Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Vlad
Time: June 30, 2009, 9:44 am

Ouch… That phone is horrid….

Comment from Kitty
Time: June 30, 2009, 10:21 am

Shoot them, shoot them all!

Or arrange for electric shocks delivered directly through the phone, whichever causes greatest amusement for innocent bystanders.

Comment from Christina
Time: June 30, 2009, 11:01 am

How do you talk on something covered like that? X_X

Comment from acton
Time: June 30, 2009, 11:27 am

The problem is where do you store the phone with out eventually smash all the effort that was put into this phone.

Comment from danigirl
Time: June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm

eep, you said it MR.HKH this is gaudy to no end, as an avid HK fan I wouldn’t be caught dead with that thing

Comment from melora
Time: June 30, 2009, 2:52 pm

Who’s looking at the phone, what poor creature died to create her purse?

Comment from TofuKat
Time: June 30, 2009, 3:26 pm

damn. That purse looks like she killed Hello Kitty’s “ugly” stepsister.

What has the world come to that the bag and the phone are considered fashion?!!

Comment from Josie
Time: July 1, 2009, 1:00 am

Wow. Is that even a phone? Looks more like a wedding centerpiece to me. And I agree, the handbag is horrifying…

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 1, 2009, 1:01 am

I have seen a bigger “mobile telephone”, back when they were first invented, and looked like a landline handset with a motorcycle battery under it!

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 1, 2009, 1:02 am

Also, just WTF is that fur stuff strapped to her belt!?

Comment from Sarah
Time: July 1, 2009, 4:01 am

Yikes. That’s an impressive level of gauche. It’s like they gave a Bedazzler and a cake decorating kit to someone with impulse control problems.

Is… is that a barbie purse stuck to the lower left corner of the phone? Talk about two bad things that go worse together. No, nevermind. I don’t want to know.

PS: I found something that might cheer you up. The link goes to a picture of Hagar the Horrible decapitating Hello Kitty. Death to the feline overlord!

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 1, 2009, 4:59 am

@Kitteh
Its her purse.

Comment from Rhianimator
Time: July 1, 2009, 6:44 am

It seems fitting that a phone that gaudy would be tucked into that plushy abomination she calls a purse. It’s like someone skinned out a gray teddy bear, then decided that spray-painted brown stripes would somehow make it look more real, then raided their stash of cheap goth gear for the upper half and the straps.

Comment from Gail
Time: July 1, 2009, 8:23 am

I like the way it looks (i.e. the pinkness of it), but it’s a little too clunky and, oh yeah, gay!

Comment from Kitty
Time: July 1, 2009, 10:31 am

I for one wish to see this Hagar the Horrible image

Melora, do not worry, the purse is made of lemmings that committed suicide.

Comment from nola
Time: July 1, 2009, 11:05 am

where did she get that? I want one!

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: July 1, 2009, 1:02 pm

> where did she get that? I want one!

I don’t think you can get it from a store.
You can buy decoration parts from a store then you need to build your own.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 2, 2009, 12:52 am

@ Catherine, maybe it’s just me being Scottish, but it looks more like 4 sporrans flying in close formation than a single anything!

@ Sarah, thanks, but the Viking is surely Erik the Red (aka Erik Bloodaxe) rather than Hagar the Horrible, who has every bit as individual an appearance as HK does?

Comment from danigirl
Time: July 2, 2009, 1:09 am

wow the asylum must have severley restricted Darlene’s internet accsess but I hat to say it I kind of miss the insane ramblings of a pshychotic person

Comment from aybee
Time: July 2, 2009, 4:59 am

Love how creative she got with decorating her phone. Its really cute, though probably a b*tch to maintain. And I agree its not the phone that really disturbs me. Its that bag. WTF!

Comment from Sharon
Time: July 2, 2009, 6:47 am

@ Rhianimator and kitty: Great rofl descriptions!

Comment from YTSL
Time: July 2, 2009, 8:01 am

To see a cuter Hello Kitty:-
http://webs-of-significance.blogspot.com/2009/07/hello-again-hello-kitty.html

And to Hello Kitty Hell guy — sorry if I add to your pain but I was wondering… does McDonald’s in Japan have Hello Kitty promotions like the Hong Kong McDonald’s is once again doing?

