL

Comment from Creative Freakin’ Genius
Time: April 30, 2007, 9:09 am

Does the service come complete with Hello Kitty Communion Wafters and wine served in a Hello Kitty Chalace? Just when you think it can’t get any more Hello Kitty Hellufied…..

Comment from Komadori
Time: April 30, 2007, 10:54 am

*groan* And knowing your wife, she’ll want to go visit it. x.x

You do know, thousands of years from now, some archaeologist is going to dig up your house and find all these HK items and declare it a religious cult site.

“Yes, as you can see here, the cult of the Greetings Feline, roughly translated from that ancient religion, has a deep meaning in these peoples’ lives, influencing every aspect of their lives.”

They’d have no idea of the reality that is your Hello Kitty Hell.

Comment from Neko-chan
Time: April 30, 2007, 11:11 am

What a wonderful blog, I really enjoyed reading it and over all you made me laugh too much, but I have a question for you if you want to answer me….where are you from? Japan? because I can’t understand how you can find so many gadjets oh HK !!! Thnak you anyhow…and sorry if my English isn’t very good

Comment from nanotube
Time: April 30, 2007, 2:02 pm

The picture was taken from a museum in Macau. It’s kind of like the Hello Kitty land in Japan….i.e. everything is imprinted with that cat’s head. no worry, it’s not a real church…you won’t be able to find a priest in there.

Comment from Alyssa
Time: April 30, 2007, 3:10 pm

That is really disturbing! I love hello kitty im a fan myself but to creat a religion based on that cat is just outragous! I feel really confused lol Well i personaly think it is highly stupid and the thought of worshiping kitty in that matter turns me off her completely! Thats just scary! Surely its just a church display… is it really a religion??? :/

Comment from Peterjon S
Time: April 30, 2007, 3:22 pm

WOW i guess hello kitty has finally arrived.

Comment from sparklefluff
Time: April 30, 2007, 6:44 pm

I love Hello Kitty, but that’s just too much.

Comment from ooohmamamia
Time: April 30, 2007, 9:03 pm

i’d sure love to smoke my hello kitty bong in a hello kitty church =]

Comment from random kt freak
Time: May 1, 2007, 5:43 am

hello kt man, hav u ever considered opening up ure house as a museum for kt fanatics?? that way at least u would b making some money from all this crazyness and making back the money that was thrown at sanrio

Comment from Mrs Muffle
Time: May 1, 2007, 1:13 pm

Yep. It turned to… MADNESS!!

Comment from moi_même
Time: May 2, 2007, 4:18 am

One question comes to my mind: “why not?”
HK already has everything else… I guess this was naturally next on the list.

There are sick, sick people out there….

Comment from newsbug
Time: May 2, 2007, 6:16 am

I think that may be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Comment from dirtyrottenkitty
Time: May 2, 2007, 10:03 am

Is there a confessional?

Interesting that HK seems to be modeled on some version of the Christian religion, judging by the cross, front and center. In that case, perhaps HK is merely a worshipper in this little Feline Chapel, not some sort of cult diety?

Well, say 5 Hail Kitties and 1 Our Feline.

Comment from L
Time: May 19, 2007, 6:29 am

are the communion wafers pink? i’m converting to Kittyism!

Comment from bill
Time: May 21, 2007, 9:21 pm

My wife is threatening to sew a Hello Kitty on my kippah. She wants to see a Hello Kitty tallis cover and Hello Kitty kiddush cup….

Comment from Jennifer
Time: May 22, 2007, 12:22 pm

I have a Hello Kitty clock in my office, with the words:

“It’s You: I could make you happy to make you feel my love.”

I have certainly heard stranger words uttered in the name of religion. And equally chilling.

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Comment from ABH
Time: June 17, 2007, 6:53 pm

I don’t believe in Jesus but I believe in Hello Kitty.

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Time: June 27, 2007, 7:09 pm

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Comment from luvshellokitty
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:23 am

where is it i want 2 worship hello kitty

Comment from disposible
Time: July 11, 2007, 10:00 pm

maybe this iz the sgn of the antichrist
lolz
& itz hello kitty
every1 who wants 2 beleive in dis iz a big jackass

Comment from Pika
Time: August 7, 2007, 6:52 am

So we need to change all our mind from “what would Jesus do” to “what would Hello Kitty do?”

