Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Ashley
Time: August 20, 2008, 7:11 am

That poor poor man. Only Darlene and maybe a 5 year old would want that wedding and if you didn’t then “your not comfortable with your sexuality” XD

Comment from Catherine
Time: August 20, 2008, 7:46 am

More disturbing then it being a HK wedding, they got married in a bus depot or something… WTF?

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 20, 2008, 7:53 am

Wow that was quick!
I sent this in yesterday since I found it highly disturbing.
@Catherine: I agree, wtf?

Comment from moriyah
Time: August 20, 2008, 8:16 am

The wedding isn’t as scary as the song… and I am confused about their location. Maybe a promo or contest?

Comment from Catherine
Time: August 20, 2008, 8:17 am

..and he didn’t even get a kiss on the lips. Just a lingering creepy kiss on the cheek. I’m freaked out by this video.

Comment from Jaime
Time: August 20, 2008, 8:43 am

the bride looks so adorable! but the wedding is tacky! and whats with the paper work after the nuptials?

i think i’m going to send this to my sister and tell her i want her to dress up as hello kitty for my wedding. lol.

Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: August 20, 2008, 8:46 am

Woah! That is sweet of the guy… Maybe you and your wife can celebrate a major anniversary in that way — I think she would LOVE that! (=^_^=)

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 20, 2008, 8:47 am

This looks like an MTV styled wedding. Maybe it’s how they do the video/filming.

Strangely enough the bride looks rather styled, despite many HK-shaped baubles ’round her delicate neck.

Oh yes, the sign too. Svarovski (sp) is quite getting overplayed.

Comment from Acton
Time: August 20, 2008, 10:21 am

This is old news I get conflicting information that the couple had won this wedding in in a contest. It dose look like promotional piece. Now before you snicker the the person is a sucker, having some knowledge in a cost for an Asian wedding, I too would take what is given if it free.

Comment from Britty
Time: August 20, 2008, 10:31 am

Poor groom, I bet he now lives in his own personal Hello Kitty Hell.

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 20, 2008, 10:40 am

That poor Boy/man/child…

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 20, 2008, 11:03 am

Why do I think of ManBearPig?

Comment from Lucy
Time: August 20, 2008, 12:13 pm

*shivers*

Its amazing what people can do to get consentual and legal sex these days…
She is really pretty… but she is missing the bow on her veil XD

and,… is this vid korean or chinese? I can’t tell…

Comment from Jason
Time: August 20, 2008, 12:16 pm

I know weddings are for the girls… but I’d definitely kill my fiancee and hide the body if she ever wanted anything as retarded like this. I don’t care if she was some really hot asian chick or not.

I feel sorry for guys that have have lost their manhood like this. I mean… what sane guy would ever stay with a girl like this?

Comment from Acton
Time: August 20, 2008, 12:24 pm

More info
This getting more interesting or twisted depending on your view as I look deeper into this.
From Various sources:
“Also, while Hello Kitty does have stereotypically English attributes like a love for hosting tea parties, it would be unimaginable for the London Underground to play host to an officially sanctioned, legally valid Hello Kitty wedding like that held at the MTR Hong Kong station on Valentine’s Day this year. Almost unbelievably, Hello Kitty and her tuff-haired boyfriend, Dear Daniel, served as bridesmaid and best man, for good measure!”

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 20, 2008, 12:38 pm

@andophiroxia:
ROFL!!!
My dog’s name is bear so I may not want to lump him in with this guy.

@Lucy:
That has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard today!
(laughing at my desk getting looks from coworkers)

@Jason:
May the force be with you now and always! This is why I keep my HK stuff in the proverbial closet

Comment from Jessica
Time: August 20, 2008, 12:38 pm

Jesus. I am in such shock. This tops anything you have ever out on here. I even like hello kitty…but this isn’t just a piece of hello kitty merchandise that you could throw away or something. This is taking what is supposed to be the most beautiful day of your life and turning it into some creepy freak show. What kind of a man would put up with that?! I would hope my boyfriend would slap me before he’d let me do something like this, free or not.

Comment from Liz
Time: August 20, 2008, 1:33 pm

Hmmmm… I wonder who did the flowers? ‘Cause ya gotta figure someone with that kinda talent does more than HK boquets.

Oooo! And remember this: everytime there’s a HK wedding, there’s two people in hot, sweaty HK suits vowing to hate HK forever.

