Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from anonymous
Time: July 8, 2007, 8:56 am

If you’d just tell us, then we wouldn’t need to whine. Did you ever think of that?

Comment from Alfred
Time: July 8, 2007, 9:13 am

I think people can be pretty mean & petty to wish death on someone for not telling where to buy Hello Kitty goods.I LOVE Hello Kitty but I also love this blog of yours as I like the way you write,very witty & creative.If you wrote a book I would buy it!

It’s EASY to find this stuff,have you mean people ever heard of Ebay?

-sigh-

Stop being jerks & if you can’t enjoy this man’s work,LEAVE!

Comment from brien
Time: July 8, 2007, 9:48 am

I’m with you - NEVER tell!

Anyone with an ounce of brains (as well as myself) can understand your plight, and why you wouldn’t tell everyone how to make it worse.

Then again, that same ounce of brains could be used to search for the stuff WITHOUT your help.

I like reading your tragic stories of cuteness overload. Please don’t let the whiners get you down!

Comment from Trish
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:12 am

People wish death on you because you won’t tell them where to get HELLO KITTY SNEAKERS?!

*blink*
*blank stare*

I seriously am going to reconsider my stance on selective breeding.
Wow….just….wow.

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:27 am

This is one of the best blog articles ever!
I totally agree with you.

> If you’re old enough to be reading this blog and you’re still whining, it’s time to stop and act your age.

They are still whinning. You know why?
It is because they are Hello Kitty fanatics.

Comment from Mem87
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:27 am

I don’t really care about Hello Kitty but this post about these whiners is absolutely fantastic. I didn’t know there’s people so tragically wrong to hope someone else’s death just because they can’t get some hello kitty items without your help. I think that If those mails weren’t so boring they’d be funny, so just let them talk. (I apoligize for my not perfect english, I’m italian and my knowledge of the language isn’t perfect :p)

Comment from Mat U.
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:50 am

You know, before my friend pointed this blog out to me, I thought I was the person in a special sector of hell. My ex-girlfriend was a Sailor Moon FIEND when I was still dating her. Literally, wall to wall Sailor Moon merch. She’d only watch Sailor Moon, and subjected me to various marathons of the show as she cried or cheered, and I sat there wondering just why I was watching a crappy magical girl show. We broke things off when she finally got fed up with my lack of “willingness to accept Sailor Moon into my life.” I guess I dodged a bullet, but even to this day, Moonlight Densetsu makes me cringe.

Hello Kitty is something a million times worse. I’ve never seen Sailor Moon on golf balls or televisions, for one. I wish you much luck in the future… you’re gonna need it.

And to all the Hello Kitty freaks out there… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? He’s mocking the lot of you with good reason to! And, through the mail he’s published, something tells me that he doesn’t mock you even CLOSE to enough.

Is what I just stated harsh? Yes. But, it also needed to be said.

Comment from Kaylie
Time: July 8, 2007, 11:02 am

http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

Comment from dan
Time: July 8, 2007, 11:18 am

Solidarity bro.

All of us who’ve been subjected to living with this to one degree or another will lock arms with you to keep the interlopers out of the kingdom.

Love the site.

Comment from Siouxie
Time: July 8, 2007, 11:45 am

Yikes…I thought this was about fun and I laugh a lot when I’m here but this person sounds mentally ill (not even worthy of HK mental case)…wishing death is just a bit too far and if this person doesn’t get what this blog is about, well their ignorance is showing.

I’m a huge HK fan (not even close to your wife’s obsession)…but I don’t think not telling people where to find objects to fulfill their obsessions is worthy of dying. Sheesh..

Comment from redeux
Time: July 8, 2007, 11:53 am

i have decided to start “the church of the sainted and devine hello kitty”…
as a tax exempt orginization ,all purchases by members can be considered religous artifacts and as such are granted tax exempt status…
now whats your excuse for not buying that HK ferriai or porsche you’ve always wanted ?

Comment from Meredith
Time: July 8, 2007, 11:54 am

I *heart* you.

Comment from TechSupport
Time: July 8, 2007, 12:36 pm

There is always one in a crowd and the net is a large freakin crowd so I guess it was to be expected. I am a Kitty fan and I love your site. I appreciate the irony there and love your stance against the madness. I feel the same way about Oakland Raider fans. I have seen Silver and Black cars, houses and painted children. Fanatics are fanatics no matter the genre and should be treated as mild mental cases.

I reiterate my comment from the original post:

TechSupport Says:

June 27th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
AHA! I figured it out. You photoshop cool hello kitty stuff to torture and abuse her fans. We cannot find the “Chucks” because they are a figment of your twisted and destroyed soul made ‘real’ using tricks and deceit.

I applaud your diseased mind - no, really!!

You sir are an evil genius of the highest order.

Can you photoshop me a pink 1970 Plymouth Superbird with a Hello Kitty theme so that I have a reason to whine?

“…I muuuussssttt have the Kitty hot rod or I will kill myself - please tell me where to get it…”

V

Comment from Mrs Muffle
Time: July 8, 2007, 12:39 pm

You’re right! Whiners are stupid people.

Comment from ~Dawn
Time: July 8, 2007, 1:06 pm

HKH~
I’m sorry that people are idol worshippers and not following the true spirit of HK and being nice and sweet… I am familiar with followers of another kind that are similiar, but I digress.

Today I rolled past mcdonalds and saw that they are giving out HK tops on shakes (I think, I drive fast) - How sad, the HK cult is permeating our culture as well.

Comment from Kari Rose
Time: July 8, 2007, 1:56 pm

Tbh with you the Hello Kitty haters are more obsessed with Hello Kitty than the fanatics.

I myself love the white cat with the pink bow, but c’mon if you don’t like something, you don’t check the blog daily to see whats ‘new’ about it, let alone blog about your hate for it.

I hate a lot of things, but don’t make websites declaring my hate, bitching about it and ultimatly dedicating hours of my life to looking at pictures of the thing I hate.

Truth is your all obessed with Hello Kitty. The fact your even here on this website proves it. In reality you do care because if you didn’t, you wouldn’t be here, obviously.

stupid.

Comment from Nadine Hightower
Time: July 8, 2007, 4:33 pm

It looks to me like this is An Anti-HelloKitty Site.

Comment from Heather
Time: July 8, 2007, 5:34 pm

I really, really don’t understand the reasoning that person had for sending you such a vile email. If Hello Kitty fans say that Hello Kitty is all about love and cuteness and sweetness, then how can a true Hello Kitty follower spew such vile, disgusting, grotesque, and mean-spirited hatred? Isn’t that contrary to the very thing that most HK followers say is what they love about Hello Kitty in the first place? Doesn’t your wife say that if you “let Hello Kitty into your life” that she’ll somehow convert you away from an mild form of antagonism that she perceives in your heart?
So if this woman who emailed you were truly the Hello Kitty follower that she professes to be, how could she hate you so much? How could she wish death upon you? Therefore, I say she’s a Hello Kitty Wannabe - she’s using the facade of Hello Kitty cuteness to cover up her heart of stone, her mind of pure evil, and her overall hatred for everything and everyone around her. Sounds to me like she doesn’t need those sneakers as much as she thinks - she needs a psychiatrist. Or an exorcism.

I say you keep on deleting the mean and rotten emails, never ever publish photos from anyone who would wish you harm. Because hey, you’re a human being, you have a right to your opinions, and you have a right to express them. And everyone else has the right to either read this blog or to not read this blog. Seems pretty straightforward to me. So why don’t we all just cool down a little, stop the whining, and keep on giggling at the extreme lengths Sanrio’s going to in order to surround us with Hello Kitty.

Comment from Al
Time: July 8, 2007, 6:46 pm

I love your blog, almost as much as I love HK! (Yes, I am one of those contradictory people who tune in for your beautiful rants whilst longing for the objects you loathe.) Keep blogging, ignore the haters.

Comment from Jordan
Time: July 8, 2007, 6:57 pm

I’m with siouxie; I’m a huge HK fan myself but geez… that was nuts. Sorry you had to deal with it.

Comment from jade
Time: July 8, 2007, 8:55 pm

You know that the whiners are all your fault. We wouldn’t whine if you would show an ounce of courtesy and answer our questions instead of being rude about it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. If you don’t like people whining, then don’t give them a reason to do so. You’re the one acting like a 10 year old refusing to tell us where we can find this stuff. Stop being childish and just let us know where we can get the stuff and there won’t be any more whining. Stop trying to blame the whiners when you are the one responsible for it.

