Hello Kitty Cell Phone
My wife finally got herself a Hello Kitty cell phone, but since the official Hello Kitty cell phones weren’t Hello Kittified enough for her taste, she instead had this monstrosity custom made:
Since I don’t have a cell phone, my wife insisted that I take hers when I went out shopping yesterday in case she thought of some other things to add to the list she had given me. There’s definitely a Hello Kitty Hell law that states that when someone is living in Hello Kitty Hell and is forced to take some Hello Kitty branded item with them, the moment that that item will need to be used will be at the most embarrassing moment possible. Thus the phone rang right at the moment that I was in the most crowded section of the grocery store.
There is nothing that exudes “strange foreigner” in Japan more than a six foot three inch tall guy taking out a hideously blinged out Hello Kitty cell phone that is playing the Hello Kitty theme song as the ringtone in the middle of a crowded grocery store and having to explain that, “no, I am not lying and pretending I can’t find the Hello Kitty sausages you wanted. They aren’t here” and “yes, I do agree (because I don’t want to sleep in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag tonight) that Hello Kitty pancakes are wonderful and it is also beyond me why the grocery store doesn’t stock Hello Kitty brand pancake mix.”
After talking and hanging up, I of course have every single mother and child in that area of the store looking at me with a raised eyebrow trying to decide if I am just a weird foreigner that likes Hello Kitty or some freaked out lunatic that has no grasp of the reality that grown men don’t have Hello Kitty cell phones (with the latter usually winning out). I immediately sulk away where upon the phone rings again and the entire process starts anew.
And the sad part is that is nothing unusual for a day in Hello Kitty Hell…
Posted: August 24th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
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WOW WOW WOW
i’d love it!!!!!
….im hissing @ my computer monitor right now…….its that appauling >=|
oh thats so so funny but i luv hello kitty im looking for a HELLO KITTY cell phone (im only 10)
ewwwwwwwwwww…. ORRIBLE ORRIBLE ORRIBLE ORRIBLE……..is soooooo ugly…
do you like hate hello kitty or something i have hello kitty room!
The phone rocks but how much are the sold for?
This can be done at Momoberry in LA, Cali where they will rhinestone the Hk stuff. I have a designer HK Nokia 6010 but that is repulsive.
although i dont like the flowers.rest is good
i lovvvvvvvvvvve hello kitty i have everything hello kitty at home its so cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life. I sure hope that you “accidentally” dropped it and backed over it with your car. Over and over again.
love
i hate hello kitty actually yeah……. :[
that must have been akward…
but i would have laughed @ you.
the cell phone was probably expensive….
after reading a few of your entries i can only say, you poor smuck.
obviously your wife has no sense of personal boundries.
but i know someone who deserves to be in hello kitty hell, my step dad. instead of getting even a cheap cell phone of his own he always borrows my mom’s. the problem is he drops it, scratches it, bangs it around. in other words stuff he would gladly hang us by our toes for if we ever did it to any thing of HIS. so im going to show this pic to my mom and encourage her to have hers done just like it. he will never even touch it again. mwa ha ha.
it is actually not very cute but a little bit overdone =x
i sympathize with u for carrying this thing especially that you are a man. lol.
OMG! I WOULD HATE TO TAKE THAT OUT IN PUPLIC.WAY TO SPARKLY!
Awww….. Poor you!
But man… What a FUGLY PHONE!!! That’s so not bling! It’s so ugly that I rather use a brick as my phone and have “bob the builder” ringtone on it!
i suppose you didn’t know that there are actual hello kitty cellphones that are completely filled with everything hello kitty even the song hah. yup there is wall papers and everything even the cover and some of the buttons i would send you a link but i won’t :]
Woah! That is just wrong. And that’s coming from a HK fanatic herself. Your site has helped me see the error of my ways. I will contain my HK squeeing and never, EVER, make my husbeast eat anything HK nor allow any HK accessory to inhabit my kitchen. From now on I will limit HK to the odd piece of jewelry, cute accessory and small pieces of phone bling (on the strap only). I will never, EVER, expect the husbeast to wear or use any HK item.
that is so awesome wat u can do with that phone i did that to my phone too!!!
i saw the phone it looks ugly but i did see some cute hk cell phones on ebay they are really cute later
how from where can i get it?
