Hello Hellish Kitty
On a very rare occasion, I come across something Hello Kitty that I actually like. On these days I have to stop, pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming, then put on just enough of a smile that my wife can’t discern whether I’m smiling or critically analyzing the evil feline in question. When these acceptable Hello Kitties come along, they almost are always something that reveals the true Hello Kitty:
wife: “Are you smiling?!?”
me: “No, I’m critically analyzing it…” (beaming with pleasure inside)
wife: “Why would someone do something like that?”
me: “hmmmmm…” (trying to keep the laughs from bursting out)
wife: “Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth. She could never take a bite like that!”
me: “hmmmmm…” (wondering if Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth, why do I have to always listen to her sing her theme song…but letting it quickly pass to concentrate on the joy of the drawing more)
wife: “This is really disgusting and wrong!” (beginning to get angry)
me: “hmmmmm…” (enjoying the drawing even more as time passes)
wife: “Aren’t you offended by this?!”
me: “hmmmmmmm…” (thinking: “not in the least bit”)
wife: “Are you sure you aren’t smiling?!?”
me: “No, I’m critically analyzing it…”
It’s nice to see that there are others that can see the true Hello Kitty for what she really is. I actually think I felt a chill in Hello Kitty Hell…
Left by Alyssa in the comments – who I owe a beer if we ever meet for actually showing me something Hello Kitty that I could enjoy…
Posted: November 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 147
Comments
Comment from LittlebunnyFu
Time: November 20, 2007, 1:44 am
*nom nom nom*
^_^
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 20, 2007, 2:04 am
nom nom nom…
Comment from Eize
Time: November 20, 2007, 2:06 am
There should be an addendum:
“Particularly with fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.”
Then…
Nom nom nom nom nom…
Comment from darlene
Time: November 20, 2007, 3:21 am
I vowed to stop commenting because my comments were the only reason your blog was getting more popular, but this can’t go unanswered. How dare you laugh when your wife is shocked at something like this. That is just pure meanness that anyone could do something like that. You should be ashamed of yourself for not sympathizing with her shocked feelings. What type of husband are you?.
And the person who made this drawing doesn’t know what is in Hello Kitty’s heart. It’s blasphemy to draw something like that because Hello Kitty would never hurt a living soul. Someone has a sick mind to imagine something like this.
Comment from Absinth
Time: November 20, 2007, 4:08 am
Dear Darlene:
I would consider this drawing a joke, something to me laughed at and never would consider it a blasphemy!
Definition of blasphemy: blasphemous language (expressing disrespect for God or for something sacred).
I’m sure that Hello kitty is sacred to you or even next to Godliness but to the rest of the world Hello Kitty is not a deity of any kind. Please respect eveyone else and do not call it a blasphemy… call it something more suitable as an offense, insult, affront or ridiculous.
Thank you.
To everyone else: What does it mean nom?
Comment from the little kitty
Time: November 20, 2007, 5:19 am
darlene threatens again and again to never visit this site, but she just can’t resist… the fanatic’s heart is weeeeeeak XD
Comment from Misawa
Time: November 20, 2007, 7:06 am
nom nom nom (Is like eating .. sound effects)
Hehe
Omg Kitty is more adorable when shes eating a arm <333
Awww I wish that was one of the designs for Hello kitty <333
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: November 20, 2007, 7:58 am
Hello Kitty blasphemy.
I like it!
Better to rule in Hello Kitty hell, than serve in Sanrio heaven I say……
Comment from jen-chan
Time: November 20, 2007, 8:52 am
hahahahahahaha! you are so delusional darlene! while your comments my add the the funniness that is hello kitty hell, you are definately not the reason for the popularity.
hahahaha
crazy people are funny. ??????????????
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: November 20, 2007, 9:26 am
“And the person who made this drawing doesn’t know what is in Hello Kitty’s heart. It’s blasphemy to draw something like that because Hello Kitty would never hurt a living soul. Someone has a sick mind to imagine something like this.”
I love it when she gets angry……..