Comment from Mister John Doe
Time: July 8, 2007, 9:22 pm

Hahahahaha~ You are so funny, also for the whiners~:)

Actually you can’t blame on the Extreme HK fanatics! To them, you are their comon Enemy! You refuse to believe in their GOD!
(just like you are a atheism to Christianity….)
[sorry to the Christians…i am not mean to…just a example..]
So they need to visit your blog constantly in order to know what evil idea you are having!

But do u know that why you make them so angry and even wanna you to die??
it’s becoz they can’t accept this….

“A HK HATER CAN FIND MUCH MORE RARE HK ITEMS THAN THE HK LOVER!!!, which they even Never seen before!!!!”

You know? This’s the biggest insult to them!!!!! ;p
This just make them mad you know!

They are just feeling so bad and feel inferior!

GOD JOB!!! NEVER TELL THEM!!!!!!!!!
Make them suffer !!![wicked]
hahahaha~

After millions time of trying and still can’t find their HKitem~
They will surely send you an email , saying that they regret for what they had said to you and beg for YOUR PARDON!!!

and here is somethings they properly will say:

” Dear Mr.HKGod,
We all feel extremly sorry for our rude and sily behaviour to you!
And I beg you!! please tell me where i can find this holy item!!!!
We are searching for months and still can’t find them!!!!
We have insomnolence everynight becoz i feel guilty that i can’t collect all the HK item in this world!”
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish you are live forever and let us know more and more item of HK!!!

hahahahhahahhaha~!!!

Comment from CatLady
Time: July 8, 2007, 9:25 pm

Dang! What is wrong with some people?! Do these people just look at the pictures and not actually read what you say? You have made it perfectly clear that you are anti-HK and will not enable any HK addictions. And unless I’m mistaken, you’ve also stated that you live in Japan…where you can get just about everything HK. So…
ATTENTION HK FANS…I’m going to make it nice and simple for you. If you want all the groovalicious cutesy poo Kitty stuff, GO TO JAPAN and leave this poor guy alone!
I like the kitty too, but come on people…get over it! It’s pretty sick to wish death on someone because of cartoon cat merchandise. Some advice-SEEK HELP ASAP!!! Just had a brainstorm…a HK themed padded room with a matching HK straight jacket.

Comment from darlene
Time: July 8, 2007, 9:33 pm

This is one of the most brilliant blogs ever. I’m a Hello Kitty fan and I know that every post you write is going to insult me because I like Hello Kitty, but deep down I know that me liking Hello Kitty is exactly like you say. I have to say, “yes, he’s right” and at the same time say, “I want that damn Kitty” and I feel sorry for your torture and I’m completely jealous of your wife all in the same instant. And because of all this, I just want more because every time I visit, I have to laugh at it all.

Comment from A Kitty Lover
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:15 pm

When I read your Blog I don’t know if I should be laughing with you, or crying for you. Don’t give into the winers. My Fiancee often goes by Kitty, and yes we have some HK stuff, but just some, not a hole lot. There does seem to be a line this side of fanaticism, and we both have the same laugh/cry feelings about the stuff you have to put up with.

Comment from hkcutie
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:38 pm

You asked why Hello Kitty fanatics are drawn to this blog. This is going to sound strange, but of all the Hello Kitty blogs out there, this one is by far and away the best. It puts all the others to shame. Even someone like me who spends a lot of time searching for Hello Kitty is surprised by the things you list that I have never seen before.

It’s a love / hate relationship. I love the things you find, but am at the same time wonder why someone who doesn’t like Hello Kitty is able to find so many unique Hello Kitty items that I have never seen. Even if I don’t want to come here, I have to because if I don’t, I know that I will be missing something.

It really does depress me that an anti Hello Kitty person has the best Hello kitty blog. I want your wife to blog because I think she would be the only person that could ever make a better blog.

We hate you, but love the photos in your blog.

Comment from lisa
Time: July 8, 2007, 11:34 pm

wow…..that email is one of the most pathetic things i’ve ever seen.
good job….hello kitty fanatics…[sighs]

btw…your blog’s great. don’t die. hahahaha

Comment from Trento
Time: July 8, 2007, 11:48 pm

HKcutie and MisterJohnDoe hit the nail on the coffins. But as said, your site, out of the majority I’ve seen, including the San Rio official site, displays the most unusual yet unique Hello Kitty items there is to offer. And as you put it, the fact that this does NOT promote Hello Kitty, that won’t compute into their HK-wracked brains… well, the extremists wishing your death for not coughing up where to purchase them, not the ones who know their limits of moderation. xD;

Seriously though, you death-wishing HK extremist(s), get a LIFE. No one’s forcing you to read things that make you upset.

And all those items? It’s located in a place called, oh, I don’t know… JAPAN?!?! XD

I find it horrendously AWESOME how you can find these items before the fanatics can. X) It’s a riot! I used to like Hello Kitty… but I was… 6? XD Keep your secrets amd make them squirm in bitter frustration. Gotta fight back HK global domination one way or another!!

Comment from Sandra
Time: July 9, 2007, 3:09 am

I read and enjoy your blog. I also like Hello Kitty but an not a fanatic. Maybe your wife/life partner needs an additional hobby to occupy her time. Having Hello Kitty toilet paper that can not be used and must be arranged in order is a bit too much. I guess I can see why you have a blog to rant a bit.

Comment from jasmine
Time: July 9, 2007, 3:53 am

ur blog is really interesting. i read about it on the newspaper. saying that it was a blog of hello kitty, but is actually HELLo kitty. haha. but what written on the paper might be quite true. i think more people who love hello kitty will visit ur blog, of cuz those who hate hello kitty too. it’s jus so cool!

Comment from random kt freak
Time: July 9, 2007, 4:31 am

your blog is funny as it is and to see these pathetic hk fanatics kick and scream over some hk item just tops it off XD

so please dont ever tell them where to find those items hehehe >: )

and it is YOUR blog so it should b about watever the HELLokitty you wanna put up - seeing what u havta put up w/, u really do need an outlet for ure angst

if all comes to worse, mayb those extreme fanatics wont be able to live w/ the thought of never owning the items and just kill themselves and save you the trouble *grins evilly*

keep up the good work hkh man!

Comment from Pinku
Time: July 9, 2007, 4:38 am

Admitedly, I’m a recent reconvert to the cult of hello kitty (alright, so I loved her until I was 10 and then I hated her and now I love her again) and I’m actually really grateful for this blog… I mean it must suck for you to get fans coming here to find more products, but it’s really helpful to me and I think your rants are really humourous and true… hello kitty really is scary the way she manages to get on everything. But anyways I think the hate letter writers are awful because if it wasn’t for your blog, they wouldn’t even know about these things that they’re trying to buy.

best of luck with your fanatical wife and keep up the blog

Comment from Ilaria
Time: July 9, 2007, 5:36 am

I love Hello Kitty but I think your blog is genial and posted on you on http://www.pinkblog.it (an Italian blog)

have a nice Hello-Kitty-hellish day

Ilaria

Comment from Moonshine
Time: July 9, 2007, 7:05 am

I came across this site while searching for a HK gift for my niece. I neither love or hate HK, but I was truly appalled at this posters reaction to you. This person needs some serious help. Reading her mail was like watching someone’s brains getting vacuumed out of their ears! WOW! Such class and incredible moral fortitude! *cough*
I hope she reads these replies, and sees just how sick and immoral wishing DEATH on someone over a pair of shoes really is! Now I really have seen it all! *sigh*

Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: July 9, 2007, 7:40 am

Jade said ” If you don’t like people whining, then don’t give them a reason to do so.”

JHC, woman, what kind of logic is that? Would you say that to a parent steadfastly ignoring a whining toddler in a grocery store? Would you suggest that Mum just give in and buy the kid some sugar-frosted choco-wads to shut him up? Absolutely not! If that mum, or this man, gives an inch to whiners, they’ll only whine all the more.

Comment from Psychomike
Time: July 9, 2007, 9:40 am

eBay has all this crap and many of the shops are in Japan so I’m sure they can get any reader the $26,000 doghouse.

Sanrio licenses to many companies, which is also how the HELLO KITTY vibrator came about. I’m glad HELLO KITTY HELL covers them.