Wow dude, that is just…
sad.
will you get your wife to design my cell with hk stuff? ?
xoxox lmao I love her too,.
Haha, coming from first hand experience, she must’ve spent a LOONGGG time decorating that. But she should’ve held back on the bling. Sparkly things are nice sometimes but that phone is just… NO. Trust me, looking back at my teenage days in Japan, this really was my FAVORITE thing to do. You know, decorating my cellphone & all that crap. So it’s not so surprising to me that your wife did it.
… But you’re a dude. And you have to USE it.
*sigh* I feel so sorry for you, man.
They sparkle in the light, don’t they?
You poor, poor man. D:
Next thing you know, your house phone will be blinged out.
And when your dude friends come over…
… -____-” GOODLUCK(:
I do believe you’ll need it.
Why don’t you let your wife go shopping from now on?
how much is this?
and where did you buy this?
Your wife is the most awesome person alive. I developed my HK obsession after my son was born (I thought I was having a girl, lol). And it has not stopped. Sometimes it goes on hiatus…
My husband is part Japanese but he is also about 6’3. Now I know one more way to torture him. Yay me!
I never thought of the Hello Kitty sleeping bag trick either.. hmm.
there’s a hello kitty THEME SONG? oook, going back to my rock.
Lol I have a friend who has a custom Hello Kitty phone, it’s not as pink and girly as that one
I understand asain phones, with the intence amount of rhinestones and such……but to the point where theres LAYERS and ROSES on your phone that’s a too much, you can barely tell what kind of phone it is! if you want HK on your phone you put a sticker >_>
Wow I even wish to have a Hello Kitty cellphone. But I dont think my mom would even let me because for sure it costs a lot of money besides were like pretty broke cause my sisters Quinceanera is coming up this November14 at San Franciscoo and it going 2 be hella cool because tallest building 52 floor and u could see the whole view of San Francisco u could even see Alcatraz..My mom even told me one time I am going to give u the digital camera of Hello Kitty that was when we were at the Hello Kittty store at Milipitas.The hing is that I dont even know how much it costs!…………….
OH yah LOL! ummm well I am A big fan of Hello Kitty the only thing that I do have is the carpet in my rooo and the bed I also hav ethe backpack.Talking about that one guy it must be very cool knowing A guy that likes Hello Kitty the cool thing about him is that he dousent care and its also pretty funny because it could look pretty GAY or whatever but he must be very cool guy! LOL!……………
My husband can really understand how you feel because I love Hello Kitty very much…
If I where you I would get my own cell.LOL!!!!!!
But then you would not have this story and I will not be going LOL.So this is better…for me not you.
i do feel for you, no matter how HK fanatic i am, carrying a horrendous cellphone is like taking a chlorine bath T_T
i went through something similar like this my friend i got er for a graduation gift exchange i ended up making her a hello kitty phone cover for he sidekick and when i gave it to her she screamed and spun me around due to the fact that i am lighter than her, a year younger, and i am only 5 feet tall and she is like 5’2 or 5’3
dude, wow, get a frikking cell phone? XDDDD
that thing is beautiful though 8D
Oh dear!
I love kitty but that is… wow!
my first cp
worst than my phone
this is my cp
WOW–this is quite the eyepopping cellphone your wife has there. I can’t decide if this is an example of kitsh taken to the tacky extreme or a sparkly piece of post-modern Art. What I do know is that if your wife ever wanted to make a little extra money I’ll bet should could turn a tidy profit pimping out custom designed HK cellphones. Cheers, this is one HK that is actually kinda cool.
where can i find the phone case