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Hello Kitty Clown

Clowns are kind of freaky and Hello Kitty is most definitely freaky, so when you combine the two together you pretty much have the perfect Stephen King horror movie prop:

Hello Kitty clown

It’s too bad that someone in Hollywood hadn’t thought about this combination sooner. If you were to replace the clown in the movie Poltergeist with this Hello Kitty clown face, you would pretty much ensure that no kid would ever want Hello Kitty again. Then it would be my wife waking up to frightened shivers and wanting to scream at the thought of Hello Kitty rather than myself every morning. Now wouldn’t that be a wonderful turn of fate…

Sent in by Bernard who deserves punishment — despite the fact that this shows the real face of Hello Kitty — because it got me dreaming about a world where Hello Kitty was despised even by Hello Kitty fanatics — a dream that despite the overwhelming evidence should be reality, will never be. It can be dangerous to bring a little hope into Hello Kitty Hell because it will make the next Hello Kitty nightmare all that much worse…

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#1 Comment from A Gal who doesnt like HK
Time: July 25, 2009, 12:31 am

Finally the true face of the evil feline revealed…..

#2 Comment from candi
Time: July 25, 2009, 12:35 am

cant sleep clown will eat me!

#3 Comment from Marlene
Time: July 25, 2009, 4:34 am

How insulting to say that this is the real face of Hello Kitty! You should know best what the real face of Hello Kitty is!

#4 Comment from Vicious Kitty x33
Time: July 25, 2009, 8:02 am

Call me crazy, but I think it’s pretty. :D

#5 Comment from Lisa
Time: July 25, 2009, 8:06 am

ICP: Hello Kitty

#6 Comment from acton
Time: July 25, 2009, 10:26 am

Lisa, I was thinking the same thing,

HKH I stencil this on travel bag and wave the bag in your direction

#7 Comment from Hazel
Time: July 25, 2009, 10:38 am

Your wife should meet my husband. As a woman it’s not quite so hellish for me, but why I ever thought anything good would come of marrying a guy who plays a heart shaped pink bass guitar I don’t know.

#8 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 25, 2009, 11:08 am

Acton, you are starting to sound like Darlene here. chill man.

Said that, nuke the fookin cat

#9 Comment from Liz
Time: July 25, 2009, 11:27 am

Sanrio would never allow it, man. They’d send their HK ninjas!

#10 Comment from Alyss
Time: July 25, 2009, 6:49 pm

Holy… I thought hk gave me nightmares before… ><;;

#11 Comment from acton
Time: July 25, 2009, 8:47 pm

@Kitty
He he he. I think I am more level headed.

Then again Darline is just pulling all of your collective leg.

http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/07/08/hello-kitty-whiners/

Her comment is rather reasonable.

#12 Comment from Gail
Time: July 27, 2009, 6:29 am

Appropriate.

#13 Comment from darlene
Time: July 27, 2009, 8:03 am

That picture is a total distortion of what Hello Kitty looks like and has been done in such a way that doesn’t reflect the true love of Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth and to make a mouth that tries to make her look evil is completely uncalled for. It’s disgusting that people want to try and hurt Hello Kitty’s image when all she wants to do is bring love and kindness to the world. Shame on you for putting this on your blog because all you are trying to do is put Hello Kitty in a bad light. It says a lot about you and your ethics.

#14 Comment from Aisling
Time: July 27, 2009, 2:52 pm

She kinda looks like she’s got rabies….

#15 Comment from Bernard
Time: July 27, 2009, 11:47 pm

I provoked a comment from Darlene! Ah, my life is complete…

#16 Comment from Lynny
Time: July 28, 2009, 12:52 am

This isn’t art. Poor Hello Kitty. So much hatred towards HK

#17 Comment from Oni
Time: July 31, 2009, 8:41 pm

That’s what’s on the inside people.

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