Hello Kitty Colon
If you just read the title of this post, you probably had your heart skip a beat. While it’s not quite that bad and is safe for work, it’s still definitely Hello Kitty Hellish. Not that Hello Kitty really needs anything to go with the Hello Kitty guts, but since the Japanese like to brand their snacks with names that probably wouldn’t sell well in the US, you have things like Hello Kitty Collon:
Hello Kitty food, plain and simple, is one of the worst aspects of Hello Kitty Hell. Even knowing where the end result leads, there is still something completely creepy about having the evil feline making her way through my system. It doesn’t make it any prettier when the name of the Hello Kitty food is the same as where it is going.
Of course, my wife has a completely different perspective on it. Here view is that anything Hello Kitty that goes inside you helps your body absorbs happiness (don’t even ask — it’s one of those Hello Kitty fanatic things that only Hello Kitty fanatics seem to understand). Just reading that last sentence should ensure you have one pretty spectacular day no matter how bad things may have seemed a few minutes ago for the simple reason that you don’t live in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Maria who should have to survive on nothing but these for the rest of her life for thinking it could ever be a good idea to send me a photo of this…
Posted: September 8th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 51
Comments
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: September 8, 2008, 8:04 am
It said ‘Hello Kitty Collon’ not ‘Hello Kitty Colon’.
But I don’t know what “Collon” menas.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 8, 2008, 8:28 am
What actually is it? For the edumication of those of us who don’t read Kanji or eat Japanese snack foods.
Comment from Acton
Time: September 8, 2008, 8:39 am
non deska?
The questions is what is it. We not talking about Hello Kitt chitlins*.
* chitlins are pig intestines, my father is form the deep south and cooks them up all the time.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 8, 2008, 8:48 am
I’d be up for some of those. Well, I eat haggis, which is basically the same bits of a sheep made into a a large sausage.
Comment from Mantelli
Time: September 8, 2008, 9:27 am
Sheesh, you guys! It’s a cream-filled cookie! Can’t you use Google?
Comment from moriyah
Time: September 8, 2008, 9:35 am
I like HK Colon better… more menacing.
Comment from Sara Dane
Time: September 8, 2008, 9:53 am
I to wasn’t quite sure of exactly what was inside this HK wrapper… But after Mantelli being genius enough to google it for us I have to say HK candy is very appropriate, no? These are the kind of products I would expect her to be on, unlike some of the previous things, like you know tampons lol
Comment from Acton
Time: September 8, 2008, 10:06 am
I stand corrected.
What I fell is more disturbing is MR. HKH intentional misspelling of a mis-translation. This is a new low. Perhaps hello kitty hell is only in MR HKH mind.
Comment from Jason
Time: September 8, 2008, 10:36 am
HK is in such a dumb ridiculous getup on that wrapper…
Comment from Stratagemini
Time: September 8, 2008, 10:44 am
Wait… what is it? other than an ominous yellow package with the word “Collon” (sic) on it? Are you supposed to eat the package?
Comment from Lucy
Time: September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
I like the HK victorian look…
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 8, 2008, 11:06 am
Maybe it’s Colon Cleaning Ice Cream!
LOL!
I couldn’t resist!
Comment from Sara Dane
Time: September 8, 2008, 11:56 am
@ mhkitty06
Ah yes! Soon to be followed by HK diet pills and a whole series of workout videos staring HK and friends lol 
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 8, 2008, 12:22 pm
I don’t get the outfit either… I don’t care for the victorian Hk. Does she have breast’s in that get up?
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 8, 2008, 12:23 pm
@ Kitteh
Doesn’t haggis have blood mixed into it as well?
Comment from Jaime
Time: September 8, 2008, 1:39 pm
i like her better on the strawberry pocky packaging, but i’d eat this too. in fact, i’m going to the store to get some. i’ll let you know how it is.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
I’d eat this in a heartbeat. Glico makes good food. I just bought Pocky and Pretz today! (Although they were non-kittified versions. Canada is not cool.)
Comment from Jason
Time: September 8, 2008, 7:30 pm
I have no idea what people see in Pocky. It tastes fine, but its too expensive compared to other snacks. I’d take a bag of Buttfinger bars or Kit Kats any day instead of a similar sized box of Pocky. They’re cheaper and better.
Comment from Jason
Time: September 8, 2008, 7:31 pm
LOL bad typo in my last post. Butterfinger* not Buttfinger. LOL…
Comment from Dube
Time: September 8, 2008, 8:50 pm
OK, this is by far one of the most entertaining blogs I’ve read! I come here and check it out when I’m feeling down and want a little chuckle. 
(Sorry it’s at your expense!) One of my favorites was the post you made awhile back about Hello Kitty spam, and then you got more Hello Kitty spam in your comments! Fun times.
I’ve given your blog one of my “top 7 blog awards” if you want to check it out (http://dube.wordpress.com/2008/09/08/blog-award/). And no, this is not spam. I genuinely think your blog deserves an even better award than my tiny one!
Comment from Suzanne
Time: September 9, 2008, 9:32 am
Hey Jason, Buttfinger is kind of relevant considering the subject, no?
Comment from Kisa
Time: September 9, 2008, 9:45 am
Collon is actually pretty good .. though I’ve never had the hello kitty type.
This blog is teh evil..
