Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from susana
Time: April 29, 2009, 3:45 pm

«Even worse is trying to figure out how to hold the damn bottle that doesn’t make you look like a Hello Kitty pervert».

PRICELESS!! xD

Comment from Ama
Time: April 29, 2009, 4:46 pm

Oh my! that’s just….
no words… I produce no words to describe this.
I feel for you to having to hold this while drinking!

Comment from ABW
Time: April 29, 2009, 5:48 pm

Love the HK concept, but the body-shaped bottle is a turnoff.

Comment from darlene
Time: April 29, 2009, 6:03 pm

What’s wrong with you that you can’t hold your own water? If you are going to ask your wife for water, you should be happy with anything that she gives you. I can’t believe that you have the nerve to complain when you wife does something nice for you. It shows your total lack of respect for her and for women in general.

These bottles are soooooo cute and only someone without any taste could ever see them as not being so. This shows your total lack of design knowledge and exposes you for the lies that you always say about Hello Kitty. Anyone would be proud to drink out of a bottle like any of those.

It will be nice when you learn to post the photos and keep your comments to yourself so that we could enjoy them for their true value instead of having to read your opinionated drivel, but every time you do, it shows everyone your true colors of not appreciating Hello Kitty or women in general.

Comment from BEAR
Time: April 29, 2009, 6:13 pm

darlene is a crazy, HK-obsessed feminist.

all her comments are about the poor HK-inflected sucker not treating his wife properly.

darlene should probably understand that at any point of time the wife feels disrespected, she sends the guy packing to the couch in the HK sleeping bag.

and while i love hello kitty, bottles-with-boobs are a little bit too much.

Comment from Ryn
Time: April 29, 2009, 6:53 pm

That is hysterical. I kind of want that last one, just for a little piece of bizzare.

Comment from kristal
Time: April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm

Darlene can bite it. No woman who respects her man would EVER hand him something like that (let alone be seen with something so tacky, wtf is wrong with her). I think his wife is the lucky one, since most sane men would head for the hills after being visually assaulted with this craziness – and from a GROWN woman – on a daily basis.

Comment from Indigo
Time: April 29, 2009, 8:54 pm

Dude, whatever else she is, Darlene is *not* a feminist. That would imply that she has some kind of concern over women as individuals and human beings, rather than as consumers of sparkly pink crap.

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: April 29, 2009, 10:24 pm

The last one is kind of cute.
Well, even HK-hater like me can be sometime swayed by such evil cunning HK marketing.

Comment from Catbunny
Time: April 29, 2009, 10:46 pm

I am kind of amused by this way of getting girls/women to drink more water. I do feel kind of sorry for guys (of both persuasions) if they have to drink out of a bottle of that shape, though. o.O

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 30, 2009, 1:07 am

Is it just me who’s thinking that any woman who’s proportioned like those bottles is a funny shape? (distances from boobs to waist and waist to hips look wrong)

Comment from danigirl
Time: April 30, 2009, 2:06 am

Darlene hun I think its time to up your meds because you are CRAZY!!!!!

Comment from Catherine
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:05 am

They really are adorable. I want the rock and roll one.
But, Kitteh is right they are shaped like Kim Kardashian.

Comment from JoMama
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:46 am

My 6 year old would love these, but then again, SHE’S 6!! Any self-respecting grown woman wouldn’t carry these and she certainly wouldn’t give them to her husband!! Mine would think I’d lost my mind if I bought these at the store, then expected him to drink out of it!

Comment from Lee
Time: April 30, 2009, 7:57 am

Shut it Kristal. While Darlene may be overly harsh, (and taking everything too seriously) those bottles are sooo cute *_* (and I’m not an HK fan) anyway they’re just bottles. Why is it so bad for a man to be seen drinking out of them?

Gotta respect yo’ man! Can’t let him be seen with a *gasp* a girly water bottle!

Anyway you’d think a guy would like drinking out of a bottle shaped like a curvaceous woman.

anyway I’m off to buy a bottle ?

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 30, 2009, 8:02 am

Actually I now think shoulders to boobs looks implausibly low too, unless the model was doing a bat impression?

Comment from miss kitten
Time: April 30, 2009, 8:34 am

the porportions on the bottle are actually fairly correct. they look way out of whack because the “waistline” of the fashions depicted on the bottle actually hits around the pubic bone area.

that said, i STILL wouldnt hand a bottle that looked like this to my hubby. bleargh!

Comment from Gail
Time: April 30, 2009, 11:25 am

What a great way to add a 500% mark up to the price of a bottle of water!!

Comment from Min
Time: April 30, 2009, 11:41 am

“Can’t hold your own water” Meheheh, that’s the sort of detail I don’t want to know about! Bottled water? That is what taps are for.

Comment from deidre
Time: April 30, 2009, 3:36 pm

Does darline have the SWiNE FLU because she is ill and not in a good way!!

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:47 pm

I bet these bottles are expensive. You know what the sad thing is? The labels are made of such material so that I would peel off the label–the other half of the reason to buy the bottle.

The labels don’t have bad designs on them though, I like the last one.

