Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Atalanta
Time: December 26, 2007, 7:39 pm

Oh, jeez. Those are frightening.

Comment from Carol
Time: December 26, 2007, 8:12 pm

OMG just when I think you can’t post something that would top the urinal target… there’s this.

Those are just wrong.

BTW HTHman, my husband is amused by how much I like your blog that he now thinks it’s funny to buy me Hello Kitty items, knowing I don’t want them because she’s evil and insidious and taking over the world. I got a Hello Kitty kite for Christmas :/

Comment from Stefan
Time: December 26, 2007, 8:13 pm

frightning indeed!
but a nice twist to the usual snake/puma/pink contacts those chicks use to wear!

Comment from darlene
Time: December 26, 2007, 9:20 pm

I see that you can’t even enjoy the holiday spirit and be nice for even a few days. What is exactly wrong with these? They’re cute and trendy. I think any girl would love to have them.

It goes to show how selfish you continue to be in that you aren’t willing to even look into your wife’s eyes when they display the thing she loves. You have a lot of work to do to learn how to be a supporting husband. You’re lucky that your wife is as tolerant as she is.

I hope you can reflect and turn this blog into something that is worth reading in the coming year. Your posts are becoming so monotonous always saying bad things. You would get a lot more support if you just accepted that Hello Kitty is cute and enjoyable. Men never learn this and this is the reason you are miserable and have to complain all the time.

Comment from Laiane
Time: December 26, 2007, 9:39 pm

Those contacts definitely add that certain je ne sais qua, that certain something that just screams, “I’m a psychotic axe-murdering ribbon-bedecked Gothic Lolita.” Something like that.

Comment from Brittani
Time: December 26, 2007, 9:42 pm

Oh my goodness!
These are so freaking adorable.
I’d totally stick my finger in my eye for Hello Kitty.
I have to get a pair of these!!!
???

Comment from liz
Time: December 26, 2007, 9:53 pm

well… i have to say… that girl pull it off with the colorful hair and make up. (plus…she’s not ugly)
i didn’t even notice the hello kitty in her eyes.

but…. i bet it’d just look ridiculous on MOST of the people.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: December 26, 2007, 10:04 pm

Wow. If I see that in a girls eyes when I kiss her, I’m gonna need lot’s of viagra!

And a blindfold. Make that, two blindfolds. In case the first falls off!

Comment from tina
Time: December 26, 2007, 10:07 pm

i love these contacts & i want a pair!

where can i find them?

Comment from Tiff
Time: December 26, 2007, 11:53 pm

He will never tell you because he is evil

Comment from Cindy
Time: December 27, 2007, 12:42 am

those lenses look like they would only work for people with light color eyes. on people with dark color eyes, the kitty face would not be visible……

Comment from k
Time: December 27, 2007, 1:32 am

Very strange, I think the contacts look hot on this chick, oh hell I just think the chick is hot, but I would never wear them. It’s kind of creepy in a hypnotic mysterious sort of way. This chick would definately be even hotter without the hk in her eyes tho.

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Comment from Kathryn
Time: December 27, 2007, 5:40 am

Should I ever deside to go on some party, dressed up like a zombie or a daemon I’m going to wear these things.
I mean, really, that’s just… just… hell, my English is to bad for describing it (I’m from Germany and I hope these things will never made it over the ocean)!
They doesn’t even suit the… ‘unknown creature’ wearing them!

Comment from Speth
Time: December 27, 2007, 6:38 am

I’m disturbed by all you people that think this chicky is hot. She’s like, freaking 6. Thirteen at most. Didn’t you WONDER why she’s hiding behind pink bunny ears?
And the makeup/hair combo is way overdone. Especially for a six year old.

Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: December 27, 2007, 8:40 am

Ummm no. Eyes are the most unique, compelling feature of any person. Sticking logowear in the centre of them is a sick mockery of individuality. That’s why we’re all hearing that horror movie soundtrack in the background behind that chick- she’s been stripped of her humanity.

Comment from Absinth
Time: December 27, 2007, 8:56 am

This is scary! A human posessed by HK would have eyes like these…
I agree with teratomarty… the eyes are so special why cover them up with HK?
Merry Christmas and haapy new year

Comment from Flying Potato
Time: December 27, 2007, 9:29 am

Now that’s freaky!
Even if I were a HK fan, I’d be scared.
You’re right, it looks like something from a horror movie… Imagine a remake of “The Exorcist”, except the girl’s possesed by HK… I guess it’s ok if the girl only wears this for Halloween. If she wears it on a daily basis… Wow.

Comment from Wendy
Time: December 27, 2007, 9:58 am

Wow, now that’s weird.

Comment from Ertman110
Time: December 27, 2007, 1:09 pm

I believe that if my wife woke me up wearing those contacts, the jury would declare that her subsequent death was a justifiabe homicide!!

Comment from chu
Time: December 27, 2007, 2:01 pm

Darlene, you’re wrong. Not every girl would want to wear this. Let’s think…how about ME for example?

That really is uber creepy. D:

Comment from Random Royston
Time: December 27, 2007, 3:51 pm

Darlene…… you are by far the worst HK fanatic there is!!!
Stop reading this blog.