Comment from Binks
Time: August 20, 2008, 3:41 pm

@Catherine
The whole thing was creepy from location to song to HK/HD attendants. I don’t know if I would do this kind of wedding even if it was free!

Comment from A
Time: August 20, 2008, 4:40 pm

Wait, what’s with the two his-and-hers mascots? Is Hello Kitty simultaneously acting as the best man and the maid of honor? Or is it a double wedding with Hello Kitty marrying…Hello Kitty?

Help me understand. Or maybe it’s best that I don’t.

Comment from Ria
Time: August 20, 2008, 4:42 pm

Lucy — I’m almost positive it’s Chinese.

Comment from lina
Time: August 20, 2008, 8:01 pm

It’s Cantonese.

Comment from Liz
Time: August 20, 2008, 9:01 pm

@ A
It’s HK’s male counterpart, Dear Daniel. He has the same head shape as HK, but- you’ll notice?- Fuzzier hair and no bow.

Comment from Jen da purse Ho
Time: August 20, 2008, 9:15 pm

i wish i could have this wedding.
they got married at the MTR in Hong Kong. this actually came out a couple of years ago. I heard they won this wedding in a contest or something like that…. kind of surprised you just got wind of this. It is hellish.

something no one has commented on….the dude’s name is HORLICK. HOR-LICK. he’s already got issues.

Comment from Indiana
Time: August 21, 2008, 12:33 am

WOW. Not much to say. x_x

But I’m glad they had a happy wedding. Good luck to them. =D

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 21, 2008, 1:47 am

Is there a “Hello Kitty Sniper Rifle”?

Comment from HKPepper
Time: August 21, 2008, 2:06 am

WATCHED THIS FOR GAZILLION TIMES IN YOUTUBE!

Comment from Rykan
Time: August 21, 2008, 2:17 am

Did I read that right? Horlick? As in, ??

Comment from Rykan
Time: August 21, 2008, 2:17 am

http://www.bloom-design.com/images/horlicks01.jpg

Comment from thinker
Time: August 21, 2008, 2:20 am

The bride was beautiful. Quite possibly insane, but beautiful.

Comment from Alex
Time: August 21, 2008, 3:37 am

Can we see darlene’s HK funeral next?

Comment from Michelle
Time: August 21, 2008, 4:52 am

WTF!? It looks like it’s held at a train station. I’m guessing it’s Hong Kong (hence the Cantonese). What’s up w/the song? Yes, she’s pretty but they’re insane. OMG, the Hello Kitty’s as boutineers and part of the bouquet!! What’s up with Horlick? As in the hot, milky drink? Bizarre!!

Comment from A
Time: August 21, 2008, 5:00 am

Thanks, Liz.

In that case, I actually find it even creepier. Hello Kitty is romantically involved with a clone of herself?

Strange, strange. I don’t remember this guy being around when I was actually at the appropriate age to like Hello Kitty.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: August 21, 2008, 5:24 am

Oh, and the reason for all the paperwork is that it was all on Hello Kitty paper… it was just the marriage certificate, which you see the guy notarize but it was HK so most likely part of the deal for the stunt.

Comment from Catherine
Time: August 21, 2008, 6:17 am

Dear Daniel…wtf? Why does there have to be a male counterpart? I like HK, but I am learning waaaay too much that I really didn’t need, nor want to know.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 21, 2008, 7:24 am

That makes as much sense as HK being sold to men as a fashion statement. They seriously are selling images of HK targeted towards guys. At least Dear Daniel would SLIGHTLY make more sense.

No, and I’m not kidding about that.

Comment from Catherine
Time: August 21, 2008, 7:38 am

@andophiroxia
Is Dear Daniel really the guy version of HK?

Comment from britty
Time: August 21, 2008, 7:57 am

oh, sad.. someone else has the same name as me on here. :[ i guess it is time to be a tad more creative.
anyhow, staying on topic.. if this wedding was won and payed for i guess thats understandable.
but either way, they both look like they couldn't be any happier.
:] i guess i’ll have to show this vid to my fiance. he knows i love HK but not THIS much!.

Comment from Lulu
Time: August 21, 2008, 8:06 am

I only made it through 40 seconds of that video – it was creeping me out too much.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought ‘Horlick’ was an odd name.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 21, 2008, 9:36 am

Dear Daniel is her “boyfriend”. So, I guess in order to not appear quite so obviously emasculating, it seems to make more sense to sell HK with her boyfriend’s image, instead of HK.

