Hello Kitty Contacts
While everything Hello Kitty freaks me out, there are definitely some Hello Kitty items that freak me out more than others. It’s stuff like this that is definitely on the high end of freaking me out list – Hello Kitty contacts:
While it is fairly obvious that Sanrio has figured out a way to possess Hello Kitty fanatics, these contacts give that possession much too much reality. Seriously, this is something right out of a horror movie. Of course, my wife thinks they are “the cutest thing ever” and wants a pair.
I already have an image of me happily dreaming away about life free of the evil feline when my wife comes to wake me up, I sleepily open my eyes and I instantly have the &*&%$#@@ hell scared out of me — and this happened each and every morning for the rest of my life. And that is just the first moment of the day which would pretty much guarantee that Hello Kitty Hell moves to yet another unthinkable level…
Sent in by Ali who really should be punished in unthinkable ways for even considering for a split second that sending me this photo would be a good idea.
Update: The frightfulness continues:

Sent in by sarah
Posted: December 26th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 302
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The contacts are obviously fake. If you look closely at the photo, you can see that the position of the HK image is exactly the same in both eyes, like it was pasted onto the original photo.
To all the foolish girls who keep asking where they can get these contacts – you are in the WRONG blog. Seriously.
Dude you are so right… About the wrong blog, my little one is having a kitty themed party and I already hate the cat, I wasn’t into her b4 but now it’s fallowing me and as for the contacts my niece has some but they don’t look that nice
where can i get some
also, The image covers the pupil, which real contacts would not do, Unless you dont want to see clearly the whole time your wearing them. very fake.
Wow!! I so want some. Hello Kitty is amazing! I loveee her. I will pay hundreds of dollars for these!
Right she is so cute all these people hating sayin some crazy dumb stories about her
AWSUmm Ass CONTACttZ LOVee THEmm….
OMG i WANT those xD
where can i order them at?
i love it!!! where did u buy that?
I generally hate Hello Kitty, but I really don’t mond these. I actually kind of like them…
(:
these contacts are sooo cute where can u get them
where can i buy some !!
i think they are fake they totally look fake…..
ya igree about one being fake but the the others are real
so ya bye xD
Where can I find the Hello Kitty eye contacts?
OMG it is creepy but I actually want a pair now!! Lol like really want a pair
oh< what ever! i really dont think you should blog this! i mean its so0o0o0o lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is not really that bad and if you hate hello kitty why don’t you grow up and suck it up because she is here to stay
I LOVE HELLO KITTY AND WANT THESE,
Do you know where I could get some,
=^_^=
Me neeeddsss them… Maybe i’m a little old.
I want them, need them even…
This is terrifying to no end…
HOLD ON! what you guys said, about “Almost all girls” would want these
I DEFINTLY DON’T I’M TERRIFED OF PUTTING THINGS IN MY EYES IN THE FIRST PLACE!
how the hell did i come from meth ads on youtube to hello kitty?
OMFG those r the kutest thing ever i need to buy those
*are *cutest *things *I *them
OMG!!! Love them eyes, it would look so cool if they could glow in the dark at the same time.
That’s beast
I want some. How much and where can I get them?
were kn i get those at
i want them so bad were kn i get them
Awww, luuckky. I want deesseee.
where can u get these i would like to have these for my bday!!!:)
Where Did You Get These At!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!? I Want Some!
HOW MUCH ARE THESE
were can i buy these and how much
this is one of those times i’m glad i don’t need glasses.