Comment from Marla
Time: November 20, 2007, 12:15 pm
I sense several commenters getting all turned on by darlene. Surprising!
Comment from shadowdragon
Time: November 20, 2007, 12:44 pm
Darlene:
You wrote:
>I vowed to stop commenting because my comments were the only reason your blog was getting more popular
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Sweetheart, the center of the universe is NOT you. Time to grow up.
Comment from shadowdragon
Time: November 20, 2007, 12:45 pm
One piece of art is missing there….it’s extremely well done as is, but I’d be tempted to add a bunch of cash in the hand of the arm, or better yet, a checkbook.
Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: November 20, 2007, 3:13 pm
Yay! Darlene’s back!
How have you been doing? It’s been a while.
Comment from Miss_Ashley
Time: November 20, 2007, 3:59 pm
this is awesome! HAHAHAHA sooo would u ever have this tattooed on u? >:D
Comment from Beth
Time: November 20, 2007, 6:27 pm
Honestly, Darlene. You need to seriously need to get a life. I, for one, like the picture and find nothing offense about it. But then, this is what I want to see happen to Hello Kitty.
Comment from liz
Time: November 21, 2007, 12:34 am
Darlene dahhling,
i come to show my support to a poor man trapped in hell…..and get some laugh here…
your comments only makes it funnier…
i will continue visiting this site with, or without you.
Comment from Eize
Time: November 21, 2007, 1:23 am
darlene – the man’s being supportive by NOT openly admiring the artwork. Please try to tell the difference, ‘k?
Comment from kay
Time: November 21, 2007, 2:17 am
That is adorable!! This definately shows hello kitty’s heart.
Comment from Wendyscat
Time: November 21, 2007, 2:46 am
Indeed, yay to HKH for NOT cracking up and saying how this reveals what is truly in HK’s tum!
BUT doesn’t Mrs HKH read the blog sometimes?
Blasphemous?! Oh dear oh dear.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 21, 2007, 2:48 am
It’s finally happened; Darlene’s flipped. Someone call the men in white coats before she jumps us!
Comment from Eize
Time: November 21, 2007, 2:51 am
I’ve got a better idea–a Hello Kitty catapult. Give me time to photoshop one… XD
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: November 21, 2007, 3:29 am
I was checking the web site while I’m traveling. I couldn’t stop chuckling when I saw this. This is a smash hit!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 21, 2007, 6:24 am
Eize, do you mean a Hello Kittypult!?
Comment from LadyXS
Time: November 21, 2007, 7:24 am
”wife: “Are you sure you aren’t smiling?!?”
me: “No, I’m critically analyzing it…” ”
loool. I love reading your blog :’D
Comment from phreec
Time: November 21, 2007, 7:36 am
*snigger*
i -love- the skull/bow…
delightful, lol!
Comment from Alyssa
Time: November 21, 2007, 5:14 pm
Glad you enjoyed it
Comment from Eize
Time: November 21, 2007, 6:05 pm
Kitteh!! – Unfortunately for Mr. HKH…yes.
I would humbly suggest to many to click on my name here; I make cat macros in my spare time. NOTE: Don’t open while significant other is behind you.
Comment from Eize
Time: November 21, 2007, 11:15 pm
Good grief, I’ve done it now! Not perfect; wasn’t able to find a neat-enough catapult. Click on my name for the image of the Hello Kittypult. XD I’ll hold on to the original images in case a better idea for redesigning it comes up.
Comment from kay
Time: November 22, 2007, 1:19 am
Darlene – if you find this blog soo upseting why do you read it? Seriously there’s got to be something else you can do than complain about what’s said here. There’s no need to get all defensive this is all in good fun.
Comment from kay
Time: November 22, 2007, 1:24 am
Darlene – if you find this blog soo upseting why do you read it? Seriously there’s got to be something else you can do than complain about what’s said here. There’s no need to get all defensive this is all in good fun.