I decided I wanted to get my checking account through BofA changed to Hello kitty…
and.. so I did.. soon I’ll have a hello kitty check card, and hello kitty checks..
WHY!?! *falls over*
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 9, 2008, 11:32 am
I will not touch Haggis, Chitlins, Scrapple or Spam…
So I cannot add to that conversation…
But Ice Cream is good… except in large portions…
Went to a Friendly’s Restaurant and Ice Cream Store last night because someone dared a coworker to eat the “Crowd Pleaser”- that’s a 12 scoop, 6 topping sundae that weighs approx 2 1/2 lbs.
She got about 11 1/2 of the scoops and about 1/2 the toppings down before getting voilently ill…
I guess that’s another way to achieve the desired effect, right
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 9, 2008, 2:02 pm
OMG! You just made my stomach turn….. Yuk!
Comment from Acton
Time: September 9, 2008, 3:49 pm
But I like spam
I can go for spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.
Comment from aybaybay
Time: September 9, 2008, 5:04 pm
SPAM is AWESOME.
Comment from aybaybay
Time: September 9, 2008, 5:04 pm
SPAM = BEST CANNED “MEAT” IN THE WORLD
Comment from Dube
Time: September 9, 2008, 5:44 pm
All this spam talk is making me feel sick *eww*
Comment from Acton
Time: September 9, 2008, 6:03 pm
Spam spam spam spam.
Spam spam spam spam.
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
New Topic
Comment from sanriobaby
Time: September 9, 2008, 7:54 pm
I can’t eat anything that brings up even the slightest idea of a colon!
Comment from Liz
Time: September 9, 2008, 8:07 pm
What’s Collon?
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 10, 2008, 1:09 am
Spam = best canned meat in the World => damning with faint praise!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 10, 2008, 5:07 am
Yesterday, I posted a message about chitterlins (basically, yes I’d try them), haggis (basically I didn’t think it had blood in it and it doesn’t) and black pudding, aka blood pudding (basically it does). However, something seems to have eaten it!!
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 10, 2008, 8:32 am
Who would even think of buying Spam. WTF?
Meat in a can……How sick.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 10, 2008, 9:34 am
Spam is ‘potted meat’ …WEITF that is!?!?!?!
Yes, I was woefully sick for my coworker after watching that…she was fine after about an hour and actually had ice cream again last night!!!! UGH…..
Comment from paper-rain
Time: September 10, 2008, 1:36 pm
@Sarah Dane
Ah yes! Soon to be followed by HK diet pills and a whole series of workout videos staring HK and friends lol
I thought they already made HK diet pills?
Comment from Sara Dane
Time: September 10, 2008, 2:58 pm
@Paper-Rain
Perhaps I have yet to see them and think it’s rude for a little a fat cat to be telling us that we need to loose weight
Comment from Indiana
Time: September 10, 2008, 11:55 pm
Wait, It says Glico on it….They made Pocky…..*lightbulb* GO GLICO! You made something so that you can eat Hello kitty AND it comes out the other end!! *high fives*
…Yes, I’m a VERY sick child. xD
@mhkitty06,
Yes I think that’s the purpose. xD
@Jason,
Where they sell it here, they sell them for atleast $3.00 at the local supermarket. (I think.) I bought 2 boxes. ^_^
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 11, 2008, 1:40 am
SPAM is an acronym of “SPiced hAM”, well just about, and certainly used to be a registered trademark of Hormel Foods. According to Wikipedia, the trademark name was created in 1937, but the product is older. The age of the product actually explains the “why canned meat?” question, since that was the only form of long-term preservation in common usage until the 1960s.
MKH, your co-worker probably froze her stomach trying to eat that mass of ice-cream. If you want a more informed opinion, ask Dr Rob on “Musings of a Distractable Mind”.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 11, 2008, 8:53 am
I have some great friends… my other friend ate an ENTIRE bag of Oreos (45 cookies) in one sitting…after eating a huge dinner AND having seconds!
I have it on tape.. it took him 11 minutes…
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 11, 2008, 12:05 pm
Did that friend get sick?
How in the world did your first pal eat ice cream again.
I’m ruined and I don’t even know you or that said friend.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 12, 2008, 6:50 am
Iron Stomachs
My buddy who ate the Oreos was green for about 30 minutes… then was fine… he actually had a midnight snack later on!
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 12, 2008, 12:30 pm
More power to ‘em. I just ate half a blueberry scone and I’m about to burst……
Comment from Bianca
Time: September 14, 2008, 8:55 pm
Don’t forget Creamy Collon.
Comment from mmmkt
Time: September 17, 2008, 1:47 pm
if you hello kitty so much
then leave it the frick alone
hatersssss
Comment from icess
Time: September 18, 2008, 3:50 pm
wat is collon?plz tell me:(
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: September 21, 2008, 10:38 am
I know Collon is a Japanese mass marketed pastry but…
“Colon…collon.”
Comment from icess
Time: September 30, 2008, 4:43 pm
wat iz colon?
Comment from Becca
Time: October 28, 2008, 8:34 pm
Dudes, Collon is a name. As in Collon Creevey (It’s actually Collin, but it can be spelled differently)
And I happened to love Hello Kitty so screw you!
Then again I shouldn’t be on this web-site
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 17, 2008, 11:32 am
this stuff smells BAD!
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 17, 2008, 11:32 am
tastes even worse lol
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