Hello Kitty Sexy Nightmare
I know it’s going to be a really bad Hello Kitty Hell day when something like this arrives in my mailbox. Seriously, this is what my nightmares are made of:
This is just so wrong on so many different levels that I don’t even have words to describe how much it scares me. The worst part being that Hello Kitty fanatics think that this is sexy and would be something that would turn men on. Damn, I’m not going to be able to sleep well for the rest of the month now with this image branded into my brain and I will fear walking in the door for even longer on the chance that this has given some type of inspiration to my wife. Once again, Hello Kitty Hell proves it can always get worse…
Sent in by devin who should have to date a woman just like this for the rest of his life (and even after death) for the trauma caused when I saw this and for thinking for even an instant that sending this to me would be a good idea…
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Posted: February 6th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
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I’d hit that if I swung the other way… Too bad there’s no zoom in of those awesome HK cuffs.
But think of it this way, by the time the person wearing that head mask is halfway done with the job, they will be have suffocated to death anyway.
Oh me god! That is …. SCARY! I love HK and all, but….that’s a kind of nightmare, not a dream!
I couldn’t imagine any man getting into that.
Plus…wouldn’t the girl who is wearing it SUFFOCATE? I mean…there looks like there is no holes for breathing.
Can imagine getting hot and heavy and passing out in there…
wow, that IS creepy/scary indeed…
ITA with Kelly–before any action takes place, that woman will asphyxiate and pass out.
WTF??? What were they thinking???
The only thing this is good for it Birth Control….if women start wearing this to bed, our species will die out…
I wouldn’t be caught dead in that….let alone half naked on the internet!!!
That is absolutely terrifying.
You are blinded by having to always say bad things about Hello Kitty. You have to admit that this is sexy. Everyone can see it. What man wouldn’t want a woman waiting for him in just underwear and handcuffs? The costume play makes it that much more fun. This is no different than Playboy bunnies wearing bunny outfits.
This woman has men lined up for blocks wanting her and it is only you with your insecurity that can’t see the beauty and intrigue that she possesses. I know that my man would love me to do this for him.
i guess if you really wanted to hit it you could put a paper bag over her head!
darlene-I’m not even gonna go there………..
Well, guys, its been real, its been fun. My young son has developed a liking to this site and I’m afraid we’ve got to go-the sexual content is just too much. I don’t really need to see Hello Kitty people holding handcuffs either, quite frankly.
Much love to all the HK lovers and haters out there………I’ll see you in the great Puroland in the sky……………………..
OH LORD
Thats Just Disturbing.
Please Excuse Me As I Go Throw My Computer Out My Window.
>.<
……..!!!!!!! I’d be super mean if i said what i wanted to say to darlene…. i’ll just swallow it back….
and .. yuck.
That is the most terrifying image you’ve posted. Ever.
Darlene, you’re now officially 5150.
Geez, that’s scary! And disturbing, and horrifying, and demented, and wrong on so many levels. (And apparently, so is Darlene.)
Darlene, do us all a favour and shut up. It used to be fun reading your comments, but it isn´t anymore. Seems like you just write without putting any thought at all in to it. So… just shut up. Or go get yourself a hobby not connected with the internet. We´re tired of you.
As for the picture: Straaange. Scary. Stupid. Suffocating. Sexy. Yes, yes, yes, yes and NO!
Not sexy, unless you happen to be into asphyxiation as a means of increasing the high. That’s just a little wierd for me, and I’d contemplate one or more of handcuffs, ear plugs, blindfolds and gagging, with the right woman.
Kitteh!!, You would get my number any day!
Glad I’m not the only one sick of hearing Darlene….and I’ve only been here like 3 weeks!
Its sexy if you scroll part way down so the head is out of view….
Cat. I mean that we’d have to trust each other, rather than you have a great body, before I’d contemplate getting into the Scene, ok?
Nothing personal; just that I don’t know you at all (there are very few women I know that well).
WTF is wrong with Darlene?
DARLENE IS RIGHT!
This is VERY sexy & cute! I LOVE IT!
I’ve said it before, but some of you are taking what Darlene says to heart waaay to personally :/ WTF :/ Does it really matter what she says. Hell, all you people do is bitch bitch bitch. At the end of the day, your all here obsessing over Hello Kitty whether you like her or not!