For a full hell experience listen to Japanese pop music while reading.
http://www.jpopmusic.com/jpopradio/

Comment from ming
Time: July 9, 2007, 9:46 am

i agree with all of you guys you shouldn’t wish death upon someone for not telling you where to buy stuff its just insane and useless GO TO GOOGLE EBAY OR WHATEVER!!! and even though im a hellokitty fanatic i love this blog if you deleted it i would probably cry because even though i love hellokitty your blog is so good and funny i can’t stop reading. All those hellokitty fanatics that hate your blog JUST STOP READING so to all those people out there sending this man nasty emails that wish you death !@#$ YOU! why don’t YOU go to hell!!!!!???

Comment from Lolly
Time: July 9, 2007, 10:34 am

I love Hello Kitty but I also love your blog because it’s so funny. The whiners out there really need to give it a rest because they merely reinforce your need to hate HK - especially when someone is twisted enough to wish death on you.

Comment from 4paws2many
Time: July 9, 2007, 10:34 am

And so the hell continues….

Comment from saucygrrl
Time: July 9, 2007, 11:19 am

I guess these people have never heard the old adage: You catch more flies with honey than with hateful emails and death wishes.

Isn’t there some sort of Hello Kitty endorsed Prozac they can take or something?

Comment from SpawnOfAzazel
Time: July 9, 2007, 12:15 pm

I think you should post that nutjob’s email address on this site so all of us can have some fun!

Comment from ********
Time: July 10, 2007, 12:31 am

This guy is the biggest jerk ever. I emailed him nicely asking where I could get one of the items and all he did was send a link back with his “aint going to happen” post. How totally rude is that? He has no desire to even try to be nice so there is nothing else for us to do but complain about how mean he is. He has to deal with this with his wife, so how much more trouble would it be to help out a few other collectors? I’ve never met someone so selfish.

Some of us are busy and don’t have the time to look for Hello Kitty products all day, so it would only be courteous for him to help us. I think he totally deserves his hell.

Comment from random kt freak
Time: July 10, 2007, 1:40 am

to previous poster who is obviously too embarrassed by his/her own comment to leave name: you really dont kno how to take the piss do u???

if u can spend time going to this site and sending out emails asking where to get the crap and then posting such comments, then u would hav time to GOOGLE or look it up on EBAY like everyone has suggested. it would even take several minutes less! yeeeeesssssh!!!

as stated this is not a hello kt superstore - for that please visit his wife’s ebay store. other than that, get a sense of humour, read the blog and enjoy the comedy provided

Comment from roxy
Time: July 10, 2007, 1:56 am

i’m on your side! i’ve been reading al your posts. OMG
love it. love it. love it. i love your style but at the same time i love hello kitty too. but anyway, i do enjoy reading your blog. it is hilarious at times.
keep up the good work. dun get upset or mad bcuz of the stupid whiners.
stick to your policy of not telling others where to get them. although i do wish to know where to get them, but i respect your decision. ^^

Comment from Jamie
Time: July 10, 2007, 7:52 am

so i am a very big hello kitty fan, and i will say that this possibly one of the greatest sights i ever came across. it made me laugh in many ways, the fact that there is a hello kitty vibrator is really outrageous, did make me laugh though. and the fact that someone said you should die, wow, just tells you how crazy people really are and how they have no life if they think that someone who is just voicing their opinion about something they don’t like (the glory of free speech) is absolutley stupid. maybe they need reevaluate the meaning of the worst person ever, cuz last i knew not liking something wasn’t a big deal, its the people who, i don’t know, kill or rape, or something like are the worst people ever. but hey that’s just my opinion as a hello kitty lover. i respect this page and i pry will check it out more it is very enjoyable.

Comment from Misery
Time: July 10, 2007, 9:30 am

Never tell them. Maybe the HK fanatics will have a stroke or an anuerism… Natural selection and all. haha…

And to ***********, why in the world would he want to tell you? He’s surrounded by the disgusting cuteness of HK day in and day out. Why would he want to help put anyone else through that?! I wouldn’t have lasted this long surrounded by that much pink. *shudders* I’d have probably killed someone by now…

Keep up the good work. I love your blog.

Comment from Jessica
Time: July 10, 2007, 6:46 pm

Yeh who is that guy! what’s his problem i mean its not his business! oh and by the way in: Now, it may be just me, but usually when you find someone “utterly disgusting and not fit to live on this earth,” and you want them to do you the favor of just DIEING, you usually stop visiting their blog. That way each day of your life isn’t ruined and you don’t feel compelled to write yet another email explaining how evil I am. Obviously this is not the case since I seem to get these repeatedly from several people.: by the way the word in capital is spelt dying, just letting you know {^_^}

Comment from Moonshine
Time: July 10, 2007, 7:35 pm

********** Says, or whoever you are, GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND!! Just exactly WHAT are you not getting about that!!?? Just because you’re too GD lazy to do the work yourself, does NOT mean someone else should die because they don’t want to share the spoils of their labor. Yikes!
Please….get some professional help! You need it!

Comment from Amii
Time: July 11, 2007, 7:04 am

Hahahahahaaa.
I love Hello Kitty but I am a 13 year old girl writing this in school time while the teacher isn’t looking.
Love the blog, keep up the good work[=
And people should really learn to spell x]

Comment from leslie
Time: July 13, 2007, 12:48 am

I love you blog!!
Keep up the good work!!

Comment from Pat
Time: July 13, 2007, 8:17 am

I agree with your point of view! I like hello kitty and I think she is sweet but I do know it’se not real… I just happen to love cats The fact is that HK tends to get oversweet…. forget about those idiots that spaek ill abou you and your blog, it’s great!

By the way… I found your blog in a HK fan site link, you the fan site of the week

Comment from Maureen
Time: July 13, 2007, 8:25 am

I can’t believe how polite you are.

If I was faced daily with something that only made me irritated and grumpy, and then people bitched at me for not helping them populate the world with the thing that makes me irritated and grumpy…well…

You are a much better person, sir.

Anyway, let them whine. Because in the end, you know you are the better person.

Comment from –MC
Time: July 13, 2007, 8:30 am

Why! Why won’t this guy tell me where to get the HK light sabre? I WAAAAAaaaant one!

Comment from Maureen
Time: July 13, 2007, 10:46 am

One more thought…

notice how those that are the first to toss out the word “selfish” are doing so because you are not going out of your way to give them what they want???

Comment from Robin
Time: July 13, 2007, 11:22 am

i absolutely cannot believe that woman got so angry just because you wouldnt tell her how to further clutter her life with hello kitty…now i like hk..a bit, but i uderstand you on the fanatics…some people go a bit overboard….like hk carved into someone’s teeth….::shudder::

Comment from jade
Time: July 14, 2007, 10:11 pm

We aren’t stupid. Of course we look on Google and eBay for the items, but some of the items he lists aren’t there. I’ve spent over 15 hours looking for those damn Hello Kitty converse shoes and there are nowhere on the Internet except for this site. And he is being a jerk and refuses to tell us where to get them. If he would just tell us where those shoes are, we would never bother him again, but instead he’s completely rude and basically tells us to suffer. That just isn’t right.

Comment from THIS HELLO KITTY HELL GUY IS A DICK!
Time: July 14, 2007, 11:05 pm

oii, what the hell is wrong with hello kitty?
just because your two old to know what is hot and not.
your being pathetic!
THERE SHOES! who cares if they come out in hello kitty. its not hell. your just being over dramatic. hello kitty is cool. converse are cool. therefore ther super cool shoes.
SO STOP ACTING LIKE ITS HELL CAUSE IT ISNT.
and anyway, where living in hell cause we dont know where to find these shoes.
and half of these peiol wont give up until you tell us where she got them from!
CAUSE WE ARE DIEING WITH OUT THEM!!!!!!!!!

Comment from glamour_zombie
Time: July 15, 2007, 12:06 am

look dude,
i know this is your site and you can run it how you want to
but don’t be so harsh
i mean yea, people constantly whining in your ear about where you got your stuff can be annoying.
but think about it.
your wife doesn’t own all of this
therefor you are using your investigative skills to look for shit on something you don’t like.
if people want to buy hellokitty at least give like one main web store that they can waste their lives away on.
honestly if you hated hello kitty so much you wouldn’t have created this site.
there’s hardly anyone on here that hates hk
fanatics come on here so that they can see more shit they can buy.
you talk about not wanting to be the cause of letting someones life boil down to the insignificance of cutesie materialism (hk) and yet this site just shows them more things they want to buy
am i right?
i do believe
harp on that a bit
decide what you’re really doing with this site

Comment from THIS HELLO KITTY HELL GUY IS A DICK!
Time: July 15, 2007, 12:10 am

LOL must agree with glamor_zombie

now can you pleaseeeeee tell us where you got them from?
ive been looking for then om the internet for an hour now and cant find them!