And to the rest of you if you dislike hk soo much why do you read a blog dedicated to her, you’re like backwords fanatics.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 22, 2007, 2:34 am
Eize, not bad, although I really had a device for firing HK trom, eather than one that was HKified. Try using more specialised terms in your next search, like Mangonel, Onager or Trebuchet, and see if that gives better results.
Kay, you’ve missed the point. This is a blog about what’s wrong with themed marketting.
Comment from kay
Time: November 22, 2007, 3:10 am
If this was about.What’s wrong with theamed marketing wouldn’t it be about a more broad topic, something other than a cat? Notice the site is called “hello kitty hell” not “the wongness of theamed marketing.” that tells me that this is all about hk.
Sory I didn’t mean to post the same thing twice earlier, my comp. Said it didn’t go through the first time but ovoiously not.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 22, 2007, 6:24 am
“…firing HK from, rather than…” in my last!
Comment from kay
Time: November 22, 2007, 1:09 pm
That is understandable. Lol. I like hk but after a while it’s just too much pink. And my boyfriend likes the cat more than I do. Lol.
Comment from blinkyazn
Time: November 22, 2007, 4:32 pm
kay- if your boyfriend likes the cat more than you do, there’s a problem…
Comment from kay
Time: November 22, 2007, 7:31 pm
What would hk actually eat, well besides human flesh, meow mix?
Comment from Jessbyte
Time: November 23, 2007, 12:48 am
“And the person who made this drawing doesn’t know what is in Hello Kitty’s heart. It’s blasphemy to draw something like that because Hello Kitty would never hurt a living soul”
Aren’t we forgetting that Hello Kitty is not a real person, but rather is INANIMATE and therefore cannot possess her own values, heart, desires, etc?
Plus, the ak47’s and the beautiful tank running around here are actually designed to hurt living souls
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 23, 2007, 2:11 am
More to the point Jessbyte, HK is not a deity, nor is “HK worship” a recognised religion. Accordingly, it is actually legally impossible to commit blasphemy against HK. A breach of copyright suit might be possible though.
Comment from k
Time: November 23, 2007, 2:21 am
She is inanimate so she couldn’t have hurtful desires either, perhaps her creater sanrio does though. So there’s nothing wrong with hk it’s sanrio that’s, marketing everthing from guns to vibrators. I think if your going to be upset that these products are produced it should be directed at the company not the cat, she has no mind, and may in fact be innocent.
Comment from Lil Nibbler
Time: November 23, 2007, 6:41 pm
I like it…it’s so morbidly cute! LoL
Comment from Jackie
Time: November 24, 2007, 12:04 pm
“I vowed to stop commenting because my comments were the only reason your blog was getting more popular…”
*shakes head in disbelief*
GET OVER YOURSELF DARLENE!!!!!!
Comment from Kate
Time: November 24, 2007, 3:13 pm
I love Hello Kitty. I also love zombies. This made my day.
What can I say? I’m sick like that.
Comment from Flying Potato
Time: November 25, 2007, 8:19 am
Soylent Green, sponsored by Hello Kitty?
Comment from Moriyah
Time: November 27, 2007, 8:26 pm
Dear Flying Potato
Your idea for the Soylent Green sponsorship by Hello Kitty is awesome. How do we fully realize this idea… Hmmm…
Comment from leah
Time: November 27, 2007, 8:35 pm
your a sick person.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 28, 2007, 2:15 am
Ok Leah, just who’s sick?
When answering, please bear in mind that having a warped sense of humour is not (at least necessarily) a sign of mental illness, and that several of us have already admitted having a warped (or in my case actually bent) SoH!!
Comment from Yami
Time: November 29, 2007, 11:23 pm
Oh come on!
I love Hello Kitty but even I have a sense of humor, I actually laughed at the screen (which caused awkward stares from the parents in the living room) ..but how different is it to see an adorable drawing of halloween hello kitty in azombie costume, than to see normal kitty-chan with a cartoon arm in her own paws.
