Hello Kitty Sexy Nightmare
I know it’s going to be a really bad Hello Kitty Hell day when something like this arrives in my mailbox. Seriously, this is what my nightmares are made of:
This is just so wrong on so many different levels that I don’t even have words to describe how much it scares me. The worst part being that Hello Kitty fanatics think that this is sexy and would be something that would turn men on. Damn, I’m not going to be able to sleep well for the rest of the month now with this image branded into my brain and I will fear walking in the door for even longer on the chance that this has given some type of inspiration to my wife. Once again, Hello Kitty Hell proves it can always get worse…
Sent in by devin who should have to date a woman just like this for the rest of his life (and even after death) for the trauma caused when I saw this and for thinking for even an instant that sending this to me would be a good idea…
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Posted: February 6th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 80
Comments
#1 Comment from kamichan
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:10 pm
I’d hit that if I swung the other way… Too bad there’s no zoom in of those awesome HK cuffs.
But think of it this way, by the time the person wearing that head mask is halfway done with the job, they will be have suffocated to death anyway.
#2 Comment from Kelly
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:21 pm
Oh me god! That is …. SCARY! I love HK and all, but….that’s a kind of nightmare, not a dream!
I couldn’t imagine any man getting into that.
#3 Comment from Kelly
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:22 pm
Plus…wouldn’t the girl who is wearing it SUFFOCATE? I mean…there looks like there is no holes for breathing.
Can imagine getting hot and heavy and passing out in there…
#4 Comment from Kim
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:23 pm
wow, that IS creepy/scary indeed…
#5 Comment from zfiledh
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:29 pm
ITA with Kelly–before any action takes place, that woman will asphyxiate and pass out.
#6 Comment from munchiehkitty
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:42 pm
WTF??? What were they thinking???
The only thing this is good for it Birth Control….if women start wearing this to bed, our species will die out…
I wouldn’t be caught dead in that….let alone half naked on the internet!!!
#7 Comment from Sarah
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:44 pm
That is absolutely terrifying.
#8 Comment from darlene
Time: February 6, 2008, 8:44 pm
You are blinded by having to always say bad things about Hello Kitty. You have to admit that this is sexy. Everyone can see it. What man wouldn’t want a woman waiting for him in just underwear and handcuffs? The costume play makes it that much more fun. This is no different than Playboy bunnies wearing bunny outfits.
This woman has men lined up for blocks wanting her and it is only you with your insecurity that can’t see the beauty and intrigue that she possesses. I know that my man would love me to do this for him.
#9 Comment from steph
Time: February 6, 2008, 8:48 pm
i guess if you really wanted to hit it you could put a paper bag over her head! 
#10 Comment from Chiara
Time: February 6, 2008, 9:08 pm
darlene-I’m not even gonna go there………..
Well, guys, its been real, its been fun. My young son has developed a liking to this site and I’m afraid we’ve got to go-the sexual content is just too much. I don’t really need to see Hello Kitty people holding handcuffs either, quite frankly.
Much love to all the HK lovers and haters out there………I’ll see you in the great Puroland in the sky……………………..
#11 Comment from Courtney
Time: February 6, 2008, 9:22 pm
OH LORD
Thats Just Disturbing.
Please Excuse Me As I Go Throw My Computer Out My Window.
>.<
#12 Comment from liz
Time: February 6, 2008, 10:19 pm
……..!!!!!!! I’d be super mean if i said what i wanted to say to darlene…. i’ll just swallow it back….
and .. yuck.
#13 Comment from shadowdragon
Time: February 7, 2008, 12:06 am
That is the most terrifying image you’ve posted. Ever.
Darlene, you’re now officially 5150.
#14 Comment from bear_1
Time: February 7, 2008, 2:10 am
Geez, that’s scary! And disturbing, and horrifying, and demented, and wrong on so many levels. (And apparently, so is Darlene.)
#15 Comment from Helene
Time: February 7, 2008, 3:49 am
Darlene, do us all a favour and shut up. It used to be fun reading your comments, but it isn´t anymore. Seems like you just write without putting any thought at all in to it. So… just shut up. Or go get yourself a hobby not connected with the internet. We´re tired of you.
As for the picture: Straaange. Scary. Stupid. Suffocating. Sexy. Yes, yes, yes, yes and NO!
#16 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 7, 2008, 4:22 am
Not sexy, unless you happen to be into asphyxiation as a means of increasing the high. That’s just a little wierd for me, and I’d contemplate one or more of handcuffs, ear plugs, blindfolds and gagging, with the right woman.
#17 Comment from Cat
Time: February 7, 2008, 6:36 am
Kitteh!!, You would get my number any day! 