:’(

Comment from nancy
Time: July 15, 2007, 12:21 am

I can’t believe I need to state the obvious, but why the hell would he want to help you when you are calling him a dick?

Comment from Suzanne
Time: July 16, 2007, 10:03 pm

Have you ever thought that maybe the Converse shoes were very limited editions and are no longer sold? Probably a lot of what he’s listing we can’t find because that’s just it: You CAN’T buy it anywhere.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 17, 2007, 8:34 am

I can’t believe that someone thinks that not being able to find some Hello Kitty crap is “suffering”.

Comment from Another Doomed Person
Time: July 17, 2007, 10:42 am

I am also doomed to live in Hello Kitty Hell. My wife is always getting more hk crap. I am NOT going to tell her about this site because she would find out about more hk crap and it would fill the house/car/garage,attic,etc…. Very funny site. It was sent by a co-worker to me because I had to drive my wife’s car into work one day and when we went to lunch he noticed the hk air freshener, hk keychain, hk windshield cover(blocks out the sun with the reflective brightness of hk), etc…. DON’T TELL…..EVER……I don’t want to see this stuff in my house. My wife has seen the shoes, but I’m not telling where. 8o|

Comment from Josie
Time: July 18, 2007, 8:18 pm

Hi!

I´m laughing a lot since I read your blog, I see a lot of things that can be cute and so many that are just absurd but, comooonn, those fanatics that wish the death of a REAL person for products of a IMAGINARY character? a draw? a brand? freaky pink shoes? A CAT AFTER ALL???
That´s to much to even think about it.
Do they really say Hello Kitty has a heart?? not an image and a marketing, and a giant industry behind the cute face, a real heart??? jajajajajaaja that kind of people need many love from real person I think, not from a emotionless white cat.

People in the world can really be nuts!

Keep writing your blog and please, please, let them suffer the Hello Kitty hell. Never tell them.

Comment from Jenny
Time: July 19, 2007, 3:16 am

I love hello kitty, but you are too damn amusing to ignore. And I admit that some of the merchandise is a little extreme. Okay, very extreme. But apparently the fans are even more so….

Comment from (withheld due to possible death threats from machete weilding sicofants)
Time: July 20, 2007, 4:46 am

I feel sorry for this guy getting hounded by fanatics… Why don’t you go make a hello kitty heaven or something… But cleary when a blog is entitled “hello kitty hell” it doesn’t exactly display a fondness for hello kitty.

He clearly wants to share the badness and sheer annoyance that is hello kitty to the rest of the world that don’t like that annoying character. Yes you heard correctly CHARACTER. NOT REAL.

Just google the the items and I am sure something will pop up… Here I’ll make it easy for you…

http://www.google.com they even have alternative ones for other countries for example http://www.google.co.uk! Isn’t that clever.

Now leave this poor fellow alone and let him vent I for one enjoy the posts, they are funny and creatively written… But if you feel the need to keep reading then surely hello kitty inspires creativity and humour… So just think of it that hello kitty has made you smile through negativity and joy. You obviously enjoy the site otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

Keep up the good works your blog rules!

Comment from Tiff
Time: July 27, 2007, 7:47 am

hey, how about you leave him alone. He doesn’t have to tell you crap! Your all stupid preppy whiners who need to get a freaking life. If you want the product so bad go find it for yourself. All of you who keep whineing need to leave this blog because we dont care what you want to b#*ch about. *coughs* i’ve said my peace.

Comment from thabatha
Time: July 31, 2007, 12:42 pm

ummm Hello Kitty fans i can tell you where to get all this um stuff
GOOGLE
EBAY
ONLINE HELLO KITTY SHOPS
HELLO KITTY SHOPS THAT HAVE WEBSITES
GOOGLE PRODUCT SEARCH
AND STUFF LIKE THAT
stop harrasing this person just because he wont tell you where to get unpopular seriously my cat is WAY cuter than Hello Kitty
honest
HELLO KITTY FANS GET A REAL CAT AND FUSS OVER THAT! LEAVE HELLO KITTY

Comment from Tiff
Time: August 5, 2007, 9:55 pm

so yeah,
i’ve calmed a bit. Sorry about that :). N-eways point blank. You weird people need to leave him alone. Like his life isn’t bad enough with all u freaks being selfish. Plus, if you hate the blog so much why are you even here? Sometimes it’s people like that that make me want to beat them with sticks. *dreams* (Weird chick): “why are so so messed up to us?” (me): *thinks* oh god u have got to be kidding me. (weird chick): U are evil*blablabla* (Me): *surches franticaly for stick* (weird chick): Ill love u for ever and ever if u do!!!! (me): I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *pulls out stick and beats chick* (weird chick): OMG! Where is my hellokitty gun to kill everyone!!

Comment from Elena
Time: August 6, 2007, 11:58 am

Do I understand what this man (who wrote the message mentioned) is saying? ‘You’re the worst person ever’? Does the person who has said this understand what they are insinuating? That someone who doesn’t reveal where an item that, frankly, it would be easy to live without can be found is worse than Hitler? Than a man who killed six million Jews, and six million total homosexuals, people with disabilities and others who didn’t conform to his ideas? THAT is sin, THAT is evil, and much more so than a man who is merely running a blog. I would suggest that insensitive pricks, such as yourself, think about what really is ‘utterly disgusting’ and who really is ‘not fit to live on earth’. How DARE you suggest that someone like YOU, who has the audacity to suggest that someone else should ‘do us all a favor and die’ simply because they don’t let you have everything you might want, can offer judgements? Can hand out capital punishments?

I am disgusted. I am totally disgusted. I hope that whoever decides next to suggest that their petty wishes amount to more than the war crimes of a hundred dictators will think twice before writing such offensive material.

Your suggestion, ‘********’ and ‘jade’, that this man has brought his ‘hell’ upon himself, and that he has only himself to blame for the whining comments that you and others write, is simply ludicrous. He has not written the whining comments. He has not made you so blind to reality that you believe that you can behave however you want to whoever happens to be ‘in the firing line’ at the time. Have manners no meaning to you? Have you never heard of maturity? I will assume that you are over 15, my own age, and so I can safely say that you must be old enough to understand that you cannot have everything you want. I am mature enough, at 15, to understand this. You, clearly, are not. Therefore, I must conclude that you are less mature than a 15 year old. I hope you are disgusted at yourself. The rest of us certainly are.

Comment from LeDav
Time: August 26, 2007, 9:13 am

Well, I might have an idea that takes time but might save you on the long run… I’m french but I’m living in China. And here is the paradise of Hello Kitty fakes… And even if some of them are really HK like, some have started to mutate into a strange looking far cousin… So… Would sending people to places that sell those fakes start an evolution of the so pure HK genes pool ? Slowly but surely sending this cute little Kitty to abominous degenerated forms and then killing its so perfect and expensive mother getting rid of what makes you in hell for now…? Ok just kidding, just found your blog and love your idea… Fun concept !

Comment from Kaycie Creed
Time: August 26, 2007, 1:45 pm

Love the site! Don’t give in, brother, let them search for their hellish obsession materials themselfs (infact - not telling might be the cure to the sick condition…)

Comment from mejustme
Time: August 27, 2007, 10:15 am

i am a hello kitty addict and i will o anything to get everything hello kitt so stop hating it.If it`s what ppl like then thats what people like.You cant tell anyone apart from yourself that hello kitty is evil shes not so ha

Comment from anonymous
Time: September 2, 2007, 10:00 pm

omg i love this blog! it is so funny! even though i am this insane hello kitty freak fanatic i love this blog. the way you feel about hello kitty is the way i feel about barbie. :]

Comment from Not Me
Time: September 5, 2007, 8:24 am

“Now, it may be just me, but usually when you find someone “utterly disgusting and not fit to live on this earth,” and you want them to do you the favor of just dieing, you usually stop visiting their blog.”

How about the time you spend on Hello Kitty when you supposedly expect us to believe you hate her? Who would waste their free time posting things about her if they truly hate her? No one.

Comment from AAAARRRRGGGGGGG
Time: September 15, 2007, 1:55 pm

TELL US WHERE YOU GOT THE CONVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR EVIL! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
ILL MAKE THEM THEN BITCH!

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: September 15, 2007, 3:11 pm

TELL US WHERE YOU GOT THE CONVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR EVIL! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
ILL MAKE THEM THEN BITCH!

Glad to see you know how to spread the Hello Kitty love. I’m sure she would approve.

