Hello Kitty Guy

If you ever see me with a smile like this on my face with that much Hello kitty crap around, you have my permission to take out any of the many Hello Kitty guns available and put me out of my misery. Seriously. (if I was ever caught in a Hello Kitty hood or Hello Kitty T-shirt like that, I would have already done it myself):

Hello Kitty guy

Sent in by too many different people (via hello mimi) all who should be forced to live like him for even thinking that sending a photo like this could ever be a positive thing.

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44 Responses to Hello Kitty Guy

  1. andophiroxia says:

    Why oh why did you post this!?!? Do you realize that your wife could read this and get horrid ideas!?!??! You don’t need it anymore man!!!

    It’s just awful. That guy is just made into a passive shell of himself.

  2. deuxanges says:

    OMG… feature presentation for a nightmare tonight. Thanks a lot =b **shudders**

  3. yet another anonymous says:

    > … put me out of my misery.

    Now, I really understand your words.
    This is a serious epidemic.

  4. Acton says:

    Caption Time:
    Mr. Hellos Kitty Hell surrenders to the kitty, film at 11:00.

    one word

    Probably me in a few years. At least I know I am not alone. *

    *except I would do pictures fursuit and my plushie collection would have more verity.

    Still the dude need to lose the hat.

  5. mhkitty06 says:

    It’s Acton’s twin Asian Brother!
    (sorry dude, couldn’t resist ;) )

  6. Lucy says:

    i wonder what the article says:

    “I have a lot of female friends………….”

  7. Acton says:


    me: mom, we need to talk

    I would not mind meeting this man but it was posted in 1999. Furthermore There was a Japanese site that was my inspiration to resurrect “Kittyler” site. I am wondering this is the same person.
    I will provide a link later

    caption Time:
    How to score serious Hello Kitty Fan Chickage.

  8. alphar says:

    Hello Kitty is kewl!!! =]

  9. Catherine says:

    mhkitty06 ROFL!!!

  10. Catherine says:

    No serious HK lover would ever want a “man” like that. Gross! If my guy was into HK I’d buy the HK divorce kit so fast his head would spin.

  11. Catherine says:

    You seriously have to ask that question?

  12. Acton says:


    Your probably right

    The life of Otaku is a lonely one.

    Then again looking Hello MiMi post, she is looking for a “Kitty Man” So there are those out there who are looking.
    Hmmmmm a business opportunity.
    H-harmony The Hello Kitty dating service. Probably it will not work for the ratio of women to men will be 100 to 4.

  13. Indiana says:

    Why must you post this! Your wife will get IDEAS. x__x

    Seriously, that’s a BUTT LOAD of Hk……
    Though, the burning of that giant Hk poster is stuck inside my mind.

  14. wring says:

    hahahaa he’s adorable!

  15. Jaime says:

    this is so old!

    why aren’t you guys all out playing HKO? it’s super fun!

  16. Acton says:

    As a rule of thumb, I do not use any application that still in beta, I rather wait till release candidate is made. I also not keen on games.

  17. marlene says:

    This is a beautiful example of how Hello Kitty makes people happy.

    You really should follow this example instead of complaining.

    And stop with the gun talk! Look at yourself: you openly encourage suicide and blame the poor innocent Hello Kitty!

  18. Acton says:

    It doesn’t makes logical sense Mr. HKH
    if you were smiling because you are surounded by Hello Kitty items. Killing you would not be putting you out of your misery but depriving you of pleasure hello kitty brigs to you.

  19. aybaybay says:

    i agree with andophiroxia, get ready coz Halloween is right around the corner…lol

  20. Minako says:

    Looks like he got Hello Kitty spayed!

  21. Nigel says:

    That looks Darlene’s dream guy…

  22. yet another anonymous says:

    Great, now we have marlene in addition to darlene.
    What comes next?
    ‘farlene’ or ‘warlene’?
    Name doesn’t matter much as all of them are HK fanatics living in another dimension.

  23. Kitteh!! says:

    I can not unsee what I have just seen!!

    The next person to forward this pic should title the e-mail “Delete before opening”!!

  24. andophiroxia says:



  25. sansicarus says:

    Wow – that guy must get such a wonderful feeling when he gets home from a long hard day at work, loosens his tie (says hi to his mum in the kitchen), goes to his room and immerses himself in all that joyous Hello Kitty magic. I’m sure it just sweeps his blues away.

  26. Catherine says:


  27. Kitteh!! says:

    Ando, when you get flamed for it, you can say “I told you not to open it”!! ;)

  28. moriyah says:

    Wow, this guy=sucker!

    sheesh, fanatasicm is everywhere and for every sex. HK has no boundaries… evil feline!

  29. Acton says:

    Here is the site of the original Male Kityler. He speaks about event from 1997 to 1998 which makes me wonder if this is our guy. Courtesy of the Internet archive


  30. andophiroxia says:


    That was a bleak picture. I want to cry now….

    With laughter at his pain. >:]


    But but but… it wastes the electrons..

  31. tracy says:

    I’d shoot him too.

  32. Kittycolin says:

    i’m not the only Hello kitty guy in the world!!!
    Where can i get a Hello Kitty hood???

  33. Mini Minx says:

    LOL!!! He’s too much! A guy like that trying to get passionate with you is a v scary thought…. Anyhow, I was wondering if anyone knew where I could get my hands on a HK cute little bikini…. HK on my butt would be v nice indeed….

  34. CheLia says:

    auwwww………..i want that kitty hoooddd !!!

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  36. Sharon says:

    More likely he’s some upper level Sanrio suit who’s only too glad to mug for the camera with the evil feline who’s put God knows how much yen in his pockets.

  37. Lynny says:

    Now, that is too extreme.

  38. kittyluv says:

    Though I don’t even notice the guys in Sanrio Stores carrying around Hello Kitty items like a human infant I really feel sorry for this guy.

  39. AsphyxiaChoke says:

    that there children … is the epitomy of a broken man without a penis.

  40. Mandii says:

    this dude is my hero. :D

  41. osiris says:

    I would love to go to japan its like strange is normal and lots hk.

  42. Storm says:

    I think he’s been shot and stuffed already.

  43. SHEENA says:

    My hubby does this all the time. I think he likes Hello Kitty more than I do. :D

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