Comment from Jenna
Time: December 27, 2007, 4:50 pm

I will admit to liking Hello Kitty a bit, but Since I’ve found this site, I am amazed by how creeped out I can be by Sanrio.
And I have to agree with many others…darlene, WTF? If you don’t like the blog, STOP READING IT!! Easy as pie.
As for Mr.HKH being selfish-he’s not the one who’s bought his spouse an exercise mat that he didn’t want, then told him he can’t actually excercise on it. He hasn’t taken the car and added crap onto it that his wife didn’t want. And he certainly isn’t the one that has added so much crap it has made a small bathroom even smaller. If anything, he has shown a remarkable amount of love for not divorcing his wife and moving to a nice Hello Kitty free bachlor compound.

Comment from dar
Time: December 27, 2007, 7:28 pm

What’s next? HK brain tatoos…

Comment from neko
Time: December 27, 2007, 7:47 pm

On the plus side, with the placement of the pupils it looks as though each HK has been shot in the forehead.

Comment from ~rosie~
Time: December 27, 2007, 8:10 pm

does anyone else think this was done with layers in photoshop? looks TOTALLY photoshopped with a decreased opacity to let enough of the eyes show through to make it look like contacts.

i could be wrong, but someone find the actual contacts for me to prove it wrong pls.

dear bloggy writer…there may be hope yet

Comment from blinkyazn
Time: December 27, 2007, 9:42 pm

hahaha i like that! “it looks as though each HK has been shot in the forehead.”
But those things really ARE freaky. I don’t like color contacts so I obviously HATE HK contacts. They are just… uuurrrg!!!

Comment from Megann
Time: December 27, 2007, 11:25 pm

This picture, is DEFINATLY photoshopped. I doubt they really make these, it would be too complicated.
And who else besides really really obsessed people with a LOT of money would buy these?

Comment from Misawa
Time: December 28, 2007, 12:38 am

Now that is so cute. If they really existed. I would buy them <3

Comment from k
Time: December 28, 2007, 3:44 am

Speth – how can u tell that there bunny ears? They look more like pink devil horns. She may be 13 at the most but that dosen’t make her any less cutie.

Comment from Wendyscat
Time: December 28, 2007, 11:21 am

Pink devils horns they are methinks.
Age not that apparent, nor initially the HKs – the mega shot in the head look is kinda in keeping.

Comment from Kaylee
Time: December 28, 2007, 2:10 pm

These are so fake. You guys are idiots. Its drawn on in paint or something

Comment from Fishie
Time: December 28, 2007, 4:02 pm

I’d say these were photoshopped if I hadn’t already seen similar contacts with smiley faces instead of Hello Kitty being sold. These may not be real (hopefully!) but there’s the unfortunate technology available to make this a reality. Let’s hope Sanrio doesn’t get any ideas!

Comment from Meredith
Time: December 28, 2007, 4:51 pm

I agree that they are probably not real, but as a fan of theatrical contacts, I have to say that these are not a good idea. You see, any time you have non-symmetrical contacts, they’re going to spin around. The creepiest thing I’ve ever seen is somebody with smiley face contacts that were upside down, I kid you not. Good in theory, bad in practice. I recommend HK fans stick to solid pink contacts, which DO exist. (Note: don’t get the cat eye ones, they have the same problem as all non-symmetrical costume contacts.)

Comment from liz
Time: December 29, 2007, 12:41 am

if a six year old can do that make up herself…
i’m going to start taking lessons from her.
she’s at least 15..

Comment from uh huh
Time: December 29, 2007, 3:06 am

that is really sad. lol.
i reckon theyd be embarrassing to wear

Comment from kath
Time: December 29, 2007, 3:29 am

it looks like hello kitty has invaded & taken over the girl via evil spirit.. lol.
and it wouldnt be paint or editing. theyre making all sorts of weird contacts these days. they have hk condoms, why not contacts?

Comment from well
Time: December 29, 2007, 5:31 am

way over the line.

waaaaaaay over.

Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: December 29, 2007, 8:39 am

I can tell nationalities of Asians because I grew up in Japan, Hong Kong and the Phillipines.

But there is no way to guess ages.

An Asian girl in her 20’s looks like a teen, in her 30’s she looks college age- hell up to 50 they look in their 30’s!

I amaze Asian girls I meet by telling them what their nationality is, but no way would I ever try to guess their age.

Comment from kt.
Time: December 29, 2007, 3:08 pm

it looks photoshopped. there are tons of hello kitty brushes for it and someone could’ve easily put them in the eyes. i’m not going to believe the contacts actually exist unless if i see proof.

Comment from Holly Blaser
Time: December 29, 2007, 3:09 pm

I’m pretty sure that’s photoshopped..the kitty isn’t even centered on the contact. And the irises look like they were added in later.

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Comment from Lettie_Vin_Hadden
Time: December 29, 2007, 9:27 pm

Woah, Darlene…
Kitty is the epiphany of cute and Pucca’s rival and all…but….This it too much even for the most hard-core Sanrio fans…like moi.

Comment from k
Time: December 29, 2007, 10:41 pm

She kind of reminds me of the chick from the band Alice In Video Land. Only slightly tho.

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Comment from aly chatur
Time: December 31, 2007, 8:08 am

It’s looks beautiful and i do not have words to express it.

Comment from Shelby
Time: December 31, 2007, 8:11 am

where can i get some of those?