I think I wouldn’t have been able to not-laugh at it you showed amazing restraint. xD
Comment from e
Time: November 30, 2007, 12:20 am
Hello Kitty does have a mouth! It’s just hidden when she doesn’t speak! I have the VCDs to prove it! =o
Comment from georgiaGORE
Time: December 9, 2007, 8:37 am
HELLO KITTY DOESNT HAVE A RED NOSEEE
so this is an evil imposter
tell your wife that :]
much lovee
georgiaGORE
xxx
Comment from M
Time: December 9, 2007, 2:21 pm
sheesh thats mean! I like hello kitty! I’m hunting you @#%!$ down and whoopin your sorry !@# !
Comment from Victoria Garcia
Time: December 16, 2007, 9:41 am
She is that mean because she ate a porsons arm.
Comment from Riah
Time: December 23, 2007, 1:13 am
hhahaha. o,wow.
you are hilarious!!!
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but i kinda love[just a tad obsessed w/ Hello Kitty.]
but this site is really funny. your wifee sounds awesome!!
hahaaha.
[this site is actually giving me ideas for stuff to buyy!!]
and im 13!
keep up da good workk!!
p.s. does ur wifee know about this sitee??:)
Comment from payton
Time: December 26, 2007, 9:10 pm
holy crap dont go crazy on me its cute but oww…. whats were ur goin sweet, but alsome!!!! ?
Comment from mimi
Time: December 27, 2007, 12:44 pm
that’s kinda gross…. but not as gory as that other picture…
Comment from Mhkitty
Time: January 10, 2008, 8:33 am
OMG, you guys are hilarious!
This is my first time here and I am a HUGE HK fan and loved both pics! There is nothing wrong with making something cute and cuddly into something a little twisted, right ![]()
I mean step into a Hot Topic store and see HK skull & crossbones jackets (which I own) and you’re in heaven!
Comment from HKLOVER
Time: January 11, 2008, 5:46 pm
I LOVE Hello Kitty! This is sooo mean. Both pictures, mostly the one with blood and guts, (throwing up) why would someone do such a thing? And first of all, this “Hello Kitty Hell” thing is sooo dumb. It’s a cute little make believe character! How could you despise hello kitty that much?
I mean, come on. That’s obsessing….
Comment from pink 013
Time: January 14, 2008, 12:06 pm
that is so not funny.
you are a very strange and freaky lil man….
i hate you for that you nasty little worm
your a weirdy!!!!!!
Comment from ninjagirly
Time: January 15, 2008, 5:20 pm
hola this is funny but kinda pathetic, who has that much time on their hands
Comment from alecia
Time: January 17, 2008, 7:24 am
ewwwww poor hello kitty your a big meanie and we’re gonna find you and slap you in your face!!!!! you big MEANNNIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRGG… I’M SO MAD I COULD JUST KILLL YOU
!!!!
Comment from bintty
Time: January 17, 2008, 10:25 am
wut the heck is rong with your mind
Comment from sophii
Time: January 17, 2008, 3:08 pm
WAT THE HELL??????????
How cud u dis hello kitty like this???????
If this is supposed to b a jk, IT ISNT VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Zero Tachikoma
Time: January 19, 2008, 1:24 am
Last 6 posters: Grow up. Not everyone likes the same thing, and it can be really offensive to have something you don’t like continually shoved in your face. If you don’t like it, you always have the option of leaving.
Me, I’m staying. I like the Hellish Kitty pic
Comment from Sarah
Time: January 19, 2008, 9:07 pm
I think that whoever is doing this to helllo kitty is going to be in hell because thats really mean and cruel.
Comment from Deborah
Time: January 20, 2008, 12:30 pm
Okay. I do agree, it was a little mean to be smiling when your wife is being upset by this. (But maybe she deserves it a little for putting you through so much discomfort!)
HK is fair game. It is an icon, and can be abused as such. (I mean, wtf? you can do a “hello jesus” tatoo and get bashed at for making fun of HK?!?!)
One problem, man.
In this form, HK is still gaining popularity…
Comment from Alex
Time: January 22, 2008, 3:52 am
Who’s Darlene???