Comment from Tamichiko
Time: September 15, 2007, 7:19 pm

I love Hello Kitty, but I accept people who don’t feel the same way. Too much Hello Kitty is not a good thing. As for you Hello Kitty whiners, if you don’t like this blog bashing Hello Kitty, then don’t read it at all. Besides, when I was 12 I was so crazy about Hello Kitty that I almost literally killed myself. Just to say that being a Hello Kitty fanatic can kill you.

Comment from Bambi
Time: September 16, 2007, 12:07 am

hello!
I think your blog is funny, and I think the people who want you dead are even funnier

I have some Hello Kitty tooth pick thingys, I could send you pictures if you want them
I got them for 5 cents at a charity store
so it seems someone out there did not find them handy, can you believe?

Comment from Claudia
Time: September 17, 2007, 3:39 pm

One thing, I love about your blog is that you really don’t curse. you write it as manner way. But, it would be nice where to get some of the items. LOL. Anyway, I seem to love the pictures you provide. Very interesting how much there is on hellokitty products and media.

Comment from Megann
Time: September 25, 2007, 11:07 pm

Ever heard of GOOGLE?

Comment from Howdy Nutbars!
Time: September 26, 2007, 10:21 pm

Oh, Hello Kitty whiners, how I love you.

I can’t decide which type of whiner is my favorite, though. Any chance you could help me out? I’ll tell you where to find HELLO KITTY CONVERSE if you’ll only help me make up my mind which type of whiner is best:

1. The “be reasonable, my good man” whiner:

This HK whiner adopts a false attitude of neutrality and indifference to the whereabouts of her latest HK fix in order to try to “reason” HKH into giving out that information. Examples: “They’re just shoes, it wouldn’t hurt you to tell people where you got SHOES,” or “I know it’s your web site but please, don’t be so harsh.”

The “be reasonable” whiner is almost always a poor actor and the stench of her Hello Kitty Product lust can be smelled all over the internets.

2. The begging-and-pleading whiner:

“Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase tell me where you got those shoes!!! lol.” Classic, but boring after awhile.

3. The text-message whiner:

“Neway U SUCK 4 not telling ppl where 2 buy merch! FOAD!” Because that’s just what Hello Kitty would say, isn’t it?

On second thought, never mind which is best: You’re all a bunch of fools and twits. HTHKTHXBAI!

Comment from Chi
Time: September 27, 2007, 2:01 am

these whiners are so pathetic, they are so messed up with ther fantaticism that they don’t even realise logic anymore.

have you ever considered these points:

1) Some of the items are limited edition so therefore aren’t made anymore?
2) A lot of these people send in pictures so he actually HAS NO IDEA HIMSELF where they came from?
3) That a lot of these products are from Japan, so therefore might not be available on the internet?
4) If you send someone an abusive email, why the hell would they reply?

Seriously guys, get a life. If you LOVE Hello Kitty, then frigging to go Japan. EVERYTHING there is Hello Kitty. Every tourist attraction has themed HK merch. You got to 100 yen stores and theres FULL HK sections of practically EVERYTHING. Just shut up and go on a holiday and then you won’t need this blog cuz you’ll have gotten all the crap you needed.

It’s you guys who can’t take a joke, getting all uppity and angsty over some comedic blog. I’m all for loving something special from your childhood/you think its cute etc, but DON’T behave like a bratty 4 year old when someone won’t tell you something! He writes a funny and tongue-in-cheek blog, not “ULTIMATE HK ADVENTURE HAPPY TIME WHERE YOU CAN BUY THINGS.” If you would like one of those to be around, why dont YOU get off yoru ass and make one yourself?

You disgust me, and I HOPE TO GOD most of you are 12 year olds and not full *Mature* Adults.

You’re logic of “OH HES BEING SO MEAN! WHY WONT HE TELL ME!”

maybe he’s too busy every day being bombarded with your stupid emails whining and asking that he just doesn’t have time.
YOU are the ones being selfish.

Keep up to good work man, love your stuff.

Comment from Taevin
Time: October 3, 2007, 1:42 am

Damn, that’s all I have to say, Damn.

Maybe if they are that dedicated, they should take the time to search this stuff out themselves. In the time it took to write a bit of hate-mail, they could have easily opened up a search engine, sorted through ebay or some other such thing that makes actual sense to do.

Course unless you’ve got problems and want to go ‘I hate you i hate you’, then, “HELP ME PLEASE!! WAAAAAAAAA!”

Love the site, i passed the link on to a friend who has a wife thats a Michael Jackson fanatic. Told him, “Hey, could always be worse, she could like Hello Kitty that much just like this….”

I think It’ll help him smile.

Comment from Jess
Time: October 4, 2007, 3:18 pm

god people he’s not going to tell you so get over it and whine somewhere else

Comment from jade
Time: October 6, 2007, 5:41 am

hi im only 13 and i tottaly love converse and i am tryin to get all the different design converse in the world big dream for a small child plz let me no where you got them from so that i can start finishing off my collection pretty please with cherrys on top xxx

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: October 6, 2007, 5:59 am

Jade,

I’ll make you a deal. When you have every single pair of Converse shoes except the Hello Kitty pair, you let me know and I will find out where my wife got them. Good luck

Comment from Dew
Time: October 7, 2007, 1:04 pm

Good lord some of you people are sick and deranged. How did you get to such an obssessed state? Noone is under any obligation to help another (although it is common coutesy, no such thing exists on the Net).

As he stated, hit a Hello Kitty fansite or a Sanrio vendor. Obviously he found it somewhere and so can you.

As for me, I am not a fan. I enjoy cute things and HK is certainly in that realm of cute. One or two products are fine, especially if they go with a particular look you are hoping to achieve. More than that becomes a curious behavior.

Good content and good mark-up. Keep it up.

Comment from Anon
Time: October 13, 2007, 1:49 am

The HK Converse are not real. Do not be fooled.

Comment from ranine
Time: October 14, 2007, 6:21 am

OMG!
dnt u plp give up?!
wot a waste of time, and wot 4? sum next hello kitty converses.
I mean it would be nice 2 have them, dnt get me wrong, hello kitty’s cool and everythng, but this is way 2 extreame. I mean if i saw those in a shop, i would be like “o, those r nice” but thats it. i’m not wasting my money on them, their not worth it. Reading u plp’s desperate longing 4 them has put me off hello kitty 4 lyfe. it’s disgusting! fighting over a cartoon cat!?
wot is that about?
i dnt blame u 4 not telling them were ur wife got these,
they dn’t deserve 2 know, the way they’ve been treating u. i think if i ever see those converses ever again, i’m gonna
puke. however i do feel sorry 4 u crazy fanatics, but i dnt understand y ur sooo addicted, it’s insane lke ur on “hello kitty drugs”.

Comment from hkitty383
Time: October 14, 2007, 11:33 am

Even though I LOVE hello kitty. i dont think its nice for that freak to do that to you. And, Anon, i have hk converse. I love reading your blog. its just so awesome!

Comment from Anon
Time: October 14, 2007, 11:06 pm

I’d love to see proof with pictures. They aren’t real.

Comment from Mikit
Time: October 19, 2007, 2:40 pm

I love your site! It’s very unique and creative! I personally have a love/hate relationship with Hello Kitty. If I’m in a mall or store and I see her adorable little face on something, or her sweet stuffed form, I am compelled to purchase said item… hence, my delema. Over my years of being a fan I have managed to control my hello kitty spending, and beat my original addiction. So your refusal to tell any of us where to buy these items has come to me as a blessing!

Comment from Hannah
Time: October 24, 2007, 12:35 pm

“We aren’t stupid. Of course we look on Google and eBay for the items, but some of the items he lists aren’t there. I’ve spent over 15 hours looking for those damn Hello Kitty converse shoes and there are nowhere on the Internet except for this site. And he is being a jerk and refuses to tell us where to get them. If he would just tell us where those shoes are, we would never bother him again, but instead he’s completely rude and basically tells us to suffer. That just isn’t right.”

Why are you qualifying your life by objects? Why does it make you suffer knowing you can’t have them? Plenty of cool shit I’d love to have comes out in Japan and I know that short of going to japan there’s just about nothing I can do to get it. You know how I handle it?
I get over it!
I am thankful for what I do have instead.

Seriously guys. Yeah he’s a little mean but with the nagging he apparently gets all the time about the damn kitten I’m not surprised.

Let’s do a little excercise KH fanatics. Think of the one thing you hate the most. Anything! a Tv show, a food, a color. Now Imagine having that forced on you all the time. Having a friend that does nothing but show you that stuff, watch that stuff, eat it, decorate your house in it. Imagine that.
Now think abotu his situation.