Comment from Kitty
Time: July 2, 2009, 10:35 am

*ratchets 6 bore loaded with Dragons Breath cartidges*

Run YTSL, RUN! >:D

Comment from anonymous
Time: July 2, 2009, 12:04 pm

I hate to admit it, but I love it. I’m going to do that to my iphone.

Comment from anonymous
Time: July 2, 2009, 4:19 pm

So many posts and no rant from darlene. WoooHooo!!

Comment from Bonnie
Time: July 2, 2009, 8:34 pm

It’s cute, but everything looks too jumbled together, like she just glued random pretty crafty bits around the HK head.
Your wife should get one with a bunch of little Hello Kitty charms hanging off it! And charms of things Hello Kitty likes- like her rabbbit, apples, strawberries, hearts, etc…

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 3, 2009, 12:43 am

[reaches down into archive, and lifts HK assault rifle]

Be afraid YTSL, be very afraid!!

Comment from diana
Time: July 3, 2009, 5:51 am

that phone is not nearly as horrid as her bag!!

Comment from DanBoy
Time: July 3, 2009, 7:37 am

The phone is enough but what is she wearing? Show us more!

PS: Just stumbled across this blog a month ago and have laughed every day. Thanks!

Comment from Kitty
Time: July 3, 2009, 10:48 am

@ Kitteh: naaaaaaah dragons breath cartridges are soooooooooo much more fun.

Comment from mabel
Time: July 3, 2009, 11:33 am

forget the phone, look at the crazy bag!

Comment from YTSL
Time: July 3, 2009, 8:21 pm

@ Kity and Kitteh – Teeheehee re your comments. Noticed that Mr Hello Kitty Hell has yet to respond. Maybe he fainted away? (Nah, actually get the feeling that he’s less faint hearted than that! ;b)

Comment from Cat
Time: July 4, 2009, 4:55 am

Jesus Christ, that thing is UGLY!!! And I’m with the posters on the WTF is that furry thing? bit. :/

My Hello Kitty obsession is limited to a couple tiny vinyl figures on my stereo, a few assorted office supplies, and a soon-to-be-ordered black HK wheel cover. I live in AZ where wheel covers are required unless you want third degree burns on your hands in the summer, so I might as well get one with a little panache.

But dear God. If I had something like that I should probably be taken out in the desert and shot. Hmm…I wonder if it would be possible to have an Aliens-themed one (the acid spitting critters) to counter the…saccharine? It’d be just as tacky but cool in a horror movie sort of way.

Comment from maisieblue
Time: July 4, 2009, 9:14 am

wooooooooooooooooooow!!! i want one!!! thats so brilliant!!! !!!

Comment from lea
Time: July 6, 2009, 12:12 am

did she bring the bag in for a haircut too?

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 6, 2009, 1:41 am

@ Kitty, I’m not familiar with Dragon’s Breath shotgun cartridges. I am familiar with Samuel’s line from Pulp Fiction – “AK-47, when you absolutely, positively, have to kill every Oedipus complex sufferer in the room.”

Comment from Jere
Time: July 6, 2009, 4:59 pm

lol
its cute
& your funny
my boyfriend talks about how he will end up like you
i love hk
& you know you do too….
secretly of course!

Comment from kitty
Time: July 7, 2009, 1:28 am

bling hello kitty phone.. wa tt’s sexy and pretty cool..

Comment from Liz
Time: July 7, 2009, 1:17 pm

That can’t be comfortable to carry around in your pocket.

Comment from Sharon
Time: July 7, 2009, 5:12 pm

While I am sure this was not your intention, I always come to your site to find the latest and greatest HK products If I was much, much younger I would carry this in a heartbeat!

Comment from melanie
Time: July 7, 2009, 11:26 pm

Kinda gaughty but cuuute! If you look closely I think her nails have hello kitty on them too!