Comment from Neghie
Time: December 31, 2007, 9:07 am

If there weren’t more important things to worry about like, who our next presidents gonna be, assasinations and world hunger. Hello kitty contacts…not as scary as Cancer or AIDS.

Comment from Jimmy Ray
Time: December 31, 2007, 9:07 am

I reckon I want me a pair.

Comment from [pi?]
Time: December 31, 2007, 9:15 am

thats hot…

Comment from ZombieLuv
Time: December 31, 2007, 9:26 am

Hello Kitty fleshbots with Sanrio DNA and mental programming to satisfy your darkest kitty fetishes.

Humans interbreeding with Hello Kitty zombies…

Forced injections of the HK virus, causing your blood to run pink.

Hello Kitty aircraft carriers… Tanks…

Mysterious pink fluids being added to your municipal water supply…

Hello Kitty satellites. Look up at the stars and see the cat logo cheerfully staring back at you.

Comment from Brian
Time: December 31, 2007, 10:56 am

purrr…. very very ‘catty’…

Comment from j
Time: December 31, 2007, 11:17 am

this has shown up on BoingBoing, in the comments somebody says that weighted contacts are available to correct astigmatism (the lens has to be correctly oriented relative to the eye) – it’s not a huge leap to incorporate weights into cosmetic contacts as well.
It’s still no less creepy, though.

Comment from Hannah
Time: December 31, 2007, 12:05 pm

I disagree with the photoshop comments because you can have these special made. I contacted a company once for a cosplay a friend of mine was doing where he needed a symbol on his eye and they said they can put anything you want pretty much on a contact as long as you’re willing to fork over the cash. So I can see these being real. Mass marketed? Dunno about that.

Comment from River Styx
Time: December 31, 2007, 12:06 pm

Dear god, its the antichrist!

Comment from You have been dugg
Time: December 31, 2007, 12:36 pm

hey you guys are on digg i cant belive theres a whole blog set up to hate “hk” lol

Comment from NJ
Time: December 31, 2007, 1:36 pm

I love these contacts.
I really need a pair!

Comment from pirate
Time: December 31, 2007, 2:01 pm

where can i get a pair?

Comment from Bobosan
Time: December 31, 2007, 2:04 pm

Yeah, she is cute. I missed the actual hello kitty shape the first time I looked, but I think these look pretty interesting. One of My ex’s would have loved these since she had a borderline Hello Kitty fetish.

Comment from Tat2dDoll
Time: December 31, 2007, 4:06 pm

Your wife and I need to hang out.

Comment from jb
Time: December 31, 2007, 4:28 pm

it’s clearly fake!

Comment from Wolf
Time: December 31, 2007, 5:53 pm

1) Yeah, they’re real. I wear/use specialty lenses a lot of the time and I’ve seen much more elaborate designs than this in person. You can get them in prescription or nonprescription versions.

2) Yes, they make weighted lenses that stay in position on the eye.

3) Yes, I have a friend that has a pair of the aforementioned smiley face lenses.

Just do a Google on “effects contacts,” “FX contacts” or “specialty contacts.” They’re out there.

Comment from Jackson Alsop
Time: December 31, 2007, 6:57 pm

100% Photoshopped.

Yes, this product MAY exist, but this particular photo is Photoshopped.

Notice how both of the “contacts” are exactly the same opacity, regardless of the fact that one eye is brighter than the other due to the light source?

Comment from Cdean
Time: December 31, 2007, 8:09 pm

Alsop the photoshop guy lol

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Comment from MHKLF
Time: December 31, 2007, 11:25 pm

If you don’t worship the Goddess, Hello Kitty, you will pay a terrible price. The Book Of Kitty says that we must eat you. First we will bat you around like a captured mouse, as the Goddess Herself did to the evil Goodbye Mousie.

Militant Hello Kitty Liberation Front.

Sorry, bad taste. Funny website BTW.

Comment from Howard
Time: January 1, 2008, 9:11 am

The sad thing is, she’s really hot. How many more good looking women will be ruined by Hello Kitty?

Comment from Justine
Time: January 2, 2008, 8:09 am

Whoa! I wear contacts which is cool because now I can have hellokitty contacts. Hellokitty is my favorite character and icon. I love hellokitty because she is so cute and popular these days that I hope there not out of stock. Where do you get these from? How much do they cost? Only e-mail me if you can give me answers.

Comment from Ryan Thompson
Time: January 2, 2008, 8:46 am

Somebody’s nick name on here is absinth? Was scrolling down the comments and saw the word, thought it was in the text of the message. LOL ^_^ I was going to say…yeah, this looks like an absinthe hallucination.

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Comment from kristin
Time: January 2, 2008, 12:03 pm

and no one is saying where to get them!

Comment from Sara
Time: January 2, 2008, 5:14 pm

OK….how do I put this..I’m all for the Hello Kitty stuff..but..This just crosses the line!!!

Comment from SpiralArchitect
Time: January 2, 2008, 6:03 pm

“The thing she loves” is supposed to be her husband, so…

Want me to draw it up for you?

Comment from hellokitty
Time: January 2, 2008, 8:58 pm

Where do you purchase these from?

Comment from ki+tkitkit
Time: January 2, 2008, 9:51 pm

These contact lenses are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where can you find these?

