Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: January 28, 2008, 5:48 pm

At last, my minions and worshipers have created pizza in my image! Soon the world will be mine…

#2 Comment from Courtney
Time: January 28, 2008, 5:50 pm

Thats, Just Odd.

But If Your Wife Does Find It Make Sure To Take Big Mean Bites out of it. x3

#3 Comment from wierdsquirrelgirl
Time: January 28, 2008, 6:18 pm

Hello Kitty needs to ether let the pros make all the pizzas, or get some lessons. That monstrosity you posted is just way too greasy, and something looks a bit off with that cowhide bow. They weant realt cheep with this one, and it probibly costs a fortune.

#4 Comment from Stacey
Time: January 28, 2008, 6:21 pm

Okay, I LOVE Hello Kitty, all of her Kitty products, everything that doesn’t make sense as a Hello Kitty thing but has her face on it anyway, and I even love my fair share of Hello Kitty foods (especially fruit snacks!)… but that looks really, really gross. It looks like someone ate off the toppings and then threw them up back onto the Kitty Crust. Blegh. I’d want to have one of the boxes because she looks precious on it, but I’d never in a million years eat that.

#5 Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: January 28, 2008, 6:36 pm

Doesn’t look tasty …

#6 Comment from Richard B
Time: January 28, 2008, 6:38 pm

Holy crap… surely you can sneak in normal pizza without her knowing… right?

That looks like garbage, and I would never eat it in my life….

#7 Comment from Richard B
Time: January 28, 2008, 6:40 pm

I mean seriously, were did that pizza come from, an oven, or a cow?

#8 Comment from blah
Time: January 28, 2008, 6:41 pm

This is the nastiest thing I have ever seen.

#9 Comment from liz
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:16 pm

not trying to be gross….. but….
that looks like a hello kitty roadkill……
EWW

#10 Comment from Kelly
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:27 pm

Stacey, agree with you totally! Love love love HK, but that pizza looks disgusting!!

#11 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:34 pm

You shall not call my image gross!

#12 Comment from siimuk
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:35 pm

I would give it a try, i love pizza!

#13 Comment from adora
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:40 pm

It is written with Traditional Chinese text, which I suspect is from Taiwan.
The one of the right is Hawaiian.
The one of the left is “Peach flavor”, disgusting! What’s next? Hello Kitty strawberry beer?

#14 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:45 pm

Thank you siimuk! At last, a true, devout follower!

#15 Comment from shadowdragon
Time: January 28, 2008, 8:00 pm

NASTY.

My cat has yakked up better looking things on the carpet.

If all I had to eat was that……abomination, I’d be losing weight extremely rapidly.

#16 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: January 28, 2008, 8:02 pm

You call my image cat puke? An abomination? When I control the world I will remember this…

#17 Comment from Heather the sane one
Time: January 28, 2008, 8:16 pm

They really DO need to learn to make pizza, it looks like a greasy burnt monstrosity.

Also, that last pic of the pizza on the left, if you squint you can kinda see hello kitty’s face all smushed.

#18 Comment from darlene
Time: January 28, 2008, 9:11 pm

Is there anything Hello Kitty that you can say a nice thing about? You are such a negative person it’s not wonder that you don’t like Hello Kitty because she offers hope and brightness to everyone while you only offer gloom. People love both Hello Kitty and pizza, so combined they make a perfect snack that everyone would love. You are the only one that can ‘t see this.

#19 Comment from kiv
Time: January 28, 2008, 9:17 pm

I’d be checking that use by date!

2005!!! yech

#20 Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: January 28, 2008, 10:28 pm

Nice reading comprehension there, Darlene. Did you even glance at the comments?

Those “pizzas” look absolutely revolting. Even without the image of that creature, they would look truly disgusting.

#21 Comment from Chiara
Time: January 28, 2008, 10:29 pm

Hi, I’m new here. I love Hello Kitty and am starting a collection. I live in New York and I recently discovered the “Hello Kitty New York” store by accident in Times Square. There’s also one in Manhattan Mall called “Kitty’s Castle,” which I recently discovered. Unbelievable-a dream come true!

I like this site because its funny, but also because I agree with some of it. I think when it gets into HK guns, airplanes and, uh, pizza, its just too much and it actually takes away from the whole appeal of HK because it no longer means anything.

I’m adventurous about food, but that does not look good.

