Hello Kitty Wedding Video


Basically the worst of my Hello Kitty Hell nightmares – the full on Hello Kitty wedding:

If anyone sees me in a situation like this, take out the Hello Kitty shotgun and put me out of my misery.

Sent in by a disturbing number of people — far more than should ever want to watch a Hello Kitty video, let alone a Hello Kitty wedding video.

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85 Responses to Hello Kitty Wedding Video

  1. noel. says:

    @ andophiroxia.
    cause my middle name is noel. :]
    i kinda like it better the long way but its okk.

  2. sanriobaby says:

    I can’t stop laughing, my hubby has no words and yes, the HK overkill is creepy. But, there is a very tiny part of me that did find some of the decorations pretty, such as the bride’s bouquet and sign in book. The goom’s boutineer was overkill and having HK and DD as your wedding party (in total costume) took it to levels that the very defintion of creepy can’t fully describe. At least the bride was beautiful.

    On a personal note, I too won my wedding a few years back and although I didn’t (nor would ever) have a all out HK wedding, I did sew a HK charm onto my garter belt so that I had something extra special on my wedding day. When you enter these types of contests, the winners who accept the prize don’t have much input about the decorations and such, so who knows if the couple wanted everything with HK on it. I guess one can’t complain if it’s for free…

  3. Heilo Kitler says:

    Vell..it’s a better spectacle than the Purlin Olympics of 1936

  4. mhkitty06 says:

    @mzdeedeelicious & binks…
    See~ I thought that too, since I could have sworn I remembered seeing somewhere that he was a crow….
    But then again they have several cats so why not two penguins?

    @Sanriobaby: I agree with the creepiness factor…

    Though I can imagine this is what a Furry wedding looks like but on a much more massive scale :) That might actually be cool…maybe…

  5. Tamichiko says:

    I think I will be very grateful if I never get married

  6. Tiffany says:

    Look at it this way, you’re already married so you escaped a bullet here. Unless your wife decides to renew your vows…..

  7. Woorf says:

    I had spent a decent amount of time seeing and reading a good amount of articles on this site and is obvious that you are truly living a miserable life.

    Now I truly wonder…

    If living with your wife and no offense, but her extremely sick obsession of Kitty, puts you through hell every single day… WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU STILL MARRIED TO HER O_O???!!!!!!. It doesn’t make any freaking sense!!!!!!!, or you are plainly sadistic, or your wife is beyond godly hot, (and still with that is not worth the amount of pain, abuse and mental suffering you go through), or deep down inside you are equally obsess with the cat as your wife is… or just maybe… do you prefer to be with a crazy Kitty worshiper that been alone? o_0, or do you really love her so much you prefer to live in Kitty hell for the rest of your life knowing that if she had to decide between her obsession and you she will probably pick up the fictional character over yourself? -_-.

    So yeahhhhh…, no matter in which way you look at it, it just not logical. Here you are talking of the Kitty fans living in there none existing illogical world, but obviously you had been submerged on it for so long it seems you had lost grasp of reality and any common sense all together.

    And before you even ask…, or even your wife about it…, nope, I am not a Kitty lover/fan/worshipper or whatever you want to call it neither a Kitty hater, I am plainly neutral about the whole cat thing, (even though I have to admit I had my share of Kitty pencils and notebooks back when I was in middle and high school, plus the random Kitty presents from friends…, not really a creepy super collector now, what I bought or got I used it and that it…, but a lot of the stuff I saw in this site were way over the top messed up and freaky; not so much some of the things on there own but the blinded defense of the Kitty worshippers was the most frightening part of all actually -_-). So at the end, no matter how much I love a person, if I see that this person cant considerate me too on my wishes and desires as I considerate them in theirs and see that they are more involved in there own obsessions and vanities… yep… is time to walk away. Sorry, but truly needed to take that out of my chest after reading all those articles and seeing what you are living through; your wife in that aspect should take you more into consideration the same way you deal and manage with her Kitty craziness…even thought I cant help to say that is kind of your fault as well for not being completely sincere with her of your dislike of the freaking cat XD.

  8. Joyce says:

    This is a contest from the Hong Kong MTR station (subway/ metro) One “lucky” couple can have their “dream” wedding inside the station, with hello kitty as your bridemaids and dear daniel as your groomsmen.

  9. mhkitty06 says:

    Back the original point… who in the HELL would want to get married in a friggin BUS terminal????
    WTF???

  10. mhkitty06 says:

    Well, train terminal really, but the question still stands…

  11. Kal says:

    Kiss on the cheek? LAAAAAAAMEEEEE.

  12. Elentari says:

    I will openly admit that I am a bit of a Kitty fanatic. But any man who allows his woman to get away with that crap deserves to be shot… with one of these – http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/04/07/hello-kitty-shotgun/

  13. DjHinata says:

    *picks up the Hello Kitty flamethrower, torches the video, and throws water on self* ahhhh….it BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNS!!!!!!!

  14. pretty says:

    Comment from mhkitty06
    Time: August 21, 2008, 11:05 amBut he scowls a lot…that is if a crow CAN scowl…

    Badtz Maru is a penguin!

