Eyeshadow


The thing that is so annoying with Hello Kitty fanatics is that they take things too literally. Most people who buy makeup use it as it is supposed to be used. Not Hello Kitty fanatics. When a Hello Kitty fanatic buys Hello Kitty makeup, they think that they are actually supposed to draw a Hello Kitty with it:

hello-kitty-eyeshadow

Of course, this is infinitely better than the Hello Kitty contacts, but that simply proves that the world is in a sad state when it’s possible to name something that is worse than this. My wife’s bright idea? Combine the Hello Kitty eyeshadow with the Hello Kitty contacts so that Hello Kitty will be staring at you 24/7 — now that’s truly the definition of Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Chrissey who should have to wear Hello Kitties on her face daily for the next year for giving my wife such an idea and thinking for even an instant that something good could come out of sending me something like this…

Update: You knew that it wouldn’t stop with one…

hello kitty eye shadow

Sent in by wallo567

Hello Kitty red eyeshadow

Sent in by Gloria

Even dolls apparently need this…

doll with hello kitty eyeshadow

Sent in by Lucy

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48 Responses to Eyeshadow

  1. Kitteh!! says:

    Regardless of my feelings about HK marketting tat, I have to admire the patience and artistry that went into producing this drawing.

  2. Morgan says:

    wow…
    that’s scary someone would actually spend a hour or more drawing on their own or someones else eyelid and then have the thing wiped off in about 3 to 6 hours.

  3. acton says:

    I amazed if real, somebody can do such detail on a small scale.

  4. danigirl says:

    OMG why didn’t I think of this first I love it!!!!

  5. Indiana says:

    Funny, she’s gonna wipe that off in about couple hours anyway.

    Unless she’s a tranny from a strip club.

  6. kit says:

    so trying this later….

  7. Majda says:

    I actually find this impressive. It takes a looooot of patience to draw that small of a pic.

  8. Symphony says:

    Aw, that’s adorable(:
    But, that musta took forever, seriously, I’d never do that just to have it wiped off later.

  9. Malik says:

    It’s scary, that someone will put so much time and effort into the drawing, yet not even make it HK. I suppose that makes it a very little better, though not enough.

  10. edward says:

    @Indiana

    Honestly? Was that necessary? You could have left it at the first sentence and been fine.

  11. Zoƫ says:

    there’s a youtube makeup tutorial that goes along with that picture

  12. Kitteh!! says:

    Yeah, that’s either the sister, or the result of someone drawing in a mirror and reversing left and right.

  13. Megan says:

    I don’t even remember how I stumbled on your blog this morning, but I’ve been reading it for the past half hour. It’s hilarious! I really couldn’t care less about HK either way, but I love the intensity of the love/hate for HK the readers here have. I needed a laugh today of all days as my mother is suffering from cancer and I just found out a childhood friend was killed in the line of duty yesterday. What could have been a miserable morning turned into plenty of giggling. I needed something utterly absurd to laugh at. Thanks.

  14. Chocobo says:

    I am so shocked and upset by all this macabre, pseudo- (or blatantly) sexual Hello Kitty paraphernalia. That is so wrong… associating baby toys with adult sexuality, and fetishizing the “little girl” image.

    HK is NOT sexy! It’s a child’s toy. Mickey Mouse will always have a special place in my heart, but I’m not about to start sticking him on condoms, lingerie, and sex toys.

    BLEGH.

  15. Kitty says:

    Looks easy enough to undertake, 10 minutes top as the outlines are done with an eyeliner pencil. Easy enough. Just has to be asked why? I can understand if its for a little girl playing at make-up, but why an adult? So many more designs that can be done, I’d suggest twining flowers a la art nourveau, out onto the temple.

    This is just…sad.

  16. darlene says:

    I can’t believe that you would say bad things about something that took a lot of time and effort to create. Women love Hello Kitty and will spend a lot of time to make her a part of their life. When they do, they are cute, adorable and share the love that Hello Kitty has with everybody. The make-up is excellent and something that any girl would want.

    I suppose that you think women should not wear any make-up at all? Just because you fail to see the beauty that this brings out doesn’t mean that you have to be so harsh about it. You show your complete lack of understanding about Hello Kitty, women and fashion make-up with this post and prove that you have no right to be making any type of comments about Hello Kitty.

  17. Marlene says:

    This make-up truly is a piece of art! It’s wonderful.

    Plus, since you don’t approve of Helly Kitty contacts, tattoos, etc., how should Hello Kitty be worn, heh?

  18. abby says:

    I love it! :)

  19. Kae says:

    The bow is on the wrong side, fail!

  20. Catherine says:

    @Indiana
    It can’t be a tranny, not enough make up! ;)

  21. Liz says:

    Bleh, how tacky. And wouldn’t her eye be sore from the drawing? Eyes are delicate, you know!