#18 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 7, 2008, 7:01 am
Glad I’m not the only one sick of hearing Darlene….and I’ve only been here like 3 weeks!
#19 Comment from Suzanne
Time: February 7, 2008, 9:19 am
Its sexy if you scroll part way down so the head is out of view….
#20 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 7, 2008, 9:27 am
Cat. I mean that we’d have to trust each other, rather than you have a great body, before I’d contemplate getting into the Scene, ok?
Nothing personal; just that I don’t know you at all (there are very few women I know that well).
#21 Comment from equinox
Time: February 7, 2008, 10:59 am
WTF is wrong with Darlene?
#22 Comment from Alfred
Time: February 7, 2008, 11:38 am
DARLENE IS RIGHT!
This is VERY sexy & cute! I LOVE IT!
#23 Comment from Kari Rose
Time: February 7, 2008, 11:43 am
I’ve said it before, but some of you are taking what Darlene says to heart waaay to personally :/ WTF :/ Does it really matter what she says. Hell, all you people do is bitch bitch bitch. At the end of the day, your all here obsessing over Hello Kitty whether you like her or not!
#24 Comment from Barrie
Time: February 7, 2008, 11:43 am
There is a dehumanizing aspect to the photo that is more disturbing than even the fact that it is HK. Why would you find an identity-less body “intriguing”? I mean, there are psychologists out there writing papers about this one photo even as we speak. Its bad enough to think that a prepubescent animal is sexually attractive, but to have the head of the aforementioned grafted onto a human female whose identity has been subsumed by it speaks to a psychological break somewhere. “It rubs the plushie on its skin” If you get my drift. I am going to go now and retch in the bathroom.
#25 Comment from Kari Rose
Time: February 7, 2008, 11:44 am
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
Oh shut up :/ Your honestly all obsessed with the white cat otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Your lives must be so meaningful that the haters need to check the blog for new Kitty updates. OMG get a grip !
#26 Comment from Elisa
Time: February 7, 2008, 12:25 pm
OH…MY….GOD…..I fell over laughing just at the sight of the head! xD looks like Hello Kitty is moving to her master plan each day!
#27 Comment from Alenderis
Time: February 7, 2008, 2:00 pm
Kari, your the one who posted twice on one item, only an hour apart. So if your going to whine about other people “obsessing” stop obsessing yourself, please don’t be a hypocrite, its demeaning to you, and humanity as a whole. Darlene, your an example of why I have the opinion that humanity is completely screwed.
On to the subject at hand…… to whoever is in that costume, and whoever thinks that that is sexy…..WTF is wrong with you people? That isn’t sexy…thats so disturbing I’m going to have nightmares.
#28 Comment from Signey
Time: February 7, 2008, 2:08 pm
Gross.
#29 Comment from Georga
Time: February 7, 2008, 2:12 pm
My daughter saw this picture when I pulled up the blog and summed it up pretty well. “I hope she dies from lack of oxygen.”
#30 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 7, 2008, 2:18 pm
Um, can’t we all get along?
No?
Then I get Suzanne, Helene, Bear_1 and Kitteh!! on my side!
#31 Comment from Flying Potato
Time: February 7, 2008, 3:04 pm
Kari, Hello Kitty “haters” here don’t really hate HK. To be honest, I don’t care about Hello Kitty at all.
I just happen to find this blog funny as hell.
Oh, and that photo is REALLY disturbing. Looks like something from a David Lynch movie.
#32 Comment from k
Time: February 7, 2008, 4:09 pm
AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#33 Comment from Kari Rose
Time: February 7, 2008, 6:07 pm
Alenderis, I’m one of the biggest fanatics around & I’m here on this blog cos I like HK.
Flying Potato, you may have netural feelings, but there a lot of hardcore haters out there, especially the ones ripping on Darlene and are actually bothered by what she says.
#34 Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 7, 2008, 6:57 pm
Hello Kitty has no mouth.
That’s not usually a problem. In this situation, however, it’s a problem in at least 2 ways.
#35 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 7, 2008, 7:57 pm
Kari Rose: We’re not bothered but what she or you say, it’s that we’re shocked by your taking offence to a JOKE!
I happen to be a HUGE HK fan, and I think this site is hilarious… you guys just get so hyped up over some stupid comments… this isn’t the 4th grade…
#36 Comment from liz
Time: February 7, 2008, 9:15 pm
don’t be darlene No.2…kari
one is too much already.
i just want to enjoy the blog.
#37 Comment from weemonkey
Time: February 8, 2008, 12:08 am
Don’t you guys realize that the troll-fu is strong with darlene and she is just baiting all of you? Ignore darlene, the troll will go away like magic.