Comment from keiva
Time: July 8, 2009, 2:56 pm

hi this for the haters i luv the phone i think its cute. and for your information the purse is a tough of class something that is way out of ur price range.. the purse is nice something you have never seen cauz you can’t afford it lol anyway ilike the phone and would like to kno where she got it from

Comment from keiva
Time: July 8, 2009, 2:58 pm

oh yea the purse is an chinchila for ur info

Comment from Leah
Time: July 9, 2009, 4:50 pm

It’s not actually a hello kitty phone, just an iphone with the case over it lol.

Comment from darlene
Time: July 10, 2009, 8:10 am

That’s the most beautiful phone ever and shows the creativity that Hello Kitty fans all have. The fact that you continue to no appreciate your wife when she lends her your phone shows that you have no respect for her or Hello Kitty. If a woman saw a man with a phone like that, she would immediately know that he had all the self confidence in the world and would be a great catch. That is what you fail to understand. By showing how much you hate Hello Kitty all the time, you show how unmanly you really are for the world to see.

Comment from Miyuu
Time: July 10, 2009, 8:40 pm

Now THERE’S something that’s familiar to me. Teenage days, 2001 – 2005; Christ, this is a reminder of me back in those days. -___-” BUT I STILL LIKE IT! Haha, it’s actually nice seeing people do it. It sucks because over here nobody does it. & also, I have to order online for my crap. Rawr. But yeah, it’s nice… but I bet you it bulgy, right? Yeah. I had a period in my life where I’d put whatever’s cute in it. But then I put it in my school bag and they fell apart. I was crying the whole day. So then I started using more simple accessories(: Hopefully, your wife will tone it down a little when she realizes that her hard work on that phone CRUMBLES down.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 14, 2009, 3:52 pm

@ Kitteh! It is just UGLY!

Comment from amy
Time: July 15, 2009, 12:18 am

I WANT IT! I WANT IT!!!!!! i see it as beautiful art. i can see her nails are pretty much the same as her phone.

Comment from alissa
Time: July 16, 2009, 4:45 pm

This isn’t a hello kitty phone by the way

It’s a case for an iPhone

There on sale on ebay

Get your facts straight

Comment from CINTA
Time: July 18, 2009, 6:15 am

How cute ^^!

I want one too =P!

Comment from evilfeline
Time: July 18, 2009, 6:44 am

Considering the other comments, you might want to stop worrying about the phone and start worrying about the hideous and probably egregiously expensive bag. I’m sure your wife is a lovely person in all other ways, but I have to say that I’m glad I’m not a man and therefore don’t have to ever be married to a woman with a Hello Kitty fixation.

Comment from paula
Time: July 22, 2009, 6:24 pm

lol i have that case too =]

Comment from alyss
Time: July 23, 2009, 12:07 pm

…If that weren’t hk, I’d want it >>;

Comment from Kitten
Time: August 11, 2009, 2:58 pm

i will marry that phone…

Comment from Anonymous
Time: August 18, 2009, 12:17 pm

Dude, if this image’s not mirrored, they commited an error. It’s Mimmy who has the bow at this side of her head (also, her bow’s yellow). And I’m not even a fan, I just watched two or three episodes of that anime when I was younger. I hate photographic memory.

And Darlene’s a troll, because if she was a true fan, she’d have noticed the FAIL and said it’s a despicable shame to commit such an error.

Hello Kitty may be cute, but HK junkies are just icky.

Comment from Kitten
Time: August 18, 2009, 2:05 pm

Anonymous rules!
i didnt even see it, i was busy looking at the glitter and the poor bag (*^_^*)
darlene is a troll, i agree…

Comment from allie
Time: September 14, 2009, 7:57 pm

I LIKE THAT! lmao while yes i can understand why some people wouldnt like that but i think its cute. i kinda can’t look away lmao

Comment from Holly
Time: September 19, 2009, 8:11 pm

I don’t know what’s worse… The purse or the phone.

Comment from Alayna
Time: September 23, 2009, 12:37 pm

LOL i`m sorry i`m more concerned about that bag she`s carrying . its pure elegance (sarcasm) outshines the phone … SMH

Comment from holly
Time: October 14, 2009, 8:58 am

wheres that phone case from!!???