I’m a Hello Kitty fan…I’ve got a SANRIO STORE here in PORTUGAL (Europe..no, we don’t belong to Spain…we are near…but we are a Country!!!to those who are geografically..confuse!) But i love to come here and read these extraordinary stories! It’s funny, because, although i’m not that fanatic his your wife or Darlene..my husband says “No more HK stuff in the house” eheheh
Keep on with this website…I do a lot of publicity to it..because it’s funny!!!
Comment from 4105sc
Time: January 23, 2008, 7:01 pm
I really love this drawing of Hello Kitty. Some say Hello Kitty is just part of all this horrible anime. I like anime and I do think the Hello Kitty church was a bit wierd. I can only admit to giving in to this loveable figure, mainly because there is no use denying it.
Comment from missy
Time: January 24, 2008, 8:17 am
hahahahaha hello kitty like to eat people lol
Comment from I LOVE HELLO KITTY SO BAC OFF!
Time: January 24, 2008, 2:29 pm
UR MEAN I LOVE HELLO KITTY BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL! NOTE NOT HAPPPY!
Comment from amy
Time: January 31, 2008, 4:57 am
Its cute! no offense but ur wife needs to lighten up its just fun.
And if she doesnt like it fair enough but theres no need to get offended.
Ps darlene you need to get a life or a personality!!! His wife is just a bit sensitive but you are a total prick!!! XD
Comment from kat
Time: January 31, 2008, 8:39 am
this has to be the worst thing ive seen since i picked up the last peta magazine. its extremely offending and i think u need to invest in doing something like this to yourself
Comment from kat
Time: January 31, 2008, 8:44 am
disgraceful and disgusting might i add
Comment from keanumarinas
Time: January 31, 2008, 1:39 pm
rock on hell!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Krista
Time: February 1, 2008, 5:23 pm
hahahahaha yes thats how Hello Kitty rolls man =3… I should send you a picture of what I did for art, my “Goodbye Kitty” ceramic…
Comment from wickedninjette
Time: February 2, 2008, 1:21 am
i see my next tattoo
or something similar at lest
<3
Comment from sotim
Time: February 2, 2008, 5:04 am
hey how can youll making fun of hello kitty she is one of the cutiest teddy bear in the world this is horrible!!
Comment from jfv.asdklffghasdjhfha
Time: February 5, 2008, 7:42 pm
Do u hate hello kitty?
Comment from Fiona
Time: February 8, 2008, 8:21 pm
Ya know that is sick and evil that is a bunch of crap ya did y7a no if kids saw this there gonna ask Questions you sure are a Hello Kitty Hater next do how guys should have a life Loser! =P
Comment from loop
Time: February 9, 2008, 8:23 am
ewwwwwww
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Comment from Danika
Time: February 9, 2008, 8:44 pm
I’m a huge hello-kitty fan. But I also love this. I think it’s adorable ^^
Comment from Trish
Time: February 10, 2008, 10:42 am
this is so Wrong!!!! you hear me Wrong its so wrong it hurts (tear)
Comment from mel
Time: February 11, 2008, 5:35 pm
haha thats funny lol!
Comment from mimi
Time: February 11, 2008, 7:06 pm
i love hello kitty and do try to steal it haters
Comment from liah
Time: February 17, 2008, 10:12 am
this is an awsome drawing and people can draw what ever the hell they want, and express themselves, if you didnt notice there are worser people in this world and yer making things worse by the judgement.
Comment from Nicole
Time: February 20, 2008, 11:44 pm
THIS COMENT IS RAD AND AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Comment from Bel
Time: February 21, 2008, 3:40 am
To all the poor souls who are offended by this picture, it is with much soberness that I must inform you..
HELLO KITTY is NOT A REAL BEING…
*shakes heads of offended Hello Kitty fans, & yells* “HELLOOO!!!!! IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE!!!!”
This page is satire peeps, not terrorism – LIGHTEN UP Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Why-should-i-tell
Time: February 26, 2008, 9:45 am
You’re just wrong…..