Feel a little differently now? If someone asked you where to get something you hate would you tell them?

Comment from Drachenfrau
Time: October 25, 2007, 12:51 am

Actually I stumbled over this site, as I searched for Hello Kitty stuff. *ggg*

I love Hello Kitty, but your site is cool!
I can understand how it must be, if you are not a fan.
And fanatics are not cool wherever they are fan from.
If we can’t laugh about our obsession, then it’s a sad world.

Greets
Drachenfrau

Comment from The dude
Time: October 25, 2007, 5:45 pm

This website rocks!

Comment from Anon
Time: October 25, 2007, 11:25 pm

Or maybe, consider the fact that he actually LIKES Hello Kitty, and thus why he created this blog!

Comment from Jen14221
Time: October 29, 2007, 11:59 am

I. LOVE. YOU.

Comment from Annie
Time: October 31, 2007, 8:38 pm

I Love Hello Kitty but also get such a kick out of this site. It is so nice to know that there are so many people in the world who are flakier than I am.

Comment from Anne-Marie
Time: November 2, 2007, 1:07 am

“He has to deal with this with his wife, so how much more trouble would it be to help out a few other collectors? I’ve never met someone so selfish.

Some of us are busy and don’t have the time to look for Hello Kitty products all day, so it would only be courteous for him to help us.”

- So you just assume the blogger have time to do it for you? The only one selfish here is you thinking you have ANY right or claim whatsoever over this mans time.

Keep it up mate, fun to read. ^^

Comment from Ruth Figueroa
Time: November 4, 2007, 9:42 am

HAHAHA I THINK THIS IS SO HILARIOUS. I LOVE HELLO KITTY AND I HAVE ALWAYS HAVE. I BECAME A FAN WHEN I WAS 10. MY PARENTS MOVED TO PUERTO RICO FOR A YEAR ON BUSINESS. AND THATS WHERE MY LOVE FOR HELLO KITTY BEGAN. NOW I’M 21 AND STILL A HUGE FAN. I CAME ACROSS YOUR WEBSITE LOOKING FOR HELLO KITTY MYSPACE COMMENTS, HA! READING YOUR BLOG IS VERY INTERESTING, I LIKE IT. WHAT MADE MY DAY WAS READING THE ‘HELLO KITTY WHINERS’. I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOUR LIFE WAS ACTUALLY THREATENED OVER HELLO KITTY!! LMFAO. I HAVE A 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW WHO TOLD ME YESTERDAY HE DIDN’T LIKE ME BECAUSE I TOLD HIM IT WAS TOO LATE AT 7:00 PM TO EAT CANDY. I REALLY HOPE THIS PERSON IS FINDS IT SO OFFENSIVE THAT YOU WON’T SHARE WHERE TO LOCATE THE PRODUCTS IS LIKE 2! AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HAVING THE BRAINS TO JUST SEARCH FOR IT YOURSELF, HAHA!

Comment from Kathleen
Time: November 8, 2007, 3:49 pm

While I have to defend my love of all things Hello Kitty to my husband, co-workers, strangers.. I think your site is great! Witty, well planned out and to be honest friggin sweet. Most folks just bitch about things they hate, you have the balls to take it to the streets. Keep up the good work.

Comment from Yes I’m Anonymous
Time: November 9, 2007, 11:17 am

Hey! I just had a brain spasm; why totally obsess over HK when PUCCA is so much cuter! (You’ll have to do an image search)

Comment from danny
Time: November 10, 2007, 4:40 pm

hey ur doing a good job let me put this down 4 u i have a sister that loves hello kitty im always throwing them away can u tell me where can i get those chucks so i can burn them in front of her i want to record her and see her face u can see her 2 because im puting it on youtube

Comment from Me
Time: November 10, 2007, 4:43 pm

Hey I can’t lie I do like your website but it does suck you don’t tell where you find your stuff well I think your wife or girlfriend should have her own web site for us hello kitty fans that would be cool

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 10, 2007, 8:30 pm

hey ur doing a good job let me put this down 4 u i have a sister that loves hello kitty im always throwing them away can u tell me where can i get those chucks so i can burn them in front of her i want to record her and see her face u can see her 2 because im puting it on youtube

Yet another attempt by a Hello Kitty fanatic to try and get the information. Why would you need to know where to get the converse high tops? If your sister is really that big of a Hello Kitty fanatic, you could simply do it with the stuff she already has. Why would you spend money on Hello Kitty to destroy Hello Kitty if your sister already had a ton of Hello Kitty stuff…

Tell you what. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Make 100 videos of you burning Hello Kitty items of your sister and then I will tell you where you can find the high tops for your 101st video

Comment from IHateYoUFreakk.
Time: November 13, 2007, 12:00 pm

dude you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo evil.
gosh people like you make human being look really bad.
shame on you.
you think its funny making a hello kitty whiner page.
you think its funny putting pictures of hello kitty converse to make people go ‘o wowie i want them where can i get one ‘.
you think its funny by acting all ‘ohno my lifes a total hell cos of hello kitty so why dont i just make a website showing my hate to hello kitty’
well guess what its not.
and other people who are telling hk fans to search on google or ebay well dont bother coss there isnt any.
you are just a selfish weirdo who sits in front of a computer and look for more hello kitty stuffs to put on your website. looks like your more obsessed with hello kitty than anyone else.
wow.
oh and all that crap about hello kitty is very nice and the fans should be aswell well we are achually nice YOUR the one making uss write all these comments in the first place gosh your the selfishest man ever.
im starting to think you photoshopped the converse trying to showw off and everything ‘ oh my wife has totally gone down the hello kitty extreme road and guess what shes just ordered hello kitty high hells oh what in the world am i to do’ whatever dude.
your really pathetic.
and so your site.

Comment from Ladywriter
Time: November 14, 2007, 8:09 am

I love Hello Kitty and I also have a devilish sense of humor. This blog is hilarious! I’m so glad I found it! Keep up the good work, entertaining us and pissing off whiners!

Comment from Tara
Time: November 17, 2007, 6:15 am

It’s funny. I’m a mother of three girls and I live in Chicago. I recently passed a Hello Kitty store a saw the soft cover suitcase in the window and thought - how cute.:-) I should buy this for my girls for our upcoming Thanksgiving trip. I did not purchase at that time, rather deciding that I would do a search to see if the quality was worth the price. Instead I was drawn to your website. It is hillarious to say the least. And you are an excellent writer - as one of the other bloggers previously testified. As for your hate mail writers..It always amazes me that people can be so passionate about something so meaningless as Hello Kitty merchandise, yet people go hungry everyday. I was going to buy the suitcase. But in honor of great writing and an even better sense of humor - I shall abstain.

Keep up the good work.

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 17, 2007, 7:20 am

dude you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo evil.

lol - not near as much as Hello Kitty

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 17, 2007, 7:21 am

But in honor of great writing and an even better sense of humor - I shall abstain.

woohoo - a small vistory in Hello Kitty Hell - I take everyone I can get

Comment from Sven
Time: November 17, 2007, 3:20 pm

Hello Kitty is evil. Nuff said.

Comment from Hello Kitty lover by ?!!!!!!!
Time: November 19, 2007, 6:25 pm

I ? Hello Kitty sooooooooo much! I would do anything 2 get these! I found them in this italian website(forgot the name)But I aint telling any1 about the website,maybe,IDK.I ? this website! I ? seeing the whining fans! LOL! No offense but you are mean 4 not telling these fans were you’re wife got those adorable shoes! But someday, someday, they will get it out of you! You will tell us!!!! Bye 4 now!

Dana
P.S. I ? Hello Kitty!
P.P.S. I hate you!=P

Comment from Random Royston
Time: November 21, 2007, 10:52 am

I think that it might be about time that Sanrio produced the “Hello Kitty Assylum”………….filled it with everything hello kitty and left the doors open so that all of the “fanatics” could go and help themselves and then someone can shut and lock the bloody door and push the “destruct” button!!!