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: January 2, 2008, 10:18 pm

Since there seems to be a lot of new people making their way to this thread wanting to know where to get the Hello Kitty contacts, this is a short notice to let you know that it ain’t going to happen.

Comment from ali
Time: January 3, 2008, 2:37 am

OH MY GOD. Hello Kitty appears to be trapped in an eyeball and has been shot in the forehead.
I would wear these to school just to see who notices first and how many people I can creep out/how many “scene” kids will think it’s the coolest thing since overloading on makeup

Comment from moriyah
Time: January 3, 2008, 12:54 pm

Ugh.

Comment from Lisa Johnson
Time: January 3, 2008, 3:03 pm

Uhm, Yeah….I need these to go with all of my other Hello Kitty things. Got a link???

Comment from A_Goddess_seattle
Time: January 4, 2008, 7:15 am

OMG I LUV HELLO KITTY!

Comment from Suchie
Time: January 4, 2008, 11:23 am

I think its rather selfish not tellING others where to get hello kitty items, especialy if you KNOW where to get them.
I’m just saying, why have a Hello kitty site that only brags about having stuff unless you can help others???

Comment from siimuk
Time: January 4, 2008, 8:16 pm

I wear glasses. And the only contacts i have are grey coloured ones. So one day i wanted to go swimming and had my contacts on (planning to wear goggles) and it freaked the hell out of my friend.

yep, contacts are great for a theatrical effect but can be quite scary… Eyes are the window to the soul so if you are trying to get to know somebody, contacts are not the best idea.

These hello kitty ones are cute and scary (probably the effect she wanted)

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Comment from Memiux
Time: January 6, 2008, 11:50 am

OMFQ, I wanna buy them, it’s so nice!

Comment from cierra
Time: January 6, 2008, 5:05 pm

in the first pic, i could barely see the hk, but then in the second pic i saw it, it’s a little creepy if you ask me. she looks a little posessed, which could make sense. it’s just another small step in hello kitty’s plan to rule the universe.

Comment from Bethany
Time: January 6, 2008, 9:55 pm

I really, really don’t like HK. At all. But I find myself wanting these. Scary, no?

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Comment from Reagan
Time: January 12, 2008, 6:16 pm

where can i get a pair?

Comment from medisin
Time: January 13, 2008, 9:27 am

Eyes are not the window to the soul! I’ve met plenty of soulless sociopaths, and they all had eyes… Are you all terrified of sunglasses too?

^_^

Comment from Laura.
Time: January 14, 2008, 5:34 am

I hate Hello Kitty. Only found this through StumbleUpon. >.>

Comment from Eric
Time: January 14, 2008, 3:47 pm

I made the horrible mistake of telling my friends I thought Hello Kitty was cute, and now I’m inundated with HK stuff. If you didn’t warn me about these contacts and I had seen someone wearing them, I might have had a heart attack.
Thank you for saving my life.

Comment from Izabal DaJinn
Time: January 18, 2008, 3:24 am

They are actually hits of acid.

Comment from beffies
Time: January 23, 2008, 2:48 pm

i have been following this picture from tagged website to website trying to figure out where i can purchase these for one reason or another.. can anyone tell me?

Comment from ellen
Time: February 8, 2008, 7:44 pm

i think they’re awesome.

Comment from Raven Heart
Time: February 11, 2008, 2:34 pm

Your a hot bitch.

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Comment from RSKS
Time: February 14, 2008, 11:23 am

*hang

Comment from Annair
Time: February 18, 2008, 10:54 pm

I totally agree. I hate Hello Kitty, it’s so stupid! Contacts is taking it way tooo far! It’s just disgusting really.

Comment from Rawrr
Time: February 20, 2008, 6:52 am

OMGSH SOOO CUTE I NEED ONE WHERE CAN YOU GET THEM?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Comment from Fernie Locs
Time: February 23, 2008, 10:17 am

ALL of U guys R just HATING on HELLO KITTY
THOSE CONTACTS ARE SOOOOOO CUTE AND I ALREADY HAVE LIKE 3 PAIRS
(HATERS CHILL OUT)

Comment from Meredith
Time: February 24, 2008, 12:27 pm

That’s a neat trick, Fernie, because these are photoshopped.

Comment from veronika
Time: March 4, 2008, 3:44 pm

Where can I get this contacts??? Please I would love yo know !!! I’ve looked everywhere and nobody even know they existed.

Comment from ExileCU@hotmail.com
Time: March 7, 2008, 4:37 am

K, i dont like hello kitty and im a guy, but i was lookin in google and that girl is so beutyfull !!!!!!!!

Comment from Sandi
Time: March 8, 2008, 1:48 am

Now, how about having a dream with Hello Kitty getting horney with you. THAT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE!

Comment from Camra
Time: March 12, 2008, 12:04 am

OMG…… that is probly the most scarist thing i seen!!!
How did she do that???

Comment from hello kitty’s friend
Time: March 13, 2008, 10:35 am

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!R U serious?!?!?!?!?!?Freaked out by hello kitty?!?!?!?
Hello Kitty’s for girls you don’t have to like it because your wife or girlfriend loves it,but to be freaked out by hello kitty stuff,that’s just over reacting,don’t you honestly have anything else to worry about?!?!?!?!?it cracks me up to read that some of you people think Hello Kitty stuff is stupid,it’s cool if you don’t like something,that’s normal,but to label everything you don’t like stupid…that’s stupid if you think about it…”That’s stupid just because I don’t like it”
that’s sounds dumb,one of those dumb comments people make because they have no conversation,lol!