Just because a cartoon gets more recognition than you do, doesn’t mean you should put it down. :p
hehe.
Comment from Heather
Time: March 1, 2008, 12:21 pm
lol i like it i think its sorta cute i love hello kitty
Comment from jasmine
Time: March 7, 2008, 1:02 am
someone hand DRALENE the hello kitty POCKET ROCKET
to put her in her place…
Comment from panda
Time: March 19, 2008, 6:58 pm
i like it x3
Comment from panda
Time: March 19, 2008, 6:59 pm
darlenes funny we all know hello kitty’s a gangsta
Comment from panda
Time: March 19, 2008, 7:00 pm
i’m glad someone sees the hello kitty’s inner self
Comment from Gemma
Time: March 30, 2008, 6:54 am
Well I got to admit your convo with your wife made me laugh!
But I think HelloKitty is much better than playboy.
Does anybody else agree with me?
Comment from VanessaActual
Time: April 15, 2008, 9:26 pm
I want to know why it i so far fetched for Hello Kitty to become a zombie? It could happen, it could happen to anyone. its not so far fetched. Hasent anyone read World War Z? I sacrifice an arm for Hello Kitty.
Comment from Dusty
Time: May 7, 2008, 11:06 am
Darlene…. I just have to ask, exactly how old are you? You DO realize that Hello Kitty is a fictional character. A cartoon in fact. A toy. Perhaps, now just perhaps your over protectiveness of her is because you are actually crazy in love with her. And good for you! Everyone deserves to be in love.
Keep it up. Your very entertaining!
Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:08 pm
“wife: “Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth. She could never take a bite like that!”
me: “hmmmmm…” (wondering if Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth, why do I have to always listen to her sing her theme song…”
ROFLLMAOLMAO that’s all I got to say LOL
Comment from Shelley
Time: July 2, 2008, 2:55 pm
I think it would be better if hc was weilding a chainsaw.
Comment from PandaLover
Time: July 4, 2008, 2:30 pm
HAHA!
AWESOME! ![]()
HK forever. x]
Comment from Mick
Time: July 18, 2008, 7:45 pm
I want Hell Real Kitty! I want the REAL Hell Kitty! Come out from hiding!! Long live Hell Kitty!
Comment from lover1
Time: September 1, 2008, 1:25 pm
i love hello kitty and think that u al are jelouse biches
Comment from konnichiwa koneko
Time: September 8, 2008, 12:14 am
Awesome!!!!!
You wouldn’t believe the the things I make Mimi do…..
They make your Miss Hell Kitty look like a darling little Angel.
Comment from GarystattedVixen
Time: September 10, 2008, 8:48 am
First time to the site…..LOVE IT!!! I do have to admit that Darleen brought it all home for me! LMAO!! Don’t know what is in Hello Kitty’s heart…..it is an animated character…..um no heart to speak of; hell the little kwitch doesn’t even have a mouth!
I wonder home many cats that lady has! Heehee…..Love it…..I will return, that’s for sure!
Great way to start the day, thanks for the giggles!
Comment from Hello Kitty Stole My Innocence
Time: September 11, 2008, 2:01 pm
Lawls… It’s kinda cute. :3
Comment from shantel bates
Time: September 12, 2008, 11:57 am
this is the awsomest hello kitty ever! lol NOT!
Comment from Eilean
Time: September 21, 2008, 3:22 pm
Doesn’t your wife know about your blog…?
Also,
Darlene, you need to calm down.
Comment from Paul
Time: October 20, 2008, 11:46 pm
This is my tattoo.
Comment from Rei
Time: October 23, 2008, 2:49 pm
That’s so adorable!! I luv it! XD
Comment from HereKittyKitty
Time: October 23, 2008, 5:27 pm
WTF? I somewhat dig HK but let’s all get a reality check… HK is not a human being or even a real cat! Those that are offended at this zombie HK need a life. Corporate society has crammed her down our throats. She might be Japan’s #1 ambassador but I’m not Japanese. Some Americans seem to worship her. She’s like Gonzilla stomping all over the globe. If you don’t have an open sense of humor, maybe you shouldn’t be at this site.