#38 Comment from Dri
Time: February 8, 2008, 1:11 am
…You know, that is kind of hot. If you’re into weird, kinky SM sex then…it’s great. A sadistic girl with a kitty mask beating you…Hot.
#39 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 8, 2008, 1:36 am
I can’t remember why I came here first, but I stuck around for the jokes more than anything else. My objection to Darlene is that she apparently can’t understand that this is a joke!
#40 Comment from jennster
Time: February 8, 2008, 9:12 am
i actually like HK but only to a point. i have no issue with my 3 y.o. daughter having an HK room with her HK plushies, HK p.j.s and HK clothes. but dude! she is 3! not in her 20s. there comes a point when you have to let the HK go!!
#41 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 8, 2008, 9:44 am
jennster- I disagree, I’m 28 and still actively collect HK stuff, and I work with a 40 year old who has just as much stuff as me, and a 20 year old daughter to boot…some people collect Precious Moments crap, I collect HK
BUT I don’t get all bent out of shape when people make jokes about it (unlike others)… I think it’s funny.
#42 Comment from Helene
Time: February 8, 2008, 10:13 am
Right, Mhkitty, I´m on your side! I could do with some new friends, and your chosen team works out fine for me.
#43 Comment from Daisy
Time: February 8, 2008, 2:18 pm
I turn 43 tomorrow and I’m a fan of HK (although I’m not a rabid collector). I’ve recently discovered this site and wouldn’t start my working day without visiting here first. It’s a riot! The blogging is entertaining and so are the comments–yes, even those coming from Darlene. People, don’t you get it that she’s just trying to get a rise out of the blogger as well as other HK skeptics? Just ignore her posts; besides, I’m fascinated at what put-down she’s got up her sleeve for the next anti-HK blog. Cheers!
#44 Comment from m
Time: February 8, 2008, 6:51 pm
That s*** ain’t right…
#45 Comment from jennster
Time: February 8, 2008, 8:53 pm
to each their own i suppose.
#46 Comment from ultimax_emily
Time: February 10, 2008, 5:30 am
that is sooooooo creepy
*hides behind chair*
i really don’t like that ]:
xx
#47 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 12, 2008, 2:36 pm
Quick note-
Do not look at this shortly after eating….unless you like having bulemia…..
#48 Comment from ryusen
Time: February 12, 2008, 6:42 pm
You know.. i love Hello Kitty, but this disturbs me in new ways…. and this is coming from a guy who’s GF has Hello Kitty Underwear…
#49 Comment from Yan
Time: February 14, 2008, 6:55 pm
I wonder if she’s wearing a mask because her face is really ugly…
#50 Comment from HKitty
Time: February 27, 2008, 9:10 pm
First of all Sanrio has nothing to do with this, this is just some crazy girl looking ridiculous!
#51 Comment from HKitty
Time: February 27, 2008, 9:11 pm
Or somebody photoshopped this picture…
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#53 Comment from Kimberly
Time: March 4, 2008, 10:31 pm
errr…this is something else. not very sexy though.
darlene…why are you even on this website if you can not enjoy the humor!
#54 Comment from Sandi
Time: March 8, 2008, 2:18 am
I could imagine a man barking at that. HA HA!
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#57 Comment from patchess113
Time: April 27, 2008, 3:33 pm
I think it looks purrrrfect! (pun intended).
#58 Comment from Mike
Time: May 17, 2008, 5:11 pm
DARLENE!!! NO!!!!!
#59 Comment from Minako
Time: June 14, 2008, 2:21 am
I am probably am as rabid a fan as Darlene to HK, but’s it’s about innocence and friendship. Sanrio hates Hk porn sites and crude ripoffs, that is so disgusting. Not a thing for Dear Daniel or the Hk wedding stuff.
#60 Comment from brit
Time: June 17, 2008, 4:17 pm
lmao okay i love H*K. but this is jus wrong. and creepy!
#61 Comment from Amara
Time: June 19, 2008, 2:57 am
All horror aside I wouldn’t pose in my unmentionables for a pic to post online even with a mask on and my body is much better then the models. Even without the mask she wouldn’t be sexy, for God’s sake at least have the decency to suck your stomach in or photoshop it.
Bunny ears are one thing though I don’t find Playboy bunnies sexy either, a stuffed animal head is an entirely different story. How could you seriously lower yourself to have sex with a man whose fantasy is to screw a stuffty?
#62 Comment from Harrii :)
Time: June 30, 2008, 12:16 pm
ugh…that is so un-smexxii in so many different ways
#63 Comment from Buffy
Time: July 20, 2008, 9:50 pm
Eeep!