Comment from hello kitty’s friend
Time: March 13, 2008, 10:39 am

Dude,don’t you have any male hobbies???????????

Comment from monica
Time: March 14, 2008, 7:23 pm

i am happy to say that my boyfriend totally loves hello kitty not just for me, but for himself. He bought himself a hello kitty pencil case and takes it out at work shamelessly.
I bought him a hello kitty sandwich container and i pack him a lunch everyday….again…he takes it to work with his manhood still intact. How lucky is this hello kitty fanatic? He’s just as lucky since i’m a star wars freak like he is.

Comment from regina b
Time: March 16, 2008, 11:28 am

<3 where could u get these??

Comment from nikki riddle
Time: March 19, 2008, 6:39 pm

OMG WHERE DO YOU GET THESE CONTACTS THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE I WANT 2 GET SOME AND TRICK MY BFFS B LIKE I’M SYEKICK LOOK IN MY EYES N THINK ABOUT HELLO KITTY DO YOU SEE A KITTY???????

Comment from Jen
Time: March 19, 2008, 10:46 pm

I’m not a fanatic, but I go for Hello Kitty for the whole “irony” thing… and that is just totally awesome.

Comment from billybobbo
Time: March 20, 2008, 5:51 pm

you guys here are on the hello kitty website? ……… sad
and just so you know i think that pigs are cool and fluffy

Comment from yasmin
Time: March 21, 2008, 10:24 am

thats just too far over the line
x

Comment from andy
Time: March 29, 2008, 6:15 am

wow you people are dumb… i dont really know why im wasting my time trying to explain this. ok look i admit they do look photoshoped, but you obiously are too ignorant to realise how easy it is to mass produce things like this. oh and about the opacity on photoshop HAHA nice bro. contacts are MADE NOT TO CHANGE IN THE LIGHT you idiots. stop getting so crazy over a brand and just leave it. your all either all for it or all against it, and really if your all against it why are you on this blog anyway? i only found this site cause i serched “hello” on google. wow what a waste of time

Comment from iz
Time: March 30, 2008, 9:24 am

omg that is totaly freaky i like hello kitty a bit but that is going to far and it is turning emo aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Comment from azillia
Time: March 31, 2008, 2:42 pm

I luv hello kitty so you haters need to step back!!

Comment from christina
Time: April 1, 2008, 10:58 am

definietely photoshopped. wow.

Comment from Hyrum
Time: April 7, 2008, 11:40 am

Wow I didn’t even notice that.

Comment from Ella
Time: April 12, 2008, 11:17 am

I’d totally get one! totally on the top of my list… Mahalo..

Comment from Camille
Time: April 14, 2008, 4:02 pm

wow,
who ever is hating is hella dumb
why would you waste your time saying all the nagative things. people are going to keeep likeing thesee things no matter how many postttt hateful comments.
freals.
GROW UP BRAHH.

Comment from IVELISSE
Time: April 20, 2008, 7:26 pm

EWWW FRIGHTENIN.

Comment from IVELISSE
Time: April 20, 2008, 7:26 pm

BUT I LIKE EM.

Comment from katie
Time: May 3, 2008, 7:29 pm

wow i love this i want them

Comment from Hello Jessie
Time: May 5, 2008, 7:44 pm

it looks like something paris hilton would wear

Comment from cenovis
Time: May 6, 2008, 10:56 pm

“Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: December 27, 2007, 8:40 am

Ummm no. Eyes are the most unique, compelling feature of any person. Sticking logowear in the centre of them is a sick mockery of individuality. That’s why we’re all hearing that horror movie soundtrack in the background behind that chick- she’s been stripped of her humanity.”

Aww, aren’t you a precious snowflake. Seriously, brown is brown, blue is blue, nobody is going to examine your iris to find the pattern unique to each individual. Sorry to burst your bubble there, but nobody cares (with the exception of certain law enforcement agencies.)

Personally, I LOVE THESE THINGS. I do think that this is a photoshop though. I have scoured the internets looking for the source, but the closest thing I’ve found was a forum post on some board alluding to a Korean company which puts custom images on contact lenses, but no link or even a name. These contacts have created such a furor across the web that someone, ANYONE, would’ve surely found the source for these by now, but seeing as how it hasn’t happened they’re probably fake.

For the people concerned about the images spinning around in the eye and making you look funny: I found out that contact lenses can be weighted so that they always stay in the same position. It’s something they do for people with astigmatism or something.

Comment from Alicia
Time: May 11, 2008, 2:37 pm

I hope it’s painfully obvious to everyone that this was done in photoshop and not very well.

Comment from Mario
Time: May 12, 2008, 9:43 pm

i want her more than anything in this world….
she is the most beautiful person i have ever seen!!!

:O
think im in love
lol

Comment from shiara
Time: May 20, 2008, 4:55 pm

i like em’ ! ^^

Comment from babay
Time: May 22, 2008, 3:39 pm

wow. this is soooo creepy. not that id ever stick my finger into my
eyes n e way, but still….CREEPY….thats the only word 2 describe this!! hello kitty freaks me out! wow

Comment from Dmanhack
Time: May 26, 2008, 4:49 pm

Very sexy!!!!!!! Others are just fugly tards.