Comment from sierra
Time: November 19, 2008, 6:59 pm
your wife is right hello kitty DOESNT have a mouth this is ummmm…impossible so no
Comment from Hika-chan
Time: December 11, 2008, 6:34 pm
It is amazing that you went through that entire scenario without laughing.
I would have lost it.
Also…
Blaspheme – To speak of (God or a sacred entity) in an irreverent, impious manner.
I’m sure that Hello Kitty is neither God or a sacred entity.
Some people may hold her near and dear, but she’s not sacred. Come on now.
Really, it’s a cute drawing, it’s creative.
Comment from dede
Time: December 15, 2008, 3:41 pm
um ………..is she eatin a finger cause dats jus scary!!!!!!
Comment from Rinny
Time: December 18, 2008, 5:46 pm
I think we all know that hello kitty isn’t a real being or anything like that but that doesn’t mean we can’t love her,right? Some of you guys sound cold hearted. (no offense) But this pic is cute but I have to admit it’s a little creepy. Everybody has opinions and it doesn’t mean that they have to LOVE hello kitty but, you could show some respect even if hello kitty isn’t real.
Comment from Jess
Time: January 4, 2009, 1:39 pm
To darlene: Hello Kitty doesn’t have a heart she’s a f*cking CARTOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Cassie
Time: January 6, 2009, 1:44 pm
Awww. That drawing is adorable. ?
I love Hello kitty. I don’t understand why people would find this offensive, even if they are a fan…
Comment from JJ
Time: January 7, 2009, 9:40 am
That is just being mean to Hello kitty fans because I am nine and i like her
Comment from Gisele
Time: January 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
this is offensive to people who like hello kitty.. wtf!? hello kitty hell? yu serious.. yes it is blasphemy! igorant and stupid! always gotta turn sum child-like character into a sinful thing.. its childish and ridiculous to me!
Comment from Juan
Time: January 14, 2009, 9:14 pm
motorcycle zombie jesus, that drawing’s awesome! haha!
Comment from Fye
Time: January 16, 2009, 8:49 pm
Oh my God.
I should bust out laughing at this, then use it as my MSN icon. Great artwork, I would never have thought of drawing something like this. This makes me wonder if HK’s only popular because nobody realizes that she eats human flesh.
Comment from leslie mower
Time: January 24, 2009, 1:14 pm
darlene, if this guys upsets you so much how come you keep reading his blog? heres a novel idea, to save you from so much anquish. take you mouse and click google. and type in any thing you want, viola! bad feelings gone lots of happy links!
and dont flatter your self, your comments are not the reason why his blog is so popular. i dont come back to read HIS blog to read YOUR comments. you just happen to be there. finaly LIGHTEN UP FOR GOD’S SAKE! its just a cartoon character! its not even that gory. to have that amount of rightouse indignation over a comercial icon is pathetic. shes not real. and as for blasphemy, shes not a religion, shes a cult. wich you are obviously a memeber of, and nobody cares.
Comment from nina
Time: February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
helllooo and i bum helloo kitty ![]()
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Comment from Vindictive Edifice
Time: February 16, 2009, 4:23 am
This drawing is wicked awesome. but some of the anger getting tossed at it is just fanatical… kinda makes one want to retch how sickly obsessed and nearsighted some people are. Have a laugh and keep this stuff coming!
Comment from Sparklez
Time: February 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OMG I LOVE HELLO KITTY !!! SHE IS AMAZING!! THIS PICTURE IS AMAZING !! ZOMBIES ARE AMAZING!! AND FOR THOSE WHO THINK THE PICTURE IS HORRIBLE & BLAH BLAH BLAH , YOU ARE NOT THE TYPE OF PEOPLE THIS PICTURE WAS DRAWN FOR ANYWAYS SO NOBODY CARES THAT YOU HATE IT!! BECAUSE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GET IT AND UNDERSTAND IT , IT WAS DRAWN FOR THEM !
