Contacts

While everything Hello Kitty freaks me out, there are definitely some Hello Kitty items that freak me out more than others. It’s stuff like this that is definitely on the high end of freaking me out list – Hello Kitty contacts:

Hello Kitty contacts

Hello Kitty contact lenses

While it is fairly obvious that Sanrio has figured out a way to possess Hello Kitty fanatics, these contacts give that possession much too much reality. Seriously, this is something right out of a horror movie. Of course, my wife thinks they are “the cutest thing ever” and wants a pair.

I already have an image of me happily dreaming away about life free of the evil feline when my wife comes to wake me up, I sleepily open my eyes and I instantly have the &*&%$#@@ hell scared out of me — and this happened each and every morning for the rest of my life. And that is just the first moment of the day which would pretty much guarantee that Hello Kitty Hell moves to yet another unthinkable level…

Sent in by Ali who really should be punished in unthinkable ways for even considering for a split second that sending me this photo would be a good idea.

Update: The frightfulness continues:

Hello Kitty contact lenses for eyes

Sent in by sarah

hello kitty contact lense

hello kitty contacts colors

Sent ion by denise

Now they are advertising contacts for men:

Hello Kitty contacts for men

Sent in by Alex

303 thoughts on “Contacts

  1. man you sure have stories to tell is just a little doll
    that every little girl wants to have ,well i have to say that it is true that i am scare of here but not only here every doll and every type couse well i dont even think you are going to read this anyways so good luck with youre stories the scary ones of curse !!!!!!!!>3……lover was :)

  2. The contacts are obviously fake. If you look closely at the photo, you can see that the position of the HK image is exactly the same in both eyes, like it was pasted onto the original photo.

    To all the foolish girls who keep asking where they can get these contacts – you are in the WRONG blog. Seriously.

    • Dude you are so right… About the wrong blog, my little one is having a kitty themed party and I already hate the cat, I wasn’t into her b4 but now it’s fallowing me and as for the contacts my niece has some but they don’t look that nice

    • also, The image covers the pupil, which real contacts would not do, Unless you dont want to see clearly the whole time your wearing them. very fake.

  3. It is not really that bad and if you hate hello kitty why don’t you grow up and suck it up because she is here to stay

  4. I LOVE HELLO KITTY AND WANT THESE,
    Do you know where I could get some,
    =^_^=
    Me neeeddsss them… Maybe i’m a little old.
    I want them, need them even…

  5. HOLD ON! what you guys said, about “Almost all girls” would want these
    I DEFINTLY DON’T I’M TERRIFED OF PUTTING THINGS IN MY EYES IN THE FIRST PLACE!

    how the hell did i come from meth ads on youtube to hello kitty?

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