Hello Kitty Boyfriend

It’s bad enough that Hello Kitty fanatics feel it is okay to dress up cats and dogs as Hello Kitty, but you know you’re in real trouble when they feel it is appropriate to dress you up as Hello Kitty as this poor soul found out:

Hello Kitty boyfriend

I want to scream and shout at him to run for his life, but if he has endured until this point, there is no hope for him. I’m sure that he will be seeking to write a column on this blog in the not too distant future. My wife thinks that he is wonderful. “Look at how he shares his love of Hello Kitty with his girlfriend. You could learn from him…” I was tempted to remind her that she had to do this to him while he was sleeping, but didn’t want to place the thought into her mind that it might be a good thing to do to me, too.

His only saving grace is that his girlfriend had the decency to block out his face so he wouldn’t be ridiculed by all of his co-workers and friends for the rest of his life. My wife would have done no such thing she says. “You should be proud to show off your love of Hello Kitty if you’re male or female. Hello Kitty loves everyone the same.” And she wonders why I won’t let her do something like that to me…

The new Hello Kitty Hell concern is that my wife has embraced the idea of dressing me up while I’m sleeping. She hasn’t mentioned it specifically (and as I mentioned, I didn’t want to give her any ideas), but she had that Hello Kitty Hell twinkle in her eye as she looked at it and that can only mean trouble. Just one more worry to add to all the rest living in Hello Kitty Hell…

From xina in the comments, who really should have to wear the Hello Kitty head gear herself everyday for the rest of her life for any ideas she has given my wife…

17 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Boyfriend

  1. This is a proof that a man is willing to sacrifice anything, even his dignity, to win her love. Without such stupidity, human race would have long become extinct. Or, from Evolution point of view, men who had kept their dignity died out long before so that all left are pathetic men like him …

  2. I’ve nothing against the idea of cosplay or roleplaying within a relationship, but “what happened in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom!”

  3. We’ve never seen a photo of you Mr. Hello Kitty Hell! Why don’t you show us yourself with a nice hello kitty shirt or something? And, a photo of your wife too! Also, this post gives me ideas. I should definitely look for boys that I can dress up in Hello Kitty outfits! That will be my test to see if they are worthy! hahaha

  4. I thought I would introduce myself. My name is Mark and my girlfriend is a HK addict just like your wife. I want to say thanks for the site, it’s great reading and it’s good to know I’m not alone out there. Thank god she knows I’m not rich enough to buy her every HK thing she sees.

  5. Hello…….. i am that defensless sleeping soul in that picture. i ran into this site one day randomly and found it funny with the things you deal with.

    i love xina very much so i’ll deal with the HK stuff as long as she can put up with my car interests.

    for the record, i was ambushed while sleeping, this was NOT my choice. *sigh.

  6. haha. I have that blanket. And the body pillow version of the pink pillow. I don’t dress up the hubby in HK though. :P And sad as I was that I didn’t have a baby girl, no worries, I won’t dress the baby dude in HK either. Although I’m tempted to find some Chococat things for him. :P

  7. hahahaha lol how do you get faces up like that ????? i dunno lol
    no-one will telll mee lol hahahaha hi everyone lol please answer me back

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