Comment from Rae
Time: April 30, 2009, 7:24 pm

Well, mineral water is supposed to help you feel a little healthier, thus making you that much skinner, so I guess I can see the concept, and I really don’t mind the designs, but I do agree that they’re more then likely be overly expensive and I know that I would ever give my boyfriend one of those.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 1, 2009, 1:02 am

@ Miss Kitten, I see where you’re coming from, and agree the skirt belt-lines are way too low on the “frame”.

Comment from Kitty
Time: May 1, 2009, 10:50 am

I suspect Gaultier will soon be sueing for copyright over its Classique perfume bottles. Hope he screws them.

Darlene you really are an obnoxious, inbred little air brained idiot. You’ve obviously never been laid, let alone been in close proximity to the male of the species. Or are you actually a closet gay who won’t admit it? Either way you really need help to grow up and accept this site is not about liking HK, IT’S ABOUT LOATHING THE FOOKIN THING AS ITS HIDEOUS, MALFORMED AND SOULD DESTROYINGLY EVIL.

Or is this concept too much for your vacuum head to compute?

Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: May 1, 2009, 12:16 pm

Preach on Kitty. I think Darlene just comes on here for attention because no one likes her/he/ or whatever it is.

I would get the last bottle just for my collection of horror related stuff.

As for drinking the water pr holding it our in public, yeah right I would rather slit my wrists and call it a day. If my husband ever brought one of these home with him, I may just have to divorce him on the fact that he may be gay. No same hetero man would ever be caught dead with one of these.

Comment from danigirl
Time: May 1, 2009, 2:41 pm

Darlene if you only want to see the photos heres a crazy idea: look at the photos, don’t read the text and please shut up

Comment from Indiana
Time: May 2, 2009, 12:36 am

Wow. It Looks like a barbie without the head and a hello kitty picture plastered on the bottle.

Darlene, your on the road of me stuffing you into the HK pinata.
….and bashing it until you admit you will get a life.

O: THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY! (where I live anyway)

I LOVE IT! Thank you Mr. HKH.

Comment from Shar
Time: May 2, 2009, 7:21 am

People still believe Darlene is serious after all this time? Whatever she is, she’s a highly entertaining aspect of this blog and I hope she NEVER shuts up.

I want to get one of these bottles just for the sheer kitsch value. =)

Comment from Acton
Time: May 2, 2009, 10:35 am

Looks like smart marketing to me. I would dump the water and fill it with Hello Kitty Beer

As for Darline, folks if she rile you up she has succeeded in her purpose. Just take her with a grain of salt.

Comment from Kitty
Time: May 2, 2009, 10:57 am

Oh I know that, but its just so much damned fun yelling at her instead

Comment from mandy
Time: May 2, 2009, 11:09 am

DARLENE YOU ARE STUPID GET A LIFE. IF YOU LOVE HELLO KITTY SO MUCH, STOP READING A BLOG CALLED “HELLO KITTY HELL!!!!!!” YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!!!!!

Comment from sansicarus
Time: May 2, 2009, 6:20 pm

I like the rocker too, but I’m a little worried that drinking from the bottle would look like I was biting the head off a fairy.

Comment from Hannah
Time: May 3, 2009, 7:46 am

Darlene isn’t even a funny troll anymore. Seriously, the first few times, it was a riot, but now it’s all the same stuff. “You need to respect your wife!” over and over isn’t funny or clever. Come on Darlene, your shtick is getting stale. But some people react so violently no matter what you say, I guess you don’t need to be legitimately funny or interesting. All you need is a tl;dr post much like this one.

These bottles are creepy.

Comment from Liz
Time: May 3, 2009, 1:33 pm

Darlene, you aren’t even funny to mock anymore. You’re like one of those annoying as all get out people that listen to every other word the other person says. I refuse to even justify your rant by correcting you, because at least I know I can read and you ‘re partially illiterate.
In fact, I’ve come up with a way to carry the HK bottle. Take it carefully by the lid between your thumb and finger and hold it between elbow and arm’s length away from you. Avoid making a face like you’ve smelled something rotten as you steadily take paces two to three feet long towards the nearest table or bench. Leave it there. Explain to any concerned that you are leaving the first runner or poor thirsty person to come along a “cute” and well appreciated drink. Then go and buy yourself a normal bottle of water. Problem solved! Too bad we can’t ditch Darlene…

Comment from Kelvin yet to brush shoulders with Hello Kitty
Time: May 3, 2009, 9:18 pm

Very interesting site!

Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: May 4, 2009, 11:55 am

It’s just fun to yell at Darlene because I can’t yell at the people in my office so I take it out on he/she/it. It helps with the release of anger Besides Darlene likes the attention.

Comment from Hinamori
Time: May 4, 2009, 12:15 pm

@darlene.
Why are YOU insulting him?
He’s allowed to have an opinion right?
This website is called ‘Hello Kitty HELL’. Do you think it’s gonna be positive, happy things about Hello Kitty?…
NO.
You are so annoying.
Insulting women is he? Hardly! Your practically insulting men.
Two words.
Shut up.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 5, 2009, 2:37 am

I agree; Mr HKH, if, as some of us suspect, Darlene is actually your wife, will you tell her we’re fed up with her one-note rants, and if she’s not, will you block her IP address please?

