Hello Kitty Shotgun
I guess with all the other types of Hello Kitty guns that are out there, it shouldn’t be a surprise that there is also a Hello Kitty shotgun (with Hello Kitty shotgun shells and other various Hello Kitty bullets as well…)
This, of course, is the natural expansion of Hello Kitty into all things gun related (which, ironically, is a perfect fit for the evil feline since — except for a few delusional fanatics — we all know she is the harbinger of death and destruction across the earth). Since she already has military style guns Hello Kittified, it only made sense to go after all the good old boys with shotguns in their pickup trucks.
Can you really imagine anything scarier than a redneck in the back of his pickup with a six pack of beer and a Hello Kitty shotgun? I thought not, and that is why you can join me in having Hello Kitty Hellish nightmares of that image for the rest of the month…
Sent in by debbie who really should have to suffer military (and hometown redneck) torture for thinking even for a moment that sending me this photo could be a good idea…
Posted: April 7th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 37
Comments
Comment from Eize
Time: April 7, 2008, 3:35 am
Awww…and it’s got a white poofy thing and everything.
Good grief.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 7, 2008, 4:55 am
I now have a mental image of a Redneck in HK dungarees! It’s more funny than disturbing though, well unless he’s armed with the HK shotgun, drinking HK beer, and puffing an HK cigarette!
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: April 7, 2008, 6:23 am
You can’t use it for hunting because the colors aren’t exactly camouflauge. You can’t use it in the commision of a crime because the victim will laugh.
Yet another useless HK product!
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: April 7, 2008, 7:00 am
I think it’s cute, but then I’m a girl. However, I’d rip that feathery thing off cuz it could clog something. It really would be perfect for home protection, because the robber would think it to be a toy. >:D
Comment from moriyah
Time: April 7, 2008, 9:24 am
That’s disturbing…. just goes to show that you really can get anything as long as you look hard enough for it.
I feel for the owner of that gun… they’re completely stupid and without any morals.
Comment from moriyah
Time: April 7, 2008, 9:26 am
P.S. it looks like they skinned hello kitty and stuck her on the gun. sick and sad.
Comment from Ashley
Time: April 7, 2008, 10:44 am
egh i pray my fiance does not see this he seems to think its funny to punish me with hello kittified presents >.<
perhaps darlene will use this on herself??
Comment from Puppy
Time: April 7, 2008, 1:02 pm
what the heck is the point of that fluffy thing?!
it will just get in the way
and WHY do guns need to be hello kittified??
Comment from will
Time: April 7, 2008, 1:25 pm
hey, look at it this way. if you live some where kittified, you can use it to end the hello kitty mess called life… or not.
Comment from Xupz
Time: April 7, 2008, 1:30 pm
I think the freakiest part of it is the bullets: I mean, a gun, ok, we’re slowly getting used to it (after all, you have to be quite disturbed to love hello kitty, so it fits), but bullets? Why care with putting hello kitty’s face on such small things? Come on, it’s so quickly used… those guys are disturbingly fanatic. Help!
Comment from ghost
Time: April 7, 2008, 1:54 pm
the only thing i can support being hello kittified in the shooting guns arena would be targets, hell i’d pay the rediculous price it’d cost to shoot the crap out of hello kittys face
Comment from will
Time: April 7, 2008, 3:24 pm
hey ghost, amen to that. hello kitty is the devil
Comment from Jesse
Time: April 7, 2008, 3:47 pm
Would anyone other then me, love to have this, just so they could be like “Bwaha, I have a hello kitty shotgun” and show off to friends and stuff? (I think it’s funny)
Comment from Cyn
Time: April 7, 2008, 7:21 pm
why…oh why!!!!!!!!
And HK bullets?????? what the hell is that? Another useless HK think created.
Maybe it’s time to do something HK related that is useful, such as….I don’t know
HK Psychiatrists, who would of course be specialised in curing HK fanatics who thinks HK has to be on every single item you own.
Comment from Stratagemini
Time: April 7, 2008, 9:14 pm
Well, a lot of guns are bought by men to commit suicide with. I can’t think of any better send off to a literal Hello Kitty Hell than Blasting your head off with a Hello Kitty Shotgun.
Nothing Says “Goodbye Cruel World” quite like Hello Kitty does.
What next? Hello Kitty Cyanide Capsules? Hello Kitty Koolaid?
Comment from Kimberly
Time: April 7, 2008, 9:26 pm
the sad thing is….is that i like it! I need to be shot with it! lol! I can’t help it. i’m a girl from the southern states! lol. some one put me out of my misery.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: April 8, 2008, 2:34 am
There’s too much suicide talk in this thread.