  15. Ysabel says:

    I want that HK bridesmaid outfit, entirely so that I can terrorize people with it.

  16. natea says:

    i mean i love hello kitty but not that much that woman is crazy!! and that man better had not thought of this awkward much 0.o im not that crazy and i love hello kitty

  17. ByeKitty says:

    OMG… 0:38 is just disturbing… I’ll have nightmares tonight where those human size hello kitties chase me and try to murder me.

  18. Hannah says:

    Ahahahahahaha.

    That’s hilarious. I love the music that goes along with it. It sounds really serious business and lovey-dovey and then there’s a giant creepy Hello Kitty like RIGHT THE HELL THERE.

  19. Alice says:

    OMG!! This truly leaves me speechless, but each to their own… I am getting married in less than 2 weeks and am going to have panic attacks that the florist will put hello kitty heads in my bouquet!! why would you ever think that was a good plan???

  20. ichigo says:

    hey it’s japan what would you expect? i bet the next big thing will be a pikachu wedding. the hello kitty thing is cute but WAY inapropriate for the ocassion btw.

  21. ssl says:

    What a pink disturbing colored wedding ! I guess it’s china not japan but either way i think the future husband really didn’t want this (at least from his look i can tell that).

  22. Lynn says:

    Gulp…I have no words !

  23. Emily says:

    I just had to swallow my own vomit. dont worry, if I see anyone in that situation, out comes the shotgun, and I either kill the wife, or kill every single peice of hello kitty memorabeilia in the place.
    It can be a hello kitty DEATH themed wedding.

  24. piper says:

    lets find the positives in this….i like her dress….?

  25. Lucy says:

    yer ill admitt i do like hello kitty but seriously i can asure u all i would NEVER, EVER, EVER have a hello kitty wedding!

    so lame and obbsessive

  26. Nicole says:

    Yeah, I love Hello Kitty to hell, but this is just too much.
    Hello Kitty slumber party? Yes, maybe. Hello Kitty wedding?? A flat out NO. And I so DO NOT wanna get married at a friggin’ bus terminal! They should have saved up and gotten married at Hello Kitty Land in Tokyo (yes, it exists), if they were such fanatics. -_-”
    Nice dress though, and her husband was cute enough (n00b enough) to agree to the wedding plans(:
    Hello Kitty wedding cake, anybody?

  27. danny says:

    is she actually called horlick? as in, the drink?? wtfbbq

  28. PINKY says:

    It’s HK- as in Hong Kong, and in the train station, as many have stated before me. The decor etc was there for a while & you could go take photos – I’d recommend a few drinks first! Lots of HK (Hong Kong) people have odd English names like Coke, Water, Fire – even Kitty! When a colleague answered the phone one day and said “Hello Kitty” the whole office erupted.

  29. Renee says:

    he did it for her. its sweet. but still there is a line… and it has been crossed.

  30. Felix says:

    I usually get a little choked up at weddings. Hell, I got a bit teary-eyed at my own.

    I REALLY cried when I saw this…

    However, I can see one possible benefit of being married to/involved with a Hello Kitty Fanatic (HKF).

    I hate shopping for gifts. I hate thinking about shopping for gifts. I am a horrible shopper for gifts. I dread any and all of the various “expected” gift giving occasions that the Corporate-Powers-That-Be have foisted upon us over the centuries… Mothers Day, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, St. Patrick’s Day, etc….

    Here, however, is the beauty of the HKF wife, lover, sweetheart, babycakes…..they are incredibly easy to shop for!!!!

    You can get them ANY HK trinket, bauble, chachki, fluffle or what-have-you and they will be in HKF 7th heaven!

    My current GF is a Catophile. And while she isn’t a full blown HKF, she still gets pretty goofy when it comes to HK. Her B-day is coming up in May.

    Today, I went to the local Target over my lunch hour and “window-shopped” some potential HK panty removers er….presents.

    OMG, it took all of my strength and fortitude to not buy anything today. And it was On Sale 20% Off!!!

    This may be the BEST B-day shopping I’ve ever endured!!!!!

    p.s. I’m not an HKF. My cat Bella has 1 small plush HK PEZ dispenser that she likes to beat down on from time-to-time. I found it carelessly discarded laying in the gutter.

    p.s.s. I am thinking about converting my currently orange and rather bland and not so cute radio-controlled Monster Truck into a raging pink HK Monster Truck Of Cuteness. If and when I get around to doing this, I will be sure to send you a picture.

    p.s.s.s. We are really counting on you Mr. HKH! You may well be our last bastion of sanity

  31. Cough says:

    I’m a girl, and I can tell you: WILL…NOT…HAPPEN!! I will NOT have a wedding like that!! I’m perfectly comfortable in my femininity, but I don’t need something so…cheesy!! ugh…Hello Kitty in moderation:fine. Hello Kitty in every aspect of my life??:gag.

  32. LIZ says:

    expecting HK div0rce paperS… -_-

  33. Someone. I prefer not to say. says:

    Is that Vietnamese?

  34. drumtrip says:

    Arghh this is my worst nightmare

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