Comment from imani
Time: June 3, 2008, 1:55 pm

wow! i am a h3llo kitty fan but i hav3 n3v3r s33n anything lik3 that befor3. i wond3r wh3r3 she got th3m fr0m

Comment from superficialdiva
Time: June 7, 2008, 4:08 am

i would love to have them too

Comment from rawrrr
Time: June 8, 2008, 1:52 pm

it is quite awesome…but it is most likely photoshopped…just look at the proportions…the right one is huge and centered while the left one is small and off center…

oh well if its not i want them…

Comment from miyuki
Time: June 8, 2008, 7:47 pm

PLEASE CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE YOU CAN GET THESE!?
if not can you ask ‘Ali’ for me please!?

Comment from Harlie
Time: June 11, 2008, 12:05 pm

omg!!! i want them sooo bad!!!! where do i buy them???

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Comment from April
Time: June 24, 2008, 8:08 pm

i think those are gorgeous.
i freaking love Hello Kitty!:)
for everyone that’s disturbed and leaving rude comments about how you hate those contacts and hello kitty you’re pathetic to waste your time:)

Comment from Sandi
Time: June 25, 2008, 9:42 am

What ever! This is a free country to say what I think about them. Now what is so pathetic about that?

Comment from Kira
Time: June 25, 2008, 12:23 pm

As to the age of the girl, I have esthetics (skin care) training and am a makeup artist. I’m also quite good at guessing ages, especially of lighter skinned women, for various reasons, only one of which being that we wrinkle like prunes.
First, unless acne sets in and goes away before age six, she is definitely past most of her teenage years due to the fact that she has an acne scar but no visible breakouts. The skin under her eyes is dark, which usually takes a bit of age to acquire unless she slept badly the night before. There’s too much light to guess at whether she drinks/and or smokes. She does have some very small folds under her eyes. Unless she’s been partying like Drew Barrymore she’s at least 16 and no more than 19. And if she’s 19 she blew her candles out yesterday.

Comment from PandaLover
Time: July 4, 2008, 2:22 pm

I vaaaaaaaant these! :B
LMFAO.
No srsly I do.
Ive searched all over googled and I cant find any T_T.
Unless Im willing to pay some dude hundreds of dollars to design it. =/

Comment from Tibz
Time: July 5, 2008, 12:20 am

Holy cow. There are actually that many people who want something like that?? I really hope it’s for collection’s sake, because if I ever see anyone in the street wearing those, I will shudder and edge away.

Comment from jasz
Time: July 15, 2008, 6:46 pm

can u please tell me where u got these where they cheap i swear i ove helo kitty i mean shes my best friend im a collecter and im so glad hello kitty was made

Comment from Llywela
Time: July 18, 2008, 11:09 am

Ugh! Im sorry but dudes who comment on this saying how bad they are, seriously? get a life?
maybe your like 30 or something but things like these are in fashion right now, everybody loves stuff like this, it’s considered Kawaii! and to the reference that this girl looked like 6, again Kawaii fashion! or Decora even! it’s a fashion statement dudes, it’s how people like to dress, it’s really pathetic slating her for having those contact even if they’re real or not, she likes how she looks so don’t judge a person on that! .. oh and yeah, Sanrio isn’t taking over the world that’s a stupid thing to say, Sanrio is a big company, and companies make loads of products in every kind! so if the people liek em, they buy it! get over it! it’s the same with Nike or Fred Perry makes, all the same! although Fred Perry is just disgusting, xD so really if you’ve bothered to read my comment, Thankyou. (:

Comment from Buffy
Time: July 20, 2008, 9:37 pm

They’re kinda cute.

Comment from BEAR
Time: July 26, 2008, 5:44 pm

woah.
the girl is pretty.
the eyes look good in a creepy way.
yeah.

Comment from Becca
Time: August 1, 2008, 12:40 pm

aaawwww, so cute! I want some! My friends would love them! Lolz, but Dylan might try to stab my eyes out. Haha.

Comment from CLAUDIA SUAREZ MASSUD
Time: August 8, 2008, 11:48 am

FASHION

Comment from jen
Time: August 12, 2008, 3:51 pm

i don’t see them as frightening in the least bit. i only came to the site to see if there was any information on where i could purchase a pair myself. :3

Comment from Darketernal
Time: September 8, 2008, 3:41 pm

Hello Kitty is wonderfull, id like some of those hello kitty contacts too =)

Comment from Amber
Time: September 9, 2008, 2:04 pm

GUYS THESE ARE NOT REAL… YOU CANNOT BUY THEM ANYWHERE. THEY ARE PHOTO SHOPPED. LOOK CLOSELY. IT’S FAKE. You could probably get some custom ordered for 3 or 4 hundred dollars on non-prescription lenses.

Comment from Gresa
Time: September 14, 2008, 4:53 am

i want a pair, NOW

Comment from Gresa
Time: September 14, 2008, 4:55 am

AND AMBER
YES THEY ARE REAL.
I FOUND OUT HOW TO BUY THEM
AND NO THEY ARE NOT 3 OR 4 HUNDRED DOLLARS.
THEYRE LIKE 25

Comment from Koko the Jedi
Time: September 18, 2008, 3:53 am

^^ Aye.

