Hello Kitty Guts
When things like this arrive in my mailbox, I know that it’s going to be a Hello Kitty Hell week that will not go well. It’s bad enough that I have Hello Kitty living all around me, but the thought just got a whole lot worse – Hello Kitty may actually be living inside me (this is a genuine Upper GI Endoscope image of a duodenum):
I’m not sure what I find more disturbing – that someone would take a look at their endoscope image and actually think, “wow, that looks like Hello Kitty” or that upon making this discovery, they would then take the time to terrify the rest of the world by making an animated image of it to share. I guess neither is nearly as disturbing as my wife’s reaction which was, “that is so cool. I wonder if I have Hello Kitty inside me like that? Maybe I should go to the doctor and have this test done to see.”
It’s stuff like this that makes me feel that it may be worthwhile to end my life now before I have to witness anything else Hello Kitty that is sure to disturb my sanity every time I think about it. The worst part is, this is nothing unusual when you live in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by LT (via livejournal) who should have to go through every probing medical test that exists on a monthly basis as the doctors search for Hello Kitty inside as punishment for thinking it could ever be a good idea to send this photo to me and to put forth the thought that the evil feline might be lurking somewhere inside me…
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Posted: May 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
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#1 Comment from Cyn
Time: May 5, 2008, 7:03 am
This is creepy, some doctors or whover did that have way too much time to spare.
#2 Comment from Ashley
Time: May 5, 2008, 8:03 am
creepy
#3 Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 5, 2008, 8:43 am
What the HELL?!?!?!?!?
Next thing you know we’ll see an Ultrasound with the fetus shaped like Hello Kitty… NASTY!!!!!!!!!
#4 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 5, 2008, 8:48 am
Uh what?
That’s the wierdest thing. However, maybe your wife can have her duodenum surgically altered to squirt de-facto Kitty ‘food’ or whatever the nutritive or toxic sludge at this point. At least it will be extruded in the HK shape and maybe, just maybe, it will lessen the pain.
#5 Comment from Dr. Rob
Time: May 5, 2008, 9:05 am
I would just say it would be more appropriate to see HK on a Colonoscopy.
#6 Comment from moriyah
Time: May 5, 2008, 9:58 am
That’s gross.
#7 Comment from RSKS
Time: May 5, 2008, 10:06 am
as long as no one gives birth to HK i think i’ll be fine….
#8 Comment from ghost
Time: May 5, 2008, 11:55 am
look its darlene!
#9 Comment from Misty
Time: May 5, 2008, 12:51 pm
I’d have to say…
…EEeewww, yuck! C’Mon, how bored are they to see HK and not if there’s something ….well, that image is wrong, but um, more treatable that needs addressed?
I know, first time posting been lurking for quite a bit. I’d have to say, this takes the cake in puking HK cutesy.
*shudder*
#10 Comment from bear_1
Time: May 5, 2008, 1:41 pm
Mere words cannot describe how disturbing that is.
#11 Comment from Jesse
Time: May 5, 2008, 4:18 pm
That isn’t disturbing in the slightest.
If you look at the picture, all you can see, is a sort of cat head (but not really) and two dark spots, where eyes may be…that’s about it. You can’t see the nose, or the whiskers, or the bow; just a sort of cat head, and two dark spots, for eyes.
#12 Comment from redeux
Time: May 5, 2008, 5:04 pm
just think , when genetic modification gets a little further along the HK fanatics can order their crotchfruit with HK ears and eyes and all the other HK attributes…
#13 Comment from Carol
Time: May 5, 2008, 5:23 pm
bwhahahahahahaha
I love this site!
#14 Comment from wierdsquirrelgirl
Time: May 5, 2008, 6:37 pm
It creepy that HK is the first thing that person sa, when they sa the insides of someone. I know people look at clouds and see stuff like that, but this is taking it to a hole new bizarre level…*Shudders*… I say once again Creepy.