Comment from crazykitten
Time: March 6, 2009, 3:12 pm
scary thing is its still cute!
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 4:03 pm
ur wife is right hello kitty doesnt have a mouth but, when you have no mouth no one can hear you scream=)
Comment from bernard
Time: March 21, 2009, 6:17 pm
I’ve often checked this site out with much amusement, but this is the first time I’ve actually read any of the comments. I must admit I’m quite astounded by the vigorous (fanatical?) defense of the alleged moral character of a cartoon cat. I stumbled across this site while looking for reference images for a piece of art that I should share with you guys when I’m done.
Comment from Clarie
Time: April 3, 2009, 7:14 am
Haha..this is funny. You make me laugh, Mr.HKH.
Comment from Jesseca Barn
Time: May 4, 2009, 5:22 am
Such a demond
Comment from Joanne
Time: June 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
ha ha “shadowdragon” is your name and you said
“Time to grow up.” ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you nerd
Comment from Joanne
Time: June 1, 2009, 11:38 pm
Comment from eeza
Time: July 24, 2009, 11:33 pm
hello kitty is the cutest character in the world i dont think she is bad – true-
Comment from eeza
Time: July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
do you think she is bad or do you agree with me
Comment from Cat
Time: July 29, 2009, 1:24 am
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e270/katrinalipstick/1034726326_tureshk-hr.jpg
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Comment from Mack
Time: August 12, 2009, 2:50 pm
Oh, it’s so satisfying, like revenge! every time at school i see this drawn slut everiwhere, in shops, in streets, even in hospitals too. Destroy all!
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Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 23, 2009, 5:47 am
As big of a fan of Hello Kitty I am I can’t be offended by this. There’s a lot of sick artwork out there that’s actually good and this is one of them, and with so many people in the world there’s bound to be as many Anti-Hello Kitties as Hello Kitties.
Comment from cute girl
Time: August 23, 2009, 7:11 am
wat the hell whats wrong with you people though that is funny
Comment from Kittyluvspez
Time: August 28, 2009, 4:22 am
I read all these comments until my eyes started to bleed! To the poor HK husband, love the site, even if you don’t love HK! This could have been written by my youngest son. The oldest one likes HK because I do. The youngest protests that HK should burn in hell for eternity, yet tells his girlfriend to buy me HK stuff for special occasions. Same son who once held a bag of HK merchandise at arm’s length while I wrote out a check!
For the haters, get over yourselves…
For the fanatics, see “For the haters”…
You people are all taking this way more seriously than you should. If you don’t like it, don’t get on the site!
My friend Bruno sent me the link because he knows I love HK and have a twisted sense of humor about her. Can the negativity, you freaks, and just enjoy HK in her many forms…. ROTFLMAO! ;D
Comment from HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Time: September 13, 2009, 1:26 pm
But darlene, It iz not hello kitty, it iz hellish kitty, 2 totaly diffrent felinez
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Comment from AsphyxiaChoke
Time: September 16, 2009, 3:38 pm
i think psycho hk is much better.
and i also think.. that darlene has down’s syndrome with an inexplicable ability to type.
Comment from RACHEL
Time: October 19, 2009, 7:51 pm
” WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HELLO? “U KNOW WE ALWAYS EAT THE ASS FIRST”.
Comment from Sarah Sugoi
Time: November 5, 2009, 9:40 pm
haha i love this!!! i showed it to my bf and he just laughed, he thought it was funny
i sooo love it, i mean so much that if i could make it a giant poster and put it up in my room i soo would
Comment from Sarah Sugoi
Time: November 5, 2009, 9:43 pm
p.s. does anyone know if this is copywrited?
Comment from Sarah Sugoi
Time: November 5, 2009, 9:44 pm
is there any other hellish kitties?!
Comment from Pam
Time: November 8, 2009, 6:07 pm
I couldn’t have stopped the laughs xDDDD, congrats!

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