I don’t have anything against HK or her fans, my girlfriend loves HK but dosent obsess about her like the many lunatics above that go on about how evil Mr HKH is or how much they “hate” him………….Hate is not a word that should be used willy nilly it should only be used for people that are truly “evil” such as Bin Laden or Hitler or Saddam Hussein…………Isn’t it about time that all of you “Fanatics” grew up and got a life. This blog is a healthy way for a tortured soul to releive his frustration from his daily plight of living in “Hello Kitty Hell”

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Time: November 22, 2007, 7:13 pm

[…] Yet his blog tells you about all the stuff that is branded with the hello kitty logo. It seems to me that if you hated hello kitty so much you wouldn’t want to give it so much exposure. Heh, so much for that. But don’t bother asking where to get all all the stuff, because he’s not telling. […]

Comment from sanriochickie
Time: November 27, 2007, 12:26 am

I love this site/blog. ROFLMAO!! As my sn and email tells, I am a Hello Kitty fan but it seems that I would have to bow to your wife when it comes to Hello Kittyness.
Although I am a Kitty fan, I do feel for you dude. Even I could not take that much of Hello Kitty and I am a fan. Never mind the price to some of these Kitty items. OUCH. I have the cheap end of Kitty stuff apparently. Stickers, stationary sets, photo albums, pens, pencils, towels, pj’s that I would rather save then wear.
I do love Kitty but I also happen to like some of her friends. Especially the classic ones. My Melody, Little Twin Stars, Tuxedo Sam, and not so classic Pochacco.
Good Luck and I hope you won’t have to spen too many nights in the Kitty sleeping bag. Here’s a thought: spill some kind of grease and oil on it. Drop some oily food particle. Or, even some how, “accidentally” damage the sleeping bag. Stretch it out at the seams, or use some blunt object and poke some holes in it.
Or maybe you can tell her that it’s too adorable to be used. If you’ve not been clumsy before, develope a sudden and lasting case of extreme clumsiness around your wife’s best -most favorite- Kitty stuff. Damage an item or two and she just might forbide you to be around her Kitty stuff so much.

Comment from HK = Hunter/Killer
Time: November 28, 2007, 8:01 pm

Hello Kitty is the most vile being ever conceived. I applaud your hatred. Do these fanatics realize that Sanrio is laughing all the way to bank with this crap? Next up in the ridiculous product line that these morons will buy: Hello Kitty radiators, Hello Kitty water heaters, Hello Kitty roofing tiles, Hello Kitty bullet proof vests, and to finish it off, Hello Kitty AK-47’s. I have no doubt that if these products were made, they’d be bought by truckloads.

Comment from HK = Hunter/Killer
Time: November 28, 2007, 8:35 pm

Sorry, apparently I didn’t spend enough time looking around the site. HK AK-47’s are already real, my mistake. Apparently I can’t think of any ridiculous things to slap Hello Kitty on that Sanrio hasn’t already thought of. I truly pity you.

Comment from Mary
Time: November 30, 2007, 9:13 pm

This is the funniest site I’ve seen in a long time.
Thank you for cheering me up!
HK is awfully cute, but I don’t need anymore crap in my house!

Comment from teenagedHKfan
Time: December 5, 2007, 8:30 pm

omg.
ok i in love with HK
but man. ok im 16.
thats kinda ok for me
but omg.
most of you are like 50
get on with your life.

maybe you guys need to get laid.
get a life.
choose.

great blog.<33

Comment from Emily I.
Time: December 10, 2007, 1:45 pm

This site entertains me I love to see all of these crazy things people come up with and the crazy people, such as the lady that sent you that message, that actually buy them. You must be a very good person to continue to say with your wife in Hk hell! Some people can be so cruel. You shouldnt wish death on you just because they wont tell you how to find something you are looking for. Im am only 16 and even I know that is wrong!

Comment from Misha
Time: December 10, 2007, 7:53 pm

I’m glad people are stupid enough not to realize this website wasn’t made for finding the Hello Kitty stuff, it was for expressing his hatred toward Hello Kitty. I like Hello Kitty but I can find it on my own if I really wanted it. But, I rather not, because I’m not an obsessed fool.

Comment from Devynnq
Time: December 13, 2007, 11:41 pm

irony is YOU! i could be one of those fans that says, “if you don’t like it so much, why do you tolerate it?” but i can’t say that. why? b/c my husband is a HUGE Dungeons and Dragons fan. he’s 26 and makes a point to still play the stupid game. has a DnD collection he’s been working on since high school. yet, i own a Hello Kitty Okwap A236 (God bless you, Ebay! XD). and THE CUTEST HK contact lenses case IN THE WORLD! i’d collect more, but it’s pretty expensive and MOST of the cool stuff comes out of Japan and Tiawan making it MORE expensive! so i will try to understand the fact that while you LOVE your wife, you HATE her obessions. and secretly, i pray there’s an obession of your’s she hates, too. together, you try to exploit the other’s weakness and bring each other down. yet, you will only balance each other out, which is just as well considering you have a freaking blog about her obession, yet she continues to obsess. :p

Comment from Jay
Time: December 15, 2007, 10:01 am

thank you for living in hell so you could write a hillarious and scarily authentic blog about how horrible this hello kitty plague has become.

Comment from lisa
Time: December 16, 2007, 1:09 pm

I think this may be the best blog I’ve stumbled across in a long time. I found you trying to search for hello kitty items for a gift. Had no idea there was a whole universe of hello kitty out there. Thank you for the laughs :). I think Hello Kitty would approve. Regards.

Comment from Kim
Time: December 18, 2007, 1:17 pm

I just find it funny how all the people that want to know where to find the stuff say he should just be nice and tell them for this ONE thing, that there’s only a few of them, so why not help them out.

but here’s the reality. If you’re so desperate to find this one thing, there’s probably other things you’ll want locations for. and then word will get around, and every time a collector wants to know where to find something on this site, they’ll email him right away, and pretty soon it will become ridiculous. So it won’t take long before he refuses to answer because he’s getting so many requests, and then it’ll become “You told us how to find *insert object here*, why can’t you just help us find this ONE other thing?

And the circle continues. Moral of the story, if you want to find HK products, ask someone as interested as you are.

Comment from katie
Time: December 26, 2007, 7:45 am

Life should not be wasted on hello kitty i like hello kitty but i don’t get crazy over it!!! Most hello kitty fanatics go
crazy over stuff that is even pink!!! WHY???? the color pink is associated with hello kitty!!!! PLAIN FLAT OUT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then wish death on a man that won’t show them were a pair of stupid sneakers is??
They can go color a pair of white sneakers pink and stick
a big fat old hello kitty sticker on it for all i care!! But put the thought of death for them is like them saying they hate hello kitty isn’t hello kitty nice?? There wishing death
some poor man who has to put up with it all the time!
Ha HA them takeing after hello kitty? not in a millon years!!

Comment from Tony
Time: December 29, 2007, 2:56 am

Your wife does not own those Chucks, you post it, so people can bitch, and you enjoy it so much because people freak out over something as small as a damn shoe with a cute character on it. Am I correct?

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: December 29, 2007, 9:45 am

lol - believe me, there is no need for me to make anything Hello Kitty up with all the crap that already exists. And there is no way in Hello Kitty Hell I would ever spend any of my free time creating something Hello Kitty…

Comment from giJoe
Time: December 30, 2007, 12:04 pm

There are so many comments that probably the whiners won’t ever see this. There is quite obviously no “boyfriend”. This site is published by an HK fan who is just showing off her collection. In Japan there are several site like this. Girls pretend to be “boyfriend” because it is impolite to be boastful of your collection. No doubt, this American HK fan learned about the Japanese “nise” sites.

Comment from RH
Time: December 31, 2007, 1:23 pm

Ummm…my dad died of cancer two weeks ago. I think if I had to choose between that and never being able to have a hideous pair of HK Converse, I’d choose never being able to have the Converse. It’s so nice to know that people choose to spend their money on crap like this instead of, oh I don’t know, feeding the hungry, searching for a cure of cancer, silly things like that.

Comment from Amurana
Time: January 1, 2008, 12:45 pm

Why do people think you know where it all comes from, anyway? People send in pics of the items. That doesn’t mean they tell you exactly where and how much they are! You aren’t all-knowing. It surprises me that they don’t have the energy to just do some internet searches on their own for the items, and yet, they can manage multiple hateful emails. seesh.