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 5, 2009, 2:39 am

Oh yeah; I’d at least think about dating the rock chick too, despite her being an HK fan.

Comment from Fiona
Time: May 5, 2009, 2:43 pm

You know, I would only buy it to collect them. But won’t drink out of them. That just seems creepy…it would be like you’re drinking the soul of a decapitated Hello Kitty. ::shudders::

But yeah, those are going to be freakishly expensive and mostly a collectors item to us HK people.

p.s. Darlene, honey, you need to just chill a bit. My boyfriend makes fun of me about HK yet still respects me. Stop being a troll here and go to 4chan for attention, they like your kind of crazy there. ^.~

Comment from Juli
Time: May 5, 2009, 11:24 pm

Ok, I’d be be disturbed if my husband was drinking out of bottles that looked like that!

Comment from Isabelle
Time: May 7, 2009, 8:02 pm

@darlene

GO AWAY!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! nobody likes your stupid comments. your the only one who thinks that mr.hkl should stop writing! But his blog rocks and nobody likes how seriously you take this blog!

Comment from Moriyah
Time: May 8, 2009, 3:01 pm

those bottles fail as enticing. There should be bottles wearing lingerie sicnce hk marketing is basically pimping out hk.

More garbage made to add to the piles that already exist. One day we’ll have a planet covered in hk crap alone.

So sad.

Comment from tina
Time: May 8, 2009, 9:27 pm

What’s wrong with hello kitty?

Comment from Vicious Kitty x33
Time: May 10, 2009, 4:34 am

This is actually one of the cuter things on here.. Maybe if it wasn’t kittyfied, it’d be better. :]

Comment from Not A Kitty
Time: May 11, 2009, 4:48 am

I wonder why the cap isn’t shaped like Hello Kitty’s head?

Comment from Sharon
Time: May 11, 2009, 9:57 am

These might actually be kind of cute… if the entire planet wasn’t buried waist deep in Kitty crap already. These people have no concept of “enough is enough.”

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 12, 2009, 12:17 am

@ Sharon, that’s kind of the point really. HK marketting tat goes waay beyond what would be products that you might actually want your 6YO girl to have.

Comment from sexyretard
Time: May 16, 2009, 6:34 am

darlene will never find a man because of her crazy head that men are the slaves and they should worship her darlene you are one crazy @#%&*

Comment from Dragoncat
Time: June 4, 2009, 5:57 pm

Has anyone else suspected that “Darlene” may very well be a pseudonym for his wife?

She never argues with anyone. She makes her one comment and then disappears.

Comment from Karen
Time: June 13, 2009, 3:16 am

You complete ass. if you hate hello kitty sooooo much than take her out of your life completely. take all that hello kitty crap and burn it, dump your wife and start an online game where the goal is to kill hello kitty and anyone who likes her, isasinate the CEO of sanrio but stop ruining other peoples perception about her. If they want to spend their life idolizing her, fine!!!!! People obsess over chocolate but no one complains about it even though its really bad for you unlike HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from riddlywalker
Time: June 14, 2009, 8:38 am

hello kitty litter tray?

Comment from Cassie
Time: June 17, 2009, 8:22 am

wow, that’s awesome… where can i buy it?

Comment from Emi
Time: June 24, 2009, 7:53 am

OK I’ve read this blog for about a year and I think Darlene now only comments to get attn. because she knows if she makes absurd remarks than she will get a whole lot of attn. Coming from a sane 14 yr old

Comment from CrazyPeopleIveWorkedWith
Time: July 16, 2009, 8:35 am

Maybe I’m crazy, but I kinda like ‘em….

Comment from Jean
Time: July 16, 2009, 10:28 pm

Where can I buy one of these bottles? They are adorable.

Comment from annie
Time: July 18, 2009, 6:18 pm

wow i didn’t know this site existed until i followed the link from the blog cake wrecks! haha but anyways, i am a huge fan of hello kitty and i don’t follow everything that comes out with hello kitty so i think this site is awesome in a good way haha. so for the creator of this hello kitty hell site , thank you! i might check this regularly now

Comment from EterGrobie
Time: July 21, 2009, 4:53 pm

I’m a girl, and those bottles are scary O_O Any bottle shaped like that is scary! O_O

Other members of my gender are DEFENDING those things!?

O_O O_O

Comment from Gracee
Time: July 28, 2009, 6:33 am

LOL i do rather like hello kitty , but Hk marketing has gone wayy over the top with some of their stuff xD
i saw this hello kitty honeymoon suite i was slightly scared ;] xD

Comment from Fred
Time: August 1, 2009, 4:44 am

I’d hit it.

Comment from autumn
Time: August 4, 2009, 5:23 pm

OMG! that has got 2 b the hottest most crazy-cute thing EVER!! (then again,im only 9 yrs old & i would love anything hello kitty

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