#64 Comment from Buffy
Time: July 20, 2008, 9:53 pm
Thats the opposite of smexxii, her legs are messed up looking.
#65 Comment from HelloTitty
Time: August 8, 2008, 11:12 pm
I suppose now we could call her HelloTitty? Kek
#66 Comment from KittyLuver
Time: October 18, 2008, 6:09 pm
Oh you’re a BAD KITTY…A BAD KITTY! Does kitty need a spanking? What? Kitty wants to play nice? Purr for me kitty…PURRR!
#67 Comment from Alina
Time: October 23, 2008, 4:39 am
oh…my…holy…cow. i have a halloween party coming up i wouldn’t even consider wearing that…it would be a mass suicide with everyone who saw it. and to be honest, i’d have to kill myself for wearing something that hideous..oh well the cat head with no breathing holes will probably kill me anyway. It must be Sanrios way of killing off the stupid people, make them wear a cat head, with no holes in it. Mwahaha! Good work Sanrio!
#68 Comment from Crys
Time: November 4, 2008, 4:10 pm
I think im gonna be sick >.<
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#69 Comment from Mini Minx
Time: November 7, 2008, 8:40 am
Er….. I would love to meet the guy that gets turned on by that. Just look him in the eye & tell him him that he’s well messed up….I’m into a lot of things but a big HK head looming towards me in the heat of the moment? I’m gnna pass…. No further comment necessary….
#70 Comment from j a e ROCKxx
Time: January 4, 2009, 6:27 pm
Wow….. I thought the whole idea was pretty cute. That is, before i saw the furry HK mask.. A man must have some weird HK fetish to get off something like that..
#71 Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 5:54 pm
sexy, i want that in ma bedroomxD
#72 Comment from Ginny
Time: June 25, 2009, 6:42 pm
Why does she have a hello kitty thing on her head…
Just.. wha.. I’m just so confused… Why?
What purpose? She’s just.. Why? My head hurts from hello kitty hell overload. I am so sorry for you. You should lock your wife in your trunk and burn your house to the ground. Just do it and don’t look back.
#73 Comment from hello kitty terrorist
Time: June 29, 2009, 9:23 pm
don`t insult darlene. the reason she writes those retarded comments is to see how people react.
#74 Comment from mabbii
Time: July 22, 2009, 4:40 am
darlene, darling, your man must be twice as crazy as you, if he actually, truly LIKES this.
Seriously. No different than a playboy bunny in a-are you insane!? OF COURSE it is different, they don’t wear bunnyMASKS, they wear bunny EARS.
Of course, if I was still with my exgirlfriend and she waited for me at the door in nothing but underwear and with handcuffs in her hand, I would most likely pounce on her right away.
If, however, she was wearing a HK mask I’d be utterly disturbed and run to the nearest psychologist, needing therapy for life.
I swear when I saw the picture I jumped back and gagged.
I couldn’t speak for what seemed like hours and I think I am scarred for life…
#75 Comment from RobFish
Time: August 1, 2009, 7:57 pm
To all you people freaking out because it has no air holes: thats the point. Any girl who would wear that in the bedroom deserves top die.
#76 Comment from Why?
Time: August 5, 2009, 5:33 am
Well to be honest, that would be a turn off for me too.
But if you think its so horrible, why are you looking for this stuff?
If some hello kitty fanatic (or any fanatic really) comes up to you and starts annyoing you, just tell them to shut up and walk away. Why are you wasting your time making a site about something you hate, when you could be using that time to do something productive (or more productive) and fun for you?
Or do you like to be mad? I dont get the mentality of the people nowadays. “Lets go bash Gays!” “Lets insult some black people!” “Lets go tell some emos they suck!” “Lets tell some furs to go to hell!”… Why? They wont change….
P.S. I am none of the above and I dont like hello kitty, but seriously, why do you do that stuff?
#77 Comment from ronda
Time: October 9, 2009, 5:52 pm
darlene i pray that we will never cross paths…i dont know what kind of world you live in…but in the real world this is fuckin beastiality so yeh…i think you should put on the head so we dont have to listen to your diarrhea thats invading my hello kitty free world…thanks
#78 Comment from anon
Time: December 24, 2009, 12:55 am
does no one know what a troll is?
#79 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: April 10, 2010, 1:38 pm
This is the hello kitty company and please stop this please.
I will have sex with all you.
#80 Comment from hillel kitty
Time: August 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
Every time you masturbate to this picture, God kills a Hello Kitty.
(yeah, I dig HK – but not this one!)
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