Comment from Catherine
Time: August 21, 2008, 9:54 am

Ah, in some weird way that makes sense. Those Sanrio peeps think of everything…..

Comment from Acton
Time: August 21, 2008, 10:07 am

Dear Daniel seems to be the feminine ideal of a man (ie. prince charming)

Badtz-Maru comes of more male like.

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 21, 2008, 11:05 am

Badtz-Maru also has a bike!
But he scowls a lot…that is if a crow CAN scowl…

Comment from Stratagemini
Time: August 21, 2008, 12:07 pm

Sheesh. I know weddings are expensive, and asian weddings more so, but isn’t it the responsibility of the bride’s family to pay for it? In which case the man really doesn’t have much of a choice in the matter anyway.

I’d say that I hoped this guy’s girl had her fill of Hello Kitty post wedding, but Since HK is like Crack Cocaine I’d doubt it.

Poor guy. Poor girl for that matter. Having a pair of anthropomorphic silent cats following you down the aisle on your wedding day is enough to creep the hell out of anyone.

Comment from britty
Time: August 21, 2008, 12:44 pm

so, i’ve decided upon noel.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 21, 2008, 1:18 pm

@Acton

And notice, Dear Daniel never does anything or says anything, so I suppose that’s another “feminized” ideal.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 21, 2008, 1:26 pm

@britty

What about “Noelle”?

Comment from Binks
Time: August 21, 2008, 2:34 pm

@ mhkitty06
I think Badtz-Maru is officially a penguin. But I am with you, he is more crow like.
Either way, this wedding is still officially creepy.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: August 21, 2008, 3:44 pm

Hmmm… a penguin… ah okay then… I guess that would explain the white tummy then, wouldn’t it? (duh, me…he he he)

Comment from mzdeedeelicious
Time: August 22, 2008, 5:16 pm

binks & mhkitty, i thought ahiru no pekkle was the penguin…

Comment from noel.
Time: August 22, 2008, 7:13 pm

@ andophiroxia.
cause my middle name is noel. :]
i kinda like it better the long way but its okk.

Comment from sanriobaby
Time: August 23, 2008, 12:56 pm

I can’t stop laughing, my hubby has no words and yes, the HK overkill is creepy. But, there is a very tiny part of me that did find some of the decorations pretty, such as the bride’s bouquet and sign in book. The goom’s boutineer was overkill and having HK and DD as your wedding party (in total costume) took it to levels that the very defintion of creepy can’t fully describe. At least the bride was beautiful.

On a personal note, I too won my wedding a few years back and although I didn’t (nor would ever) have a all out HK wedding, I did sew a HK charm onto my garter belt so that I had something extra special on my wedding day. When you enter these types of contests, the winners who accept the prize don’t have much input about the decorations and such, so who knows if the couple wanted everything with HK on it. I guess one can’t complain if it’s for free…

Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: August 24, 2008, 12:49 am

Vell..it’s a better spectacle than the Purlin Olympics of 1936

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 25, 2008, 1:09 pm

@mzdeedeelicious & binks…
See~ I thought that too, since I could have sworn I remembered seeing somewhere that he was a crow….
But then again they have several cats so why not two penguins?

@Sanriobaby: I agree with the creepiness factor…

Though I can imagine this is what a Furry wedding looks like but on a much more massive scale That might actually be cool…maybe…

Comment from Tamichiko
Time: August 26, 2008, 8:44 pm

I think I will be very grateful if I never get married

Comment from Tiffany
Time: August 27, 2008, 12:20 am

Look at it this way, you’re already married so you escaped a bullet here. Unless your wife decides to renew your vows…..

Comment from Woorf
Time: August 30, 2008, 12:29 am

I had spent a decent amount of time seeing and reading a good amount of articles on this site and is obvious that you are truly living a miserable life.

Now I truly wonder…

If living with your wife and no offense, but her extremely sick obsession of Kitty, puts you through hell every single day… WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU STILL MARRIED TO HER O_O???!!!!!!. It doesn’t make any freaking sense!!!!!!!, or you are plainly sadistic, or your wife is beyond godly hot, (and still with that is not worth the amount of pain, abuse and mental suffering you go through), or deep down inside you are equally obsess with the cat as your wife is… or just maybe… do you prefer to be with a crazy Kitty worshiper that been alone? o_0, or do you really love her so much you prefer to live in Kitty hell for the rest of your life knowing that if she had to decide between her obsession and you she will probably pick up the fictional character over yourself? -_-.