Comment from Nami
Time: April 8, 2008, 3:51 am
just wondering but who the heck would use this thing? I don’t think any redneck around here would dare be caught using these things.
Just to say that either Sanrio is losing revenue and trying to expand their customer base or they just love making too many things. I mean come on, who wants a gun with a fuzzy handle?
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 8, 2008, 4:09 am
I agree about the feathers, they get in the way of the scope, if there is one buried under there…
I could not use this, I would be laughed out of the shooting range…then banned for life for something this stupid looking…
Comment from Tyra
Time: April 8, 2008, 5:08 am
are these for real?! i love hello kitty and i think this stuff is ridiculous!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 8, 2008, 5:12 am
A scope, on a shotgun!!! Now who’s being silly? 
I agree that the feathers cover the backsight.
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: April 8, 2008, 6:59 am
Maybe the second amendment has gone too far…… (LOL)
Comment from Alfred
Time: April 8, 2008, 9:35 pm
If I ever kill myself that’s the gun I’ll use.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 9, 2008, 12:39 am
The misapplication of the Second Amendment has gone too far (but that happened years ago anyway). If anyone’s at all dubious, check what the whole of the 2nd says, rather than just the usually quoted part.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 9, 2008, 11:46 am
@Kitteh!!: I was being funny (well trying to be, at least…)
@Alfred: please don’t say things like that and get me excited!
I don’t pay attention to any ammendment other than the 5th 
It’s the only one I need since I do whatever the Hello Kitty Hell I want anyway!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 10, 2008, 1:02 am
MHK, you don’t even acknowledge the 21st amendment?
Anyway, my point about the second was that it gives US citizens the “right to bear arms as part of a militia, in defence of the Union”. It is not, despite the claims of the NRA, a blanket right to own and use anything from a Derringer to an M-60!
Comment from me
Time: April 10, 2008, 8:37 am
I’m not so sure it’s a shotgun. Those are rifle bullets, not shotgun shells. See the pointy bit?
HK bullets??? OMFG.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 10, 2008, 10:21 am
I support the the 21st (and all the rest)… My uncle is a card carrying member of the NRA… and the Texas Militia… and border patrol (don’t go there)…
I’ve known how to shoot a gun since I was little…
I’m just not one of those people who shout out the amendments as a defence to everything I do, just the 5th, so I can’t incriminate myself
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 10, 2008, 10:22 am
Y@me: yeah, I think this gun is confused as to what it wants to be….
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 11, 2008, 1:03 am
MHK, all the amendments, even the 18th?
I don’t have an issue with properly trained etc and reasonably sensible people having guns; just with the use of a law that was intended to allow the formation of a citizen’s militia in a time when few if any nations maintained a large standing army as a justification for allowing pretty much anyone to write a cheque and buy an assault rifle!
“Me”, I agree that those are streamline tips, and the cartridge case is larger bore than the bullet, which is certainly typical of a rifle or machinegun (or cannon) round, but look at the differences in sizes. They’re not all for the same gun, so why assume that any of them are for that gun? The gun itself looks to me like a pump-action shotgun.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 14, 2008, 1:39 pm
One quick question… wouldn’t the feathers get in the way of loading it???
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 15, 2008, 12:56 am
Well, loading the mag and/or using the pump-loader to chamber a round.
Comment from RSKS
Time: April 16, 2008, 10:03 am
another thing that hello kitty uses to fend off opposers of her power
Comment from Devynn
Time: April 16, 2008, 5:17 pm
i like it. my husband is in the army and thinks (and i agree to a certain extent) that it would be a good idea for both of us to have our conceal-carry permits. he wants it b/c he’s military and likes blowing up/shooting stuff. i want it to protect my home while he’s away. and yes, i want this shot gun. don’t EVER make fun of ANYONE with a shot gun. they just may shoot you with it. and EVERYONE knows that shot guns are pretty badass. anyone that came near me if i owned that thing would be 1) humilated b/c they got shot by a girl and 2) humiliated b/c they got shot by a girl with a hello kitty shot gun. ahh yes…sweet, sweet hello kitty revenge. XD
Comment from RSKS
Time: April 17, 2008, 10:30 am
@ Devynn: YOU IS FUNNY
Comment from Devynn
Time: April 17, 2008, 6:08 pm
i do my best. 
*bows*
Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 23, 2008, 2:28 pm
I’m going to make an HK Paintball gun which will shoot pink & purple paint, that way when I kick butt out on the field people will know it was MHK!!!!
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