Hello Kitty Photo of Horror

This is what happens when you marry a Hello Kitty fanatic. I feel his pain and commend him for being able to squeeze out a smile through those clinched teeth of shame. All the photos in the world do not do justice to what it’s like to live with a Hello Kitty fanatic, but this one does give a glimpse into the horrendous torture that comes with it:

Hello Kitty fanatic

Not only does a Hello Kitty fanatic make their significant other dress up for a photo like this (and think it’s enjoyable), but once the photo is taken, they show all their friends and even send it to blogs like mine so that they are able to humiliate the significant other even more while being completely oblivious of what they are doing. That, my friends, pretty much sums up the everyday events of Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Kelly, who I should recommend some hideous Hello Kitty torture to undergo for even thinking it was a good idea to send this to me, but judging from this photo, she would simply enjoy it far too much. Her husband is free to do a guest column here at any time…

41 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Photo of Horror

  1. All you can do is tell lies. Anyone looking at this photo can clearly see that the man is smiling and having a good time. He’s enjoying himself. It’s nice to see that there are some men that are willing to support their wife unlike others who are so insecure of their own masculintity that they are forced to put down Hello Kitty at every opportunity.

    This just proves that there are men out there that love their wife and are willing to accept that Hello Kitty is a positive force. This thoroughly disproves everything that you write and all your bad mouthing. A picture us worth a thousand words and this one has made you look like a fool.

  2. What the hell? No man, nay, no one at all should ever be forced to wear that! And let’s not even get statred on what’s wrong with the rest of the picture.

    And as for Darlene, I can’t decide whether she’s on too much medication or not nearly enough, but her rantings are growing more fanatical by the day.

  3. OH-MY-GOD

    I swear that’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
    I was surfing on other sites, had forgotten I had opened a window with your blog and saw this…
    I was like “WTF IS THIS SITE AND WHY DID I OPEN THIS”

    Damn, I’m gonna have nightmares about it! I haven’t even read the article yet(will read it right now, as well as Darlene’s usual stupid but funny comment). Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words… Damn.

    I think I know how scary Hello Kitty Hell can be now. I thought it was just funny and stupid at first, but now I can see it IS hellish :/

  4. Anyone (who doesn’t actually look at the photo properly) can see that he is enjoying himself. The rest of us can see that that’s a forced rictus grin and not a smile.

  5. OMG! That is so scary! I would run away if someone wants me to put on that kind of suit and take a picture!
    I honnestly cannot believe that man enjoys it!

  6. AHAHA!
    oh right, it’s not good to laugh at others suffering.
    heck, I like hello kitty- but to dress up in THAT ridiculous get-up?

    I SAY NAY.
    oh and darlene…if my future hubby even TRIED to show his love and affection for me by dressing up as a sanrio character I would hit him with a cast iron pan.
    or a hockey stick- whichever.

  7. What’s so bad about it? I think it’s so cute and i love him even more for dressing up like that!!

    It shows he has a softer side. I can’t wait for when we have kids i can take hubby back there and we can all dress up together!! WOW :)

  8. Oh, dear me… Kelly, this man really loves you, for I can’t think of any man I know that will be willing to wear that costume, let alone taking a picture in it…

    This is really horrible…

  9. I reckon there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the look on this guys face….they say there is a fine line between pleasure and pain…….on the other side of the board I reckon we would see the full picture….this poor guy with the hello kitty vibrator rammed up his arse!!!……sorry, couldnt resist!!

    As for Darlene……I am starting to think that HKH actually has multiple personality disorder and Darlene is one of his HK loving alter egos. I am as a big a HK fan as anyone else, but Darlene is so outrageous and intense about HK that she must infact be the Hello Kitty lover lurking inside “the poor bloke in Hello Kitty Hell”…..Sorry HKH, but how else could Darlene be taken seriously, surely shes not for real?!! Sorry again!!

  10. MMM am I missing something the site is called Hello Kitty Hell and you are talking about a photo with two people in it in which NEITHER is dressed as Hello Kitty. The woman is dressed as USAHana who is a rabbit and the guy is dressed as CinnomonRoll who is a puppy.

  11. okay, i might squee at HK like every other fanatic but this just goes too far. its over done, gaudy and… and… there are so many things this photo is that i can’t narrow it down. my heart goes out to this poor guy and the hopes that the twisted mind that manipulated him into that costume rots from sanrio overload.

    ~S

  12. HKPepper: Yes it’s at Sanrio Puroland in Tama-shi, Japan.

    SunshineReaper, is my mind the twisted mind you are talking about? Unfortunately my husbands sister is also a BIG Hello Kitty fan and when we went to Japan she gave us wedding presents that *only* consisted of Hello Kitty salt & pepper shakers & Hello Kitty wine glasses! I was so pleased :) And now every night my husband has to use those Hello Kitty salt & pepper shakers, and he has to drink his wine from the glasses, what a lovely sister-in-law!

  13. I just shot water out of my nose…thanks ;)

    that guy is a champ…he deserves a night at a strip club or a football game or whatever guys do in their spare time…

  14. A strip club only if they stripped down to their Hello Kitty costumes, and only a football game if it was the Hello Kitty football team!! :)

  15. That poor man…I love Hello Kitty but not even I would be caught dead in that horrible costume much less FORCE my s/o to wear such a horrible thing and then take a picture of the nightmare…I think not…Hello Kitty is not for men…and that is just beyond fanatic…that is psycho…if a woman is going to cut off her man’s balls by forcing him in such a hell than she should have her tits cut off in return…and she how she likes it…that poor man…

  16. im a HUGE fan of hello kitty,but this one is a little to much :| the man looks like he’s in pain and the woman is so oblivous of his true feelings behind that forced smile. i have to say this is on the top of the list of how to loose your husband :P

  17. Im a hello kitty fanatic and my husband supports me 200%, he loves me getting hello kitty stuff for me and my daugther. although i wouldn’t ask my hubby to do something like that, i really dont see anything wrong with this guy pleasing his wife and putting on that custom, Im pretty sure she does a lot for him too.

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