So yeahhhhh…, no matter in which way you look at it, it just not logical. Here you are talking of the Kitty fans living in there none existing illogical world, but obviously you had been submerged on it for so long it seems you had lost grasp of reality and any common sense all together.

And before you even ask…, or even your wife about it…, nope, I am not a Kitty lover/fan/worshipper or whatever you want to call it neither a Kitty hater, I am plainly neutral about the whole cat thing, (even though I have to admit I had my share of Kitty pencils and notebooks back when I was in middle and high school, plus the random Kitty presents from friends…, not really a creepy super collector now, what I bought or got I used it and that it…, but a lot of the stuff I saw in this site were way over the top messed up and freaky; not so much some of the things on there own but the blinded defense of the Kitty worshippers was the most frightening part of all actually -_-). So at the end, no matter how much I love a person, if I see that this person cant considerate me too on my wishes and desires as I considerate them in theirs and see that they are more involved in there own obsessions and vanities… yep… is time to walk away. Sorry, but truly needed to take that out of my chest after reading all those articles and seeing what you are living through; your wife in that aspect should take you more into consideration the same way you deal and manage with her Kitty craziness…even thought I cant help to say that is kind of your fault as well for not being completely sincere with her of your dislike of the freaking cat XD.

Comment from Joyce
Time: September 6, 2008, 9:14 am

This is a contest from the Hong Kong MTR station (subway/ metro) One “lucky” couple can have their “dream” wedding inside the station, with hello kitty as your bridemaids and dear daniel as your groomsmen.

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 8, 2008, 11:29 am

Back the original point… who in the HELL would want to get married in a friggin BUS terminal????
WTF???

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 8, 2008, 11:30 am

Well, train terminal really, but the question still stands…

Comment from Kal
Time: September 9, 2008, 8:14 pm

Kiss on the cheek? LAAAAAAAMEEEEE.

Comment from Elentari
Time: September 13, 2008, 7:09 am

I will openly admit that I am a bit of a Kitty fanatic. But any man who allows his woman to get away with that crap deserves to be shot… with one of these – http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/04/07/hello-kitty-shotgun/

Comment from DjHinata
Time: October 12, 2008, 12:23 pm

*picks up the Hello Kitty flamethrower, torches the video, and throws water on self* ahhhh….it BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNS!!!!!!!

Comment from pretty
Time: December 28, 2008, 1:09 pm

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 21, 2008, 11:05 amBut he scowls a lot…that is if a crow CAN scowl…

Badtz Maru is a penguin!

Comment from Ysabel
Time: January 21, 2009, 3:05 pm

I want that HK bridesmaid outfit, entirely so that I can terrorize people with it.

Comment from natea
Time: February 21, 2009, 2:22 pm

i mean i love hello kitty but not that much that woman is crazy!! and that man better had not thought of this awkward much 0.o im not that crazy and i love hello kitty

Comment from ByeKitty
Time: March 26, 2009, 9:08 pm

OMG… 0:38 is just disturbing… I’ll have nightmares tonight where those human size hello kitties chase me and try to murder me.

Comment from Hannah
Time: April 12, 2009, 2:49 pm

Ahahahahahaha.

That’s hilarious. I love the music that goes along with it. It sounds really serious business and lovey-dovey and then there’s a giant creepy Hello Kitty like RIGHT THE HELL THERE.

Comment from Alice
Time: May 11, 2009, 6:34 pm

OMG!! This truly leaves me speechless, but each to their own… I am getting married in less than 2 weeks and am going to have panic attacks that the florist will put hello kitty heads in my bouquet!! why would you ever think that was a good plan???

Comment from ichigo
Time: May 23, 2009, 4:21 pm

hey it’s japan what would you expect? i bet the next big thing will be a pikachu wedding. the hello kitty thing is cute but WAY inapropriate for the ocassion btw.

Comment from ssl
Time: May 29, 2009, 1:57 am

What a pink disturbing colored wedding ! I guess it’s china not japan but either way i think the future husband really didn’t want this (at least from his look i can tell that).