Comment from margie
Time: January 1, 2008, 8:46 pm

to anonymous:
“If you’d just tell us, then we wouldn’t need to whine. Did you ever think of that?”
to tell or not to tell, it’s his right. you’ve been warned (in the front page). if you don’t agree, then stop visiting.
stop whining and get a life. sheeshh…!

to jade:
“You know that the whiners are all your fault. We wouldn’t whine if you would show an ounce of courtesy and answer our questions instead of being rude about it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. If you don’t like people whining, then don’t give them a reason to do so. You’re the one acting like a 10 year old refusing to tell us where we can find this stuff. Stop being childish and just let us know where we can get the stuff and there won’t be any more whining. Stop trying to blame the whiners when you are the one responsible for it.”
dearest jade, can anyone be responsible for your whining? that’s new.
if you don’t want to have a reason to whine. then stop reading. it’s that easy and simple.
so please, grow up already!

to Hello Kitty Hell:
I’m seriously falling in love with your blog. LOL.
I can truly understand your depression over this cuteness overload you’re experiencing. Cos I know I’ll feel the same way too.
Keep up the good work and keep us amused! We seriously need the good laugh!
Anyway, have you checked out the Hello Kitty Hotel in Taiwan?

Comment from brittany
Time: January 2, 2008, 12:23 pm

you guys.. its JUST a cat with a little bow!
chill OUT!
ok?
and im just a kid and even I NO not to flip out like some of you people are.
no offense.
im even a cat person.
but still though.
it IS just a cat.
remember that.

whoa. i need to quit whining.

Comment from charm
Time: January 3, 2008, 9:42 am

oh please! do the whiners really think that somebody who is sick of hello kitty would even BOTHER to find out where the stuff is…if you really want it, then GOOGLE it. if you can’t find it, do you really need it?

march on, brave hello kitty hell blogger.

Comment from Mynoris
Time: January 4, 2008, 1:49 pm

Okay, I’ll admit I think Hello Kitty is cute. Probably because I liked her when I was a little girl. Hell, I collect My Little Ponies and I’m 28. My husband’s a trooper and doesn’t mind.

But I actually just came here on a link with the Hello Kitty assault riffle. I was struck by the irony of this cute, upbeat, cheerful character plastered all over a death dealing device. o_O

I only really read this part of the blog (because I’m a whiner by nature. No, really.) to see what you had to say. I was stunned at the letter you posted, but then I remembered how many idiots there are out there. And that’s harsh coming from me. Again, the irony of someone who is a fan of such a cutesy and soft icon wishing to rain death upon you was…staggering.

To the Blogger: I think it’s wonderful that you are able to put up with all this stuff, and use it to fuel the witty banter of your blog. Some people might say you’re ‘whipped’ for allowing it, but if it truly makes her happy, then I think it’s sweet for you to allow it.

To the Wife: You know what you like, and you went for it with everything you’ve got. The common sense side of me cringes, but the kid in me envies you for being able to do up your house in the thing you love best (though I would choose something other than Hello Kitty personally).

To you both: I’m wondering if The Blogger has a room for himself that he can decorate in any way he likes, as sort of a sanctuary perhaps?

Comment from Tamsyn
Time: January 4, 2008, 8:03 pm

It’s probably been said already, but I didn’t read all the comments. Just because someone sends him a photo, that doesn’t mean he know where the hell the item is sold! And he doesn’t care. So stop whining about it.

Comment from Zainab
Time: January 5, 2008, 10:36 am

ahah…as much as i like HK. (key word being: like- not love)
it’s more fun to actually find the item yourself- it’s like a treaaaasuure hunt.
sorry, sorry, sorry.
anywho- yes. I just now stumbled upon this post after reading all the whiny comments and thank you for already making this cleeeeeeear.
=D

Comment from katherine
Time: January 5, 2008, 10:08 pm

ur an a** !!!:)

Comment from cierra
Time: January 6, 2008, 12:38 am

Don’t get me wrong, i really like hk, but it is ridiculous to see all these people asking a guy where to find some shoes. there is a thing called google, and in the time it takes to write the letter to the guy, you could probably find the shoes on a different site. it’s probably actually easier than typing a letter to a guy that has no idea where to find them in the first place. if you haven’t realized it already, his house is filled with hk stuff, so it is very unlikely that he will remember where one pair of shoes came from.

Comment from Tony
Time: January 6, 2008, 1:16 am

LOL, yeah I guess. But It would be nice to have proof LOL, so the people KNOW she has them, and you’d have more whiners because thy KNOW YOU have team(well, not you, but your wife)
You know? aha

Comment from Tony
Time: January 6, 2008, 1:19 am

And you DID create this site that is DEDICATED to Hello Kitty, and you do go on it in your SPARE TIME do you not?

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: January 6, 2008, 6:40 am

lol - I took photos of the shoes. What more proof do people need? And I built a site dedicated to complaining about Hello Kitty - my little bit of release living in Hello Kitty Hell. Never did I imagine when I started this that Hello Kitty fanatics would like it since all I do is dish on the evil feline, but I vastly underestimated the willingness of fanatics to want to see everything Hello Kitty…

Comment from Shivorne
Time: January 7, 2008, 6:47 am

The person who wrote that email is clearly been eating way too much Hello Kitty food products … all that sugar is rotting their brains!!!
Keep on blogging i really enjoy reading about all the new developments and i find them absolutely hilarious !!!!

Comment from Corrina
Time: January 8, 2008, 12:51 am

YOU Rock! i stumbled onto ur blog by pure accident and i love the way you sarcastically write. You are awesome cuz u accept your wifes infatuation with H.kitty and most dudes would just put it down rather than embrace it like you do!
So 2 all those whiners out there: put a straw in your juice box and suck on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Eric
Time: January 11, 2008, 9:46 pm

Just found this site and have to say I like cheese with my or your wine!!! And truffles in creme wine sauce!!

Thanks,
Eric

Comment from helokt
Time: January 12, 2008, 10:07 pm

You are a monster. What gives you the right to treat me like that???????? All I asked was that you tell me where to get the car lights and you send me a link to this post. How the hell is this supposed to help me???? I asked nicely. I explained why I needed them. I wasn’t rude at all and this is all you can do????? No wonder everyone wants you to die. I’ve never met such a complete ahole in my entire life!!!!!

You made this site so you should expect people will ask you where these things are. If you are not willing to help them, then don’t make the blog. WTF were you thinking??? It’s not right to put information out there and then not help people find it. You’re a complete idiot and I will find them with or without your help. Go jump in a lake and drown. Idiot!!!!

Comment from QUEEN VEE
Time: January 14, 2008, 3:03 pm

I love Hello Kitty and I buy the products because I think its cute, everyone has something that the mainly buy.

But none of this pointless ranting on this site botheres me, its the fact that Hello Kitty is one of your wife’s main interests and you do a blog about how much you hate it ?

I don’t think that says much about your relationship

Comment from Janice
Time: January 16, 2008, 10:13 am

i grew up with hello kitty, it was mainly my mother that would buy things for me, introduced me to it. now as an adult. ….UGH! some people are just tooo crazed! my niece is now getting into it and its just, a waste of money. yeah…its so kawaii but geez. its overboard and in a way morbid! hello kitty belongs to all of the little girls in the world ages 1-10 and thats it. haha. but anyway, its just my opinion

Comment from Katnapper
Time: January 16, 2008, 4:02 pm

You poor man! I’m an extreme cat lover, and I love “kitty” themed things… but I HATE Hello Kitty! Something about it just annoys me to no end… too cutesy I guess? I feel for you…

Fantastic blog… keep it up!!

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Comment from Victoria
Time: January 17, 2008, 3:12 am

“I’m going to find where those sneakers are whether you tell me or not, so you might as well”

If they were going to find them whether you told them or not, why would they care so much about whether you tell them.

“If you’d just tell us, then we wouldn’t need to whine.”

ie. ‘If you just comply to my bullying blackmail tactics, I might stop harassing you. But I don’t have the balls to put my name to this, because I know that my behaviour is fundamentally wrong.’

This is what happens when natural selection is interrupted by civilisation.

Comment from Katchen
Time: January 17, 2008, 4:28 am

“we are achually nice YOUR the one making uss write all these comments in the first place gosh your the selfishest man ever”
‘look what you made me do’… yup, abusive idiots often come out with some form of that excuse.

No one makes you send hate mail - that’s something you choose to do all by your ‘nice’ little self.

“I don’t think that says much about your relationship”
If it doesn’t bother her; why should it bother you? Of course if the first part of your post was remotely credible… Concern trolling is soooo classy.

Comment from mochimochimochi
Time: January 19, 2008, 5:35 pm

Thank you for making me realize how dangerous HELLO KITTY chan is.
As a Japanese, I feel some responsibility to HK threat all over the world. So I would like to support this blog to stop HK from taking over us, before it will become a bigger issue.
This is one of the most interesting blog I have ever seen.
Kitty-chan, how cute, and how evil… ‘

Comment from Tony
Time: January 20, 2008, 2:40 am

Hmm okay LOL. I don’t really care for HK anywa