Comment from jamie
Time: September 25, 2008, 1:17 pm

WHERE???

Comment from VIOLETA
Time: October 5, 2008, 10:38 am

KITTY IS BEAUTIFUL MY SISTER LA LOVE THANCS,BYR

Comment from xxxelloluvxxx
Time: October 6, 2008, 5:23 pm

WHERE???? omg i want these SO bad!!!! please say where they’re from! ^_______^
pLeAsE??? :]

Comment from sebie
Time: October 6, 2008, 7:00 pm

lol i want them

Comment from AnnaBanana-na
Time: October 13, 2008, 11:02 am

now usually I am right with you on the extremities of one kitty fanatic (being a fan myself) some things are just unheard of but THESE…….THESE MY FRIEND ARE AWESOMELY AWESOME. I want them. You should try them on Hellish one and see if you can see what we can see??

Comment from me.
Time: October 19, 2008, 3:30 pm

well i loove hello kitty but i think those contacts are frightning and i couldnt imagine someone using them it would be shocking.

bye.

Comment from ^^
Time: October 21, 2008, 4:27 am

*sigh*
Stupid scene kids.
Without them, I think hello kitty wouldn’t be as profitable.
I bet they make up like, half, of the profits.

Comment from poop
Time: October 21, 2008, 3:08 pm

I do not see any hello kitty in these contacts

Comment from Momo
Time: October 21, 2008, 5:48 pm

Those are sooo cool! I’m definetely having them special ordered! ;D

Comment from Amanda
Time: October 22, 2008, 9:24 pm

i love hello kitty and i think i want some of these contacts. they are soooo cute. what girl wouldnt think its cute..

Comment from Ciara
Time: October 23, 2008, 3:22 pm

I love them where can i get some,,,,

Comment from Julie
Time: October 28, 2008, 3:27 pm

I love them i want them sooo much

Comment from Lauren
Time: November 17, 2008, 2:11 pm

Whats The Girls Name Waren Them?

Comment from sierra
Time: November 19, 2008, 6:45 pm

thats SO RAD!
I WANT A PAIR OHHHHHH!
although its a tad creepy…

Comment from Anonymous
Time: November 22, 2008, 1:44 pm

If anyone of you are aware, this picture started out on myspace…sorry to burst your bubble but I have done a ton of research on these supposed hello kitty contacts and they dont exsist….haha…..losers

Comment from Meg
Time: November 22, 2008, 3:23 pm

i want to make sweet love to them

Comment from Jacinda
Time: December 4, 2008, 11:00 pm

I want some of thos. where can i get them?

Comment from Gerad Gray
Time: December 7, 2008, 8:34 am

Photoshopped, only obvious when you click on the image though.

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Comment from Who cares?
Time: December 14, 2008, 12:09 pm

Wow…. You have like no respect for your wife. Gosh!!! Besides, If you were a little less dumb then maybe you’d actually know that the reason why hellokitty is everywhere is because she’s a fashion icon!

Gosh! Do you have a brain????

Comment from jessica
Time: December 22, 2008, 8:00 pm

their cute but freaky.

Comment from HelloKittyHater209
Time: January 4, 2009, 5:13 am

Thats frickin’ scary, i would never wear that, its horrible, except when you are a hello kitty punk, then wear it. Ban the Hello Kitty contacts!

Comment from Mariley
Time: January 14, 2009, 5:03 pm

Those are sick!!
I want some so bad!!
I am like a hello kitty fanatict!!
So yeah…
I love demm(:

Comment from joleighnn tha queen
Time: January 28, 2009, 7:02 pm

omfg.
i wanna pair.
i love hello kitty
i wear her evryday.
if any one cantell meh
were i can get these at
please please please email
meh…
i will love yew ferevr… <333333

<3joleighnnthaqueen

Comment from Natalie
Time: January 29, 2009, 3:17 pm

Oh dear. I love Hello Kitty. But that’s just overboard.

Comment from zee
Time: January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm

thats crazy weird.

Comment from Sophie.
Time: February 17, 2009, 2:46 pm

They look awesome

Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 2:39 pm

OMG O_O
that is so effin creepy
id love to scare people with those

Comment from khalezia
Time: March 19, 2009, 6:55 am

that is so cool are they real what are they are they contacts whaer did you get them from i am a BIG

Comment from khalezia
Time: March 19, 2009, 7:00 am

I AM ABIG fan of hello kitty my whole room is hello kitty i even got a hello kitty waffle maker and i loved hello kitty since i was 6years old and now i am 10 years old 4years ago well i got to go i am looking at more heland post more comments

Comment from Smitteh
Time: March 28, 2009, 1:37 pm

its photoshop not real contacts you idiot.

Comment from Clarie
Time: April 3, 2009, 7:09 am

Sucks to be anyone who wakes up to their significant other’s face with those contacts. I’d getthem just to scarethe crap out of my boyfriend.

I like her make-up for some reason…

Comment from ugh
Time: April 6, 2009, 9:37 pm

How about that Darlene at the top shuts up.