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Time: August 7, 2007, 7:32 am

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Comment from Nico
Time: August 8, 2007, 5:10 pm

And I thought the vibrator was stupid. D:

Comment from christian_babe_101
Time: December 25, 2007, 4:12 pm

i personally think that this is just some bull crap! i dOnt have nothing against hello kitty but come on ppl are just so upsessed they just started worshipping this so called”powerful cat” NOT!!! trust me i know worshipping this cat is not christianity all you overly upsessed ppl suck and are dumb enough to believe in this stupid bull crap! this is how i feel about hello kitty….

Comment from Silent Bob
Time: June 3, 2008, 10:26 pm

Next you will be telling me they are selling Hello Kitty Crack from here just to make sure the idiot followers come back regularly.

I am not a person of any faith but this really sickens me.

Death to Evil K

Comment from freaked out
Time: June 7, 2008, 1:48 am

Yikes! This is so creepy…. didn’t know HK had such a big influence on ppl….. I wonder what will come next…? =X

Comment from lynn
Time: June 27, 2008, 6:36 pm

lol i really wanna visit….i hope its in america

Comment from Robski
Time: July 3, 2008, 7:18 am

Excellent, this. At least I have SEEN Hello Kitty.

Actually having seen what you worship = more credibility!

Hail!

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Comment from Acton
Time: August 15, 2008, 6:05 pm

It looks like just a temporary structure than a church. I think you are making a mountain out of a molehill and I am a bible believing Christian. If you want Christian kitsch gone wrong, check out Precious Moments Park and Chapel located in Carthage, Missouri. I take 100 Kitties and forever eat only Hello Kitty food before I look at one Precious Moments item.

Comment from Alyssa
Time: August 15, 2008, 11:35 pm

Any priest in that building would have to be reeeeeeally short.

Comment from hksucksnotrocks
Time: January 14, 2009, 11:22 pm

Even a priest won’t get in that church, they only hire priestesses because men say hello kitty sucks! Its like we have to bow down Hello Kitty, dont worship hello kitty and thats final! HK has gone too far

Comment from crazy
Time: January 14, 2009, 11:25 pm

Oh, you make me so mad!!! Every time I vow not to comment anymore, you go and write something so stupid and immature that I have to comment.

It’s a church and has nothing to do with Hello Kitty or Sanrio. Even a two year old can understand that, but you seem to possess less brainpower than one. You’re lucky that Sanrio doesn’t sue you for libel because they have every right for all the lies you tell.

Why don’t you just give up and make this a blog with no writing? The only reason people come is to see the photos anyway. And your comments are so stupid that they just get everyone upset. And the only reason that ore people don’t say what I do, even though 99% feel the same way, is because you will make fun of them if they do. It must be nice running this blog like a dictatorship and making it so people are afraid to tell you the truth. Well, I’m not and I will continue to do so.

Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: January 30, 2009, 5:23 pm

Now I have seen everything. Hell can now freeze over.

Comment from Ashley
Time: March 15, 2009, 6:51 pm

actually hello kitty does have a mouth cuz she has movies, which she talks in… so yeah

Comment from olivia jade
Time: April 2, 2009, 10:20 am

wow.

Comment from Karin T
Time: May 16, 2009, 11:22 am

This is scary! Which kind of credo would she give out?

Comment from Harold Clark
Time: August 21, 2009, 1:37 pm

Can the Hello Kitty inquisition investigating blasphemers and heretics be too far behind??????? :^)

Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 21, 2009, 6:52 pm

This is crazy. The only thing that Hello Kitty does is provide us with items. Anyone who worships Hello Kitty worships everything that kitty’s face is smeared on. That means vehicles, jets, food, tatoos, and every other ridiculously strange items. Whoever did this neeeds to reconsider changing their life.

Comment from alex
Time: August 28, 2009, 7:58 am

Hello kitty is really shady just like many japanese characters who in one form of other worship satan and other ancient gods.-If you are a true cristian you will rebuke any thing that is made a god because they are all false.There is only one true God and he is a jealouse one who does not shara is glory with anyone.All those who plan on worshiping a piece of idol called hello kitty is possesed any needs deliverance.Don’t buy your children anything that has to do with HK your are contributing to marketing or promoting worshiping idols.

Comment from alex
Time: August 28, 2009, 8:53 am

There are many things that seem cute or innocent but if you only knew the whole story behind them you would agree that things aren’t what they seem.We need to beware of what our kids are seeing.Disney is another company that portrays themselves as family oriented but it is a lie startind with gay day in Disney land and certain cartoon picture from Disney which portray male genitals and nudity our kids do not need to be exosed to this.I am not making a big deal about nothing I have proof. Disneyland just want to get rich and do not have our children’s real interest at heart.Shame on you and shame on all those who work at walt Disney and don’t have the guts to tell the real story behind the scenes.