Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 7, 2009, 10:31 am

I get first post? cool.

Think we can raid Sanrio and use these on them repeatedly until their nervous systems give up?

#2 Comment from acton
Time: July 7, 2009, 11:02 am

Another photoshopped product, perhaps you wife need to use a taser on you, think of it as home shock therapy.

Another “Feminine protection” product?

#3 Comment from leslie
Time: July 7, 2009, 12:20 pm

well it has an advantage of surprise. you pull this out the guy is like”what ? are you kidding? bwahahahaaaaaaaack!”

#4 Comment from Tragic
Time: July 7, 2009, 12:32 pm

I want that like so, so much!
FTP’er … but I had to comment – that’s my HK dream!

#5 Comment from Liz
Time: July 7, 2009, 1:15 pm

That may actually be a good movie prop…

#6 Comment from Fossil Huntress
Time: July 7, 2009, 3:11 pm

I had to come and check this out. From the makers of “we will bring you shyte you do not need” comes the ultimate kitty accessory. Hot damn. ; )

#7 Comment from Linh
Time: July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

I SOOOO WANT THIS. It will go great with my pink mace pepper spray.

#8 Comment from danigirl
Time: July 8, 2009, 1:07 am

I want one!!!

#9 Comment from Indiana
Time: July 8, 2009, 2:22 am

Well… *sighs*

Hello kitty isn’t that sweet anymore is it? Even putting pink on the taser gun doesn’t help. Though many 13 year old girls need Taser guns, don’t they?

I’d buy it, if I was going to get killed by a pedophile. It would be helpful in the escape of a kidnapping too.

#10 Comment from Gail
Time: July 8, 2009, 5:48 am

I did a Google search for “Hello Kitty Taser Gun” to find out if this is a real product or a keen Photoshop job, as claimed by Acton. While I did get quite a few page hits on this product, they ALL apear to link back to Hello Kitty Hell as the source article. I also did a search on the Sanrio official online store and it turned up zero results for the product. Lastly, if you take look at this link
http://www.mspink.net/2008/02/27/pink-self-defense-pretty-in-pink-stun-guns/
You’ll see a taser gun exactly like the one pictured in this post, minus (of course) the Hello Kitty Logo. My conclusion: this is a very entertaining photoshop job indeed.

#11 Comment from Sharon
Time: July 8, 2009, 6:07 am

@ Gail

Re that page: I got my biggest laugh from the Pink Stinger.

#12 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 8, 2009, 11:01 am

electro charge seal arse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#14 Comment from Stevo
Time: July 8, 2009, 3:07 pm

This is not an official TASER product. Read here – http://blog.taser.com/2009/07/in-regards-to-that-hello-kitty-taser-c2/

#15 Comment from opossumfeather
Time: July 8, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well if you can buy the pink tazer all that is required for the inventive hello kitty nut is some stickers and maybe some glitter and jewels

#16 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 8, 2009, 5:47 pm

and feathers, its gotta have feathers.

#17 Comment from danigirl
Time: July 9, 2009, 1:01 am

hell no to feather

#18 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 9, 2009, 9:50 am

No feathers? But they’ll give that piquant tickling sensation as your entire nervous system is fried from the inside.

#19 Comment from acton
Time: July 9, 2009, 4:03 pm

Busted

#20 Comment from darlene
Time: July 10, 2009, 7:49 am

So what you’re saying is that you are against women protecting themselves? Hello Kitty protects women so this is a perfect product that is cute and useful. Hello Kitty allows us to feel safe and secure while being fashionable. The one that should be tasered is you for always distorting what Hello Kitty is all about.

#21 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 10, 2009, 10:37 am

No darlene, its worrying that Sanrio are marketing a childs thing on a taser gun. but nice to see you back

#22 Comment from Nobody
Time: July 10, 2009, 3:42 pm

I’m not a hello kitty fan.

But.

I have a feeling this is shopped. ;P

#23 Comment from Business101
Time: July 12, 2009, 10:10 am

Next up, the Hello Kitty Electric Chair…

#24 Comment from Maria
Time: July 13, 2009, 6:26 am

G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S. Feminine Protection!!

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#26 Comment from angelcarrot
Time: July 16, 2009, 7:58 am

A girl’s gotta protect herself And it’s real. They sold them in the bazaars in Thailand. I’m not sure if they’re genuinely from Sanrio, but they do exist.

#27 Comment from deb
Time: July 16, 2009, 8:17 am

“Hello Kitty allows women to feel safe and secure, while being fashionable”?? Fashionable?I can’t even type this without laughing!

What a warm and fuzzy world it must be if all we need is Hello Kitty to protect us!! (she typed, trying to catch her breath –whooo–hhaaaa–good times)

#28 Comment from Maggiethecat
Time: July 19, 2009, 4:56 am

Pink HK Taser – nice. Dolores Umbridge would approve.

#29 Comment from kelly.
Time: July 19, 2009, 9:53 pm

man. if i WAS ever going to buy something that was Hello Kitty. It would be a taser gun. For the pure irony of it all. Too bad it doesn’t exist.

and Darlene. I’m just curious as to what HK is all about? Where I’m from, tasers kill people.

#30 Comment from yo
Time: July 20, 2009, 1:10 pm

like wtf darlene that is just wrong
Basically Your Saying Tazers Are Good lol that makes sense
maybe you should get back to your cage

#31 Comment from Bri
Time: July 24, 2009, 1:07 pm

Honestly I prefer things like chococat or my melody to hello kitty… she doesn’t have a mouth… it’s creepy. but, the tazer thing is awesome. i think policemen should start carrying these… and maybe hello kitty uniforms… maybe it would improve their image.. :3

#32 Comment from thebewilderness
Time: July 26, 2009, 3:35 pm

There are a number of lipstick style tasers being marketed to women as self defense devices. You can’t get 50,000 volts out of a 9 volt battery. Do the math.
They are so weak that they are only effective in ratcheting up the violence.
Dear Darlene,
It is about marketing and only about marketing. Your safety is of no interest beyond the fact that your fear for your safety will prompt you to purchase a useless product.

#33 Comment from …
Time: August 15, 2009, 3:27 am

this would be good at fooling a mugger >:)

mugger:hand over your money!

me:*takes out taser*

mugger:you’re gonna use THAT? HAHHAHAHAHAHA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

#34 Comment from mi
Time: September 14, 2009, 8:46 am

I am looking for a taser, as I am a woman, I walk alone at night sometimes and I’ve already been mugged once. looking at his just brought a smile to my face. What could be better than tazing a mugger or worse when they try to atack you? tase them with hello kitty of course!

I have to get me one of these

#35 Comment from Cindi
Time: September 22, 2009, 9:39 pm

this I kinna see the point. whoever mug you probably won’t ever think this pink thing is a taser. Element of surprise baby.

and I agree with mi, the irony of the situation if you taze a robber/rapist with this…oh man

#36 Comment from diana
Time: October 17, 2009, 12:37 pm

I want it!!! it is so cute!! hahahaha

#37 Comment from Clover
Time: December 18, 2009, 5:42 pm

Hey look at it this way you get the same pain looking at it as you do using it on yourself. =)

#38 Comment from Tabsy
Time: January 2, 2010, 2:31 pm

I think what Darlene is trying to say in some sort of intelligent way, is that it’s important to be stylish and cute while zapping the beejeesuz out of people. Besides, what if some jerk does try to steal your HK money out of your HK wallet out of your HK Ghetto booty jeans????

Oh, wait. How many women keep their wallets in their jeans??
And how many guys like the HK stuff here?