Hello Kitty Sex Toy 2
If you have been reading this blog for awhile, then you may remember that I came across an item that I initially thought was some kind of weirded out Hello Kitty sex toy, but ultimately ended up being something else. You can imagine my surprise when this arrived in the mail:
I must admit that my mind did travel there again for a split second (hey, I’m a guy), but I did fully recover before blurting out something that likely would have put me on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag.
At least I feel much better these days about previously being ignorant to what these really are. We had friends stop by and while my wife’s girlfriend new exactly what they were and picked them up (they were sitting on the table after she had just unpacked them), her husband almost had a Hello Kitty heart attack – an expression that I remember crossing my face the first time I saw them. It’s not often that Hello Kitty Hell makes me laugh, but I did have to let out a smile at that…
Posted: September 13th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 31
Comments
Comment from Erin
Time: September 13, 2007, 12:42 am
but what are they???
Comment from Cat Lady
Time: September 13, 2007, 12:46 am
Hmmm…I’m not seeing how this could be a sex toy (I must be naive).
So, what is this thing and what’s it supposed to do?
It kind of looks like nunchuks.
Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: September 13, 2007, 2:23 am
I must admit I have no idea what they are or what kind of sex toy they apparently resemble. Please do tell!
Comment from Jamie
Time: September 13, 2007, 3:11 am
They resemble tampons more than sex toys…
Comment from Curious Panda
Time: September 13, 2007, 5:13 am
WTF is that? I can’t think of a place to stick it.
Comment from dementia
Time: September 13, 2007, 7:42 am
I think it’s to make the boots stand.
Comment from jen-chan
Time: September 13, 2007, 7:48 am
I’m a GIRL and i think they’re some kind of sex toy. wtf are they?!?!?!????
Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: September 13, 2007, 8:13 am
OK, I thought I was hip to all the sex toys, but this one has me stumped. WTF would you do with this? It looks kind of like you could jam your unit down one of the tubes, but HK would get in the way and abrade your balls.
I can’t think of any good organ to put this on, in or around.
I would ask what the Hell is its actual Sanrio-approved purpose, but Sanrio doesn’t seem to demand that its products have a purpose, so never mind.
Comment from weasel_bot
Time: September 13, 2007, 9:01 am
Boy – you’re all gonna laugh when you see what these really do. I managed to find the missing picture in this sequence on another website – but I don’t want to spoil the surprise. (Hope this doesn’t ruin it for anyone…)
Comment from dinys0r
Time: September 13, 2007, 10:44 am
uhm i’m pretty sure we already figured out what this was in a previous entry…
Comment from Kari Rose
Time: September 13, 2007, 11:18 am
Seriously, how the fck can that be a shex toy? honestly now.
it’s a boot holder. you put it in tall leather boots to hold them in place.
gah
Comment from Miss_Ashley
Time: September 13, 2007, 7:36 pm
yeah i agree with them i don’t think this is a sex toy cause its made of cloth. so maybe there right, boot holders. hmmm very odd. i guess we never know until u touch one of them and see for yourself lol
Comment from Miss_Ashley
Time: September 13, 2007, 7:37 pm
yeah they are boot holders of some sort becauase if u look at those two squares on each of the “stick” things i believe there magnates….oh well everyone makes mistakes it okay ^-^
Comment from weasel_bot
Time: September 13, 2007, 10:04 pm
By the way – if you haven’t guessed it yet – here’s the picture that shows how it works:
Comment from Ron
Time: September 14, 2007, 2:37 am
…Wow that is the most ridiculous thing Ive seen in a while. wtf.
Comment from newsbug
Time: September 14, 2007, 5:13 am
Hilarious.
Comment from katie
Time: September 14, 2007, 5:49 am
even this hello kitty fan thinks thats a bit much. and i own all the hello kitty pez, in crystal as well.
Comment from Kari Rose
Time: September 14, 2007, 10:29 am
HAHAHA! I told you : ) I was right, woooo!
I know my stuff, haaaaaaaaaa
Comment from Liza La Chatte
Time: September 15, 2007, 9:29 pm
this is the links to actual Sanrio condoms and HK vibrator! which i so want!
Comment from LyssaLoo
Time: September 18, 2007, 1:53 pm
wow…
I would not want that much hellokitty crap around me.. ever.
Comment from edatron
Time: September 20, 2007, 11:37 am
wow those are bigger than i expected….
since theres no reference to size in the original post it looked handheld.
Comment from Erune
Time: September 20, 2007, 11:44 am
oh, mine! who’s the designer? he/she must be inspired by the hell kitty spirit!
Comment from Meredith
Time: September 24, 2007, 11:58 am
And here I was thinking it was a Kegelcisor!
Comment from Kara
Time: October 14, 2007, 6:01 am
These are terrible! They are huge and HK would never have that purpouse! They are so decored!
Comment from CRUX
Time: March 2, 2008, 6:24 am
YEAH IM STATIONED HERE IN JAPAN AND IT’S NO SEX TOY AT ALL… IT’S A PAIR OF BOOT SUPPORT, TO MAKE UR BOOTS STAND UP.
Comment from chaotic one
Time: April 10, 2008, 8:36 am
they keep boots from falling down lol ^^ they make it so ur boots dont get wrinkled u put them in ur boots when ur not wearing them
Comment from Jekka
Time: May 20, 2008, 12:24 am
omg lol I seen the boot picture…that is just plain crazy.
Comment from Costanza
Time: August 29, 2008, 4:07 am
Sure it’s not a sex toy…even if some dirty mind could go there…i believe it could be nunchucks (and so it would be soooooo coooool though i hate HK) or something like a portable dress holder…when you have that special shirt for your best friend’s wedding and you have to carry it in the car or something…maybe?
Comment from AnnaBanana-na
Time: October 13, 2008, 11:34 am
I am very dissapointed in them just being boot holders I had my Pay Pal account loading. damn.
Comment from rebecca
Time: March 9, 2009, 12:17 am
um… i’m pretty sure they’re tampons… at least that’s all i can think of when i see them.
Comment from kelly
Time: March 19, 2009, 7:46 am
I think you’re pretty cool and I greatly enjoy reading your site, but please stop it with the ‘I’m a guy so my mind is dirty.’ Everyone has a dirty mind, but unfortunately there’s a stigma against women expressing it. I know you probably mean it in a good way like you’re humbling yourself to your supposed faults or whatever, but I really wish we did away with this notion that it’s supposedly natural for guys to like sex but not quite so natural for women. Everyone has a dirty mind, not just guys, and no, guys on he average do not have dirtier minds than women. Women are just raised to suppress their own sexuality because otherwise we would be ‘whores.’
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