#22 Comment from k
Time: January 28, 2008, 11:36 pm

Shadowdragon-”NASTY My cat has yakked up better looking things on the carpet.If all I had to eat was that……abomination, I’d be losing weight extremely rapidly.”
I completely agree, couldn’t have said it better, some weight loss would do me good tho. Lol

#23 Comment from Helene
Time: January 29, 2008, 12:26 am

I like Hello Kitty a lot. I like pizza a lot. This does NOT lok like pizza to me. Looks like, as some of you already said, more like something thrown up, and that has nothing to do with the supposed HK-face that seems to be smudged out all over.
Darlene, he actually does say something positive about HK-stuff occasionally, for example the HK barf bag, which by the way would come in most handy here…

#24 Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: January 29, 2008, 12:52 am

Wow! I am at a loss for words… I L-O-V-E Hello Kitty but this pizza is not cute… AT ALL! I would still try one though.

#25 Comment from jennster
Time: January 29, 2008, 1:08 am

and it’s a shame it’s so nasty, because it could have been done really cute. that monster is probably all preservatives and nastiness. ewww.

my 3 y/o who loves hk just went “eww yussy merow merow” which is katie speak for “ew yucky kitty”.
even she thinks it’s nasty.

#26 Comment from bear_1
Time: January 29, 2008, 1:12 am

I don’t know what that horribly disgusting abomination is, but it is NOT pizza. What it is is an insult to real pizzas everywhere.

#27 Comment from Suzanne
Time: January 29, 2008, 1:51 am

Omeegod. I. Want. That. I love Hello Kitty and I love pizza, its just perfect. I eat really sub-par food all the time, wouldn’t bother me.

#28 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 29, 2008, 2:12 am

I’m sorry. Never mind the HKification; that is just plain bad pizza, and should not be eaten by anyone!

#29 Comment from Flying Potato
Time: January 29, 2008, 6:28 am

It looks disgusting…

#30 Comment from Emanuela
Time: January 29, 2008, 6:54 am

Well it looks more like a zombie kitty face instead of a pizza…and I do know what a pizza looks like being Italian

I’m worried, the kitty fever is spreading around here too!

#31 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 29, 2008, 7:08 am

Further thought, based on typical UK prices.

Cheap pizza costs about £0-10 for ingredients, sells for £1-50.
Good pizza costs about £0-12 for ingredients, sells for £3-00.

Do Sanrio care that little about their brand image?

#32 Comment from Padoxiegirl
Time: January 29, 2008, 7:26 am

It looks like one of those pizzas that come out of a vending machine. Gross!

#33 Comment from zainab
Time: January 29, 2008, 7:54 am

HOLY CRAP!
that looks so nasty.
WHO’D EAT THAT?!
…
don’t…don’t answer that.

#34 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: January 29, 2008, 8:51 am

I’ve seen better looking things on the side of the road!
I think someone should make Darlene eat like 3 dozen of them, and THEN she how full of love and brightness she is!!!!
Ha!
Homeless people wouldn’t even eat that crap!

#35 Comment from Paul
Time: January 29, 2008, 9:07 am

This looks vaguely like Hello Kitty would look after a guest appearance on a Happy Tree Friends episode.

#36 Comment from Yatti
Time: January 29, 2008, 9:21 am

Mysterymeat? I’m glad I’ve become a vegetarian…

#37 Comment from boop
Time: January 29, 2008, 9:47 am

These look like those pizzas you’re supposed to MICROWAVE. just so they’ll be completely soggy and repulsive if they weren’t bad enough already.
the chernobyl-HK doesn’t help matters.

#38 Comment from richardb
Time: January 29, 2008, 10:38 am

darlene, would you eat that pizza?

#39 Comment from eka
Time: January 29, 2008, 11:23 am

so gross but so cute!

#40 Comment from Zararocs
Time: January 29, 2008, 12:42 pm

This is seriously the most comments I have ever read on this site. But, agreeing with the majority, that pizza does not show HK’s best side. It looks like a scene from a horror movie and someone’s face got ripped off…count me out.

#41 Comment from mandy
Time: January 29, 2008, 3:15 pm

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……… that looks revolting!!! the cheese is gooey and watery!!!!!!!!! ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

#42 Comment from cryssy
Time: January 29, 2008, 6:29 pm

I’m allergic to pizza but stand by anything hello kitty!! i start my day with a helping of hello kitty waffles, then on to hello kitty fruit snacks, washed down with some breakfast beverage from my hello kitty thermos. now if only i can get grilled chicken in the shape of hello kitty………..