  22. Cierra says:

    Yuck! Why would you take so much time and effort to make something that doesn’t even look good? I personally think that is way too much makeup anyways, and the hello kitty (which isn’t even HK, it’s her sis) just makes it look even worse.

  23. H says:

    You think that’s going overboard? Take a look at this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2lz1OPJmUE&feature=related

  24. Gail says:

    This just looks very “forced” to me.

  25. Nymphetamine says:

    That looks more like Mimi (HK’s sister) then HK. Maybe she did it in the mirror and reversed the sides by accident? HK’s bow is on the right, Mimi’s is on the left. ;]

  26. suzanne says:

    Having just discovered this site an hour or so ago, I’ve looked at quite a few of the photos on this site. I now know that there is no God, and your wife is one of many agents of Satan trying to drag us all into a horrifying, pink, fuzzy hell. You, good sir, have all of my sympathy.

  27. MJ says:

    Darlene, I absolutely love your comments. I hope you continue to comment on every posting here defending HK’s honor. You go girl! HKForever >(^^)<

  28. kitty ann says:

    haha I’m subscribed to her make up tutorials on you tube.
    I would never do it because it’s kind of useless and you would’t really see it but cute idea

  29. kenzington says:

    oh wow….eyeliner smudges easily so you either have to be pretty obsessed w/ hello kitty, redraw it every 10 minutes, or spend a ridiculously large amount of money to buy special sealers to put over all of that…..i think its kinda pointless…..

  30. Chocobo says:

    If people like it so much why not just tattoo it on your eyes?

    Then HK will be in your makeup… Forever.

  31. Skye says:

    I find it really mean that you have given this so much slack,its from a makeup guru off you tube who is known for her amazing looks and talent in make up.I think you should of researched this picture first because she doesnt only do Hello kitty,it was apart of a inspired makeup look collection…check her out shes amazing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC6BeWXjW-Q&feature=channel_page

  32. Min says:

    Shocking, terrible, waste of time etc etc. I’m still going to try it myself later though..

  33. Sharon says:

    Is is Halloween already?

  34. Shiri says:

    Wow, you’d have to be real obsessed to want to draw ANY character, Hello Kitty or not, on your eyelids.

  35. Indiana says:

    @Edward,

    Your right, that was as little rude. >_>

  36. Lynn says:

    I came over from “Cake Wrecks” to take a peek…even though I am a Hello Kitty lover from way back, I think your blog is hilarious ! Thanks !

  37. mabbii says:

    “Women love Hello Kitty and will spend a lot of time to make her a part of their life. When they do, they are cute, adorable and share the love that Hello Kitty has with everybody.”
    That’s just disturbing, hello kitty is a fictional character O_o

    “The make-up is excellent and something that any girl would want.”
    True, it must’ve taken a long time to do that and it does resemble Hello Kitty quite well, but it is STILL disturbing and I would not want to have THAT on my face.

    “I suppose that you think women should not wear any make-up at all?”
    That’s not what he said /pointdexter

    “You show your complete lack of understanding about Hello Kitty, women and fashion make-up with this post and prove that you have no right to be making any type of comments about Hello Kitty.”
    He has the right to speak freely and YOU have the right to remain silent ;)

  38. Helena says:

    Ooh! I know who did this. She was celebrating the MAC HK collection. She’s a hilarious girl :)

  39. Lexi says:

    yeah, MAC had a whole line of hello kitty stuff

  40. emily says:

    IM GONNA DO THIS NOW AND WEAR IT OUT TO SHOW ALL OF YOU HELLO KITTY HATERS!!!

  41. kittluv says:

    This is HK’s sister Mimi . . . The bow’s on the wrong side.

  42. me says:

    y do u guys care wat ppl do on there face? its obvious dat da person who made dis website dissing hello kitty has no life and secretly LOVES hello kitty.

    hahahah…bitch >=P

  43. paige says:

    i only have one word for this…. Fail.

  44. Saint says:

    Actually this make up was done by a girl who does tutorials on Youtube, and the make up wasn’t from the hello kitty collection or anything like that.
    She’s also done ninja turtles, mario, & rainbow brite inspired make up.
    She only does it for fun, not to wear in public.
    Just thought I’d clarify.

  45. Cecily. says:

    If you don’t like hello kitty then why have a site about it and keep posting crap?

  46. Rae Rae Clarke says:

    I wish you people would stop haten…I mean jealous some people are obsessed with hello kitty get over it live ur own life put a web page up with pics of all ur fav things an lets see how ignorant people can be to u idiots!

  47. stop hating hello kitty humhumhumhum!!!

  48. Sanvila says:

    Perfect!

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