There is a dehumanizing aspect to the photo that is more disturbing than even the fact that it is HK. Why would you find an identity-less body “intriguing”? I mean, there are psychologists out there writing papers about this one photo even as we speak. Its bad enough to think that a prepubescent animal is sexually attractive, but to have the head of the aforementioned grafted onto a human female whose identity has been subsumed by it speaks to a psychological break somewhere. “It rubs the plushie on its skin” If you get my drift. I am going to go now and retch in the bathroom.
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
I love Hello Kitty
I hate Hello Kitty
Oh shut up :/ Your honestly all obsessed with the white cat otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Your lives must be so meaningful that the haters need to check the blog for new Kitty updates. OMG get a grip !
OH…MY….GOD…..I fell over laughing just at the sight of the head! xD looks like Hello Kitty is moving to her master plan each day!
Kari, your the one who posted twice on one item, only an hour apart. So if your going to whine about other people “obsessing” stop obsessing yourself, please don’t be a hypocrite, its demeaning to you, and humanity as a whole. Darlene, your an example of why I have the opinion that humanity is completely screwed.
On to the subject at hand…… to whoever is in that costume, and whoever thinks that that is sexy…..WTF is wrong with you people? That isn’t sexy…thats so disturbing I’m going to have nightmares.
Gross.
My daughter saw this picture when I pulled up the blog and summed it up pretty well. “I hope she dies from lack of oxygen.”
Um, can’t we all get along?
No?
Then I get Suzanne, Helene, Bear_1 and Kitteh!! on my side!
Kari, Hello Kitty “haters” here don’t really hate HK. To be honest, I don’t care about Hello Kitty at all.
I just happen to find this blog funny as hell.
Oh, and that photo is REALLY disturbing. Looks like something from a David Lynch movie.
AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alenderis, I’m one of the biggest fanatics around & I’m here on this blog cos I like HK.
Flying Potato, you may have netural feelings, but there a lot of hardcore haters out there, especially the ones ripping on Darlene and are actually bothered by what she says.
Hello Kitty has no mouth.
That’s not usually a problem. In this situation, however, it’s a problem in at least 2 ways.
Kari Rose: We’re not bothered but what she or you say, it’s that we’re shocked by your taking offence to a JOKE!
I happen to be a HUGE HK fan, and I think this site is hilarious… you guys just get so hyped up over some stupid comments… this isn’t the 4th grade…
don’t be darlene No.2…kari
one is too much already.
i just want to enjoy the blog.
Don’t you guys realize that the troll-fu is strong with darlene and she is just baiting all of you? Ignore darlene, the troll will go away like magic.
…You know, that is kind of hot. If you’re into weird, kinky SM sex then…it’s great. A sadistic girl with a kitty mask beating you…Hot.
I can’t remember why I came here first, but I stuck around for the jokes more than anything else. My objection to Darlene is that she apparently can’t understand that this is a joke!
i actually like HK but only to a point. i have no issue with my 3 y.o. daughter having an HK room with her HK plushies, HK p.j.s and HK clothes. but dude! she is 3! not in her 20s. there comes a point when you have to let the HK go!!
jennster- I disagree, I’m 28 and still actively collect HK stuff, and I work with a 40 year old who has just as much stuff as me, and a 20 year old daughter to boot…some people collect Precious Moments crap, I collect HK
BUT I don’t get all bent out of shape when people make jokes about it (unlike others)… I think it’s funny.
Right, Mhkitty, I´m on your side! I could do with some new friends, and your chosen team works out fine for me.
I turn 43 tomorrow and I’m a fan of HK (although I’m not a rabid collector). I’ve recently discovered this site and wouldn’t start my working day without visiting here first. It’s a riot! The blogging is entertaining and so are the comments–yes, even those coming from Darlene. People, don’t you get it that she’s just trying to get a rise out of the blogger as well as other HK skeptics? Just ignore her posts; besides, I’m fascinated at what put-down she’s got up her sleeve for the next anti-HK blog. Cheers!
That s*** ain’t right…
to each their own i suppose.
that is sooooooo creepy
*hides behind chair*
i really don’t like that ]:
xx
Quick note-
Do not look at this shortly after eating….unless you like having bulemia…..
You know.. i love Hello Kitty, but this disturbs me in new ways…. and this is coming from a guy who’s GF has Hello Kitty Underwear…
I wonder if she’s wearing a mask because her face is really ugly…
First of all Sanrio has nothing to do with this, this is just some crazy girl looking ridiculous!