#43 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: January 29, 2008, 7:06 pm

A true follower! cryssy!

#44 Comment from shelby
Time: January 30, 2008, 10:47 am

ok, this just looks disgusting.

#45 Comment from Katy
Time: January 30, 2008, 5:35 pm

Finally my two favorite things combined into one!

#46 Comment from Saeko[Aniti-Dar]
Time: January 30, 2008, 10:27 pm

It would be nice to viciously rip HK’s head apart but that just looks repulsive.
And of course Darlene would eat it.
She’d probably eat her own vomit to if it was in the shape of HK

#47 Comment from ThePenguin
Time: January 31, 2008, 12:57 am

Curses. Reading the title I hoped this would be about normal pizza containing succulent slices of freshly slaughtered Hello Kitty, but evidently this is not the case.

#48 Comment from Andy
Time: January 31, 2008, 3:40 am

Hahaha, this is VILE!

#49 Comment from Daisy the Curly Cat
Time: February 1, 2008, 1:48 pm

Poor Hello Kitty. I think she really wanted to be a calzone instead.

#50 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 4, 2008, 10:45 am

That looks like Hello Kitty’s head exploded after 10 days of intense decomp. I would agree that she should have been a calzone.

But I wanted to let you know I linked to you during a search on information of my thesis, of which was why Darth Vader and Hello Kitty don’t mix.

This about as horrible.

#51 Comment from teafordinner
Time: February 5, 2008, 3:02 pm

looks like that guy at the beginning of Robocop that gets doused in toxic waste

#52 Comment from Wendyscat
Time: February 5, 2008, 5:31 pm

Ughh, urggh, nasty=do NOT eat this.

#53 Comment from Jon
Time: February 5, 2008, 5:35 pm

OK ok ok ok, stop bagging on the Pizza Hello Kitty, dammit!

#54 Comment from Ugh…
Time: February 5, 2008, 11:48 pm

Do not WANT…

#55 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 6, 2008, 10:01 am

Jon- get bent!
We’ll bag all we want!
It’s Hello Kitty Hell!

#56 Comment from Dri
Time: February 8, 2008, 1:18 am

…Hmm… I like that it’s in a shape other than a circle, but it looks sort of gross…Sorta watery… But maybe that’s just because of how long it was microwaved…
I wonder how it tastes.

#57 Comment from Sarah
Time: February 9, 2008, 12:42 pm

That looks like it tastes disgusting.

#58 Comment from Nabe
Time: February 12, 2008, 6:55 am

Is this pizza.. China free or not ?

#59 Comment from Hello Kitty JR
Time: February 13, 2008, 9:20 pm

that article is garbage, everyone knows that dear daniel is hello kitty’s husband and that BADTZ MARU is NOT HER BOYFRIEND dur dur dur dur

#60 Comment from alexandra
Time: February 14, 2008, 12:55 pm

Puke.

#61 Comment from cassy
Time: March 1, 2008, 8:37 am

how disgusting! but by the way … even if this shouldn’t be a hello kitty pizza … it doesn’t look very tasty! humans are crazy!

#62 Comment from Andrea
Time: March 6, 2008, 11:23 am

Yay! I sent this in!

#63 Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:22 pm

All I see is a mis-shaped pizza

#64 Comment from Jackie
Time: March 25, 2008, 10:05 am

OK, I like Hello Kitty…..but this pizza looks GROSS.

The cheese slathered all over it and the oil looks revolting!
*shudders*

#65 Comment from Anais
Time: March 27, 2008, 12:08 am

Ok. I like Hello Kitty and all…but that’s just gross.

#66 Comment from j
Time: May 23, 2008, 10:24 am

that looks nasty

#67 Comment from Harrii :)
Time: June 2, 2008, 3:10 pm

im a BIG fan of hellokitty but tha pizza is way to far .ok i aggree with accessories like hairdryers,fridges,phones,bags stuff for your room ecetera BUT pizza is just stupid.you could say i worship it but not enough to eat that manky thing ewww its grosse HK needs to either let go of the fact that human kind is no match for her…or she needs cooking lessons :S

#68 Comment from brit
Time: June 17, 2008, 4:23 pm

wtF!!! that luks NASTY!

#69 Comment from Bannanamonkey
Time: June 20, 2008, 9:48 pm

that looks like poop on bread :/

#70 Comment from PandaLover
Time: July 4, 2008, 2:20 pm

Ewww; too greasy. D:

#71 Comment from Lien
Time: August 8, 2008, 9:47 am

Her face looks all contorted.
>,<; Too much grease!