#15 Comment from Eize
Time: May 5, 2008, 7:06 pm
Oh man, I think I know what’s coming up next… XD
#16 Comment from Flying Potato
Time: May 5, 2008, 9:07 pm
Can’t stop laughing at this one. Your wife’s reaction is priceless, too
(Still creepy though…)
#17 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 6, 2008, 2:59 am
Em right????
Let’s see, you’re married to a woman who’s considering endoscopy just to see if her gut is vaguely cat-head shaped inside? You know, if you can find the right shrink, this may be a way out…? 
#18 Comment from djkimcheelove
Time: May 6, 2008, 2:59 am
i called it before–eventually she was going to intestinal which means now she’s heading to ass
#19 Comment from RedMaigo
Time: May 6, 2008, 4:03 am
The Kingdom of…Hello Kitty is within you.
#20 Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: May 7, 2008, 6:48 am
That’s extremely gross.
I am suprised however, that darlene hasn’t commented.
#21 Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 7, 2008, 7:57 am
SSSShhhhhh!
Don’t say her name or you’ll bring her ‘wrath’ down upon us!
#22 Comment from RSKS
Time: May 8, 2008, 10:03 am
I think “she who must not be named” went to go see if she had HK inside her. (sorry if it sounds wrong)
#23 Comment from .l.o.l.
Time: May 12, 2008, 10:40 am
i told u that hello kitty is trying to take over the world…
#24 Comment from cierra
Time: May 12, 2008, 6:02 pm
omigosh!!!!!!! that is soooo gross, yet surprisingly amusing. i kind of think it would be cool to have a cat shaped gut…
#25 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 12, 2008, 6:09 pm
But I want cat-shaped poos as a result. But then again, Sanrio overcharges a lot.
#26 Comment from ciciluvsHK
Time: May 13, 2008, 1:27 pm
is that what happens to your gut if you eat Hello kitty food???? if it was, that means that not only does she wish to dominate everything on the outside, but everything inside as well…
#27 Comment from deidre
Time: May 20, 2008, 10:59 am
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is just gross yuckkkkkkkk!!!!
#28 Comment from jackie
Time: May 28, 2008, 5:02 pm
that has to be one of the most disturbing things i have ever seen
#29 Comment from lalia
Time: May 29, 2008, 12:33 pm
its awesome =o
!!
lol makes me wounder to if i have hello kitty in side me as well =]
#30 Comment from jennifer
Time: June 23, 2008, 10:12 am
Disx isx so awesome! Omq!
#31 Comment from sasha
Time: July 23, 2008, 11:11 pm
that’s really dumb… who’s gonna actually see it?
#32 Comment from Emmie
Time: August 8, 2008, 5:31 pm
We all are aware HK is slowly but surely taking over the world and when she does HollyWood will be KittyWood and the water will be pink and the sky will have HK shaped clouds and the world will be shaped like HK.
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#34 Comment from shocked person
Time: October 11, 2008, 2:38 am
O______O
OH DEAR GOD THIS IS MADNESS!
#35 Comment from hksucksnotrocks
Time: January 14, 2009, 10:32 pm
omg this is madness, worse than Joan Crawford jumping in your room repeatedly chanting no wire hangers. This is really madness, i hope Hello Kitty won’t be inside my body, who knows, some guy got a hello kitty shaped brain which is super worse. I am scared out of hell
#36 Comment from Clarie
Time: April 3, 2009, 5:58 am
Does your wife really ask such..um…silly questions like that?
#37 Comment from Hannah
Time: April 11, 2009, 10:03 am
Gives a whole new meaning to “catgut” doesn’t it?
#38 Comment from Dmndash
Time: April 19, 2009, 3:02 am
I think hellokitty fanatics will soon think that they have HK genes in their DNA stream O___O
fear that day!
#39 Comment from Obeythekitty
Time: April 29, 2009, 3:27 pm
Maybe there really is a little Hello Kitty in all of us!
Well, at least before the usual morning rituals.. 
#40 Comment from Anti-Darlene
Time: August 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
what the freak?
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