Comment from javi
Time: April 24, 2009, 6:53 am

i freakin love it!

where can i find those contacts? ;D

Comment from sexyretard
Time: May 17, 2009, 2:13 pm

awesome

Comment from .. . .. .
Time: May 18, 2009, 12:11 pm

wooooowwwwwwww i liked it. it looks perfect i want one!

Comment from chelsie
Time: June 6, 2009, 4:56 pm

i NEED those

Comment from Lovely
Time: June 15, 2009, 6:03 am

i love it!!! i wanna have those!!! where can i buy some???

Comment from maddy moo cow
Time: June 26, 2009, 12:01 pm

i luv them

Comment from Celeste
Time: June 30, 2009, 8:53 am

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU CAN BUY THESE HELLO KITTY CONTACT LENSES!!!!!!!!!! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!! P L E A S E!

Comment from LOLA
Time: July 12, 2009, 11:26 am

omg were do u buy them hello kitty contacts!!!! do u have to wear glasses to get those contact lenses ?

Comment from Gigi
Time: July 19, 2009, 11:16 am

WOW……ummmm…….mmmm…..well……Ok I’ve come out of my dizzy stupor from looking at this ding bat chick. Ok I love Hello Kitty. For real. There is a limit. This chick right here didn’t know when to make it. I swear they will market anything to anyone if it will make a buck. I’m not knocking them for making the contacts. (I was laughing for a lil bit after the stupor). I’m laughing at the dumb a** people who will buy them.

Comment from lefreak(apparently)
Time: July 22, 2009, 2:01 pm

Wowsers, darlene your probabley a middle aged woman who decided that living alone in a house full of cats was to cliched so you decided helllo kitty is ssooooo cute and fill your house with her/it/satan. Then of course all your kids ditched you cause satan kitty kept trying to slit there throats while they slept. So now you sit at home slagging off anyone with commonsense.

Im a 16 girl, I’ve always like pretty things, but despise your pink vomity kitty satanlord.

Ohh plus to all you little hello kitty freaks, if you want something off this site google it, I don’t think a guy whose devoted an entire blog to hksatan is going to be like ‘omygosh guys’s, just like you know you can gets them uberr cheap.

Bye guys, love
&kitty hate.

Comment from Random
Time: July 23, 2009, 6:09 pm

no, I think darlene is actually a 40 year old antisocial man who is having a lark pretending to be a Hell Kitty fan, or at least satirizing the fanatics.

That, or she’s a Sanrio plant.

Comment from Desirae
Time: August 4, 2009, 12:15 am

weeeeeeeeeeeeirdos/

Comment from olivia
Time: August 25, 2009, 9:56 am

Rebecca? is that you? my sister?o my god i think it is! holy cwap muffins it is you!

Comment from mufti
Time: September 1, 2009, 12:23 am

I want this contacts
How can I get buy?

Comment from MOMO
Time: September 6, 2009, 3:15 pm

NO MORE HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Josh
Time: September 13, 2009, 6:32 pm

Hey, just so you guys know, this picture is photoshoped. trust me i’m an expert i photoshop for a living.

Comment from jazmin
Time: September 15, 2009, 6:45 pm

is crazy!!!!!

Comment from Unknown~~
Time: September 22, 2009, 12:49 pm

Clearly, these are fake. Photoshopped for sure.
The main thing is, if you notice, the ‘lights’ in the pupils are off. You would think that, because she’s looking at the camera, the lights would be even.
Also, the left one doesn’t even cover the whole eye.

Comment from lauren
Time: October 5, 2009, 9:31 am

i think hello kitty is realy cool

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Comment from Vanity
Time: October 7, 2009, 5:34 pm

Wow these are so cute ? XD How is she an evil feline lolz…

Comment from :D
Time: October 10, 2009, 7:47 am

Oh my!!~ SOO Beautiful! ;3 I want somee. !

Comment from Kristin
Time: October 10, 2009, 2:38 pm

OMG I Love These && Hello Kitty :]] Haha

Im So Getting Them :]

Comment from mariah
Time: October 11, 2009, 7:13 pm

ahh damn ,
hello kitty, i used to love it b4 everyone else
then all these effing scene chicks have it im like wtf its so annoying evrythng hello kitty those are just creepy xD

Comment from lili
Time: October 13, 2009, 5:58 pm

These Are aWesome!!!!!!!!!!! i dont know what you guys are talkin’ about but i want a pair!!!!!!! >_<

Comment from RACHEL
Time: October 19, 2009, 7:36 pm

THIS IS A MUST FOR ALL SCHOOL BUS DRIVER’S. IF THIS WON’T MAKE THE KITTIES SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL……. MOMMY, MOMMY, I LOOKED IN MY BUS DRIVER’S EYES AND SAW MY REFLECTION, I’M STARTING TO LOOK JUST LIKE HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!! COOOL.

Comment from Monica
Time: October 26, 2009, 1:19 am

Someone let me know where i can buy them ….

Comment from lizz
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:55 am

those r fake, their edited on… its easy to do

Comment from Amanda Himes
Time: November 11, 2009, 4:25 pm

OMG hello kitty is awesome so quit hatin on hello kitty

Comment from emily
Time: November 13, 2009, 9:30 pm

OMG I KNOW RIGHT??? hello kitty is evil and determined to take over the world! i thought i was alone in my knowlage!

Comment from cherryz
Time: November 14, 2009, 12:10 pm

oh my gosh can i get a pair !!!???