Hello Kitty Guy
If you ever see me with a smile like this on my face with that much Hello kitty crap around, you have my permission to take out any of the many Hello Kitty guns available and put me out of my misery. Seriously. (if I was ever caught in a Hello Kitty hood or Hello Kitty T-shirt like that, I would have already done it myself):
Sent in by too many different people (via hello mimi) all who should be forced to live like him for even thinking that sending a photo like this could ever be a positive thing.
Posted: October 10th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 40
Comments
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: October 10, 2008, 11:21 am
Why oh why did you post this!?!? Do you realize that your wife could read this and get horrid ideas!?!??! You don’t need it anymore man!!!
It’s just awful. That guy is just made into a passive shell of himself.
Comment from deuxanges
Time: October 10, 2008, 11:27 am
OMG… feature presentation for a nightmare tonight. Thanks a lot =b **shudders**
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: October 10, 2008, 11:36 am
> … put me out of my misery.
Now, I really understand your words.
This is a serious epidemic.
Comment from Acton
Time: October 10, 2008, 12:10 pm
Caption Time:
Mr. Hellos Kitty Hell surrenders to the kitty, film at 11:00.
one word
otaku
Probably me in a few years. At least I know I am not alone. *
*except I would do pictures fursuit and my plushie collection would have more verity.
Still the dude need to lose the hat.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: October 10, 2008, 1:01 pm
Look!
It’s Acton’s twin Asian Brother!
(sorry dude, couldn’t resist 
)
Comment from Lucy
Time: October 10, 2008, 1:42 pm
i wonder what the article says:
“I have a lot of female friends………….”
Comment from Acton
Time: October 10, 2008, 1:58 pm
@mhkitty06
me: mom, we need to talk
I would not mind meeting this man but it was posted in 1999. Furthermore There was a Japanese site that was my inspiration to resurrect “Kittyler” site. I am wondering this is the same person.
I will provide a link later
@Lucy
caption Time:
How to score serious Hello Kitty Fan Chickage.
Comment from alphar
Time: October 10, 2008, 2:02 pm
Hello Kitty is kewl!!! =]
Comment from Catherine
Time: October 10, 2008, 2:03 pm
mhkitty06 ROFL!!!
Comment from Catherine
Time: October 10, 2008, 2:04 pm
Acton…
No serious HK lover would ever want a “man” like that. Gross! If my guy was into HK I’d buy the HK divorce kit so fast his head would spin.
Comment from Catherine
Time: October 10, 2008, 2:05 pm
@Lucy
You seriously have to ask that question?
Comment from Acton
Time: October 10, 2008, 2:15 pm
@Catherine
Your probably right
The life of Otaku is a lonely one.
Then again looking Hello MiMi post, she is looking for a “Kitty Man” So there are those out there who are looking.
Hmmmmm a business opportunity.
H-harmony The Hello Kitty dating service. Probably it will not work for the ratio of women to men will be 100 to 4.
Comment from Indiana
Time: October 10, 2008, 4:33 pm
Why must you post this! Your wife will get IDEAS. x__x
Seriously, that’s a BUTT LOAD of Hk……
Though, the burning of that giant Hk poster is stuck inside my mind.
Comment from wring
Time: October 10, 2008, 10:46 pm
hahahaa he’s adorable!
Comment from Jaime
Time: October 11, 2008, 9:13 am
this is so old!
why aren’t you guys all out playing HKO? it’s super fun!
Comment from Acton
Time: October 11, 2008, 9:20 am
@Jaime
As a rule of thumb, I do not use any application that still in beta, I rather wait till release candidate is made. I also not keen on games.
Comment from marlene
Time: October 11, 2008, 10:21 am
This is a beautiful example of how Hello Kitty makes people happy.
You really should follow this example instead of complaining.
And stop with the gun talk! Look at yourself: you openly encourage suicide and blame the poor innocent Hello Kitty!
Comment from Acton
Time: October 11, 2008, 10:58 am
It doesn’t makes logical sense Mr. HKH
if you were smiling because you are surounded by Hello Kitty items. Killing you would not be putting you out of your misery but depriving you of pleasure hello kitty brigs to you.
Comment from aybaybay
Time: October 11, 2008, 5:47 pm
i agree with andophiroxia, get ready coz Halloween is right around the corner…lol
Comment from Minako
Time: October 12, 2008, 2:51 am
Looks like he got Hello Kitty spayed!
Comment from Nigel
Time: October 12, 2008, 3:00 am
That looks Darlene’s dream guy…
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: October 12, 2008, 2:41 pm
Great, now we have marlene in addition to darlene.
What comes next?
‘farlene’ or ‘warlene’?
Name doesn’t matter much as all of them are HK fanatics living in another dimension.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: October 13, 2008, 1:39 am
I can not unsee what I have just seen!!
The next person to forward this pic should title the e-mail “Delete before opening”!!
Comment from sansicarus
Time: October 14, 2008, 4:37 am
Wow – that guy must get such a wonderful feeling when he gets home from a long hard day at work, loosens his tie (says hi to his mum in the kitchen), goes to his room and immerses himself in all that joyous Hello Kitty magic. I’m sure it just sweeps his blues away.
Comment from Catherine
Time: October 14, 2008, 5:59 am
@sansicarus…hilarious!!!!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: October 14, 2008, 6:12 am
Ando, when you get flamed for it, you can say “I told you not to open it”!!
Comment from moriyah
Time: October 14, 2008, 7:38 pm
Wow, this guy=sucker!
sheesh, fanatasicm is everywhere and for every sex. HK has no boundaries… evil feline!
Comment from Acton
Time: October 15, 2008, 12:47 am
Here is the site of the original Male Kityler. He speaks about event from 1997 to 1998 which makes me wonder if this is our guy. Courtesy of the Internet archive
web.archive.org/web/20061221052606/http://www.isn.ne.jp/~suzutayu/Kitty/Kitty-e.html
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: October 16, 2008, 1:35 pm
@sansicarus
That was a bleak picture. I want to cry now….
With laughter at his pain. >:]
@Kitteh!!
But but but… it wastes the electrons..
Comment from tracy
Time: October 18, 2008, 4:36 pm
I’d shoot him too.
Comment from Kittycolin
Time: November 4, 2008, 5:34 am
WAHOOOOO!!!!!
i’m not the only Hello kitty guy in the world!!!
Where can i get a Hello Kitty hood???
Comment from Mini Minx
Time: November 7, 2008, 8:05 am
LOL!!! He’s too much! A guy like that trying to get passionate with you is a v scary thought…. Anyhow, I was wondering if anyone knew where I could get my hands on a HK cute little bikini…. HK on my butt would be v nice indeed….
Comment from CheLia
Time: November 7, 2008, 11:33 am
auwwww………..i want that kitty hoooddd !!!
Comment from mary
Time: January 9, 2009, 8:16 am
LOL
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Comment from Sharon
Time: June 3, 2009, 9:10 am
More likely he’s some upper level Sanrio suit who’s only too glad to mug for the camera with the evil feline who’s put God knows how much yen in his pockets.
Comment from Lynny
Time: July 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Now, that is too extreme.
Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 15, 2009, 5:08 pm
Though I don’t even notice the guys in Sanrio Stores carrying around Hello Kitty items like a human infant I really feel sorry for this guy.
Comment from AsphyxiaChoke
Time: September 16, 2009, 4:39 pm
that there children … is the epitomy of a broken man without a penis.
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