#72 Comment from Acton
Time: August 12, 2008, 3:15 pm

It look like Hello Kitty meets Napalm. yuk

#73 Comment from Cynthia
Time: August 27, 2008, 10:25 pm

Hello Kitty meets Freddie Krouger lol. I love pizza but i wouldn’t eat that if i was starving and there was nothing else to eat. Darlene get over your self

#74 Comment from Rei
Time: October 24, 2008, 12:32 am

That is disgusting! That has seriously put me off from eating pizza PERIOD!

#75 Comment from tony
Time: December 9, 2008, 12:06 am

it looks like a fur ball. or what is cat puke. i though that was really funny.
“here eat hello kitty’s fur ball”

#76 Comment from Bianca
Time: December 13, 2008, 6:23 pm

That pizza looks gross, but the box is damn cute, so I’d buy it… Hey I’m a Kitty freak, I have no choice!

#77 Comment from Jess
Time: January 4, 2009, 12:59 pm

That pizza looks more disgusting than what the schools over here in the states feed us students. And trust me I never thought it was possible for something to be THAT disgusting until I saw this.

#78 Comment from Hello_kitty
Time: March 21, 2009, 10:10 am

Eat my furball , what a ridiculas idea , when I get hold of the world everyone who does not love me will perish !!

#79 Comment from Clarie
Time: April 3, 2009, 6:52 am

If you really do live in Japan/China/Korea, why don’t you just grab your wife and haul your ass to America? That way she can’t possibly find all that horrific HK crud!

#80 Comment from moo
Time: April 3, 2009, 10:51 am

that is just wrong. i am all for little hello kitty cheeses or items where you can tell it is her, but this looks like hello kitty after she got run over by a new york city cab. …

#81 Comment from KAB
Time: April 13, 2009, 12:05 am

I’m not sure if this is real, but I DID find this picture… http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm312/Nine20_2008/Hello%20Kitty/Hello.gif

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#83 Comment from Sharon
Time: April 18, 2009, 1:15 pm

Well, if, God forbid, you ever do find yourself being force-fed this, you can keep telling yourself, “Hello Kitty ROAD pizza, Hello Kitty ROAD pizza… “

#84 Comment from javi
Time: April 25, 2009, 3:28 am

dont judge the book by its cover, yea. just like that pizza,its look pretty gross,lol but lets give it a try, who knows? might one of the delicious pizza ;D

#85 Comment from RevyDoll
Time: April 26, 2009, 10:50 pm

Maybe a cat vomited that up but I think thats where the similarity ends.

#86 Comment from shinigamiX
Time: May 14, 2009, 6:55 pm

I weep for humanity, that one should choose to draw sustenance from such a vile image… do you not know that by consuming such you are swallowing a fate worse than death? this is the face of hell-o kitty as it really is, an unrecognizable charred face of a cat demon straight from hell… upon first bite, you will become possessed and shall forever remain its minion…

#87 Comment from Mary
Time: June 5, 2009, 5:45 pm

That’s totally Evil ._____.

#88 Comment from Kat
Time: July 17, 2009, 4:18 pm

That pizza looks like death. It actually looks like cat vomit. Ew.

#89 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: July 18, 2009, 1:25 pm

You dare call my image cat vomit? You sicken me. When I take over the world, you shall regret ever doubting me for a moment…

#90 Comment from Alyss
Time: July 26, 2009, 9:22 pm

holy hell. That looks discusting. Hope ya never have to eat that (actually I do since it’d be funny as fun but I’m being nice)

#91 Comment from lis
Time: August 6, 2009, 8:31 am

Yuck!! i hate cooking if i dont have to, but id rather make my own pizza then eat that!!!!!

#92 Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 15, 2009, 5:01 pm

This is disgusting and ridiculous. If you are so obsessed with Hello Kitty and you’d be willing to eat this crap you might as well shape it into her face and make one worth buying and eating.

#93 Comment from cate
Time: September 19, 2009, 3:01 am

hands down, one of the most truly disturbing images i’ve ever seen. how can i look at pizza again?! and i’m a HK fan!!!

#94 Comment from Kelly
Time: September 26, 2009, 11:19 pm

Sorry but that looks like something I shat out of my ass

#95 Comment from Nichelle
Time: December 9, 2009, 7:15 pm

Wow. That looks disgusting. I mean I like Hello Kitty…but seriously?!